>SONIKKU... SONIKKU! C'MON PICK UP SONIKKU!
>SONIKKU! LOOK, I'M OUT OF JAIL SONIKKU! I LITERALLY FLEW OUT OF THE PRISON COURTYARD SONIKKU!
>I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY WANTED ME TO STAY IN PRISON! ALL I DID WAS PERFORM SEVERAL HUNDRED RACIALLY CHARGED HOMICIDES!
>BUT THAT'S ALL WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE SONIKKU! I'M COMING OVER TO YOUR PLACE TO PLAY SOME MORE FORTNITE! MAN IT'S BEEN A WHILE!
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY FORTNITE? IF YOU DON'T GET ON FORTNITE I'M CALLING CHAD CHAD CHAD CHADLLY TO FUCK YOU UP, JOBNIKKU!
>YAAAAAY! THANK YOU SONIKKU-SAMA!~
>SONIKKU HOLY SHIT THEY STILL HAVEN'T ADDED SONIC SKINS SONIKKU! LOOK WE CAN'T ROLEPLAY AS OURSELVES IN FORTNITE!
>HAHAHA THIS IS SO FUCKING AWESOME!
>NO, SONIKKU. WE'RE NOT GONNA LOSE. WE'RE GONNA TRASH THESE BOTS! THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL THEM, RIGHT?
>SONIKKU QUICK! LAND OVER NEAR DUSTY DEPOT!
>HOLY FUCK I GOT GOOD GUNS SONIKKU!
>HAHAHA WE OWNED THOSE RETARDS!
>FURFAGS DOWN! L M A O!
>EWWW IS THAT A STAR WARS SKIN? OBI-WAN? MORE LIKE OBI-LOSE BECAUSE HIS SHOW WAS FUCKING NIGGERSHIT
>SONIKKU LOOK WE'RE ABOUT TO WIN! ONE MORE DUO LEFT!
>AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA EASY VICTORY ROYAL!
>HOLY SHIT SONIKKU WE FUCKING DESTROYED THAT LOBBY!
>SONIKKU WANNA HAVE A THREESOME WITH ROUGE? I'LL LET YOU FUCK HER PUSSY WHILE SHE SUCKS ME OFF OK SONIKKU?
>AAAAIIIIIIIIEEEE WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!!? SOMETHING CRASHED INTO THE HO-
>...aaaAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEE IT'S BEJITA AND MARIO!
>WHY THE FUCK DID YE BREAK INTO SONIKKU'S HOUSE AT 10PM? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?
>NO, I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL. FUCK OFF FAGJITA. DO YOU WANNA DIE? YOU GOT BUCKBROKEN BY SOME CAT LMAOO HAHAHAHAH
>AAIIIIEEEE SONIKKU SAVE ME BEJITA'S BEATING ME UP NO FAIR!
>B-BEJITA STOP! PLEASE I'LL BE GOOD!
>W-WHAT...? KNEEL...? N-NO! THAT'S YOUR THING! YOU'RE THE JOBBER AROUND THESE PAR-AIIIIIEEEE ALRIGHT I'LL DO IT!
>V-VEGETACHAD... I KNEEL...