what are the odds you can get Pyramid Head's ICONIC(tm) sword
and it has a description like
>A gigantic blade wielded by ancient cultists. The bloodstains are as numerous as its victims.
>Though requiring near inhuman strength and skill to use, this weapon inflicts tremendous damage- not just physically, but psychologically
>Silent Skill: Maria. Cost: 15 Silence Power. Effect: tap into your inner madness for a short burst of power against both monsters and Silent Invaders.

They'll probably include the katana and comically huge maul Heather gets in SH3. And her knife, and pipe. And James' wooden plank. Not just any knife, rusted pipe, or plank, theirs SPECIFICALLY. And all the other weapons from all the other games, for maximum circlejerk

And it will get 9/10 reviews, sell millions of copies, and win game of the year.