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Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!

I have Kafka and Black Swan both at E1S1 and I don't want to roll for dots anymore. I just decided to let it go

PUT FOFO IN!!!

Sissy Heng in Hysilens outfit

Yuri general

Firefly: i hate trans

My wife is soooooooooooooo cute.
3.5 failed me.
Cerydra is no longer my wife.
My heart belongs to Cyrene now.

LITERALLY ONLY I (ME) WILL ROLL FOR CERYDRA

Hysilens: i hate Cerydra

>>535039448
>he didn't know nihility TB will be DoT-based sustain so you can have bis team with mom

WTF the little rats almost dine and dashed.

>>535039238
What else did you think Flamereaver was if not the real Kevin expy? The retroactive development is dogshit but it was loosely foreshadowed. Again, I think it's just bad writing and nothing about Phainon's character arc was rewritten because he was always meant to be a Pre vs Post MANTIS Kevin reference. A battle of his younger self with his jaded older self. Again, it all circles back to Hi3 and always would. Phainon was never going to be an original character with a compelling arc.

>>535039493
Are you that "My wife is so cute" anon?
If not that will make three of us

Not a single good thing has happened during these last 5 patches. Not one.

Am I the only one who just can't feel sad when they show chrysos heirs dying or sacrificing themselves when we already know they're programs that come back via loops?

Is there anyone more persistent as this guy?
He's balancing winning and jobbing with such finesse that makes it fun to watch him while the Cyrene/Heirs parts makes you want to fucking sleep

>>535039517
High Silence isn't a hag so it's ok.

Uh, is PAYN ok to use on Black Swan with an EHR chest? I'm using EHR/ATK/ATK/ATK with 120% EHR 4200 ATK 118 SPD. Prisoner+Revelry, is this fine for now? I know Sampocone is good but I'd have to put her on ATK chest and Wind% Orb (I have no good Wind orbs)

>>535039485
WHORENE

My wife is so cute.
Story was shit.
Still don't like Cyrene.
Still don't give a shit about Hysilens.
I don't hate Cerydra but I don't like her either.
I'll de-wife her when someone new catches my eyes (possibly in 4.x) but I'm keeping her as my onahole for now.

>>535039581
No I just stole a picture of Cerydra

I’m so lucky

>>535039604
He's just a cave enthusiast

>>535039594
Their deaths in 3.3 were so bad (besides Cipher) I vowed to never give them the time of day again but now I sincerely do not care. Why would I? They're TVs. They respawn every cycle. This pitybait is just ridiculous.

>>535039657
>>535039485

>>535039657
Don't you dare betraying her like that

Jesus fucking christ, it took so long just to get to the new map

March: I wasn't pretending to be smart or something, hmph!

>>535039493
Will roll, but won't go past E1 since only Anaxa and Phainon really wants her

I can finally impregnate Yunli

https://www.thestandard.com.hk/china-news/article/308815/China-develops-worlds-first-pregnancy-robot-sparking-ethical-debate

>>535039734
muri muri

Hysilens E0S0, E0S1 or E1S1?
I have E0S0 Kafka, E0S0 Swan, E0S0 Robin, Gallapagpooperfag 165spd QPQ, E1S0 Tribbie, E0S1 Hiyanshii, E1S0 Nguyen Mey...

>>535039604
>"As long as I have my will, I am free."
Yeah it's pretty funny that he keeps coping with "well basically you can't beat me while i'm in here" multiple times before proceeding to job in his own realm.

>>535039713
Why are we suddenly playing Wuthering Rail now?

>>535039719
BUT LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE CAVE AGAIN
AGAIN
AGAIN

Do we have leaks of Terravox's kit yet?

>>535039780
>ethical debate
Why? Just be better wives/husbands if you don’t want to be replaced by robots

BIG spoiler
bwos..... she's such a great characters, why did they have to make her a brick?

>TB's solution to defeating Lygus was save-scumming until they either miraculously beat him or someone else takes him away
Maybe "deliverer" was just another name for "jobber"
Both Phainon and TB sat there waiting to take the credits after everyone else did the hard labours

>>535039476
Based. I love my racist, transphobic GFs

>>535039493
tldr for her kit?

>>535039809
E1 > S1

>Came back after a thousand years
>Cyrene telling us how Chrysos Heirs did their absolute best to trap Lygus before we came back
>They slowly disappeared as they created a path so we can fight lygus
>"Holy shit that was so fucking kino it's time to fucking wreck Lygus"
>... long boring segment about Hysilens backstory no one cares about
What the fuck were they thinking?

>>535039842
>implying you will get a robowife in your lifetime
Also trusting the chinks to not be lying is a bold move.

>>535039853
>danhomo and march will have 2 alts
>the rest are going to follow eventually
Just wait for the alt to happen.

>>535039853
it's literally impossible for a limited harmony to be a brick

>>535039604
phainon said he will never waver then this happens kek
It's like they're trying to shit on pagnon in every turn

>>535039871
Buff an ally. If ally is Phainon or Anaxa they now deal a bajillion damage. Otherwise the buff does nothing, have fun.

>>535039809
hysilens e1 is disgusting
her s1 is alright

>>535039812
>jobs to his own program
>is used against him
he's a funny dude

>>535039836
3.0-3.2 was so poorly received they switched Phainon with TB as the center of the story

Did you even "beat" the game if you needed more than 10 attempts to clear it?
>I'm so good at HSR bros, I just wait until RNG is one my side XDDD

>>535039902
gacha story, they have to force the shill banner character screen time

>>535039854
literally this. when that cutscene play I was like huh? he's going thru the same thing as Phainon. the only difference is Cyrene's interference.

>>535039935
ENTER

>>535039902
Made me use skip button for the first time. Didn't think I'd ever do it but here I am.

>>535039476
AIEEEE WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!! YOU HATE TRANNIES?!?! PAG PAG PAGFLY FLOP!!!!

KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHE'S FOR ME

>>535039891
>>535039953
Difference between Sampocone and Hysilenscone is about 24%. That's borderline mandatory tier, not quite Castorice or Phainon tier, but like Yunli tier.
Is E1 just THAT insane?

>>535040003
not a brick

>>535040003
Archer is T0 though

>>535039902
they weren't

>fuck you I can wait
lmao this fucking guy

One day, after dinner, while my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard, we spotted a mysterious cave all on its own. That baby cave was tiny, it didn't even have all of its rocks, and it couldn't project shadows on its walls. When we found it, it was already on its last breath, having spawned into a slop planet — probably abandoned by its writers. We decided to build a refuge for it right there and then. However, thinking back, that patch cycle was unusually long, with fierce winds at night in the yard, not to mention the many poisonous Memokeepers and wild Genius Society members in the vicinity... It was clear that if we left the cave in the yard, it stood no chance of surviving until spring. So, I suggested we take it inside, place it on the shelf by the window, and asked the adults to light up torches inside of it. We decided that when it regained its strength enough to trap people inside with its shadows, we would release it back into the wild. The tragic part — something that we'd never considered — was that this cave's fate had already been determined long before this moment... Its destiny was determined by our momentary whim. Now, I pass the power of choice to you all. Faced with this situation, what choice would you make? Stick to the original plan, and build a bigger cave, with soft torches, where the cave first spawned? Or build a simulation for it, and feed it, giving it the utmost care from within the warmth of a scepter? I eagerly await your answer

>>535039965
I don't know what retard thought making phainon the center of any story is fine. if they really want to make such a change at least make a few polls online to see if people want it?

>>535039948
seriously? any leak about new character using her?

>>535039871
CUTE!
But really she buffs atk and when she gets 6 points of charge she make the target do a double skill with increased CDMG
Also gives 20 SPD I don't really care I'm collecting Harmony characters.

>>535039713
This is so cheap and bad, but it makes me happy to know that femmoids and trannies are probably seething because they love entering male hobbies where lonely guys retreat from society, just so they could shame them and tell them to get out.

>>535040000
also the "loops" were less than a few minutes each time so it wasn't as painful as Phainon's

>>535040080
He mastered the art of the chair

>>535040035
HOLY SHIT UNCENSORED HAND HOLDING

march 7th in shambles

bros I just woke up. any leeks yet

Why does Lygus keep glazing (You)? Like bro I know these sims are dumbasses but aren't you supposed to be a genius???

THEY JOJO PART 5'D HIS ASS

>>535039968
no one cares about clearing, it's all about the zero cycles and it usually takes more attempts than that to figure out a build + rotation if you're using only e0 characters, let alone actually reset for rng

I'm bored of the pagbaiting
If I wanted to play Withering Washups, I'd just play it or Snowbreak instead of the safehorny Hoyo pagbait

>>535040087
K-KINO

tard 7th...

[BREAKING NEWS] Phainon killed the game

notice how none is rolling for the new character now bcs none of them have a gorillion animation?

>>535040192
He very lonely

Remember to say "Sorry, Madam Herta"

>>535040192
He thinks you're equal to him since you also got gazed by nanook

>>535040063
>>535040070
Brickle needed a custom made DPS with busted numbers to be worth anything, she is complete shit otherwise and will be again when Archer falls off.

>>535040107
none whatsoever

march is a subdps for castorice (ie a useless brick), dan is a free preservation sustain a dragon to your dps as the dps's summon, cyrene is a universal support and 3.8 is unknown but most people are expecting a break support since it's another firefly shill patch

>>535040267
maybe if they'd made her a cute boy I would've rolled

>>535040267
>GODnon was so high quality that people won't settle for slop anymore
I kneel

>>535040292
You mean Madam Polka

>>535040035
One thing that makes Caelus a true winner over Stelle is that with fingerless gloves they can actually feel each other skin directly.

>>535040003
T0 for Archer and Acheron though.

>>535040207
I'm not against (You) pandering but the hoyo does it is so cheap and half-assed that I'd rather not getting it at all.
Plus, I'm already playing gachas with way better (You) pandering.

>>535040292
For what? She ain’t done shit

>>535040192
He's just trying not to make himself NOT look stupid as fuck. He's kinda seething all the time in the later parts of the patch and the VAs kinda did well on that part

>>535040319
Hanabi>>>Sunday

>>535040292
Now swap Herta and Screwllum's numbers.

>>535039708
>Phainon should have been written better but being pushed with Mydei is not the problem here, his other bonds should have gotten more attention
NTA but they would've gotten more attention if they didn't waste so much time on inconsequential fujobait and wrote Phainon to be a compelling protagonist with developed relationships. His role really needed that to be convincing and they fucked it up. Aglaea is what Phainon should've been, a character with connections with every heir.

>>535040267
>monkey paw curls
>dawei calls shartji and informs him to make 10 more characters like Phainon
nice

>shitstirring post out of nowhere
>esl
every damn time

>>535039837
Is this the new bird cage?

Cerydra's cave status?

>>535040267
You mean
>Phainon + Fate + harmony reruns
Wormnon flopped and slopped lole, nobody is beating Fate summer in JP btw

>>535039996
They could've put the Hysilens segment BEFORE the Chrysos Heirs disappearing scene.
It really felt like the perfect setup right before the final boss, but then they interrupted it with puzzles and Hysilens lore dump.

>>535040364
>>535040383
Ahem!

Lygus isn't afraid of JOBta, Polka, Screllum...

>>535040376
>cheap and half-assed
>also zero commitment to any of their ships
Literally is there a single ship or (You) bait in any of their games that's even remotely decent. Fanart seriously carries the fuck out of hoyo

[BREAKING NEWS AGAIN] FGO just outsold the entirety of phainon + fateslop banners in just 10 days and they're are still #1 for 10 days straight

>>535040267
Maybe they should've given Flopsilens more than 2 animations lol...
Even 4* characters like Luka have more animations.

Is Cyrene retarded? Belobog is 1 missed payment away from the IPC stripmining their rock and selling them into slavery.

Would Hysilens at any low investment cost (E0S0 to E1S1) be played in a triple DoT comp with Kafker and Swanner or in a dot+harmony comp with Kafker and RM/Robin/Tribbster?

>>535040481
Why did wormschizo adopt the manila tranny's writing quirks?

>>535040536
KEKAROOOOO PHAIWORM EVEN WITH FATESLOP COULDNT BEAT FATE

Slophoreus' story has always been a jumbled mess and Shitji can't write or understand philosophy to save his life. The only thing that I got from this patch is Lygus' motivations kinda reminds me of Ratio's hatred of the Genius Society which hasn't been touched on in 2 years now.
Lygus' points that Nous' existence limits the pursuit of knowledge is pretty much true in the context of the story since if anyone even members of the Genius Society chosen by Nous get shanked by Polkakek for learning anything they "aren't supposed to know". Isn't the pursuit of knowledge supposed to be pushing the boundries? And if this knowledge is so dangerous then why didn't Polka kill Chadwick for making that planet destroying death ray? or kill Dr. Primitive trying to return to monke people?

>>535040536
PHAIWORM
OMEGAFLOPPED
BIGGESTLY

Now that the dust has settled.
Is he right or wrong?

>>535039657
You fucking manwhore
You discarded like 5 characters at this point

FGO is simply the better game. Btw you can still use launch units in endgame and it's 10 years old. We can't even use characters from the last patch LOL.

>>535040364
POLKA KAKAMOND MOMMY MILKIES HUGE CREAMY THICK RICH FLAVORFUL PURE WHITE BREAST FOUNTAIN GOODNESS GRACIOUS

>>535040639
HEROgus did nothing wrong

>THEY HATE EACH OTHER!!!
I am convinced a lot of the people in the previous threads did not actually read the text onscreen lol

>>535040536
there you go
10 days straight

>>535040412
You can do both at the same time and tastefully. The story is just stretched as fuck, the characters talk about nothing and keep repeating themselves, too much time is wanted on things that could be much shorter. If you consider the total runtime fujobait is not even long, it's just the only relationship that got any proper focus for phainon so it sticks out.

hysilens is busted at E1. even with sampotroon cone.

I just go back into the game, what is this this?

>>535039734
I enjoyed Watanare's latest episode more than the entirety of 3.5

>>535040039
In a 5 target scenario with S1 her dmg increases from 100% -> 132% while E1 is 100% -> 178%. Quite a noticeable difference

>>535040661
What's so wrong about it?
Women are meant to be used and discarded the moment you're done or bored with them.
They're not real anyway so why should I care?

>>535040549
did you miss the part where the IPC wrote off the debt in exchange for Nameless relations? Topaz even said that Himeko made a deal with them and the Alliance now backs them up too

>>535040639
He's pretty much right.

>>535040572
Because FSNslop doesn't stand a chance against FGOds

>>535040747
based

>>535040412
he has connections to almost every heir, they just don't show it very well

there's a bunch of memory crystals about phainon's time in the grove, he was classmates with castorice and hyacine and all of them were under professor anaxa. but these are treated as distant unimportant curiosities and they don't bother building on it in the present because they would rather pagbait castorice for anni sales and i don't know why the fuck they didn't develop phainon more with anaxa and hyacine

aglaea and to a much lesser extent tribbie were also the ones who basically brought him up after his hometown was destroyed but this was barely touched upon too, their relationship in the present amounts to glazing phainon as the perfect deliverer whatever that means, there's nothing personal about their relationship which is super fucking weird

cipher is pretty much the only heir that phainon has 0 connection to

>>535040364
With this treasure I summon...
Fucking fraud

>>535040747
Yuri fans have been eating good this season in general

>>535039708
>if you remove the dumb rivalry with Mydei then he has literally nothing
His "rivalry" with Mydei was literally also nothing, it didn't serve to highlight any of his flaws nor did it play any importance to either character's story. It simply existed to pander and nothing more. Even Phainon's interactions with Castorice felt a lot more genuine and than his forced rivalry with Mydei.

>>535040639
He isn't wrong, but HOW he does it is really fucking retarded

did version 3.5 wonnered or not??

Give me a list of JRPGs with stories that are actually worth my time.
I'm tired of chinks' writings

>>535040520
No ship in HSR is "good" because they're all soulless and corporate as fuck, much like the characters themselves though. They also stop mattering after the banner patch ends. There will never be anything like Alhaitham/Kaveh in this game

>>535040839
c&c

successful characters like Phainon

>overshills the worse written expy of a boring HI3 edgelord
>game dies instantly
>had to rewrite part2 by replacing said expy with the actual MC
FAILnon...

>>535040710
Ignore the anti-yuri schizo
The first thing that came to Cerydra's mind during the memory trip was giving Hysilens an ocean

>>535040908
FF9

If you think about it logically, Phainonvillete was the best selling character in Amphoreus and he was barely shilled.
>but Castorice
Top up resets + Anniversary + gigashilling and still barely outsold

>>535040619
polka doesn't care about random redshirt deaths, nukes and turning people to monkeys are nothingburgers on a cosmic scale, what she's afraid of is the premature arrival of finality obliterating the entire universe

>>535040745
Based brick collector

LanceCHADS how are we feeling?

>>535040619
They keep trying to convince me that Irontomb will destroy the galaxy but really how can that conceivably happen with SO many powerhouses in the galaxy capable of stopping Emanators on their own. Wouldn't Finality have done something, wouldn't Remembrance have told someone? And even if Irontomb is unleashed, how can it be so destructive that every Path is powerless to stop it? It makes zero sense, what was Preservation or Harmony building up towards if not this? What about Elation/Nihility? To say nothing of the fact that Lygus is terrified of mere Emanators like Polka already.

I really can't take the story seriously, the scale is too large and the # of failsafes too many.

anyone else feels really horny just looking at Cerydra

>>535040267
3.5 = skip patch
3.6 = march alt
3.7 = must roll support

>>535040745
?

Just imagine...

>>535040639
LyGOD aka genius society numero aka the creator of nous will never be wrong

>>535040724
why are we losing to a 10 years old flash game, bros?

>hears about the IPC
>immediately hates and distrusts it
IMAGINE skipping best girl

>>535040839
Honkais for this feeling?

[BREAKING NEWS AGAIN]
Fate in 1 month is about to make more money than ZZZ did in its entire 2025 run

>>535040986
>UID starting with 8
(You) eat boiled garbage.

>>535041056
bronseele

are you fucking kidding me

>>535040845
They do care about each other as friends. Well at least they used to, lmao. Phainon helped retrieve Mydei's ring and Mydei does care about Phainon's well being as we see after Phainon fails the strife trial. Rivalry is something that started their friendship and is just a habit.

Finally finished main story. Am not convinced of Evernight being particularly evil yet, despite her dark appearance. If her only problem is working towards Fuli's goals, then I can still nut inside the cute pink girl, yeah?

>>535041036
We love the IPC here and we only roll for meta.

>salesnigger is eulapag
KEKYPOW

CLOWNgus...

>>535040769
Bronya didn't sign the contract, the debt didn't get forgiven. They just got Himeko and the AE to vouch that they could pay of their debt over time in exchange for the IPC not taking over.

>>535040809
>he has connections to almost every heir, they just don't show it very well
Then he might as well not have any at all. And of course, this isn't a Phainon problem, it's a shit writing problem. But it affected Phainon ALOT because he was in the protagonist role for too long and neither him nor his bonds developed much.

>and i don't know why the fuck they didn't develop phainon more with anaxa and hyacine
It's so retarded because schoollife is the easiest thing to develop

>>535040726
>You can do both at the same time and tastefully.
I agree, in a better world the shit writers would be able to balance Phainon's rivalry with Mydei with all his other heirs just fine. They did this with Elysia and her FC, but failed to do anything like that with Phainon when it would've been so easy.

>>535040267
>FGO has been in first place for like 10 days
Hysilens didn’t stand a chance

>>535041056
I thought the girl on the left killed herself?

>>535040908
Romancing saga 2; Revenge of the seven.
Can't say much about the story but at least the girls are hot

why aren't (you) rolling for hysilens, anons? you have kafka, don't you? she's kafka's biggest upgrade.

>>535040908
Sequel Blight

[More breaking news]
ZZZ players are brown

>>535041062
>>535040724
>>535040536
>>535040267
what nationality is this poster

>>535041152
You didn't even finish the first episode

>>535040908
Expedition 33

>>535040232
who u callin tard

>>535040996
Shartji is disingenuous with how big of a treat one Destruction emanator is because if one Lord Ravager could destroy the universe then the rest of the Aeons really are useless. And I don't think Lygus cares that much about dying to Polka since according to Herta he has other bodies, it's the fact that he might die before he accomplishes his goal that scares him.

>>535041175
I just jerked off to this picture.

>>535040639
I'm sure Anaxa would agree.
It is pretty lame how the geniuses are basically just begging Nous senpai to notice them.

>>535041184
xhe is from metro manila

>>535041103
nothing to be convinced about, we already know from story leaks that she is a good person

>>535041157
I don't roll for yuribaits

>>535040908
if you liked penacony you will like tales of berseria

>someone salesposts FGO vs HSR
>Anti-ZZZ pag comes out raging
KEEEEEK ZZZ MINDBROKE YOU EULA TROON

>>535040908
Clair Obscur

>>535041152
it's time loop/alternate dimension slop
no it's not worth watching

>>535041184
The same as
>>535041056
>>535040747
Metro Manilla

>>535041229
Marcheth Tardius of the 7th Order

>>535041270
They killed the yuribait

>>535041276
that picture reminds me of the charmony dove

[Extra! Extra!] Mihoyo aimed at game at brown people and it flopped because said userbase has no money

>>535041276
Shut the FUCK up, Artorius

>>535041261
Then I'm gonna impregnate that fucking pink goth.

>>535041142
They didn't sign the initial terraforming contract Topaz prepared, yes, but adjusted it to get a better deal with the IPC which was in paper. Since the debt itself isn't really valid since there was no IPC copyright violation since Belobog made their robots without relying on IPC tech so it all got written off.

>>535041157
I don't have Kafka (or anything dot).

>>535041270
but there’s none, Hysilens is wanking you off and holding your hands

>>535041276
I only liked 2.0 and 2.1 but hated 2.2 and 2.3

>>535041345
kek

Honest answers only.
https://poal.me/am4l4v

>>535041351
>Yixuan
>Ass
I think you mistyped "Breast" there.

When are we relaunching Star Rail

rate my feesh
She's E0S2 (got a dupe), has 125.4% ehr

>>535040346
>>535040107
There is some cope going around that dan3's dragon will count for generating cerydra stacks, but even if that's true that will still only make her better for Phainon and Anaxa, not help much with other units.

I hate that every new girl is TBs destined one or something, what the fuck is wrong with Mihoyo, copying Wuwa of all things

>>535040639
He's based and right.

>>535041252
Ratio was right about the GS. They really are just a bunch of bootlickers that only pursue knowledge to get attention from Nous instead of fixing actual problems in the universe.

>>535041412
clearly you didn’t look at her ass

>>535041168
Seconding this
>>535041298
>>535041202
E33 story was dogshit, if that's what you're looking for. S K I P
inb4 e33troons seething

>>535040940
They're cute together, I'm surprised how much I like both of them. Still skipping Hysilens but I'm glad she's cool.

So according to Eula poster, heterosexual people are brown? Well, that explains the birth rates

>>535040908
Look Outside

>>535040039
E1 used to be her E6 in the beta. It's disgustingly strong.

>>535041452
Wait you merged the LCs.... don't they stack?

>>535041452
Running Atk chest or EHR chest? Regardless, maybe you're in between speed breakpoints unless you run e1 Huohuo so you could add some or cut some

>>535041490
Yeah I was a little distracted

>>535041464
Normalfags won't get into gachas anymore, the only way left to grow their playerbase is stealing players from other games

Only brownies like boobs.
True aryan men like asses

If I roll Hysilens E1s1, I HAVE to get Kafka right?

But can Kafka be E0S0?

>>535041608
this

>>535040639
He got beaten by a meme. In his own logic, might makes right, therefore he is wrong.
I do like how gleeful Cyrene was in orchestrating his downfall.

wtf he looks like a Bogdanoff

>>535041147
isn't it funny that 10 years old flash game with shitty same old same old animation still managed to outsell pretty much any gacha in this day and age?

Who would have thought that giving ONE character to have all the animations in this world is a good idea? now, everyone can clearly see that not all characters are created equal, and they know exactly which ones to skip

>>535041565
they don't
>>535041580
EHR

Fine, I'll jerk off to one of your ZZZ bitches. Goodnight

>>535041616
Kafka doesn't need her sig LC anymore

>>535041464
CoVID era is gone, normalfags have moved on from video games to the usual music and movie slop so all Hoyo can do is use their quality and wealth to retain and keep waifukeks within the Hoyosphere

>>535041585
>saying this when uma musume exploded in the west
lol

>>535041490
So if a character has an ass I can't like her
Is that your logic?
Sounds kinda cucked

>>535041371
It's not about copyright, the IPC literally paid for their initial robots and walls.
>Bronya: Then, are you willing to retract your previous decision? As for the debt... we'll find a way to gradually repay it, but it'll take some time...
>Topaz: ...Unfortunately the acquisition of Jarilo-VI is a strategic decision that's been approved by the IPC's top brass. Even if I wanted to overturn it, convincing them would be extremely difficult.
>Topaz: Unless...
>Himeko: Don't worry, Miss Topaz. Myself and all of the Nameless aboard the Astral Express are willing to vouch for this world.
>Topaz: Fantastic! That might just work. As for the reports and potential accountability...
>Topaz: ...I'll handle it.

Afterwards Himeko talks about how she was glad it was Topaz because she's less forceful than other Strategic Investment Department employees and Topaz gets a call from Aventurine to recruit her for Penacony. The debt is still in place.

I’ve been pretty checked out of the game, but the fish girl’s translucent tummy tempted me to pull for her. Does she actually make dot good enough to invest in, or is it just shilling?

>>535041585
The (you) pandering is not even good as in the other games, you get a half-assed slop and ruin the already meh story even further.

>>535040536
FGO is having its10th anniversary and it has like 20 banners up at once in preparation for their grand finale.
Meanwhile HSR is at patch 3.5.
Not really a fair comparison

>>535041694
DOT is still shit

>>535039902
I don't mind but there was no need for daytime Styxia, it was just confusing until they replayed Hysilens having to kill Cerydra without embellishing it

>>535041681
im saying her ass is what you should be liking
her boobs are just a nice bonus

>>535041637
>it to 33 million cycles for this pink creature to do anything useful
>thinking a guy who turned himself into a robot cares about pain and loneliness
Is she retarded?

>>535041676
>CoVID era is gone
>new strain of infections is currently happening in chinkland for some godforsaken reason

>>535041694
everything is shilling nowadays, there won't be a single incredibly amazing character you can pull that will just clear everything

>>535040908
Shadow Hearts
FFX
Odin Sphere
Mana Khemia
Tales of Abyss

>>535041036
/hsrg/ is literally an IPC general wormbeity

>>535041705
>10th anni
>still making that much money
hsr will be making hi3 numbers when it's 10 years old, LMAO

>>535041705
grand finale? what? they still have more banners or something?

>>535041694
if you need to ask you shouldn’t be rolling, DoTgods ONLY

does the fish want ER or ATK rope?

I just wish hoyo doesn't fucking suck when it comes to writing ships, whether it be mc x character or character x character
their way to doing it feels very cheap and fake.

>>535041768
Castorice?

>>535041298
The only good turn based jpg to ever exist...

>>535041760
>gacha companies' new strategy to increase revenue
that's pretty extreme

>>535041639
>created Nous
>failed to become an Aeon
Imagine losing to your own creation lmao

Yeah, I'm thinking DoT is saved.

>>535040908
Black souls

>>535041694
At E0 it's good now but it will fall off as soon as shilling stops. With her E1 it's really strong.

>>535041847
>DoT works well with DoT-centered game mode
Big fucking surprise

How is neoDoTs without the green rat?

>>535041847
Very nice of Mihoyo to reward dotcopers and leave everyone else with nothing.

>>535041847
>Green Rat

>>535041847
try a non dot shill moc next time

>>535041653
Olga on FGO has the best animations by far and is a character years in the making as far as people waiting for, but yes I agree with games like the hoyo games and Wuwa it’s very transparent which characters are shilled. The transparency surrounding this makes rolling on these games feel more transactional and usual, especially if you only roll for meta

>>535041847
uh oh this is gonna make the antiDoTcucks seethe and mald

>>535041847
I zero cycled this moc with Kafka without hysilens, this reset is just really easy.

>>535041685
The War Dance contest added a few details about the contract too. Oh well, thanks for clearing that up

>>535041818
Doesn't matter when their fanbase loves cheap and fake shit. All you need to do is feed them concepts and they'll make 8000 fanfics based on bland safeslop interactions. It's easy when you've curated a fanbase that doesn't play other mobages to know that they're getting distilled pandering

I know how we can save this game

>>535041847
Try this again next patch

>>535041821
Needs her cone and Hyacine to do well outside of Pollux.

>I can't get Hysilens to E1 during her debut
I guess I'm skipping.

Why would some very short timeloop mindbreak Lygus when he endured 33 millions cycles with Phainon?

Rate my poverty fish

>>535041808
I already rolled her to look at the bubbles in her belly, I just wanted to know whether to build her

>>535041818
They really need to watch a few romcomslop anime. It's like the only anime they ever watched is evangelion.

>>535041921
You never needed flopflop. You're better off using gallagher or aventurine for the sp positivity

I don't have blacksawn. is e6 sampo or e6 quinafen better for the third position?

E0S0 Hys

Out of jades
Is she goid?

>>535041842
The point was that he hated that in creating Nous, he had unintentionally put a limit on pursuing knowledge and pursuing knowledge now is just trying to please the Aeon INSTEAD of acquiring knowledge. He didn't want to become an Aeon, he just wanted to get the same euphoria of learning things without Nous spoiling shit for him

SPD or ATK boots for Hysilens?

>>535041842
Zandar will be redeemed when it's revealed that he ascended to become Mythus and Lygus is just a random jobber bot running around with his memories.

>>535041097
And you can do that without wasting time and turning it into irrelevant fujobait. Mydei is not any more special than any of the other Chrysos Heirs to Phainon so why dedicate time to it when arguably their relationships with other characters play a far more pivotal role to their respective stories? The writing could've been better but you really can't argue that supposed rivalry was a giant waste of time that didn't do both of them any favors.

>>535042028
>Speed fish
I think you should use Attack boots, she's doing the most damage in the team by far, and that extra 40% matters quite a but

>>535041705
>20
It's 59 reruns and the new Olga banner.
They have more banners up than HSR has 5*s total.
>>535041806
It's for the extra Grand servant release aka make your own emanator.
They rerun all banners of a class during the release of a new duel and for extra classes they just mashed them all together.
There will also be at least 2 new summer banners later this month.

>>535041949
this is aislop isn't it? because I know exactly the writing style of aislop

YOOO THIS NIGGA IS USING AISLOP BECAUSE HE IS AFRAID OF GETTING GOKU SHATTERED!!!

>beta mere hours away
the time approaches

I was starting to have doubts at first but 3.5 confirmed it and snuffed the little hope I had left.
I'm giving up on this game.
This game will never improve.
I'm gonna go play other gacha games

>>535041847
>one of the most busted MoC buffs
RUG PULL SOON

>>535041847
Isn't that team SP negative with Huohuo?

>>535042107
isnt it polka who's killing people who go beyond the circle of knowledge? nous probably don't give a shit on what you are doing. hell he made monkey maniac an emanator.

>>535042176
Edo star. Trust dawei. Trust shaoji.

>>535042136
>LIEgus
>revealed to become MYTHus
HOLY FVCK but idk if Shaoji has the balls to make it happen.

>>535042168
isn't the beta in around 16ish hours?

>>535042176
>he can’t take breaks without being a drama queen
see you in a couple months friendo

>>535042107
nothing is stopping someone from acquiring knowledge for the sake of it just because nous exists

>>535042113
Speed + ERR allows you to auto with her often to run more SP intensive comps, but she's the biggest damage dealer in the team so Atk boots and Atk rope is also a consideration

Even they both couldn't satisfy Hysilens...

>>535042217
>trust these two hacks
I'm never doing that again.
I trusted them to handle Penacony
I trusted them to handle Amphoreus
Yet those trusts were in vain as they gave me low quality planets with low quality stories

>>535042139
>And you can do that without wasting time and turning it into irrelevant fujobait
You can if you're a good writer who prioritizes story quality over pandering. Hoyo writers are not those types of writers so fujobait got the push at the expense of the other shit.

Hysilens loves Caelus

>>535041476
gs aren’t even bootlickers they are literally tentacles of nous thenselves. they have no free will and move according to nous’s thoughts

>>535041818
The only relationship they know how to write with any believability is pseudo intellectual man talking down to women, because that's what CN writers are, pseudo-intellectuals who just took 9th grade philosophy. That's why Ratio/Anaxa are generally better with their comparably snippier dialogue.

Amphoreus has been a gigantic fucking mistake. Te story is so fucking bad. Worse still this has to be the patch with the most boring ass dialogue out of all of them.
Does no one check shaoji's work? Do they just let him write whatever the fuck he wants?

Wait, Lygus is the good guy here.

>>535041968
The IPC wanted the planet, offering debt forgiveness and developmental help as a trap. Topaz' planet got tricked by the same scheme which is why the story is personal to her, she doesn't see a way for Belobog to pay and they obviously cannot resist forceful occupation no matter how many 9-to-5 employees Gepard Bin Laden blows up.

Seeing them rebuilding the Engine of Creation changes her mind and she's willing to "give up" on collecting Belobog and taking the debt repayment instead. The IPC wanted the planet but only gets the debt, that's why Topaz got demoted at the end.

>>535042239
less than 1 day qualifies as mere hours by my optimistic outlook

Explain why HSR never animates characters holding things when it is the top selling gacha game in the market

>>535042164
that's crazy, what's even crazier is that people are still willing to paypig on that game

i guess it's a nips nationality thing,

oh btw, did you notice how saberposters have already left? lol
i guess the fateslop collab is indeed a failure because they can't retain the fate fanbase

>>535041847
Rugpull next patch LMAO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQt7XJhqHhw

I thought powercreep was supposed to be out of control...

>>535041087
She bricked one of my eidolons too. I am sorry, bro.

How far did they go into Hysilens (you)baiting?

Polka is the real villain.
Also why is she not doing anything when Nous is literally in danger right now?

>>535042280
Size Queen nymphomaniac Sexilens won't be happy until her entire water stomach has been filled with cum.

>>535041087
be grateful retard, I got fucking Bailu'd

>>535042367
>top selling gacha game (made up numbers mobile-only charts) on the market
but yes the answer is the same as the question

>>535042139
Having a best friend is not something narratively important, some people just have them and it's okay. Doesn't make other relationships these people have less impactful, other family and friends still matter.
However only focusing on one relationship to that extent and neglecting others is bad writing, I agree.

>>535042215
>probably don't give a shit
He does

>>535042280
>3p not enough
Dayum

>>535042426
Nous already calc'd that TB's retarded ass will bumbled into Amphoreus and stop Lygus.

>>535042367
Because it flopped and never surpassed genshin

Oh shit, it's the happy bubbly Aglaea from her trailer. Cute

>>535042156
But I already have a slow swan. I can’t afford to have two slow charcacters or Kafka won’t have enough sp

>>535042139
I'll be honest. I like it when characters are allowed to interact with each other without strict requirements that it has to serve the plot. For me, Phainon and Mydei's relationship gives the audience opportunities to see them outside of their plot roles. You might think that that's a waste a time storywise, but characterwise, it's what ends up driving their fandoms more than otherwise.

>>535042426
lygus took measures to make sure polka didn't know about it, such as amphoreus not being observable from the outside until recently with the trailblazer holding onto that anchor curio

>>535042501
Of course not, she has 3 holes and you can probably just jam it in her stomach too

>>535042426
because nous already predicted everything that would happen in slophoreus

he knew tb would come in and fuck everything up

he is just chilling in his robocave as usual until a real threat shows up

>>535040512
Stephen Lloyd on the other hand...

>>535042426
Maybe Polka is simply not powerful enough to deal with this

>>535042527
sex with happyglaea

>>535042426
Didn't Lygus already made preparations to hide the scepter from her

>>535041087
>he still has Shitle on his Standard selector
what the hell are you doing
get rid of her for literally anyone else. even Welt is a better loss than Shartle

>>535042583
Herta believes she can deal with 8 Lygus tier entities.

DoT healer when?

>>535042532
>4k attack
unironically swap their boots and test them out, pretty sure you'll see an improvement

>Ratio/Aventurine? One patch of fujobait and fucked off indefinitely
>Phainon/Mydei? 5 patches worth of fujobait whether in or out of the game
What the fuck happened? I will not read Edo Star

>>535042543
then they should make those moments into character quests. not everybody sees things the way you do

Genius society are the fatui now, Stellaron Hunters are white washed

Does anybody actually like the fourth wall breaking dialogue options

>>535042407
>looks inside
>E2 SW with kot cone
>RMC with Hyacine cone

>>535042407
>3 cost silver brick

just saw the hysilens moc gameplay on YouTube
holy fuck bro, she's looked good in 2023

2025 ? lol
lmao even

i guess it makes sense that if she doesn't deal a million damage per hit or having godtier animations, nobody is going to roll for her

>>535042635
No, Herta believes that Polka can cut up 9 Lygussies. Her two accomplishments on Amphoreus are asking Screwllum for help and threatening to call Polka.

>>535042367
Top game has passion and sovl

>>535042668
i pick them every time and sometimes they’re even good references

>>535042407
>E2 buffed SW
>Hyacine sig
>Cipher sig
>shill buff
lol

>>535042164
ngl a banner with every 5* in a path and a custom Emanator system would be hype if HSR players weren't a bunch of meta slaves

>>535040192
genius written by a low IQ monkey

>>535042659
They will reveal that SH actually have more members that were somehow not mentioned before

>>535042543
Yeah. Problem is, others should have gotten more of that as well.
Though maybe hoyo doesn't do it because the insane fans would cry about getting cucked if characters of the opposite gender interact more than they deem acceptable.

>>535042681
*Blocks your path*

>>535042637
>DoT healer
broke
>DoT tank
Woke
buffs soon....

>>535041062
What motivates someone to spend this much on a flash game in 2025? Maybe if it was still 2015 sure but it's not, it's fucking 2020+5

Danheng wants his gf to stay retard

>>535042658
>not everybody sees things the way you do
Look in the fucking mirror. These threads are the only place I see "people" (likely 2 or 3 at most) say that their interactions were a waste of time. Most people elsewhere either didn't care or liked it.

>>535042164
Too bad emanators get no respect in this game and have the same value as a random joe

>>535042176
Firefly will be back to save the game in 3.8, just hold on a little longer.

>>535042807
The struggles a man has to go to if he likes grown women but still doesn't want his girlfriend to be able to count to 100

>>535042637
Nihility MC, believe

>>535042651
Edo star will have our straight bro Blade, have faith.

>>535042847
all thanks to Fraudta
Xianzhou generals and Acheron have aura but not her.

>>535042681
And that's a sad thing. I'm weeping.

I'm still convinced that Polka is actually an Enigmata emanator

>>535042808
Can other place show negativity without getting jumped?

>>535042274
Is she really? E2S1 Black Swan > E1S1 Hysilens?

>>535042806
They never chased other playerbase(like genshin and zzz chasing brown people with their black tier asses) and always catered to their own country, one of the perks of not going for the international audience.

>phaiworm onahole
>unlikeable
who the fuck is rolling for cerydra?

>>535042851
>a badly written character's return will save our game, trust

Cant Mihoyo do anything but pag game or camera man game

ok the selfinsert pandering is kinda forced this patch
i usually don't mind it but bitch we just met

>>535042791
>others should have gotten more of that as well.
I don't deny that. I haven't played 3.5 yet, but my main issue with Cyrene was her lack of relationships among the core cast despite how much commitment she has towards Amphoreus. Characters stripped down to only their most plot-relevant relationships are soulless, and I think they do better the more their relationships are expanded and explored.

>>535042981
Me.

Describe this girl in one word.

>>535042897
Brick Yuan is an even bigger brick than Jobta

>>535042795
>make the sexiest Amphoreus character
>they’re anything but for (you)
How are they so retarded

>>535043009
Boring.

You came already?

>>535043009
nothing of substance

>>535042367
Genshin characters holding things is only a recent development iirc
Before they just made shit float

>>535043009
sloppingwetslutwife

>>535042407
Bro my E2 Herta team has the same amount of golds as this shit

>>535042981
I will be getting Cerydra AND her cone

Lygus's battle theme is a scorcher, holy shit. Amphoreus has had a bunch of really cool boss battles in general, its quite nice.

So if they release a dedicated DoT support instead of a sustain next time they give a shit about the archetype then BS would be on the chopping block first right unless you want to go sustainless?
That’s the main reason why I don’t want to pull Hysilens.

>>535042994
flipflop between the two until eos.

>>535043009
H2O

>>535042176
>time to go play other gacha games
Theres your problem. Go play a real game and stop bitching.

>>535041175
I must be brown because I'm seriously considering giving this game a try now. I'll leave underwhelming asses in star rail to you proud Irish men.

>>535043009
She should join the Express and live in TB's bath tub.

>>535043009
mermaid

uh oh Hysilens the DoT babe making them seethe

>>535042637
Obsidian WILL be a DoT buffer/sustain

>scene with phainon is completely unskippable
Fire Shaoji.

>>535043116
Play a real action game instead. Or Stellar Blade.

>>535042806
national pride and sunkcost I guess.
nips are less likely to spend money on chink gacha less they're being pandered

>>535042997
Is there any self insert pandering in this game that's actually allowed to simmer instead of being handed on a silver platter?

>>535043030
Yeah I just arrived.

>>535042981
Me, I need my E2S1 Phainon to get stronger

>>535043173
>Pomegranate vampire larper slut
Mydei's future onahole

>>535042997
selfinserters itt really need to be lined up and shot for forcing this garbage

>>535042997
It really came out of nowhere and she has 0 reason for it as well.
It's even more forced than Castorice, at least we're special to her because she can touch us.

>>535043116
Do it, it was specifically made for your people so at least you will enjoy the fanservice

>>535043212
no because that requires buildup and we only have 1 patch to shill a character before they get tossed aside

>>535042651
>fujobait when their every onscreen interaction doubles down on the "they're the goku and bejita of amphoreus"

>>535042926
You can say whatever the fuck you want on twitter, and you can still get jumped on 4chan (only difference is that it only lasts for 1 post if you decide to quit). People were saying that Amphoreus was irrelevant to the main story since 3.0, so critiquing how they handle relationships isn't gonna be very different if you keep your sperg energy in check when you do it.

>>535043009
Irrelevant

>>535043212
March next patch maybe?

>>535043212
they did that with castorice and people were busy cuckposting her with Lord Gnaeus & Lord Mydei, remember?

>>535042981
Phainon enjoyers aka me

>he HATES whens attractive women pay attention to his ingame avatar
bit gay tbhq

Is HSR bleeding players?

>>535043285
Gyatt zamn nigga thats the ZZZ audience?

>>535043116
I've tried to get into ZZZ twice now because I like big tits and big asses and I just couldn't do it. Good luck.

>>535042543
It's a waste of time because it comes at the expense of actual character development and aren't important to eithers development. Don't care about fujo engagement ratings because this could've just been a companion quest instead of making people slog through obvious pandering that serves no real purpose.

>>535042527
I did not care for Past Aglaea. Seeing her act like a bimbo was strange.

>>535043348
Ah yes, the cuckposter definitely represents the entire HSR fanbase

>>535043048
>genshin devs soulful and improving their game’s presentation
>hsr devs lazy niggers who sit on their ass all day and recycle the same maps over and over, presentation hasn’t improved since 1.0 and has actually regressed

>Sunday actually does something
Where the fuck is Welt and Himeko

What would sex with Hysilens be like?

>>535043206
Maybe it’s because a lot of CN games don’t have as good of characters

>>535043212
technically March 7th

>>535039375 (OP)
How could those incels bait and switch by making her pagbait like this?!!!?!?!!

>>535043212
Nope. It's a gacha. Characters are thrown into the garbage the literal microsecond their banner ends.

>>535043348
>they did that with castorice and people were busy cuckposting her with Lord Gnaeus
If they started the pagpandering in 3.0 instead of her shill ptch, nobody would have any ammo to do this in the first place so you're just proving anon right. There was no buildup to Castorice pagbait, she was just there yapping until 3.2

>>535043361
not as much as ZZZ thats for sure

>>535043381
Companion quests are gone, I agree it's the type of story that should be contained there but hoyo decided that they should be removed and here we are.

>>535043434
What would Welt and Himeko even do
They're realistically probably keeping March 7th from starving to death by feeding her soup.

>>535043350
There should be a nuance to everything

>>535043009
pointless.

They spent so much time pity-baiting her, you'd think she's coming aboard the AE.

Literally everything this person says is right and makes sense.

Why are we fighting him again?

The only thing good about this patch is aglaea

>>535043259
We didn't ask for this tho

>>535043562
>you'd think she's coming aboard the AE.
God I hope so

ZZZ's characters mog ours but the story is fucking boring. Also their males are fucking shit compared to ours.

>>535040996
in the end irontomb is just another monster of the week that threatens the galaxy lol

>>535042997
You're a hottie with whole prophecy behind him. Basically every isekai ever

>>535043507
They'd have even more ammo.
>she is supposed to be for me but she flirts with these other men, wtf kill dawei

>>535043614
We joke about HSR worms being gay but ZZZ worms are legit gay, and by gay I mean LITERALLY gay (furries and baras with bulge cock physics)

>>535042981
Me, a Phainon and Anaxa chad. Plus she was a lot of fun this patch.

>>535043564
Did you forget that Irontomb is going to kill trillions of people and isolate every planet again?

Why does Lygus speak like a Homestuck character? Every single sentence that comes out of his mouth is some long-winded, unintelligible garbage peppered with big words and flimsy metaphors to make himself sound smart.

>>535043564
It's mostly sophistry

>>535043606
Yeah sadly we are the majority of the playerbase so hoyo will try everything they can to pander to us, though they have no idea how to do it

>>535043564
>Literally everything this person says is right and makes sense.
>Why are we fighting him again?
Because asians are weird.

>>535043631
Yeah but who cares about cuckposters. There's a reason Firefly doesn't have any and that's because they actually marketed and wrote her pagbait correctly.

>>535043546
In a world that's run by reason
someone who could manipulate it easily would be really helpful

>>535043614
>ZZZ's characters mog ours
brown hands typed this

>>535041175
>Being straight means you are brown
Are you okay bro?

>>535043381
>it comes at the expense of actual character development and aren't important to eithers development
Are you saying that every single interaction between characters needs to serve character development? Who the fuck made that rule?

>>535043703
I don't remember homestuck character's speech being so boring.

>>535043703
why do you know what homestuck characters speak like

>>535043738
Imagine the retarded ideas this guy and Lygus could come up with

>why do amphoreans fly: the story
Bravo...

>>535043631
You have an odd perception of those ""pags""
You know the ones who push that are those against it who do it out of spite, right?

>>535040908
Trails is the only good JRPG series

>>535043259
nobody asked for hysilens selfinsertbait, everyone expected her to be the DEI yuribait

>>535043614
TRVKE NVKE

>>535043738
How is he wrong.
What he's describing is literally the paradise that mankind are striving for. Nobody wants to fucking work.

>>535043801
>Being straight means you are brown
>Are you okay bro?
That's the cope they need to have because they have crushed the spirit of so many white men already. They arrogantly assume it's all of us.

>>535043703
Because he self-admittedly says he likes metaphors and clichés

>once the Imperator's subject, now the Deliverer's blade
everyone who's rolling her loses their 50/50 to Blade

>>535043765
post your filipino pagpag stained hands zister

Exactly how is this necessary to create Irontomb? Can someone explain?

>>535043832
Because I read the whole thing when I was a teenager?

>>535043741
Firefly doesn't even interact with males because they were scared, lmao. Firefly cuckposting would be massive I'd hoyo misstepped even once.

>>535043418
nope, (You) pandering needs to be right away otherwise people will ship her with someone else whether it's an NPC, male or other female character.

once the public shipped her with someone else, they're no longer to be considered pure.

too bad they're wasting the (You)bait on a DOTbrick with shitty animation. I guess people were expecting her to be a yuribait from the very beginning. So even if they just did 180°, the (You) audience has already given up.

STOP WITH THE CAVES
IT'S JUST BIRDS ALL OVER AGAIN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>535043909
threads were filled with paggots calling hysilens their wife after the patch went up, clearly it’s appealing to them

>>535043859
>Why do caves slumber?

Reminder ZZZ flopped so hard the guy doing these sale charts never updated the latest sales because their latest female character flopped harder than the male characters

>>535043741
there are bladefly and eliofly posters out there somewhere

>>535043564
just wait until you play E33 and find out people think Maelle was right

>>535043009
water

>>535044074
>zzz out of nowhere
The fuck

>>535043976
she interacted with blade and no one cared because shiptroonies are a small loud minority who need to pretend everyone else is mentally ill like them

>>535043983
>I guess people were expecting her to be a yuribait from the very beginning. So even if they just did 180°, the (You) audience has already given up.
Where have I heard this before

>>535044064
Pag hours are now and literally no one here cares about Hysilens tho

>>535043504
That's why Mashu, who continues to grow in every new main story, is the best character in FGO.

>>535043861
Anon... you are too pure. The harder a character is pushed as for (you) the more backlash there would be if she interacts positively with some other male.

>>535043909
Well they did it to please pags but I feel like we are just becoming ZZZ number 2 where new characters act for (you) for no good reason

>>535043968
Watersex with Hysexlens

>>535044101
Probably already locked in mental asylum

>>535043976
The only male she ever interacted with is a character everyone assumes either wants to fuck Baiheng (true) or coping fujoshis

Why is this nigga always seething about zzz
did zzz rape his family or something

>>535043968
it’s necessary for me to inseminate her water womb

>>535043504
Not a problem for FGO lol

>>535039375 (OP)
how strong is Hysilens compared to Phainon and Castorice? I have E0S0 Kafka and E0S0 Black Swan. my last pull in Amphoreus was The Herta E2S1 but she already feels significantly weaker than newer characters and its not even a year (7 months ago)

>>535044107
Genocide supporters don't deserve to be taken seriously. Dunno how people can play E33's prologue and shed tears for the characters only to support their extermination in the end just because of some bad twist.

>>535044275
it's not genocide because they are not real

>>535043983
Sounds like Wuwa is more your speed because only Firefly fits that criteria.
Literally every other character in the game is shipped with someone else.

>WAAAA WHY DOES THIS WOMAN WANNA HAVE SEX WITH MEEEE I DONT WANT SEX ITS GROSS
kys gay faggot, just because you chopped off your dick for a neo vagina doesn’t mean we don’t care

>>535044176
>Trashu
lol
lmao

>>535044143
Blade loves his dead foxian and is your old coworker along with kafker, ff and sw, there is no ammo here.

>>535044275
all you did by saying this was prove Lycurgus to be correct

>>535044275
It's a painting Maelle, move the fuck on

>>535043968
Reeks of desperation. HSR used to be a classy game. Now we're wuwa tier pagslop

>>535043030
She's actually M unlike regular Nano who is S

It's over...

>>535044176
Spoken like someone who played neither FSN nor Tsukihime.
The superhuman "main" girl never wins.
The self-insert "hero" must return to a nonmystical normal life.
In each main canon route, Saber returns to the time of her death in her own life, and Arcueid returns to slumber. Mash has or will become too Servant and mystical for the world, thus there will be a bittersweet parting at the end for them.
Picrel literally has a better shot of winning the MC couple ending.

I have the black swan cone. Should I give it to hysilen instead and have swan use the sampo cone instead?

>>535044341
bro just play wuwa if you want a game where women suck your dick

>>535044393
Blade is literally the man of the harem

>>535044484
But she's busy riding Indian cock?

>>535044486
Yes and roll Hysilens E1

>>535044526
bro just go play R1999 if you’re so allergic to the most basic you pandering

>>535044341
>Castorice
>Cyrene
>Hysilens
>probably March

Firefly was special because of how rare for (you) characters were, now they are tiring the gimmick out

Is 160 speed an important breakpoint with Eagle set or it can just be whatever high number close to it? I only managed to get 153 speed for Kafka so far.

>>535044484
>Emiya
>Nonmystical normal life

We went from one (you)bait in Penacony(Firefly) to three in Amphoreus(Castorice, Hysilens, Cyrene). What changed?

>>535044482
So what's the law gonna be that she broke here

>>535044329
They're sentient beings with feelings and free will. The fact that real Renoir apologized to painted Verso for what he had gone through should tell you that.

If the Dessendres looked like your stereotypical JRPG gods with wings and shit rather than real people nobody would even side with them.

>>535043968
necessary to create IronWOMB

What is "the unique fragrance of the sea"?
What does she smell like bros?

>>535043218
*enlarges image*
*kisses the tip of nano's nose*

>>535044604
sorry to have to tell you this, hsr doesn't have an environment where you pandering works in the story. your false equivalency doesn't work here

>seething and malding because the girl in the video game is sexy
absolute state of /hsrg/. no better than twittertrannies. doing the same thing as twittertrannies in fact.
really makes you think.

>>535044629
A literal non-canon and averted timeline that produced a broken sod who tried to delete himself from the timeline.

>>535044665
if they have no physical body and cannot interact with reality, they do not exist. it is that simple

>>535044484
>Shiki
>Nonmystical normal life

>>535044690
Are you actually asking this? Have you never left your house and gone to the beach?

why are homofujotrons seething so much when a half-naked girl appears, but they cheer when a half-naked man appears? why the double standards?

>>535044482
The EOS prophecy..

>>535044690
rust and fish piss

Yeahhhh I’m thinking CHVDlus won

>>535044176
Didn't she fuck her lion husband or something

>>535044629
Emiya lives a normal life in the HF ending, even though his body is a doll.

>>535044643
Amphoreus was underperforming

clean ui

Why couldn't Penacony have multiple TB baits like Amphoreus?

>>535044774
>half-naked man appears
Never happened

>most for (you) planet
>also the floppest most hated one

Hmmm?

>>535043741
>there's a reason firefly doesnt have any
yeah, hoyo completely erased elio from all her lines. had her pick up her ribbon randomly in trailer, so it wasnt given by elio or anyone, because cuck posters were saying "same ribbon as elio"

Fish girl being for (You) is pretty weird. We interacted with each other for a total of like 35 minutes.

>>535044831
HEEEELPP!!!! IM BEING PAGGEDD!!!!

>>535044623
if you have to ask, it doesn't matter. if you're willing to calculate it yourself, i can give you a simple tool to do it, but you probably aren't

>>535044747
Shirou will always be a magus anon

>>535044176
isn't this the one who cucked you with the lion? lmao

>>535044723
>>535044774
yeah what’s the deal with Ratio being in the bathtub? isn’t that just a litle too much of this dreaded “(You) pandering”?

>>535044723
It's very blatant and obvious that guy samefags alot too

>>535044885
Acheron had some (you) moments too thougheverbeit? Aventurine too if you’re a yume.

>>535044750
And yet those painted beings could inflict damage on those supposedly "real" people and kick them out of the canvas.

>we need to beat lygus, what do we do?
>TB's first instinct is "call screwlum for help"
kek

>>535044879
Remember when zzzfags were saying this skin was going to flop?
I remember

>>535044852
Her ex-husband is dead, she is a widow now.

>>535045009
It did flop

>>535044831
you are wormed

>>535044879
they made a completely new ui for outfits? guess they're planning to make many more from now on

>>535044994
My nigga Screwllum needs to be playable already
Robbed since 1.x

>>535042424
Giga for you

>>535044271
anyone?

>>535044720
>an environment
???
it's a power fantasy reincarnation story about traveling to different worlds, romance is par the course

Bronya RABU!

>>535044994
Polka Kekamond will job to Screwlum before she becomes playable.
Screwlum will continue to remain an NPC and keep farming his power level ranking.

Isn't she the filler character? Why is the while cycle about her?

Also she's the only heir that survived to the end isn't that correct?

>>535044925
it was because she lost her memory about Master and Chaldea and when Mashu met Master again the Lion was already dead by one of the Villains

Cyrene to Phainon: I friendzoned you teehee!
Cyrene to Caelus: K-keep going trash boy, don’t stop!!!

Phainon big cock

>the value of any formula only resides in its answer
Maybe I'm just confusing formulas, functions, and algorithms but this sounds so unintellectual I can't believe they're letting the Genius that made Nous say it

>>535045029
What a flop

>>535044994
Chudllum

>>535044271
My E2S1 Herta still 0 cycles easily, what are you on

>>535045146
based BronslopGOD

>>535043009
My newest wife

Hello Dawei? I would like to file a refund for this LC

>>535043859
>>535043993
See: >>535040087

>>535044905
ZZZ style of story telling

>>535045174
>Also she's the only heir that survived to the end isn't that correct?
In different timelines different ones survive to the end.
In the main/final cycle, I'm pretty sure she's long dead.

>>535045294
No refund gweilo

>>535045256
All Phainon chudbeit
No one cares about pagfly

>>535044831
Wouldn't it be more accurate to say "TB won" since Caelus and Stelle are the same person, just in different bodies?

>>535045174
>filler character
she’s The Main Attraction

>>535045294
Reworking kits but not the LCs to fit the new kit is so fucking scummy

>>535045141
except cut out the power fantasy and reincarnation parts because the vast majority of the events and fights make zero reference to the main character's strength and past life

the fact of the matter is that hsr has literally 0 romance with the playable characters since it started and it isn't like this by coincidence

>>535043212
My wife Castorice

>>535045174
Shaoji wanted all the CH to be 5*s, so that meant everyone gets their turn to be shilled.

she doesnt even fucking work with RMC, why is she selfinsert bait????

>>535045190
>guy who cucked you was already dead

Let me kill him??

so true, sis. god I love Amphoreus cast so much.
had to skip every scene related to erudition lore cause I don't really care about it

It really is just 1 guy seething over and over again at you bait huh

>eulapag coping again
Genshit is simply not a good game. It would've died even without ZZZ's white tier asses

>>535045481
slowed down for a bit when he got called out too

They wouldn't make Evernight pagbait, right?

>>535045547
They wouldnt make Hysilens pagbait oh wait

>>535045431
Desperately trying to boost her sales (it's not working)

Caelus is Stelle
Stelle is Caelus
They're both the trailblazer.
If one of them wins, so does the other.

>>535045612
BASED

>>535045378
>filler character
I'm about to filler up

i’m used to the beta kits coming out the night of patch day as part of the experience
now we have this 1 day delay
i’m gonna seethe

>>535045612
trvke nvke

>>535045503
In fact ZZZ is simply the better game

>>535045612
Caelus fucks Stelle btw

I just filled Hysilen’s belly up and now it looks weird

>>535045174
just like castorice

>>535045643
Funneeele!

If Hysilens flops it proves pagbait doesn't sell on its own but needs the meta, screentime and high budget animations and several advertisements wheelchair.

>>535045612
quite interesting that you says Caelus' name first.
Sounds like you're a caeluspag

>>535045643
hahaha filler!? I only just met’er!!

Out of the Flame Chasers only Kot has a real personality

>>535045503
Genshin is doing better than HSR though

Hysilens is filler because I filled her up

>>535045690
TRVKE

>>535045612
But they are two seperate characters. Stelle for example is a fat pig who always eat

>>535045797
Nodkrai will flop

>>535045709
the thick ropes of sploodge is making it look like a lava lamp. better add more.

i see people taking pictures of the beautiful environments in zzz,gi and ww but how come i don’t see the same in hsr

>>535045730
I can say the same thing about maleworms btw

Haha look at my sperm go in Hysilens belly!! Where’s the womb though??