All you idiots are missing the real goldmine of light trucks. You can currently buy year 2000 Kei trucks.

They run about $8000 because there's a $6000 import bribe to get them in the US

Pros:
>weeaboo
>goofy
>head turner
>genuinely fucking useful

Cons:
>gearbox goes to 55mph
>goofy
>loud
>cramped