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Allegedly the Chicago pedophile lured a few young boys to the park for some pizza pie with extra fentanyl. Somebody took a photo of the pizza, but they avoided faces to frustrate prosecution. But I called the police well in advance, and hopefully Robert Cop shot the nonce and any collaborators.
The Arizona pedophile made a new thread yesterday, but no word yet if he caught any victims. (There may have been some confusion with a lengthy, unrelated debate about Arizona Iced Tea.)
None of the other pedophiles were apparently successful, not even the Dallas pedophile who started this whole farce last year. I guess the urge for Chinese food was just too strong, they couldn't wait. But look for updates on the /ck/ Discord.
So once again /ck/ has failed to compete with the likes of /o/, /k/, /fit/, and even /fa/. But rest assured, as long as there are pedophiles on 4chan, there will be some sad old dude, probably a tripfag, trying to organize a meetup for an anonymous imageboard best known for fast food goyslop, YouTube e-celebs, obvious shills, low-effort bait, and Nikocado Avocado.
It's not much, but here we are. Next year, we should all meet at the BIG TEXAN STEAK RANCH, home of the BIG TEXAN STEAK CHALLENGE! (nohomo)