Is there a way to make anal less of a mess? Whenever I do it I get stringy K-Lube EVERYWHERE, but it's not usually a problem since I shower when I do anal play. Unfortunately my circumstances have changed. I don't live alone but I usually shower late at night when fooling around. The trouble is that the other individual in the house just asked me to shower earlier since I'm disturbing their REM sleep if I go too late. They do not know WHY I sometimes shower late.

It's like that saying about God "inventing a better idiot." You can engineer every precaution into a machine or system, but there will always be someone dumb enough to make it fail. I just got my new Med/Med BD Vector in the mail today too, and I am beyond pissed. I do have another bathroom I can use, but wiping up K-Lube off myself is such a pain. My ass also feels sticky after I use it unless I can rinse off in the shower, and I don't want to use a mound of toilet paper and baby wipes. I can't just use a towel either because then there is a suspicious towel in the laundry. I absolutely want to throttle the individual involved, and I want my own space so badly. I just don't have the means right now.