Thread 11392314

/analgen/ - Anal Toys & Masturbation General
ultimate pleasure edition

A thread dedicated to sharing pictures, stories and advice about anal masturbation and sex.
The more pictures, the better!

>Question of the day
Was there ever a moment where you thought you may have taken your anal addiction too far?

Previous thread >>11384931


>FAQ -Please read before posting!
https://rentry.org/analgenfaq

>Regdude's Technical guide to anal
https://github.com/regdude/anal

>Panty's Guide to Anal Training & Blowjobs
https://imgchest.com/p/vj4j8j6978m

>SurfboardPotato's Guide to Prostate Play
https://old.reddit.com/r/CumFromAnal/comments/8w065w/a_guide_to_prostate_orgasms_from_someone_very/

>The Lighter Test & What It Does
It's a way to know if your chinesium toy is in fact silicone. Follow this guide:
https://dangerouslilly.com/2014/03/deciphering-results-of-flame-test/

>Anon’s Guide to Knotting
https://rentry.org/anons-dildo-knotting-guide

>Say hello
https://tagmap.io/tag/analgen

>Sock & Condom Stretching
https://imgur.com/SJf78lU

>Anon does the math with J-Lube
https://imgur.com/a/cuLRo2u

>JLube Testing by /ftt/ ScienceAnon
https://pastebin.com/EJsAc4GU

>Cleaning techniques and alternative methods
https://pastebin.com/FLWghXvy

>Mindgasm
https://mindgasm.net/

>Slim Shell Mold Making Tutorial (DIY Dildos)
https://files.catbox.moe/m7ansn.pdf

I just found out about this general, I've been wishing for this general for years and somehow I never came across it lmao.
I've been doing anal stuff with homemade toys and my fingers since I was a teenager but only last year I got the courage to buy a proper dildo. Holy fuck, day and night difference, even if the real toy has a smaller girth. It immediately turned me into a buttslut, I do anal twice a week now.

https://www.amazon.com/Simply-Silicone-Couples-Flexible-Suction/dp/B0BVY2DZ4K
The toy is a bit stiff and the curves can get aggressive if you go too hard in the wrong position, but I still love how I get endless peegasms with this toy. Whether I'm going over my prostate or past my prostate and hitting my bladder, the pleasure and pressure build up until I piss all over the shower floor or bidet, with just a few minutes of refractory period. I think I see some prostatic fluid mixed in too.

Sadly I still haven't found a way to cum handsfree. I've been trying to not touch my dick at all during anal sessions, but my longest streak was 5 sessions in a row. After the 6th I just couldn't take it anymore and finished myself with my hand while ramming that toy in deep. The orgasms I get from anal are mindbending each time, even if they're not hands free.
(Also is sunflower oil OK? People barely ever talk about it online.)

>>11392374
>peegasms
Usually that happens from overstimulating everything in your ass, it causes your muscles to contract and spasm hard which forces it out. It's usually a mix of urine and prostate fluid, but if your bladder is empty, it will probably just be prostate fluid. In my experience if you get to that point, you can keep going over and over and eventually everything will be squeezed out already so you can have endless dry assgasms.
>cumming handsfree
I've actually only done this a couple times before and it involved nipple play. I usually don't care though because ejaculating isn't a priority to me, I much prefer the pleasure from my ass vs dick. The ejaculations killed my mood too, so I actually don't really like it. I guess it's a nice benchmark to reach and the idea is hot, but in reality, I like the dry orgasms way better.
>sunflower oil
it's likely okay, but there's much better alternatives out there. If you can get xlube, its often touted as the gold standard for buttsluts and it's very economical.

How long does it take a beginner to achieve prostate orgasm? I've been playing with an Aneros and I can get close but even after an hour I can't seem to push myself over the edge.

>>11392374

>peegasms
You lost bladder control and pissed yourself, my guy. It's like saying you got a 'shitgasm' because you shit yourself.

>cumming hands free
As >>11392388 said, cumming hands free isn't really that good and I agree. Cumming hands free typically ends the session since it sets off the prolactin that begins your refractory/post nut clarity. If you can achieve orgasms without ejaculating, you get endless orgasms as long as your asshole can take it.

>sunflower oil as lube
For what? Jerking off or lube for toys? It's fine in your ass unless it's some ultra-processed slop but even then it's probably more or less fine, though it will mean you'll be shitting oil if you use too much and believe me when I say that it won't be a pleasant time for you. I wouldn't use it on toys unless they're metal or borosilicate glass though. Oil based lubes shouldn't go with any other materials though, though there's debate on whether plant based oil is fine vs petroleum based. If you are gonna use anything, canola oil is the goat compared with sunflower. It's thicker, slicker, a little goes a long way, and it lasts forever. Do a toy test - put some on a part of the toy that won't go inside you and see how it reacts.

>>11392388
>xlube
I love/hate water-based lubes. They're infinitely easier to clean than oil, but the ones I tried would dry out too fast and/or irritate my ass, so I've sticked to oil ever since. You say xlube would hurt my ass less?
>dry orgasms
The few true hands-free dry orgasms I reached had me involuntarily moaning and trembling while I fucked myself silly on all fours. They are great indeed. I feel like my current toy is starting to feel too small to stimulate my ass for them though.
Idk if I should go for a longer, thicker or more ribbed toy next.

>>11392467
>peegasm
It's just a short way of saying "I pissed myself and had a soft and short orgasm". I'm not merely pissing myself.
I tried using the term "squirting" before and people complained with "you just pissed yourself" so whatever, I'll keep using "peegasm".
And yeah the oil is for my dildos. Tried olive oil but it wasn't slippery enough and the residual smell was too noticeable. Coconut oil was even more fragrant. Sunflower oil did the job just right enough, at least one specific local brand for cooking that was thick and lasting enough and didn't have any extra ingredients (one brand was "for frying" and it had silicone compounds in it, what the fuck).
I'll try canola oil next.

>>11392314 (OP)
>Was there ever a moment where you thought you may have taken your anal addiction too far?
Not yet but at this rate I'll get there. It's hard to imagine I'll ever go to far when 4 hour fuck sessions with drugs + crossdressing doesn't do a thing to my sense of self-esteem, it only makes me more addicted

>>11392467
>It's like saying you got a 'shitgasm' because you shit yourself.
kek, maybe i'll keep this term in mind the next time my bussy squirts out lube and poop specs

Is there a way to make anal less of a mess? Whenever I do it I get stringy K-Lube EVERYWHERE, but it's not usually a problem since I shower when I do anal play. Unfortunately my circumstances have changed. I don't live alone but I usually shower late at night when fooling around. The trouble is that the other individual in the house just asked me to shower earlier since I'm disturbing their REM sleep if I go too late. They do not know WHY I sometimes shower late.

It's like that saying about God "inventing a better idiot." You can engineer every precaution into a machine or system, but there will always be someone dumb enough to make it fail. I just got my new Med/Med BD Vector in the mail today too, and I am beyond pissed. I do have another bathroom I can use, but wiping up K-Lube off myself is such a pain. My ass also feels sticky after I use it unless I can rinse off in the shower, and I don't want to use a mound of toilet paper and baby wipes. I can't just use a towel either because then there is a suspicious towel in the laundry. I absolutely want to throttle the individual involved, and I want my own space so badly. I just don't have the means right now.

>>11392671
Mix more water in your lube so it's less stringy, maybe, but I use a cheap Amazon rain fly as a down layer so I can do anal wherever then just wash it in the shower with me and dry in a closet or something.

i cant tell cuz im stoned hard, but i just trie dto insert the big heavy metal bar thing just now, i got it in there, started to feel it, and then i started getting intensely dizzy and exhausted, and shaking all over suddenly it feels very cold.

>>11392702
i might just be super weed high but

>>11392702
Nope sorry it’s a heart attack and you’re dying

>>11392702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpSTrry_5Fo

>>11392671
Maybe use a plastic basin to wash your butt? Or a bidet, but those are loud as fuck when discharging for some reason.
Also shave your butt too, even if you have the thinnest layer of hair, and not just the buttcrack but also as far as the lube would drip to if you squatted. A shaven butt is way easier to wipe and wash, and takes much less toilet paper to dry.
Now if you're somehow getting your whole body covered in lube then you're (figuratively) fucked without that shower.

>>11392556
If you're shitting when doing anal, you need more fibre and/or a better diet and/or a less American slop diet

>>11392314 (OP)
>>Question of the day
>Was there ever a moment where you thought you may have taken your anal addiction too far?

Literally today. Or last night.

>be me
>buy fuck machine
>unlock orgasms
>enjoy it way too much
>use it 3-4 times per day for several days
>last night trying to get to sleep
>I keep feeling the inside my my asshole pulsating and tingling
>literally feels like someone's fucking me
>get up for work this morning
>bleeding while wiping after morning shit and hole is sore
>spend all day thinking I should go home sick to enjoy my machine instead of taking a break

I need help choosing a dildo. I am not a newbie, but taken breaks.
I found two options, maybe even three, and I can't decide which one to get. The first is a small horse-shaped one, 16 cm in working length and 4.8-5 cm in diameter. The second is a regular one, but very long, 22 cm in working length and 4.8 cm in diameter. The third is a tentacle-shaped one with a knot, 5 cm in diameter and a 6 cm knot. The whole problem is that I don’t want to seriously injure my butt, and also my length to the sigmoid turn is only 13-14 cm, and anything longer causes discomfort. Wat do?

>>11392671
So update, I worked things out and tried my new Vector after washing it. I am amazed at how dense, yet flexible Bad Dragon's medium softness is, and I'm glad I got it instead of the Chance I think. I warmed up with a firm (Dragonskin 10A) 7" toy I made with a pointed dragon tip, and just worked slow and relaxed until I felt it was time to try the Vector. The head is rounded but has enough of a focal point that it eventually pushed its way through with kind of a pop, and the taper underneath actually pulled the toy in. I think using the 2.1" x 4" buttplug (also 10A firm) I made actually made it easier to insert since it was harder than the BD toy.

I sat for a moment feeling the toy with the head inside of me, and then pushed it in a bit to about where the plug usually goes. It was a neat sensation as the taper of the shaft drew the toy in, and the head gave a "plunging" sensation as it moved deeper. I was then motivated to slowly pump the toy in and out, and got this sensation of it massaging my insides with a suction of sorts, where when I would pull out and the head would suck and pull my insides, and if I pushed in then it would go the other way and be slightly filling. I then popped it out to see how difficult it would be to reinsert, and was able to grab the shaft and guide it back inside without it folding over like my 9" toy.

At this point, I decided to see what I could do with it, and pushed a little further. I applied a bit more K-Lube, reinserted it, and went a little further this time. When a new width of toy covers new ground, there's this strange cold sensation where it's stretching, and you could feel everywhere the head went as it went deeper. I would draw it back to the head, and go a little deeper each time until I actually could feel the edge of the medial ring. At that point, I pushed past it feeling the head push deeper, and had a somewhat filling feeling that was nice...

>>11392816
At that point I started kneeling, and the goal became gently riding the toy past the ring, since there are a lot of textures toward the bottom. I never ride my toys, mainly because they don't anchor well, are too soft, or are too short, but the Vector is a really nice length and stays inside, so it's easy just to put it in and lean forward as you ride it. I had gotten almost the entire length, so at that point I decided to see if I could hilt it. I gently lowered myself further and the head pushed through until it hit a barrier of sorts, and gave a somewhat "woozy" sensation. At this point, it was an inch deeper than my 00-30 toy that can go 9" deep, but with also a much wider head. I leaned to the side and pushed to the same point again, and the sensation began to lessen a bit.

At that point, I pulled the toy out again and decided to try to hilt it with the balls to the front, like what would be a reverse cowgirl position. I slowly rode the toy and then pushed in again, the goal being to rest on the balls of the toy and spread a little deeper. I tried a couple of different things before finally deciding to wrap up the session and clean everything up. At this point, fluid was drizzling out of me that I wiped up. I sat upright, and began to actually ride the Vector with it mostly inside, the medial ring sliding back and forth through my ass. At the same time I grabbed my dick and pumped at the same time, just to see if I would clamp down on the toy after finishing. I was riding at a pretty good rate too, you kind of enter this state where you're just hopping up and down not quite uncontrollably, plapping away on it, and I think I even had it hilted. I finally orgasmed, and the toy came out pretty smoothly with a "pop" at the end. I REALLY wanted to keep riding it.

>>11392776
That's hemorrhoids you tard.

>>11392816
>>11392817
I'm sorry for being repetitive, but it was a really good experience. I think I got just the right size. Also it would just figure that my medium Nothosaur Abyss II toy decided to finally ship today too. It's in Los Angeles and I hope the box isn't compromised. They included some goodies as well that unfortunately I can't enjoy out in the open, a Halloween greeting card and a really well made purple scarf that I don't dare wear anywhere. I packed it all away in the storage box with the other toys and things. Apparently Nothosaur is sending a mousepad and something else with theirs.

I'm so tired of having to hide stuff in the ceiling. I would kill for just a remote cabin or something with running water.

>>11392776
>completely overdo it to the point of tearing the lining of your asshole that you’re still bleeding after several hours
>I wanna go home and do more damage
You need to take like a month off to heal you gigantic retard.

>>11392845
Calm down, dipshit. I know.

>>11392314 (OP)
>QOTD
Probably when I had to buy a second 64L storage bin for all my dildos. It's retarded the amount of silicone dicks I have. Many of them are just toys I've outgrown but can't bring myself to get rid of.

Can any anal queen here compare vaseline to the general recommended lubes? Not if it damages toys etc, just pure comparison to its lubrication properties

>>11392862
Except you clearly don’t because you broke your ass being a retard kek

>>11392885
Not good at all. Not slippery enough and too sticky and not great for internal use anyway.

>>11392432
If you can already get to a point where it feels good easily you're on the right way. Don't try to force it, go slower and relax more. The regdude guide in the OP has a section with more pointers.

>How long does it take a beginner to achieve prostate orgasm?
Depends completely on you

hello! i am a beginner and i attempted to use an offbrand njoy wand last night. I bought this because i want to understand the p-orgasm.

I probed it around as best as i could, i did get most of it up in there and then i tried just sort of wiggling it around (gently), moving it in and out slowly, pushing randomly into random walls. I did not succeed in finding the prostate or understanding where it was or how to put pressure on it. you use the wand with the other end sticking up into the air while lying down right? i used the small end. i really moved it around basically every which way i could and i could not pinpoint the prostate in any way. i will try again tonight.

Do i need better lube then coconut oil? i felt like it was pretty hard to get it to glide. and yes when i first got it in there for some reason it made me feel extremely dizzy and then shivering like crazy for like 10 minutes, and then it went away. was i raped as a child and my body is remembering it or something?

oh yeah, and is this mindgasm thing worthwhile? I tried it last night, the free beginner intro audio. does it eventually progress into guided ass play stuff, or is it all just kegels? are there community audios or something like that?

>>11392314 (OP)
Daily reminder the faggot blowjob link all needs removing from the op

>>11392374
Use xlube, it's the best

>>11392432
From an actual fucking, anywhere from a few hours to a few months
Just depends on how well you adjust to taking it in that ass

Aneros and other knockoff toys are useless though, just a scam

>>11392467
If you haven't gotten a shitgasm when pooping, did you really make your prostate sensitive enough?

>>11392540
Xlube is not like other water based lubes, it's so much better

>>11392671
Use a lube shooter and put most of the lube inside your ass instead

>>11392702
>>11392707

Had that once when I was higher than normal
You're fine

>>11393044
okay. thanks. in that moment i was wondering if my ass was absorbing like lead from my chineseium toy and giving me cancer in real time

>>11393047
Nah, you won't feel the effects from lead poisoning until it's too late

Get those lead testing strips if you're going to insist on rising your ass cancer with chinesium metal toys

>>11392980
coconut oil will work but probably not as well as actual lube. Everyone's body is different and reacts differently to different things, so you may need to experiment to find what works best for you. Since you are new to this, it may take time to recognize your prostate and to develop it so it becomes sensitive and pleasurable. You might get frustrated with this aspect, but if you keep it up, it will happen.

>>11393021
It is all kegels, the point of it is to both develop your pelvic floor muscles to a point where you can massage your prostate without toys and to teach you how to recognize prostate pleasure which is very foreign to most inexperienced people. In my experience it works very well but takes at least a few sessions before you begin to notice anything. I would advise you to treat it as practice towards achieving a prostate orgasm rather than expecting one to happen from it. Expectation often ruins the experience because you begin looking for results rather than just seeing what happens.

>>11393021
Nah it's a waste of time, total sham

>>11393048
thanks, i just ordered them now because of your comment. good idea

>>11393021
To add to what >>11393050 said, I found it also helpful to get better at independent and fine muscle control. For that alone it was worth it, even though I stopped using it after doing a few lessons back then.
Check the archives, there should be download links for the whole version somewhere. If you can't find it or they are down, ask and somebody can probably upload it somewhere again.

I want to get better at controlling prostate massagers but currently don't have anyone to practice on. Do anons itt post control links every once in a while? Thinking of lurking so I can snag a few of them here and there to get my reps in.
Bonus question: What sort of patterns do you all enjoy?

i've found the best lube to be the mucus your throat produces when you try and deep throat a dildo. i shove it down there a few times to get the juices flowing, spit that onto a dildo a few times, finger my ass with it, and go to town. it doesnt seem to dry up that much either. truly nature's miracle

>>11393094
Can confirm. :3

>>11392432
i bought one when they first came out like 20 years ago or something, and i got close but i gave up after a while

>>11392314 (OP)
>QOTD
Yes, one time when I was rolling on molly, smoking weed, and a few other substances, crossdressing, makeup streaming down my face from sweat and tears from the most pleasure I think is possible while riding a toy that was probably a bit too thick so hard it was making my entire body shake, I caught a glimpse of myself in a mirror and thought about the young boy I used to be and what I wanted for my future compared to what I was currently doing. It made me consider I may have gone too far, but it felt so fucking good that I didn't really care

>>11393081
>Check the archives, there should be download links for the whole version somewhere
oh cool thanks!! ill look into that. okay, day 2 of ramming a metal rod up my ass begins soon, hope i feel something this time

>>11393081
I can't find anywhere to download it. Help a poor anon in need?

what can i look at or listen to while penetrating myself with this wand i have no idea what im doing and its mostly just a very awkward and exhausting feeling so far can i get hyped up by watching some porn but like i can not ram rod my ass maybe something chiller then that, beginner activities whiel slowly opening up my prostate??? eh???

Ok I am looking to buy a new toy. I like feeling stuffed, and penatrarion but I also like prostate focus. I had a dildo that was i want to say either an inch and a quarter circumference or diameter, whatever makes sense. It wasn't like super narrow like a finger but I wouldn't call it super thick either. I have also used buttplugs while stimulating my nipples which has had some success in making me squirt out precum. Any suggestions for a good quality toy?

>>11393314
Mini or small Habu from BD sounds like what you want, but I think they discontinued that toy for some reason. Hopefully someone can recommend something similar.

>>11393094
>easy to produce
>body safe
>free
lubefags are on life support

The worst (best!) part about having a fuck machine now is that I don't know when to stop. I've been on this thing every day since last Saturday, minimum once for an hour and up to 4 times for 2-3 hours each, swapping out all of my 13 dildos and exploring community made modes. I sometimes have orgasms, but mostly it's just creaming and shaking on the cocks as I explore all my favourite modes and add more and more to the list every hour.

Every time I think it's time to stop and maybe have a bite to eat, rest my pussy for a while, it's not. I stand up and go to walk into the kitchen to wash my hands, feel the fuck-juices plopping out of my freshly fucked hole, look at them spatter onto the floor, then immediate get back down on my hands and knees and insert again.

I got home from work at 5:30pm and other than getting naked and having a quick shit and douche, I've been on it for five hours. Sitting here now, my hole is twitching and begging me to go back to it. I've found so many fun modes.

>bought a bunch of toys that are way bigger than I can handle
>it's going to take at least a year before I can use them
/analgen/ please, raise your hands up! I need your energy!

>>11393119
Hot

Why the fuck is anal so difficult. I get some pleasure but it doesn't last long/disappears when i move or add lube, or I get no obvious pleasure and it's just kinda "nice", maybe or am I not doing anything? sigh

>>11392845
He needs to do it even more.
The sooner he dies, the sooner he'll stop propagate his dangerous ideas in here...

>>11393411
Start touching your dick, it helps your body and internal muscles relax

>>11393088
I'll let you control a fuck machine, how about that

Just post your discord contact

>>11393381
Name some of the modes you've enjoyed, I wanna try them

>>11393477
Is that not kinda training me to ejaculate from anal?

>>11393202
>>11393199
Be patient if no seeds show up immediately
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:a455eec49176887e52b8b727c990bb488453fde2&dn=Mindgasm&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337%2Fannounce

>>11393381
I have one too but I rarely use it since it takes so long to clean out and set everything up and if I don't make myself absolutely spotless inside I end up getting burning/itching sensations during play which drains all motivation.

>>11393388
I bought a medium archer from BD without using the sizing chart like a retard and I’m pretty sure I’m never gonna be able to use it lol, we’ve all been there anon.

>>11393518
Shouldn't have supported animal abusers then

>>11393499
No it just encourages you to relax your anus

>>11393518
BD sizes are a fucking mess, it feels like maths homework trying to compare different toys. But never say never anon...

>>11393525
Thanks for keeping this meme alive

>>11393544
The meme can live on where the animals couldn't

>>11392314 (OP)
Blogpost time
>get really into anal 3 years ago
>Develop ability to prostate orgasms every session, hfo most sessions
>not romantically interested in women or men
>start fucking guys on Grindr, meh
>Keep solo play, start riding more, perfect ability to hfo
>start riding guys to hfo, they always cum once I do, so can't extend hfo
>One guy can make me prostate cum within a minute, then typically fucks me another 10-15 minutes, but can't hfo with him since he never allows me to ride. Cock about 6.75x5.25.


There are a few big cocks (7x6.25, 7x5.5) a few hours from me, planning to visit, hopefully can ride them for a few minutes of hfo.

I get irritable the longer I don't have anything in my ass, plugs typically do the trick, but a good fucking can satisfy me for 2-3 days.

Currently am riding an Oxballs Pighole 3 with a dildo that matches the inside (about 5.25 around), and when I tense up to cum, the dildo and tunnelplug move as one, knotting my anus, accelerating my prostate and HFOs. Once my ass relaxes, the dildo again moves through the tunnelplug, and then the cycle repeats. I'm going to try my tunnelplug with a real cock, kinda anxious, but it might just blow my mind more than ever.

>tfw whenever thinking about fucking myself or reading stories on here my ass starts aching in preparation to be filled
>usually end up farting
ABSOLVTELY WIRED

>>11393493
There's quite a list growing. I'll put them in order I like to use them:

"Quiet Grinding (Max 25-ish)"
Just a slow warm-up mode

"Very First Date"
It feels like getting fucked on the first date. Not super hard, not super soft. Just a natural rise and fall of speed without hard pounding

Stallion Cock Rider! - max:50"
Feels like a night between a rider and her well-trained horse. Not hard or forceful, just a natural progression from a horny beast

"vibrant lust <3 20-55" - 20-55 (search 'vibrant' and it'll come up)
Slow and then medium fucking, never too much to handle, just a passionate lover with stamina to burn. It's like Very First Date, but different. A good time

"real sex"
It's someone's interpretation of what a 'real' night in bed is like, similar to Very First Date, except instead of being nice rise and falls, it's nice rise and falls with portions of rapid, hard fucking. The force of the pounding sections increase in ferocity and length the longer you go

"Queen's hard fuck"
Hard in every sense of the word. This is a queen being humbled, punished, or possibly satisfied so completely she abdicates the throne. It's sustained periods of stop-start pounding with hard fucking, in increasing intensity

"4 load gangbang (Max 100)"
Exactly as it says on the tin. Almost 5 minutes of one-after-the-other gang-bangs on your hole. Periods of hard pounding with some surprising variety between them, less 'constant fast' and more stop-start pounding/ There's periods between each section where the pounding slows and stops before the next guy taps

"Fucked On The 1st Date"
This one is accompanied by a synchronised video. It's too long for me to attempt at present so I can only give basic details. Load up the video, press play, and when you are told press play on the app. You will be guided through nearly half an hour of having your hole pumped by a BBC lover you could not resist - find the video by that exact name on hypnotube

>>11393515
I've said it before and I'll say it again - if your clean out is anything more than a shit and a quick douche, you need to get a better diet, get off of the american slop or see a doctor

I've been doing anal daily for the last year with either an Njoy or now my Hismith and all I literally do is take a shit, rinse out with about 200ml of water, and I'm totally clean

>>11393647
What does your diet look like? Any foods to avoid specifically?

>>11393649
My diet's shit. I eat a bowl of high fibre bran cereal with milk and a little honey most mornings, often a slice of banana bread or similar if I forget breakfast. Lunch is usually a bowl of pasta from a local shop near work, sometimes KFC, a burger, dumplings, or I'll batch cook something like a risotto, creamy pasta dish, some kind of stew to reheat at work. Dinners is usually one portion of whatever I batch cook, or I'll have a basic steak, potatoes and roast veg or some air-fry fish and chips, nuggets and chips if I'm especially lazy. Every day is endless cups of instant coffee or hot tea and milk

The key is that bowl of cereal every morning, I shit at the same time like clockwork, often the first wipe comes back clean

>>11392980
>when i first got it in there for some reason it made me feel extremely dizzy and then shivering like crazy for like 10 minutes

That's a good thing, ass pleasure is different than dick pleasure is, you need to more start enjoying that feeling

>>11393506
thank you. i am very slowly dling it now!

>>11393682
eh, it was more like a, suddenly i feel like im very ill kind of feeling, not something positive.

Day 2 of trying to use an njoy wand as a beginner went okay. I actually feel like i may have found the prostate, maybe, it felt like it was very deep in there i had to put almost the entire toy up my ass which had to be at least 6 inches. felt some weird feeling thing in there somewhere. i had some moderate enjoyment and it was fun. when i pulled out the wand it was completely covered in shit. also, i got the knockoff wand lead tested, and its negative. the knockoff wand on amazon seems to be just fine!

day 3 of putting this thing in my ass begins very soon. i am currently struggling a lot with what to do while im putting it in, because i want some kind of really long format sexual video with anal play in it and im not really getting anywhere, just keep scrolling on gif and starting and stopping every 6 seconds

>>11393739
First of all, there's no need to go that deep. The two main internal nerve clusters that send feel-good signals are located very shallowly. The only nerves deeper are ones that control pressure and bowel movement.

Second, you don't want to be shoving a wand that deep. One slip and you're going to explaining to doctors and nurses how you got a metal wand jammed up your ass, and will be a story told for eternity.

Thirdly, if you have shit even six inches deep, you're disgusting. Eat some fibre, take a shit, learn to douche.

Finally, just lie on your back with your knees straight up and feet flat on the bed. Slide the large end in and hold the smaller end - it should be somewhere over your dick or balls. Gently move it in a come hither movement. No need to go deep. Keep that up and try different spots around your anterior wall, and you will eventually locate the pelvic splanchnic nerves and prostatic plexus nerve clusters you need. They will be different for everyone.

>>11393595
Oxballs definitely makes the best tunnel plugs out there.

>>11393742
this message was helpful tonight. i tred the big end for once, tried to keep it shallow and i managed to experience some pleasure. not enough for p spot orgasm but defnitely something worth mentioning. noticeable this time. getting somewhere!

>>11393789
I got one recently and the cunt doesn't stay in. I get it in (using another toy as a medium to insert) and it pops out so fast. Which is frustrating because those few moments where my hole is exposed feel amazing

>>11393794
They do make the airholes to help expand the tunnel plugs and prevent them from collapsing if that's what's happening. Though that kind of defeats the whole thing about tunnel plugs.

>>11393849
It's not collapsing, it's shooting out entirely. Just can't keep the damn thing to stay inside.

Bit of a long shot but there's a doujin I can't figure out how to find again for the life of me.

I read it before on exh, probably via browsing the `focus anal` tag. The general gist was a couple of lolis going to an onsen, anally masturbating with the water jets in the baths, and then getting railed by fat bastards for the rest of it. The water jet bit is what I wanted to revisit in particular.

If anyone knows what I'm talking about I'd be grateful.

Was doing kegels last night thinking about stuff, and it felt good, hard to get the right spot and dick was distracting like usual. But I got a stronger pleasure eventually, could maybe be called orgasmic. Never had it before. like a continuous hum and pleasure that didn't stop as long as I kept squeezing and the feeling was inside me. What was it? I feel like it wasn't an orgasm but maybe it was, it was very good.

Are there any high quality clear silicone dildos? Is it even possible for silicone to be completely clear? Every super clear dildo I find is extremely cheap and made of some mystery ‘jelly’ chinesium material that I’d never trust to use without a condom which would kind of defeat the purpose.

anyone get a male brazilian wax before? i sorta want to do it but that seems awkward

>>11393928
>continuous hum and pleasure
sounds like your kegal muscles are getting strong enough to squeeze your swollen and horny prostate

>>11393595
Have u tried the chute from topedtoys

>>11393641
Oh are these all hismith app patterns?

I only use the xtoys app... fuck they sounded fun

>>11393742
Nah bro, 10" long is where it's at

Feeling it thrust in and out of your sigmoid is based

>>11393967
No. Zero. None.

>>11394055
:(

retard post
im bleeding every time i wipe but it doesnt hurt
do i have hemorrhoids?

>>11393515
My cleaning out takes a bit of time but it's worth it to be fully clean so I can properly enjoy the machine railing my hole

Don't skimp on prep

>>11394076
You want a clear toy that's safe? Glass plugs

Again, don't trust chinesium though

>>11394117
Probably, we're not doctors though. Go see one.
If you're bleeding but not from hemmeroids then you might actually literally have ass cancer
GO. SEE. DOCTOR.

>>11394147
>GO. SEE. DOCTOR.
i refuse
gonna buy some asscream and see if it fixes it

>>11394117
More likely you have a fissure. Normal, wait a week or 2 for it to heal completely. Take fiber and use baby wipes.

>>11394051
>Have u tried the chute from topedtoys
Yes, fren ;)

>>11393794
Assuming you have the correct size for the size of your ass, you should be able to hold it in while trusting, then when you tense up, let the knot slide in and out until you relax, then keep fucking. Definately has a learning curve.

Just want to say that any bottom tighter than me is a prude, and any bottom looser is a whore, that's all.

>>11393858
Oxballs pighole 3 is firmer than others. It also has rougher outside texture. It's the one I have most success with lately. Have a longer one and a wider one, but I apply too much pressure on it right now, going to have to increase my ability to stay loose around something 3" diameter.

took drugs and ruined my ass last night. shit was so cash money.

>>11393119
I wanna mount and fuck you in front of a mirror so you see can yourself have an ego shattering handsfree orgasm

>>11394206
h-hot...

>>11394207
I want to see that look of feral cocklust in your eyes while my manhood is throbbing and expanding inside you, stretching your tight hole while relentlessly pounding the switch that makes your brain melt until you're quivering and shuddering and speaking in tongues with your cum spilling out

>>11393739
prostate is about 2-5" deep
just go slow and shallow and tease yourself and slowly build up the sensation instead of going all in
also, you're going to want to learn how to douche and adjust your eating habits at least 24 hrs before play time
if you dont adjust your eating habits even if you douche, you'll still have a pretty high chance of shitting on your toys as things get more intense and muscles get stronger

>>11393411
Start with something you can ride hard, ride it until your ass is staying open for the size, then go bigger, then repeat. Eventually you'll barely feel the one you had trouble even inserting.

>>11392314 (OP)
>QOTD
Can fuck myself for hours, multiple prostate and hfo. Bring a buttplug with me most everywhere, plus 5-8 dildos if I may be away from home.
While anal is consuming lots of my time, I've never had sex this good.
I've also learned that sex with a guy can satisfy me longer than solo play, even though I cum better by myself. That said, am close to hfo while riding guys, it's just that they want to be on top when they cum, or they cum and go limp right as I begin to hfo. I need to find a guy with a decent 5-7x5.25+ cock with endurance who I can ride most days - small town, makes it hard.

>>11394218
>Anal muscle development
First learned of my control when I could move water past sigmoid while douching. And this muscle control has made both deep and shallow douching easier and more predictable.
And now I am getting better at massaging the dildo/cock in my ass, which REALLY increases the sensation.

>>11393858
Have you tried using the plug for the tunnel plug, to make the tunnel plug less likely to collapse? Or try a dildo that's nearly the size of the tunnel.

>>11394053
They're called 'modes' but are made by the community - not patterns like you might think of them from most toys, but fan-made simulations ranging from minutes to hours. Some are great like the ones I mentioned, but there's many terrible ones. One suggested hard rape and it was 10 minutes of 0-1 speeds. Many others are unhinged up-down 0-100 pumps. In my experience they tend to be pretty well self-regulated in terms of the top ones being top for a good reason (personal enjoyment notwithstanding).

If you do look into them, pro-tip: start it up, immediately pause, then you can actually use the progress bar to scroll along and see how it is, or even tap and drag the meter itself to more accurately scrub along and see. Takes you out of it a bit but it's always recommended to know in advance if a mode is gonna be a slow jam and then suddenly ramp up to literally 100 without warning.

Is a hismith safe? I like to anal on weed which feels like it would pair great but im worried I might fucked around or move abit and then tear a bowel or something. What about on shrooms?

>>11394257
Just got a Hismith. It's a powerful machine unless you have full control of what you're doing. So if you're a retard that does drugs, then the Hismith is too powerful for you.

Any good dildos with a big bulging head and thinner shaft to just rape my prostate? I was thinking about a horse cock from BD but it looks like the shaft is actually thicker then the head. I'm not getting an unflared chance my bussy can't take it

>>11394266
I have a BD Sleipnir that is prefect for bullying my prostate. Or get something with a knot

>>11394257
its fine, you can control how hard its going and you can tell if its going too hard.

For those with Hismiths, how do you attach toys without specific attachment points?
I've got a few generic toys with suction cups, but they don't stay stuck to the plate that was included. Plus I also have a couple BD toys that don't even have a suction cup, and I don't think their bases are big enough for a two-sided suction cup either (Diego and unflared Chance, both in size small).
Hismith does sell an adapter with rubber bands, but the reviews on their site caution that the rubber bands' material can actually damage silicone toys, and I want a less expensive solution anyway. I could try 3d-printing an equivalent plate, but it'd be a crapshoot trying to find a suitable size and strength of elastic band. I don't know if tying with string instead of elastic would work.

>>11394271
Firmness recommendation?

>>11394332
medium is plenty firm. check the dimensions since sizing is weird.

You guys are all ass masters so help me out here. My bf has to constantly stop sex early because he becomes "sore". Says its still pleasurable but after a pretty short time he gets uncomfortable. I want to fuck him for hours, wtf is cockblocking me? More warmup/foreplay? Just need to do it more often? His diet is immaculate due to stomach issues that make him eat that way anyways.

>>11394350
Probably lube, even if you think you have enough add more. Silicone lube is supposed to be good when having sex with other guys as it doesn't dry up, but I only use toys so I stick with the water based xlube so I can't comment on silicone lube in practice.

Haven't been jacking since I was preparing to get into anal. Pretty busy now in life so I'm going to J/O to relieve some stress. Looking forward to having more time to get into anal pleasure.

>>11394327
None of my toys have issues with the plate so I think it's a matter of suction cup quality. If you have the small one, consider the big one - might be a surface area issue. Failing that, make sure both ends are clean and dry, no grit or moisture.

Failing that, if the toys have balls or flares you can buy packs of shoelaces and tie them all around it with bows for ease of removal.

>>11394350
More lube, and also the inside of the asshole is like any other muscle - repeated bullying wears it out and starts to hurt

>>11394357
The BD toys both have balls, of course, so tying them should work. I guess I'll add some paracord to my next AlIExpress order.
I threw together some guides in FreeCAD that can fit on the back of the adapter plate, same as the first-party version does. I'm not sure if 2x or 4x symmetry will be better, so I'll try both.

>>11394368
Are they real suction cups or 'the bottom of the toy is slightly concave lmao good enough' suction cups? I did try one of my other toys from TwinTails and it's got a fake suction cup and doesn't work too well. Lucky it's my least favourite toy

>>11394362
>>11394351
How do I even get more in? I put enough on my weenor to the point where adding any more it just slides off, and try to get as much in his butt as I can. Do I need to use one of those lube shooter things?

>>11394389
You just keep reapplying. When he says it's starting to feel like it's getting to get sticky, tacky, dry, reapply - usually ever 10 or so minutes with water based lube. A light douche also keeps a little extra water inside to keep things running smooth as well, which reduces the need to reapply as often. Also make sure you're not just going straight into getting your dick wet - get him horny, lick and suck his nipples, kiss your way all around his body, eat his ass, finger him, make him orgasm from rubbing his prostate and only then do you slide inside. The hornier and more relaxed he is, the less tense he might be

>>11394389
Might be the consistency of the lube, since if it's too thin it might just slide off when you try to insert. A lube launcher could work though, or you could check for any lube bottles that come with a nozzle.

>>11393088
Post your discord and I'll let you control mine

>>11394216
sauce

>>11393967
They don't exist. Your best bet for an alternative material is TPR, avoid PVC

what lube are you guys using for long term buttplug wearing? Water based ones dry up far too quickly and then the plug gets painful as it dry rubs into my ass.

>>11394545
Spit

>>11394266

Then get a Flared Chance?

>>11394390
>>11394394
Could be both of these, i probably dont reapply as much as I should and the lube I buy, even though its silicone based, is really thin and I notice it slide off. Any reccomendations for a thicker lube?

>>11394327
what suction cup plate do you have? If its the one with the screw in the middle, sometimes they have to be tightened a lot because it can get loose and create a failure point for the vacuum

>>11394327
Get some double sided silicone suction cups, (got mine from lustarts but others make them too), they've been a total game changer for me, crazy sticky and super versatile.

>>11394350
There also exists a more exotic option, but your bf may or may not like it.

https://www.erome.com/a/mOGMYd1P

>>11394730
kek

>>11394730
that's boyginal sex not anal

>>11394350
He's just being a bitch, tie him down and lube his hole real good then pound him past his fake limit

>>11394772
God I need this. If your bf won't let you restrain him for this, I'll volunteer. Just gag me when I start begging you to stop.

New fav basically zero follower whore
https://x.com/Sm4shBuNnY

>>11394723
I also have a small Diego, and my suction cups fit on it, just make sure to check the size chart and you should be golden.

>>11394833
Not the place to advertise for your shitty OF

Any recommendations for good dildo heroes? Have the house to myself the next few days and i plan on spending it riding my whole dildo collection.

>>11395014
If you're fur friendly then "take that knot" is a GOAT imo. As name implies a knot you is recommended.
Otherwise, the bouncex ones made by the tool's creator are always nice.
Would also be interested in other anons' recs

>>11395142
I hate furries and I think both animals and furries are disgusting, but knots are really the goat
Knows are for everyone, not just mentally ill fags who are attracted to animals

>>11395146
from memory that video is pretty heavy with fur content
I remember it mostly because it got me into DAP. I've never felt sluttier than getting two toys sliding in and out against each other inside me.

I'm thinking of buying two toys from Neotori.

I've always wanted a dildo with a somewhat flared head, so I'm thinking of getting the Jorhan.
https://neotori.com/product/jorhan-the-neighbour/
But I'm not sure if the head isn't flared enough, as it seems only slightly bigger than the shaft.

I also want one with a knot, and I've been looking at the Mundir for that. But the knot seems kinda "rough" on that one, and not something that looks easy to slide in.
https://neotori.com/product/fantasy-dildo-mundir-the-wolf/

Does any of you have experience with these?

>>11395146
The faggot doth protest too much

>>11395158
I have both of these in small and medium, for reference I'm quite small set, even my ear canals are tiny, I have to use the smallest little squishy silicone bits on my earbuds
I like them both a lot, jorhan is great for thrusting, the flare is not humongous, but it's still exciting and I find that it still rubs all the right parts inside, there's nothing like horsecock, they are popular for a reason, I would definitely buy it again, i use both the small and medium although I find the medium a bit too large most days and generally just stick with the small
I prefer the shape of my stoic, I just find it a bit more exciting, but for roughly pounding my ass, the smoothness and lack of crazy girth variation makes my small jorhan my favourite
Other than my small and medium stoics, I don't own any other horsecocks, chance is really popular, and I think I've read some anon talking about how much he likes his bumblehooves here, but for me at least I was drawn more to the shorter, thicker jorhan & stoic than some of the others that I considered because I intended to absolutely destroy my ass with a horsecock attached to as fuck machine
While I do like my mundirs, they are a lot less fun, the knot is a very harsh change in girth, and is very abrupt, I like the bulbous shaft a lot, but that knot is no joke on the medium, I've owned it almost a year and I still haven't managed to take it
Honestly the sizing of my mundirs just isn't quite right for my body, the small is fun enough, but perhaps a bit too small, and the medium is just a bit too big, if there was a size between them it would be just about ideal for me, but as things stand, I have to do a lot of warmup just to take the shaft of the medium, I really just use that one for more gentle grinding, it does make me feel very full when it's in
Because I have a fuck machine I specifically went for their firmer silicone, I suspect that I'd have a lot more fun with my medium sized toys if they were softer

>>11395014
I quite like this, although it's intended for jerkin I enjoy substituting anal for it, and it doesn't really have a traditional hero stroke meter, it just has spoken instructions to either speed up or slow down
https://hypnotube.com/video/babecock-edge-challenge-17345.html

>>11395142
>take that knot
Got a link?

How do the flared dildo heads of the Stoic by Neotori compare to that of Chance by Bad Dragon? Any other suggestions to look into?

>>11395265
https://rule34video.com/video/3160758/dildo-hero-take-that-knot/

>>11395233
I did look at Stoic as well. I was kinda put off by the mid ridge. Isn't that annoying if you are riding the dildo?

Have you tried any of the other knotted dildos like the Ferin or Taco? Their knots seem smoother, and dont have such an abrupt size change.
I already have a knotted dildo, but it is way too soft, and with too large a size change at the knot. So it just kinda squishes under me, instead of pushing into me.

>>11395290
Thanks.

>>11394781
Can I get next then

>>11395158
Get the topped toys Pegasus instead

>>11395290
That's that gay shit tho

>>11395367
Even the smallest pegasus is a thick motherfucker. Can't fit that in my ass.

>tfw gave in and bought another dog cock dildo
I have an addiction

>>11395146
>animals are disgusting
I'm assuming you mean sexually, but if not you are more of a subhuman than the people you're posting about

>>11395491
Of course I mean sexually

I tried those dildo hero videos and websites but they almost always put black people in it, I live in a brown country and I've had enough bad experience with colored people to only feel repulse towards them, and no I am not racist, it's just that they don't rock my boat
Other videos use hairy manly men who are also a turn off for me, or women who don't do anything to me

Is there any dildo hero that use femboys instead?

i just accidentally edged myself three times in a row and i've never felt such a primal need to get pinned and fucked. the relief when i came handsfree was so gooooood

>>11393506
King shit, downloading now

>>11393094
100%. It's so hot too going ass to mouth to re-lube your dildo.
Once I train my throat to take my 2" wide dildo I won't need lube at all.

>>11393544
It's not a meme retard

>>11394238
Yeah, and I commented to find out if they're on the hismith app or on xtoys

I don't care if they're called patterns, modes, or even bitch routines
What app are they fucking on

>>11395630
Retard.

>>11394257
I hismith on weed several times a week

It's glorious

Drop your discord contact if you wanna chat more about hismith, I can show off mine

>>11394389
Lube shooter is a godsend, 100% yes

>>11395390
Yeah you gotta stretch to fit it slut

>>11395632
Dude asked "is it on the hismith app or the xtoys app" and your gatekeeping?

The only retard is your obtuse ass

>>11395639
The question was answered two days ago. If you can't read, that's a you problem.

>>11393094
Have been fucked with lube and with spit.
When fucked with spit, the sex is just incredible, 10/10 would recommend. Penises are better than dildos btw, "straight" analgen analons on life support.

>>11395630
Calm down, lil dude. You asked, and quote: "Oh are these all hismith app patterns?" and I answered with more details on what they're called and entail. The fact that you can't parse context is a problem you should work on privately, rather than getting butthurt in public like a retard.

>>11393641
great recommendations, thanks

I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's not gay if you fuck guys for the physical aspect only.

>>11395673
If I fuck a woman I am not automatically straight or even bi, so why taking in the ass one would be gay?
But if you do it a few times, than that's gay for sure, because curiosity only allows you 1 free test drive

>>11395673
>IceT.webm

>>11395677
>sex <> romance
Well said! Get that d!

>>11395677
>a few times
Asking for a friend, maybe this is 1x per year? What about creampies, where do they stand?

>>11395680
If you ride dildoes, it's not gay, it's just masturbation
But if you have sex with a man more than just once, than you are gay or at least bi

>>11395683
>having sex with a guy more than once is a little gay
OK boomer.
It's current year.
It's gayer to hang out with "the boys" than to just let one of them stretch you out, and I mean this unironccally.

>>11395294
I have medium Mundir and L Taco (really not that big). Taco is a lot easier to take and so makes a nice intro to knots, but in soft is kinda floppy and hard to really fuck. It's a warmup toy for me I guess. Mundir I can take with some effort, but as that other slut said it's very abrupt and a lot to take.
I've been eyeing the Stoic too, for both the flare and the ring. Taking the ring like a mini-knot sounds pretty great, though I don't have a comparison toy. Idk, trying not to buy toys right now but Stoic is probably next. Pegasus seems too big lol

Can anal really rewire your brain?

>>11392467
>>11392540
I remembered these posts and bought the smallest canola oil bottle they had on the market on my way home.
It was cheap but jeez, it's 500ml. I did not realize how much oil I was buying for lubing purposes, this will last me like 6 months even if I toy myself frequently.
How long does it take to go rancid once opened?

>>11395750
>>11395673

>>11393021
>>11393050
mindgasm shit does work, but honestly did not seem worth the effort and seemed to happen by random chance.
also legit think i accidentally strained my ass muscle bad enough to get a minor hemorrhoid by doing it.

>>11393506
>mindgasm
What's the idea behind it?
The audios are quite long and there's almost no speech in it

>>11395711
I think I'll get a stoic then, and probably a Taco as well, though the Therin looks kinda in-between the Mundir and the Taco.

>>11395158
I have Medium Mundir and small Stoic. I knotted the Mundir after some effort. Feels amazing, but it's more of a plug type of a toy. You squeeze it in and cum instantly, rather than riding it for a while. Stoic is also fun, I was surprised at how much I can feel the medial ring. The small is slightly small for me, but I still enjoy riding it. I was considering getting a Medium one, but the jump in size is pretty big.

I am thinking about getting a new dildo from Neotori, but I'm not sure. The medium tentacle feels fun for exploring depth, but I don't think I can get away with just douching and not doing a full enema. Maybe the Medium Taco will be a good compromise.

4am and I am taking pictures in girly underwear and netfish and sending it to a big dicked guy, I hope he likes it and fucks me like the slut I am

>>11395753
idk if it's safe for use with toys, but if you're unlucky your toys are ruined. I just use canola for fapping only

It goes rancid with exposure to oxygen, heat, and light. I keep a bottle in the pantry and just transfer a little into an old (washed) glass maple syrup jar for easy pouring when I need it. Worst case whatever is in the jar goes rancid but it's been sitting there for about 6 months without issue. Might be different in summer though

>>11395869
Coomer scam. It's a way to fleece people's money by telling them they can imagine themselves having an orgasm. It's up there with wifi faraday cages

>>11395290
are there any other dildo heros with knotting with beter video, like blender ? like then bounceX dildo heros

>>11395925
Yeah, speaking of transferring canola oil to a smaller jar, I just did it before reading this post and holy fuck, i need to blogpost about it
>never tried canola oil
>the oil was denser, more slippery and yet less sticky, easier to clean than regular sunflower oil
>a deep golden hue, almost fluorescent when spilled over the porcelain sink, while sunflower oil is a very pale and transparent yellow
>a strong but oddly pleasant seed smell, like sunflower times ten
>realized i bought virgin canola oil
I actually wanted to try a spoonful of it, that's how inviting it felt.
In that moment it dawned on me how horrible and unnatural non-virgin oils are with all their chemical treatments, like factory eggs vs farm eggs. I've been -eating- shitty oil all my life.

>>11395960
Good-ass quality oil is a pleasure to cook with and eat. I keep about 6-7 different types of oils and fats at home for cooking

Now try wanking with it

>>11395912
When you bounce on it, how much does the medial ring get in the way of it? It is just a pleasant addition, or just it kinda pop every time you go up and down?

And do you have it in soft or firm?

>>11395977
It doesn't really get in the way, you can bounce pretty aggresively on it, but you'll feel it. I have it in soft, no complaints, although getting the head in is a little annoying.

>>11395979
Sweet. I think I'll get one in soft then. Other than my too-soft chinesium knotted toy, I've been maxing out all the rest of them, so I do need something bigger.

Thanks for the feedback. This buttslut thanks you.

Have an emu-war meme for your troubles.

thoughts on neotoris tycho?

>>11396007
Looks spiky as fuck. Never tried it, but it does look painful. I'd assume it'd be best in the Soft option.

Suggestions on porn to get butt horny?

>bought a hismith premium on a whim
>while i like it for the first ~3min or so, the lube dries too quick and it gets too rough
>can only comfortably get in one position
I'm leaning towards selling this... any places that I can sell an almost new fuck machine?
Otherwise, are there any tips on getting more into fuck machines?

>>11394517
wataya

Analbros/sis's, I come to you for advice. Anal is so much better than regular fapping that I've gone almost exclusively anal-only. Once I can squirt cum just from having my boipussy fucked there'll be no going back. I feel like I'm on the verge of cumming hands-free; I can already get a good number of light full-body orgasms during short sessions that leave me shaking and sweating, but my previous couple of longer ones had me experiencing new feelings, especially when I let go and fully immerse myself into whatever I'm watching, listening to, or imaging during my warm-up and actual playtime. My question is, in your experiences, is taking breaks for a few days at a time more effective for building up horniness and sensitivity, or would playing with my hole and prostate at every opportunity bring me closer to shooting ropes hands-free like a good little bottom?
Addendum: I frequently use poppers and delta-8 gummies/vapes, and the handful of times I boofed Ritalin I almost ascended. I'll also be getting my hands on some real THC after an upcoming California trip.

>>11393991
I have!

It's really not that bad and the result is fucking amazing, so smoooth.
I didn't find it very painful, the lady that did it was very professional, nothing weird at all.
Even shot the shit about formula 1 with her lmao.
ymmv but it really aint that bad.

>>11396110
>>11393991
As a Brazilian I prefer using depilatory cream, it's 100% painless and get you just as smooth, the only downside is that it doesn't last as long, but it's very cheap and painless

>>11395926
It's a nice tool to perform kegel & such though.
And there should still be a pirated version available somewhere.

>>11395750
Yes

/chastgen/fag here, is it true you can edge with anal? Like 2-3 hours sessions? Could you set a fucking machine on low enough for pleasure but not orgasm?

>>11396198
Yes, edging with anal is a lot easier as it takes longer to hit an anal orgasm without penile stimulation

>>11395645
An answer was not given

>>11395653
Answer unclear, esl continues to cope

>>11395750
No, but you can try it and report back

>>11395653
>>11394238
I concur with the others. Where the fuck do we find these.
The best guess I have is an android-exclusive Hisminth app. Meaning people that want to toy from the PCs are SOL.

>>11396039
You need to clean out better and you need proper lube
Get xlube

>>11396052
Keep going anon you'll get there, it took me a while of feeling almost there before it finally unlocked fully

>>11395653
So you admit to ignoring anon's question and being autistic about giving unnecessary details he didn't want

>>11396218
I had hoped they'd say xtoys so I didn't need the garbage hismith app

>>11396198
Yes, and with practise, it gets easier.
I have full body and hfdo with anal, can go for 5+ hours, machine, riding, tunnel plugs.

>>11396223
I'm pretty clean considering I fast for a day or two before anal plus enema. I'll try xlube but I've already tried 3 different lubes. What makes this one different?

>>11395750
No, 15 years putting things up my butt and I still can't feel anything other than repulse by masculine men, only femboys and women rock my boat, and I prefer being top with femboys

>>11396229
Another anon here, I like xlube a lot, it's pretty good and doesn't dry quickly, I don't have to re-apply lube in my sessions

>>11396229
It's built different lol

It just stays lubey stringy much much longer
Lube shoot some up your hole and it'll be good for a long hard pounding

>>11396228
Can you teach me the ways if I let you remote control my fuck machine

>>11396239
I cam with my machine, which makes it easy for others to control me to climax. If you have a cam, that will work. I use ski masks for anonymity. Abidode on discord

>>11395653
This isn't /b/ just answer the anon instead of being a shitty little troll

The point of this thread is to help each other

>>11396231
Since getting good at anal, I tried guys out, and while used to seek feminine tops, I'm now comfortable and prefer masculine ones.
Been 3 weeks since got laid, really needing any guy to just fill me up, and then a few more rounds.

>>11396247
Gay

>>11396244
You could say you're here to be an ass slut, not just an ass

>>11396251
I mostly like them for their cocks, not all that gay imo

>>11396211
>>11396218
>>11396244
>the others
Least obvious samefag.
He answered the question. If you are genuinely so retarded that you can't tell that from the context, that is not his problem, it's yours.

>>11396236
>>11396234
How does klube compare with xlube?

>>11396281
I never used klube, sorry

>>11396252
It seems you replied to the wrong person

>>11396281
Goes bad faster, otherwise works okay

>>11396262
Why are you just trolling

>>11396316
I use mineral water and Klube easily lasts 3 months in a squirt bottle for me, I live in a place with an average temperature of 15°c so maybe the climate isn't that good for mold growth

>>11396225
Being retarded is not my concern. I don't downgrade my capability to suit other people that can't function like the rest of society.

>>11396316
What do you mean by goes bad faster? I'm using k-lube but I feel like it doesn't stay slick/wet enough for my fuck machine. What powder/water ratio is good for anal?

>>11396338
BTW it DOES lose some of its stringy-ness after a week, but it's still good enough for riding my toys for months, but for best effect wait at least 2 days for it to be at its best and they use within a week for best results

>>11396344
the exact instructions leave me with almost ideal slickness so i make a liter at a time with 4 tsp of powder and distilled(!) water.
>shake like crazy
>wait 30 mins
>repeat 4-5 times

have smaller condiment bottle that i fill up 75% with lube, eyeball add a little bit more distilled water to desired viscosity otherwise i feel like i have to refresh my lube every 5 mins with a spray bottle wahh :(

if you have hard water where you live it breaks down lube into water-gel trash so distilled makes big difference

Fellow Americanons, where do you source your x-lube from? i usually just order lube from Amazon but for some reason only x-lube is unavailable

>>11396440
I just grab K-Lube now, it's the same thing with an extra preservative

>>11396440
Same spot.
Guess you better start getting used to riding your xl flared chance with just spit.
Or, hear me out, find a real guy, have him fuck your brains out, and start really enjoying sex.

Analons who have had real sex with a man, what makes it better? Playing by myself, I'm horny within hours, but after a guy with a decent cock, I barely touch myself for the next 2-3 days. What is it?

>>11396396
>if you have hard water where you live it breaks down lube into water-gel trash so distilled makes big difference
Huh, neat. Yeah apparently my state has hard tap water. I'll grab some distilled water and see how it goes then.

>>11396455
Few things

1) All the senses. Sight of a physically attractive man, smell of his sweat and musk, the taste of his skin and sweat, the sound of the plapping and his grunts and moans and, if he is a good dirty talker and knows what to say to turn you on, all that

2) Automation. Having someone fuck you means you spend less time engaging your muscles, which means your neural pathways are less engaged and distracted

3) If he's a good top, he will listen and learn and interpret your needs to speed up, slow down, go harder or softer, change angle and position. I really good top will fuck you and make you orgasm even if he doesn't cum, or keep going if he does

>>11396215
>>11396231
user error

day 5? of knockoff njoy wand noob, i definitely feel th pleasure quicklyt qhen i start using it now, its a weird intense building of pressure, it feels great but then i kinda feel it slipping away, it may be some time still until i can actually exprerience the orgasm. just stay the course i guess? poo is definitely a real problem, i gotta learn some easy way to add something to my diet to make that problem go away. im not sure how best to pproceed form ghere but i guess ill just keep trying what ive been doing.

>>11396477
Honestly by this point you deserve to deal with shit if you're too stupid to understand how to shit properly

>>11396454
>XL flared chance
Nah, I'm definitely not as much of a size queen as a lot of anons here, my biggest toy is a small Vector and it makes me cum like crazy, I just like to use a lot of lube.
Also the thought of having sex with a man is genuinely physically repulsive to me.

>>11396479
oh please, i shit right before doing it, i got a high presure bidet that really helps clean up the end of the bum, what more is there to do aside from some kind of meal plan? if you have a convenient thing i should be using, then tell me about it.

>>11396487
Eat some fucking fibre and douche you barnyard degenerate

>>11396487
different anon but I've had good look taking psyllium husk, usually 1500mg with dinner and it cleans me out pretty well by the morning.

>>11396481
> the thought of having sex with a man is genuinely physically repulsive to me.
Same , a few years ago. Now I need them in me.

>>11396481
>unnecessary casual shade on size queens
>and by size queen, I mean anything bigger than a small bd dildo
Why are prude bottoms like this?

>>11396495
There was zero shade intended at all kek, sounds like you're just extremely insecure.

>>11396495
The small Vector really isn't that small, basically the same size as medium unflared chance, just sayin'

>>11396495
A small Vector is already 2" diameter according to BD's chart.
That's not "small" whatever the name may be, and if you think it's "prudish" to stop at a dildo that's already much larger than typical human lifesize, you just have fucked standards.

>>11396490
i appreciate the specific advice.

I bought a 4,3cm diameter, how fucked I am?

>>11396495
Has me thinking of an experiment
>grindr
>message same guy, first guy make plans, second guy with bigger dick says he is only available tonight
>how often does the bottom cancel the first guy
I'd like to run it with a variety of sizes, 5-8long, 5-6girth.

Is there another place to buy used sex toys other than reddit? Got a long weekend coming and really want a Hismith but half a grand is a lot.

>>11395869
you probably had the wrong files, the right ones have instructions

I have the urge to get fucked by my biggest dildo every day. Sometimes it's multiple times a day. I can't stop. I need it badly.

>>11396519
Depends on what you are used to. My biggest dildo is 4.5 cm, and I can reliably bottom out on it now. I often just end up masturbation to completion while sitting flat on the floor, with the entirety of the dildo inside me. Feels good, man.

>>11396487
eat an apple or pear with every meal
two if it's a particularly dense one
a cup of raspberries also does the trick

>>11396487
Take a teaspoon of psyllium husk at every meal. Just stir it into a glass of water, then drink it immediately.

nipple play has been so good lately i dont even play with my ass anymore besides aneros because cleaning is so time consuming.
that being said tho, when i get the urge to use my dildos again ik its gonna be amazing

>>11393320
You can still order them custom, what are the firmness levels supposed to mean

I recently fucked the ever living hell out of myself, so when I took a shit, I noticed that there was blood. How long do you guys wait that happens? I hope it's not too long.

>>11396638
how long do you guys wait when that happens*

>>11396638
It's normal, our insides are quite sensitive
As long as it's not much, no reason to worry

Whenever I use my knotted dildo, there's a bit of blood, but I fuck myself pretty hard as I am a painal lover

>>11396316
The opposite actually. K lube has a proprietary preservative whilst X lube doesn’t.

>>11396633
Firmness is just how soft and bendable the toy is. Medium's the most common but some people like soft or firm toys. Soft toys can be hard to insert and ride but they generally just feel good while inside, while firm toys don't like to bend to your body but can be pretty great if they are just the right shape for you.

had a particularly intense 1 hour session yesterday. I experienced something eery right after. My whole body was shivering to where i had to get under the blanket, even though the room temp was normal and i couldn't control my jaw muscles, almost like i had taken mdma. It lasted for about 10 minutes. Breathing out through my mouth helped me come down. anyone experienced this yet? wasnt the most pleasant experience. is it some natural chemical overload?

>>11396444
>>11396647

It has sugar and spoils faster

>>11396638
3-5 days

>>11396673
I think it's just your body reacting to a sudden internal bleeding or infection

>>11396673

Assuming you aren't dying like
>>11396739
Is implying, you probably just had extreme muscle exhaustion. Basically you went way past what you normally do in a short period and while the activity might not have been stressful in the way that lifting weights or other physical activity is so you aren't sore, you still depleted your muscles local stores of energy.

>>11396673
yes this happened to me the first time i even put something up my ass everyone here said not to worry about it cuz i was also smoking weed at the time but i thought it was kinda freaky

>>11396739
Completely wrong

>>11396709
that's J-Lube

>>11396638
I only ever get little blood specs when it happens, and a 24 hour pause is enough for me. Wait at least 2 days if you consider the amount of blood to be moderate, as opposed to mild.

Something I want for my machine sessions is a device that holds my hips. Nothing is more irritating than getting out of alignment with the thrusting when it matters most. I've considered making a plaster or foam cast, and using that to build a restraint that will literally clamp me to the machine for worry-free drilling.

>>11396927
When you get more accustomed to being pounded you can shift more without it feeling out of alignment

Gotta loosen up that hole more

>>11396911
No that's L-Lube

>>11396927
Maybe try a sex cushion? probably less complicated than a building a clamp lol

Been looking for a picture for a few days, does anyone have it? Its a guy on a closet floor, restrained, plugged, caged, has a big rod in the cage, blindfolded, maybe a corset, arms bound in some pocket or something. It has some text where the wife says something like be back tomorrow morning or evening.

>>11395294
do you mean the ridge that goes down the length of it or the medial ring? i dont mind the ridge that goes down its length at all, in fact i dont even notice it, the medial ring is quite pronounced though, i thought it might be a bit sharp from looking at it, but in practice it's very smooth, and i actually really like it, it's worth noting that the shaft swells quite a bit right below the medial ring

i do also have a small tharin and a small theotolax, i quite like the tharin, the knot is a lot smoother, the theotolax i honestly just got it in the wrong size but in small it's a nice toy to get started with, i did think about taco and ferin, but thought they were a bit boring looking so decided against them in the end

if i was starting over there are dildos i wouldn't have bought, or would have bought in a slightly different configuration, for the larger dildos that i own i definitely would have gone with a softer silicone, but for everything that i use in a thrusting manner, the firmer silicone is a must

>>11396455
the act of submission is exciting, the physical sensations themselves when getting fucked by an actual person are not better than what you get with just yourself, and i would say that my fuck machine actually feels better, although a flesh dick does glide a bit better than a silicone one does
but being held down, having his weight on you, being completely at his mercy, giving yourself over to his pleasure, being spanked, kissed, bitten, choked (choked hard fuck yeah) and feeling his breath, his warmth, his sweat, his hands, his stubble, all of that other stuff that isn't strictly related to his dick going in your ass, but is all just part of being fucked
that's the good shit, god damn there is literally LITERALLY nothing better than it
that said, i've only ever had one top who i would say was actually good, i still fantasize about being fucked by him years later, but it turns out that most guys are just fucking lame in the sack, which honestly put me off sex with men in general, i think if other guys had fucked me as good as he fucked me, there's a chance i'd be actually out and gay despite not thinking of myself as gay, but if the shoe fits then what are you going to do, you dont choose what gets you off
anyway for now at least i prefer my dildos, my fuck machine, and fucking my gf

>>11396455
also forgot to say, getting cummed on/in and eating cum is the best thing ever, your man reaching a climax by using your body is extremely hot, it's a whole different kind of pleasure being taken and used like that, i was not expecting to enjoy men being so visibly aroused by me, and making them cum, but it activates something deep seated in me

This is it Bros, I dont think i can keep going. Just finished and 1:30hr session with a plug and I just cant vind a way to go over the hump. I can see that this feels sorta good sometimes, i can make some precum leak, but i just cant seem to find a spot that feels consistently good...

Maybe its the size of the plug, maybe its shape, i dunno, but ive tried lots of different shapes and sizes... the only thing i havent tried are thick toys cuz i dont want to hurt myself.

Anyway, this is just a rant from an Anon that has been chasing this high for years now, but some combination of mindset and toys and whatever the fuck is keeping me away from the jackpot...

its so over for my hedonism...

>decided to try a new position with my Hismith, and figured out the height and angles
>been taking my psyllium husk
>abstained from fapping for a few days
>bowel movement about an hour ago, douche three times, water comes out clear, and I can feel none went to deep
>lay out my towels and cushions and get ready
>lube my fingers and start to warm up
>fingers immediately poke a turd
God damn it. I guess tomorrow it is.

>>11397207
for times when i know im going to get reamed by my machine for prolonged periods of time, i sometimes spend an hour or even more time cleaning out

>>11392314 (OP)
have any of you guys taken those sissy/gay tests from femdom (or trannydom) accounts on twitter ? It’s always paid so I’ve never tried it before

do any of ou actyually recommend any sort of particular audios

>>11397144
I have to say that swallowing their first load, then having 1-2 more in your ass, is peak sex. Similar to what you say, it's like 'mission accomplished.' Maybe it's a personality thing - I've always enjoyed when others feel good, and most anywhere on my body is very sensitive to touch, so having a man on top of you, grinding his pelvis and pushing his abdomen into me, is awesome.

>>11397207
Sometimes it takes an hour for anything to fully come through. Good chance that that turd was all that kept you from great sex

>>11397190
Yesterday I had 10-20 prostate orgasms (have to watch video to count, but I won't), and 3 full body orgasms. Came REALLY close to passing out during the second, luckily I dismounted and got low when I did.

Keep learning here. It took me about 3 years of dedicated practise to climax most sessions.

My tips:
When tensing up, breathe deep, try to disassociate from sensations as long as possible, imagine who is fucking you, focus on your own body.

>>11396739
>>11396770
bleeding or fatigue is unlikely, i only used a prostate massager and didn't move much. If chatgpt is to be believed it's either a surge of norepinephrine, adrenaline, and dopamine or altered CO2 levels from altered breathing.

>>11397305
>Yesterday I had 10-20 prostate orgasms (have to watch video to count, but I won't), and 3 full body orgasms.
what's the difference between those 2 ?

is there a discord where people discuss anal

>>11397363
Prostate feel like you're cumming from penis.
FBO are full body, for me everything including my ass tingles, so I ride harder and sex becomes more intense, ears buzz, light headed sometimes

>>11397141
Awesome post.
Maybe you could introduce a man into your relationship

>>11396985
You seem to think you're on the request board

>>11397141
>being held down, having his weight on you, being completely at his mercy, giving yourself over to his pleasure, being spanked, kissed, bitten, choked (choked hard fuck yeah) and feeling his breath, his warmth, his sweat, his hands, his stubble, all of that other stuff that isn't strictly related to his dick going in your ass, but is all just part of being fucked
that's the gay shit, god damn there is literally LITERALLY nothing gayer than that

FTFY

>>11397207
You're cleaning out wrong if it's right there waiting

>>11397235
You don't need the test
You know the answer already

is there any fap hero / dildo for inflatable plugs ? i know Take the knot has a part but im not a big fan of herntai / furry, preferable in blender

I got a Nexus Revo extreme, I really like it, but it doesn’t seem to be powerful enough? It’s the right shape etc and it feels good but it doesn’t seem to have enough kick to make me cum. Maybe I need to charge it more

Are there any machines manufacturers besides hismith to consider?

Anyone has any tips to make sure I will be clean inside?

>>11397207
I am to have sex for the first time with a man this weekend and I really fear this happening

>>11394117
turns out i was spending too much time on the toilet watching instagram reels and also straining too much

think my dildo is too thick but its the only one ive got. its a little painful at first, hard to use it and the lube always disappears like its getting squeezed out the way

>>11397580
I wish would still struggle with my dildo, I got a thick one that made me scream like a bitch for a few weeks but now I am used to it and I don't want to be thicker because my dildo is already thicker than 99% of the guys

>>11397434
>Take the knot

Where would one find this material? Y'know, if they were so inclined?

>>11397591
https://pmvhaven.com/video/Dildo-Hero-Take-That-Knot-_683b357b7e4ef8969c944c69

>>11397591
https://rule34video.com/video/3160758/dildo-hero-take-that-knot/

Is your pp limp when you're getting dildo'd? Mine has never been involved. All the good feelings are inside me.

There's nothing like getting stretched open to massive proportions. It's pure euphoria. I wish I could feel it all the time, forever.

>>11397659
always limp can't even jerk it to erection but that could just be because im not even enjoying the anal because i don't even though i wish i did

the number one thing i struggle with is 'visualizing my partner' because im not a gay man. i can get to the pleasurable pressure but i cant really get over the edge and i dont know what to watch while im doing it for the life of me, ive tried like shemales on regular men, barely any videos because i live in a censorship state, ive tried a woman pegging, again i cant find shit thats long form where i can just kick back and relax and watch, best i ever seem to be able to do is /gif/ scrolling. it feels like ill have to hunt for hours for a specific kind of video. or maybe an audio could be a good idea? i tried some random one yesterday and it was, well okay. its so difficult to get in the headspace as a straight person, i cantr just pick some video and be like oh i wish that dude was railing me!! they have to be very feminine. and for some reson people dont like feminine tops, they want their shemales to be some muscular ass cretins.

>>11397659
Depends on how much I am into anal at the time, if I am really enjoying it, my pp goes limp, if I am just ok with it but want to finish fast, my pp stays hard
getting a good anal action makes my pp go limp and the pleasure is 100% anal
pp going limp means your brain is into anal and that you are in the right mindset for anal

>>11397692
I hate that the only guys I got to fuck me are masculine, I am repulsed by guys, yet I ride masculine guys because anal is simply too good, but I don't kiss and don't blow them, it's anal only
I wish some cute twink or femboy would top me

>>11397692
>and for some reson people dont like feminine tops
yeah, people like us who like feminine tops are rare, and so are feminine tops

>>11397135
I meant the medial ring. Forgot the name of it.

If you were to buy your first flared and first knotted dildos, which ones would you buy right now? Not so much the size, as those depends on the person, but more what model.

I've never really taken a knot and never had a properly flared dildo. My biggest right now is 4.5 cm at it's widest.

>>11397580
Get a better lube. Having a good lube is literally a game changer. When I went from normal drugstore lube to x-lube, every single one of my dildos felt way better, and I could ride and insert them faster.

>>11397752
THIS!
I also use x-lube, which is very hard to get here in Brazil, and it's amazing, best lube I ever tried, although the bar was quite low as most lubes from here are shit

>>11397659
Yeah I usually stay limp, but leak precum like crazy during anal

>>11397826
Me too!
I also leak a lot in advance just from thinking from anal, I am a leaky slut

>>11397752
>>11397806
I am actually using x-lube. It is good but it feels like I can't fuck myself with it for long without having to put more with the dildo.
Are you mixing it in any different way like using more powder? I just did what the bottle says.

>>11397835
Oh, you totally have to use more powder if that's happening, unless your sessions are too long of course
after I started adding more powder, like 50-100% more powder than I used to use, it lasts my whole 30 minute sessions without having to apply twice
I use a lube shooter to shoot like 3ml of lube inside my before coating my dildo with lube

Something I've done is invest in a dildo with a "cum tube" but instead of it being a roleplay feature, I hook it up to a reservoir of x-lube and it slowwwly pumps a small amount through the dildo with a help of a peristaltic pump.

I like not having to worry about reapplying lube--lets me zone out entirely.

>>11397423
nah bro it's just bros helping each other out bro why you gotta be like that bro it aint gay bro

Goddamn the ease of finding tops is no joke lol, made a grindr account with zero pictures or info, just named 'send dick pics' and received 50+ pics in the last 24hours with like 40 of those borderline begging to meet for sex.

>>11397692

I could have written this post, its EXACTLY how i feel.

Im the anon that posted above about not being able to reach the end because of some mindset thing…

It really feels like there isnt any sort of porn that can help me keep focused enough, eventually the “hype” of anal play is gone, with only a little but of pre cum to tell the tale…

>>11397207
I have an old plug I don’t really care about that pokes just a bit into my second ring which I treat as my sacrificial post enema rinse plug to encourage any of this stuff to come out so I can either rinse again or just pull it out

>>11392702
>>11392707
I got high reading this.

>>11397863
Here in Brazil it's a pain because
1: They are all fugly
2: The ones who are minimally decent are all talk and no bite, this week I tried getting someone to fuck me, they all said I am really hot and want to fuck me, but they are all afraid of actually doing it

>>11393094
>the mucus your throat produces when you try and deep throat a dildo
The last few months I've only done deepthroating, partly because I dont have space right now for anal, but mostly because I got addicted to it.
That mucus you get when you really go into deeptown can be used as a rope for how thick it gets. I could literally do meters long cheese pulls with my dildo...

>>11397748
i think if i was starting my collection from neotori over again, id get a small stoic and a small jorhan, and a small tharin all in their firmer silicone, and then id get a medium stoic and a medium tharin/mundir in soft silicone, given what i know now, and what i know that i like
my reasoning is to have the smaller dildos for thrusting, and the mediums in soft silicone for grinding on, because i struggle to take the medium size im not going to be pounding myself with them any time soon, but i really like grinding on them on the occasions that i can actually get them in me, so i think having them in soft silicone would be better
on reflection i think a pretty complete collection would be something like the following, for me and my purposes at least

>for thrusting in firmer silicone
>something horse shaped with a big flare
>something horse shaped with a smaller flare
>something regular dick shaped
>something that is a bit too big perhaps
>something with a smaller knot

>for grinding/riding in softer silicone
>big dog knot
>big weird monster dildo
>big mostly human shaped dick
>big horse

>misc
>buttplugs

on my horizon i might try something from weredog or bad dragon, they have a few designs that i think are pretty exciting looking, there's plenty of nice manufacturers out there, honestly i could browse dildos for hours at a time

>>11397889
>because i struggle to take the medium size im not going to be pounding myself with them any time soon
You are losing a lot of fun
When I get a thicker dildo I try going to town with them, it's unconfortable in the beginning and hurts a bit, but the session becomes so intense I cum in 1/4 of the time

>>11397894
don't listen to this retard, if you feel any pain, you should stop and move more gradually. continuing through pain and discomfort is a really good way to injure yourself. I'd rather take things slow then push myself and end up not being able to do anal for a month while I recover from a torn ass

>>11397141
>>11397144
I want to be used like this...
But fucking STDs man, I will never risk it.
Do people on Grindr agree to anal only, without any other contact? I feel like it wouldn't even be that much fun like that...

>>11397908
if you feel any SHARP pain you should stop
learn how your body works
There's a huge difference between the pain of being taken beyond your limit and the pain of causing damage, those are two very distinct pain, like the pain of eating chilli vs the pain of putting fire on your mouth, huge distinction and one of them is harmless if you don't overdo

>>11397894
thats just not really my jam, my body likes steady thrusting the most, on good days with my fuck machine i can end up in an absolute rut, just being brought to orgasm over and over and over by the steady plapping
i dont really get off on pain or feeling my booty hole stretched, and ive apparently got a tiny asshole, so it's small toys all the way down for me

>>11397912
you can pretty much find people to do anything to you on the internet, if i can be honest with you i've never tried grindr but ive literally never had any trouble ever finding men who want to fuck me, even when i wasn't looking for it, hell, even in a random bar one night in between rounds of a pub quiz i got grabbed and felt up, men are just fucking animals, and gay men in particular are absolutely out of control
im not some kind of unicorn femboy sexpot either, im just a normal dude, 6/10 on a good day
there are two reasons why im not out hunting to get dicked though, the first is because however remote, std's are a risk, and the second is because my experience being fucked has been so lackluster overall, there was only one guy who actually fucked me good, yes he did completely own me, mind body and soul, and it was a literally life changing experience, but every other guy i have been with was an absolutely useless lay, they couldnt give a single shit if i actually enjoyed it, and just lazily fucked away until they came, always prematurely, i was only brought to orgasm by one guy ever

You can always get fucked without the risk of an STD and the bonus of a fat pair of tips slapping against your back

>>11397969
god i wish my gf was willing to peg me, if i could do it all over again id go back in time and stay with the absolute psychopath gf i had once who was constantly putting things up my butt, it is so unfortunate that being good at sex seems to go hand in hand with being a rotten bitch

>>11397207
>every rinse comes out cloudy brown
Not tonight either...
This is why I routinely go weeks or months without anal. It's too damn frustrating spending all that time getting ready only for this to happen.

>>11397991
>>11397207
What worked for me was using way less water as psyllium is already doing the heavy lifting, like 100ml of water and not shaking or jumping when douching, this way the risk of having water in the sigmoid bend goes down a lot
that's what works for me

Can you take a psyllium husk capsule some time earlier so you only have to take it when you know or anticipate anal?

>>11398003
Psyllium capsules are worthless, a total scam
You would need +20 capsules twice a day

>>11396927
I've used thigh restraints tied to machine, helps with holding ass inline with machine

>>11397529
Practice douching
Don't eat anything 16 hours prior

>>11398011
Okay but for the real stuff the same question?

>>11398015
You have to start taking at least 24 hours in advance, for me 4 days in advance is the best
I've been taking it for 3 days and tomorrow I'd meet up with a guy, I hope everything goes well

>>11397966
Sample size 8 guys (or so), 1 has brought me to prostate orgasm (under 10 seconds), another 1 let me ride him after he came (2x that session), both times I was on the edge of a full body orgasm, but I pushed him out. The gift who gave me a prostate orgasm within 10 seconds, I wanted to ride him, but never got the chance, but in missionary after he'd cum I'd grind on his cock, was heavenly.

Size isn't everything, but don't pretend they a 5 inch has the same potential as a 7 inch.

>>11398082
as you said size isn't everything, the prostate is a couple inches inside. shit for sucking too. really big dicks are a size queen/faggot/porn fetish meme

>>11398086
I am a size queen with dildos, but with real penis, 5 inches is good enough

>>11398086
>>11398090
Whatever you need to believe

>>11398091
I am not the other guy, I am just the one you just quoted, I don't get your point, explain

>>11398082
that's a bigger sample size than me, ive been with five guys (kek) but it sounds like you had far better experiences than i did overall, the actual sex was (for all but one) really not stimulating
i wish id been a more advanced anal slut because there was one guy with a massive dong and we were just not a good match, perhaps ive been too harsh on him, the truth in the matter is that i was just not a good bottom
the one guy who did make me come was well below average in the dick department, but somehow well above average in the lovemaking department, it's funny, he was poor, fat, and hairy and not very handsome at all, but i was just under his spell, i can't quite put my finger on any one thing that he did to make it so good, but he certainly did something

Whats the best position to finger myself?

Feels like i cant quite reach it without my hands getting tired.

It it possible to reach the spot if you have short fingers?

Dunno if it's right to post in here but I was doing mindgasm and at the end of the session I started touching my dick but continuing to clench my muscles. I ended up having an insanely intense orgasm and ejaculation with powerful contractions and it lasted longer. I also moaned and I never do normally.
I think it was just a powerful normal penis orgasm unfortunately, but would love that all the time and during sex.

want to buy a new toy, revo nexus extreme or Blush Novelties - Temptasia - Elvira - Extra Girthy? i hear people talk about these here

>>11398234
I like to lay on my right side and reach behind me with my left arm. I can get my thumb in pretty comfortably that way, though using my other fingers puts them nail-forward, which is inconvenient. But the alternative is awkwardly putting my hand between my legs and wearing out my wrist trying to reach.

>>11398155
Some people just have "it", you know? Sucks when they're not a good match for you otherwise.

To those who've gotten off with an aneros before; what kind of kegels do you do? I'm generally pretty good at isolating the sphincter/whatever you'd call the pelvic muscle on their own or switching between the two, is there a sort of rhythm you follow?

I bought the glass njoy wand and it sucks. It's a little longer and super light, but GRIPPY. I'm not a woman and my ass isn't a vagina. Grippy is bad and uncomfortable. I thought glass would be slicker than metal but its not.

>>11395960
Update on the canola oil, I finally tried some last night. It's really damn good.
>it really was easier to clean both off the porcelain and tiles, and off my ass
>the bright golden hue lets me easily and quickly spot any dirty spots in the bathroom
>doesn't react with my toy
>keeps my toy and rectum lubed for longer, the toy slipped past the bumps with less effort
>with it being a denser oil it didn't form a mist that got on every wall as soon as it started heating up, from all the body heat and friction plus the 20+C night weather
>the smell was a bit comforting
It's my new favorite oil lube.

Now I need a bigger toy.

>>11397423
Bro, why do you hate guys helping guys out?

>>11397829
I leak, and anus swells. Anal is magic, as Blush products say

Anyone have experience with Fuck Water (this one specifically: https://www.amazon.ca/Fuck-Water-Based-Lubricant-Ounce/dp/B00CTMZTZ8 ), the type with little silicon - not considered a hybrid?

I like that it doesn't dry like Xlube, but am unsure whether I have a mild sensitivity to it, or maybe it's just thinner

>>11397863
Wait, you can find tops easy?

>>11398155
>Bottoming skill
Under appreciated
>Suprise who gave best sexual experience
Same 8 guys (or so) guy, while men have given me the best total experience, my best orgasms have all been solo.

>>11398382
image to catch peoples attention, I honestly sorta just want a nice high quality prostate toy, the ones i have are just ok, is the love sense edge really that good?

>>11398672
it feels really nice but only if i am catatonic on an edible and turn the vibration strength to like 25% otherwise my bussy goes numb

>>11398629
Finding good tops remains very difficult, but unless you're a literal bridge troll you will be able to find ten men to fuck you in an hour in any major city
It's harder to find men who won't fuck you

>>11396495
i mean i can hilt an XL Vector, and im proud of it.

>>11398785
Ah, I live in a city of 5,000 and it's hard, but yes, I find it easy to find tops in the closest big city.

>>11398785
IDK about where you cuties live, but here in Brazil it usually takes me 6 months to find a minimally attractive bottom, while it took me only 5 days to find a decent top

What really sucks is that most tops I found seem to not be sure they really want to sleep with a femboy, but that could be because I live in a very religious country

>>11398015
what's "the real stuff?"
I got some bottom pills from Friend of Dorothy, they seem to be quite good, mixture of phusk, aloe vera, and Flaxseed Powder

>>11392671
you can get plastic bed sheets that you can just rinse down. Personally what's suspicious about a towel? I have a bunch of towels I use and k lube on towels just looks like water

>>11398015
I take a spoonful of psyllium with every meal. Just stir it into water, and drink it quick.

>>11399038
Speaking of plastic bed sheets, any brands or type of plastic you guys recommend? I've been looking for something easily washable by hand and easy to handle but I can't find anything good enough. The stuff I've found is either not 100% waterproof or too flimsy and/or noisy to handle.

>>11398823
>he actually bought into the size queen shilling
hope you enjoy wearing diapers kek

>>11399172
how big is size queen territory anyway?
I've heard that anything under 4 inch diameter wont cause any permanent problems
Personally only interested in going up to 3 inch

>>11399301
Really, the only way you could actually fuck up your anus is either if you go way too big too fast and tear or hurt the muscles of your sphincter or if you go absolutely massive, like bowling ball sized shit.

How frequently can you try to rinse out before it potentially causes problems?
I've been trying each day since >>11397207 without success. I think I use about 30mL at a time from a typical bulb, trying to avoid getting anything past the sigmoid bend (and I think I'm succeeding; I don't have that tell-tale feeling of a trickle coming out unusually warm), and I give it 5-10 attempts before I give up hope of getting clean.

Obviously that's not a lot of water compared to what size queens use, but I'm worried that trying every day might become an issue.

is 4.7cm width too big? I don't want to become loose

>>11398623
does literally everyone itt use lube?..

>>11399341
30ml is too little
I use 100ml because it's like the absolute minimum
Also don't jump and don't shake your booty or hips, this way the risk of having it going past the sigmoid is zero
I took psyllium husk for 3 days, did 3 rinses with 100ml of water and I got railed yesterday for almost 2 full hours without any problems

>>11399343
My knot is 6.2cm wide and I haven't become loose, but that's pretty much the limit, I wanted to get a 6.7cm one but I know that would be too much, so no, 4.7cm isn't that thick, relax, you still have plenty of room before having to worry about it

>>11399346
Me!
I spent my whole teenagerhood using hair cream and hair conditioner as lube, when I got old enough to buy real lube, I never went back on using other things as lube
right now I only use xlube and red panda lube, though I am out of xlube powder and god knows if I'll be able to get more xlube here in brazil, buying someone's murder here is easier than buying xlube

ive been eating this psylium husk stuff throught the day today, twice, and also last night. can i goon without shitting myself now, or do i need to continue drinking sludgy fiber water the whole day tomorrow too

>>11399361
How much psyllium are you consuming? I usually consume 20-30 grams a day
And I hope you are drinking plenty of water

>>11399391
i guess about 6g per serving, and ive been doing twice a day. so 12 today and 6 last night. eh, im too tired to goon with my retard wand tonight. tomorrow maybe my asshole will be crystal clear?

>>11399394
How long have you been taking psyllium? for me it takes 3-4 days for guaranteed results
You should notice your poop changing

>>11397861
Do you have any suggestions for a DIY/relatively cheap peristaltic?

anyone know where to find pleasuredfantasy anal training inflatable plug full version ?

>>11398623
I mean it is literal rape oil

>doubled my fiber intake (thanks oatmeal)
>spotlessly clean for at least 12 hours
>take advantage of this
>my most-used toys, a new big one, even the machine is out
>assgasm at least 3 times
>fucked myself, machine-fucked, bounced on it
>vr headset streaming porn into my eyes the entire time
>don't realize the time until 5am
God, when this is good, it's too good. I wish I could do this all day every day...

this bread is getting moldy

>>11399461
>cheap peristaltic
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01IUVHB8E/

>>11399544
What happened to this gen? it feels like activity has nosedived in the last couple weeks.

Did anal feel good for you immediately or did it take time? Ive been doing it occasionally for a yearish and it's still not any obvious "yeah that feels good"

Finally bought a medium flared Chance and it is the BEST I can’t believe how incredible it feels. I can already take most of it…

>>11399401
i just pooed right now and a whole lot came out, felt like it came from wayy up in there. would that mean that now i have a small window to go to town before i start generating more poo? jeez, this is tricky. hopefully next time i crap at nighttime when i actually get to thrust metal object in my bum.

>>11399354
I now understand how what I said wasn't clear...
but I mean that I only used lube maybe twice in my life and realised its not needed... I'm wondering if I'm like a rare freak or something or if there's something wrong with me that makes me produce a lot of it so I don't need to get anything external
there's too much actually and it makes a mess.

>>11399673
Yes, but if you keep taking psyllium, you only have to worry once every bowel moviment, which for me is once every 2 days, yes I only poop once every two days, so psyllium allows me to go one and a half day taking in the ass with no worries, only needing a douching to remove any small that might build up

>>11399669
Have the same, in firm, can hilt it since it tapers small after the head. That said, I need a dildo / cock that's firmer.

>>11399664
For me it's always felt good, but took a few years to start climaxing, now I can prostate and fbo most nights.

>>11399542
>assgasm 3x, up until 5am
Just wait until you learn to prostate (?assgasm?) and fbo orgasm easily.
What type of machine?
Do you let others use your machine (xtoys supports many)?

>>11399343
Honey, you have anons here hilting 8" long dildos 7cm thick.
You won't be loose constantly, but when you are climaxing or relaxing, your ass will have the capability of expanding larger. But when you clamp down, you'll probably be tighter since you'er excersizing those muscles.

>>11399813
>>11399813
>>11399813

Fresh bread!!!

>>11399811
I just don't want to be too loose for the real thing...

>>11399808
Yeah, prostate
I get full body tremors but nothing that lasts more than a second or two yet
It's a hismith, I got the control box that does bluetooth but they didn't ship the adapter with it despite claiming they do in the description, so I'm waiting on the adapter to get here before I can hand off control to someone else.

>>11399823
>>11399343
I ride a 6.2cm knot and guys with small dicks still make me moan so loud they worry they are being too rough on me
Just give your ass some rest and don't sleep with your dildo or plug inside you

>>11399804
And it's obvious? Like touching your dick level?

>>11399664
Many years ago I was so aroused by the idea of anal masturbation as a male that my first attempt was with a ~5.5cm diameter deodorant can and some vaseline, and I carefully put it up my ass. It was a kinda long can, but halfway in I had the strongest, most sudden orgasm ever until that point and I think that got me hooked up and rewired permanently. Like imagine being a shy teen that suddenly unlocked a way to orgasm like a subby bitch, that shit was a game changer.
Some people are simply more sensitive or wired different from the start, and sometimes it's easier to reach that "yeah that feels good" state after you've reached it once before.
Now that I think about it deep girthy insertions always drove me crazy, but it took me several years to learn to get off from shallow or purely prostatic stimulation.

>>11399664
Took time, in fact I completely bounced off and didn't do it at all for more than a year. Better toys, x lube, mindgasm, and weed all made a huge difference.

>>11399837
damn, I kinda wanted to try that... though I'd have to not eat for two days

So what's the consensus on photoepilators for home? Do they really work? Any recommendations

I have a question for the people that do pot or similar before they fuck themselves silly.
Does it make it harder for you to cum?
It feels incredible but I can't quite push myself over the edge and ejaculate without also touching my cock, and so far I've only managed one full body orgasm. It's harder for me to cum normally after an edible too so I assume that's also applying during anal. Still feels great and I know wet orgasms aren't the good part but I want to be able to finish hands free like a good butt slut, and the difference in feeling high vs sober makes it hard to be patient and experiment exclusively sober for a while.

>>11392467
Well the actual orgasm is a muscle contraction. What fluid actually comes out is irrelevant so, yeah I guess you could have a shitgasm if you want to call it that.