>The Dark Side is total personal freedom to do whatever you want!
>By the way here's Palpatine, slave to a thousand year old vendetta against the Jedi Order called the "Rule of Two"
>the Sith only survived because someone convinced them they needed to exert huge self control over themselves specifically so they couldn't do whatever they wanted, forcing themselves to live in the shadows and train the people who would eventually kill them just so some other guy centuries later could steal all the power and glory