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Anonymous No.717903556 >>717903570 >>717903870 >>717904815 >>717907256
Can anyone tell me why Silent Hill is high school dark souls now?
Anonymous No.717903570
>>717903556 (OP)
frognigger
Anonymous No.717903640 >>717903742 >>717908307
Should win Horror Game of the Year. Oh, what's that? The Gay Awards doesn't have that category. Unbelievable!
Anonymous No.717903680
Because souls combat is more fun than diet RE gameplay
Anonymous No.717903742
>>717903640
The horror genre just can't compete for some reason..
Anonymous No.717903870
>>717903556 (OP)
silent hill was never good
Anonymous No.717903887
japslop
Anonymous No.717903904 >>717904210
silent hill always had schools and bad combat dogbeit
Anonymous No.717904189
It wants sell copies
Anonymous No.717904210
>>717903904
trve trve
Anonymous No.717904815
>>717903556 (OP)
Ryukishi07 is a hack who turns Silent Hill f into Higurashi 2.0
Anonymous No.717905595 >>717905768
Silent Hill F(lop)

general:
>mario kart world price tag
>UE5
>chink studio (RE:Verse)
>japanese setting (silent hill PHENOMENON)
>piss easy puzzles (hinako spelling out the solutions)
>constant anime grunting
>poor enemy design (like homecoming / downpour)
>every enemy gets introduced by screeching into the camera (like a soulsboss)
>only one ending on first playthrough (several replays for whole story)
>not a mainline SH, but a spin-off (just a rebranded horror game)

gameplay:
>SOULSLOP
>combat-focused
>RNG stats faggotry ('faith' can be traded for gacha buffs)
>hit-stop on every hit (enemies don't actually react to being hit)
>teleportation-tier dodging
>perfect dodge
>gauge for focus mode (slo-mo)
>no guns, only melee weapons
>weapon durability (you can only carry 3 weapons)
>sanity meter depleting on every action (at 0 sanity inability to move)
>most enemies cannot be outrun, you have to fight

story:
>schoolgirl drama with woke gender theory themes
>bullying like in short message (laughable notes)
>hinako's sister was "ruined" by marriage
>hinako's parents are in an abusive relationship
>whole plot boils down to 'tradition = bad, wokeism = good'
Anonymous No.717905768
>>717905595
picking this up to own the chuds. thanks, almost missed this game.
Anonymous No.717906776 >>717906939
what are the odds you can get Pyramid Head's ICONIC(tm) sword
and it has a description like
>A gigantic blade wielded by ancient cultists. The bloodstains are as numerous as its victims.
>Though requiring near inhuman strength and skill to use, this weapon inflicts tremendous damage- not just physically, but psychologically
>Silent Skill: Maria. Cost: 15 Silence Power. Effect: tap into your inner madness for a short burst of power against both monsters and Silent Invaders.

They'll probably include the katana and comically huge maul Heather gets in SH3. And her knife, and pipe. And James' wooden plank. Not just any knife, rusted pipe, or plank, theirs SPECIFICALLY. And all the other weapons from all the other games, for maximum circlejerk

And it will get 9/10 reviews, sell millions of copies, and win game of the year.
Anonymous No.717906939
>>717906776
>legendary armor
>heathers panties (unwashed) - The same panties she wore during the 2003 cult incident.
Anonymous No.717907256
>>717903556 (OP)
the red border is not thick enough to make this look like a real (You)'d thread
Anonymous No.717908307
>>717903640
Geoff's cocksuck award show is just for trailers