If you're dumb the best way to stay out of troubles is to not do anything to radical. For example, I decided to never learn to drive and so I don't have to worry about getting in a car accident or having angry drivers yell at me. And I don't date women so I don't have to worry about them psychoanalyzing me or asking me to pay for an abortion. And I don't work so I don't have to worry about the manager getting irritated and telling me I'm unfit and firing me. Just stay out of society's way and you can stay out of trouble like me ^_^
