So... what's the deal with Putin's jelly legs?

while everyone is distracted i'm gonna confess that i went to a girl's house yesterday while drunk and we were getting frisky in bed but i could not perform (brochei). I actually tried to penetrate while soft (empurrei mole) but it didn't work and we just stopped. The only thing left to do was bumbling about and pretending i was crashout drunk in an attempt to save a figment of dignity.

>>512342328
>why would you eat bean when you can eat beef?
we eat beans with beef
>if i live in brazil i would endulge my self in infinity beef cuz how cheap it is
i don't know what the big deal is, sure the best parts are amazing (and expensive) but for the regular ones which can be considered "cheap" it's just meat, nothing special.

>>81524997
>Why would I put in the effort to be in a relationship with someone who's apathetic towards my hobbies and interests while expecting me to be his #1 cheerleader, and I get called a nag for dare asking him to care about me w/o specifically asking him to?
Has *any* girl bothered caring about my hobbies? That's what I thought.