>be IT guy at a startup
>because it's a tech startup all the programmers are directly above me on the org chart and are all equally "my boss"
>have to give them all local admin on their machines and then reimage them every day when they break something
>most of them don't know how to use the office printer and say I'm "personally hurting their productivity" even though no one uses it for anything other than printing unfunny icanhazcheezburger image macros and the elon musk "let that sink in" pic over and over
>they constantly complain that "the wifi is too slow" and yell at me to fix it even though they're all using wired connections to docking stations at their desks
>today one of them threatened to dock my pay because the office was too cold