I, Caelus of Honkai Star Rail, fantasize about :
>Becoming a High ranking chinese general
>Killing Lord Ravagers
>Humiliating Herta
>Humiliating IPC wage slaves
>Consider the possibility of becoming Sparkle (as a joke)
>Dream about Kafka

>>535046720
uhh
you still have hertamei

>>533691435
Because they really, really insisted on her being a YURI QUEEN. Yuritroons hate bisexuality
That's why people call her 'straight' as a joke, to them bisexual women are basically heterosexual