Thread 21525041

So... How'd it go? Who fucked, who sucked, and who's food fucking sucked?

>>21525041 (OP)
Was there anyone at the new york location?

I couldn't find anyone but I showed up slightly late

>>21525090
someone please reply

>>21525129
We're all still too hungover and gaped to chat. Sry

>>21525134
no one even drank did they? Chicago had a pizza party

>>21525140
I brought rum to the Chicago thing but no one wanted any.

It's almost like no one went and you are all the giant pussies I predicted.

The only thing it has taught me is that Dallas Cuckout is a beast of a man.

I still think he is a newfag fed. I still think he is retarded. I still know he has a fat wife that controls his life. But Dallas Cuckout convinced like 5 other dudes to drive up to Dallas.

And, as much as a make fun of him for it lt, I wish I had a fat wife.

>>21525041 (OP)
I think Chicago was the only ones who showed up and we only got a pic of a fucking pizza.

>>21525041 (OP)
Allegedly the Chicago pedophile lured a few young boys to the park for some pizza pie with extra fentanyl. Somebody took a photo of the pizza, but they avoided faces to frustrate prosecution. But I called the police well in advance, and hopefully Robert Cop shot the nonce and any collaborators.

The Arizona pedophile made a new thread yesterday, but no word yet if he caught any victims. (There may have been some confusion with a lengthy, unrelated debate about Arizona Iced Tea.)

None of the other pedophiles were apparently successful, not even the Dallas pedophile who started this whole farce last year. I guess the urge for Chinese food was just too strong, they couldn't wait. But look for updates on the /ck/ Discord.

So once again /ck/ has failed to compete with the likes of /o/, /k/, /fit/, and even /fa/. But rest assured, as long as there are pedophiles on 4chan, there will be some sad old dude, probably a tripfag, trying to organize a meetup for an anonymous imageboard best known for fast food goyslop, YouTube e-celebs, obvious shills, low-effort bait, and Nikocado Avocado.

It's not much, but here we are. Next year, we should all meet at the BIG TEXAN STEAK RANCH, home of the BIG TEXAN STEAK CHALLENGE! (nohomo)

>>21525346
>But Dallas Cuckout convinced like 5 other dudes to drive up to Dallas.
And then he left his own meetup after 5 minutes. And we've all been criticizing him for that...but maybe it was a power play, a chad move. Always leave them wanting more. He's a mover, a player, places to be, people to see, one eye on the Chinese food, the other eye on the streets.

And since he's a fed, he already got what he wanted at Le Reddit Meetup. Phones were captured, credit cards were skimmed, IDs were verified. That doesn't take any more than 5 minutes with modern radio tech.... and with the IP logs for sale by 4channel (combined with the logs for sale by your VPN provider), he knew EXACTLY who posted that Pepe reaction image on May 24 at 16:41 UTC. (You know the one, THAT image.)

And that was his entire mission. Now, fade away without a trace. Never let your guard down, never fall in love. And always--ALWAYS-- leave room in your tummy for Orange Chicken #42 with the missus.

>>21525314
they probably thought it was roofied and you were going to kiss them in their sleep

>>21525428
It's quite disturbing that this type of mental illness has been indulged enough that some retard feels comfortable in posting it

>>21525487
I have been posting on the Internet about mental illness for 30 years. And I was calling Dallas Cuckout a self agrandizing faggot the day he adopted his trip.

But isn't he kind of a genius?

>>21525487
Who do you think you're fooling at this point, Jacob?

>>21525493
No, xhe's someone with no real self awareness. The responses xhe receives don't actually register. Xhe can understand the words, but don't impact

>>21525508
I'm not saying he isn't a self hating tranny. I fully believe he is a federally employed bitch boy.

But what I'm saying is we're still talking about him a year after he got promoted for luring in 5 morons

Maybe let's not do it on the hottest day of the fucking year next time. That really screws over half the country.

>>21525586
i think it was based on the weather in some other state and they just picked the same date for simplicity

>>21525594
It's amazing how far I can complicity trace your stupidity. How many COVID shots did you take? My guess is 3.

>>21525603
no ur wrong

but regardless if you would be in the meet up I would want to meet you one on one

where my swissniggers at? would like to see some 'tism and let a j go inna circle
ifykniouwhaamean

>>21525603
anon it's been 5 years. you need to get over it.

>>21525618
Your testicles shrank and you have tachycardia

>>21525618
You got double boosted

>>21525621
i'm in the best health i've ever been so if that makes you poop your pants that's all good to me :)

>>21525549
Yeah, but the volume of threads he forced, you were bound to get some takers... A Mexican twink, a cowboy twink and a couple of others... It's hardly reeling in the big fish. There was about 10 threads forcing the issue

>>21525690
Yeah bruh. We're all jelly because you fell for the meme.

Imagine being scared of the cold.

>>21525603
>how far I can complicity
You're an absolute fucking mouth breather

Hard to say if any real cuties showed up cuz I'm sure they'd be dragged into the bushes by some lurkers before they ever joined the party

>>21525140
Well fuck me. I never saw anything about this. I live less than 5 miles from Busse Woods.

>>21525942
There was a thread the last 2 days my nigger.
>>21520612

>>21525041 (OP)
>Central Park
>not a specific place in Central Park, the entire thing

no wonder this poor anon was wandering around alone looking for frens :(

>>21525090

>>21525041 (OP)
How'd the Florida meet up go? I would have went, but I have a lot of work to do for class that I'm going to be up late working on.

>>21525965
are you a new york anon too?

>>21525376
Big Texan meetup would actually go hard

>>21525376
you forgot to include ja/ck/ in your little /ck/ meme image

>>21525487
>le reddit

and he writes like a fucking faggot.

>>21525623
I've had like six boosters. lol
Two more weeks! I'm sure all of my doctor's other patients will all start dying from the Covid VACCINE (you seem to think that's a bad thing) any day now. Five years after we all started taking it.
But you nutcase "purebloods" STILL whining and schizting about it, you're healthier than us. You're right and the vast majority are wrong.
I just don't see how you stay on this when no one has died from a vaccine ever in the history of the world.

>>21525718
*were about ten threads
Not WAS. You are dumb. You don't know basic english.

>>21525965
"frens"

This is why I didn't go. I don't like these frogposting incel antisocial bitter virgin weeb manchildren.

And the type who would show up would absolutely have a pepe shirt and insist that I "say ni&&er!"
Woman hating chodes. You populate and yet ruin 4chan.

>>21526233
These people don't act like adults with jobs, best to just pretend they're some sort of nebulous bot algorithm of your imagination than face the reality that limpwristed faggy racist incels exist all over

>>21526233
If you seriously believe conforming to leftist bullshit makes you a better person and not a narcissistic coward, fuck off to Plebbit. It's good you didn't go, the presence of a weenie and/or cuntoid like you brings everyone else's energy down.

Come on now, I would never eat food that came out if any of your houses

>>21526274
> These people don't act like adults with
sybau wagie

I was at riverfront Park that same day, had honestly forgotten about this whole thing. I'm gonna assume no one showed up for the Spokane meetup, because the only people I saw at the park were the usual fent zombies lying in the grass.

>>21526233
>>>/r/ope
>>>/r/ope
>>>/r/ope

>>21526233
>>21526274
>>21526341

HEY you are new york anon aren't you?

Well giddy up buddy because that is literally 4chan culture. Being autistic, antisocial, doomer, weebs, probably virgins. This is literally the type of people and I can guarantee you have some traits of it, but there is nothing wrong with it as being together makes us stronger.

N O I do not yell nigger in real life or wear a pepe shirt. I may wear a meme shirt unironically one day if we did meet up. But for the most part we are all autistic so we should all hang out and be friends for life.

>>21526233
These types of people are probably secretly more racist than the autists they constantly complain about.

>>21527334
honestly not going to lie he probably is.
I am racist as an autist who says nigger a lot on here.

but I have black coworkers and they are chill so I'm not mean to them nor do I actually hate all black people.

>>21525718
>a cowboy twink
Am I like infamous on this board or something because of that? Would be funny if Dallas Cuckout got forgotten about and only I remained in memory

>>21526224
i know someone who had a heart attack at 46 after taking the astrazenica shekel shank. said 'vaccine' was later banned in many eu countries for causing heart attacks lol. no refunds btw

>>21526341
>not acting like an depressed woman-hating asocial manchild that never mentally matured beyond 15 is "leftist bullshit"
lmao

>>21527474
hey you didn't answer me >>21527199

why don't you want to hang out with us even though you are the same?

>>21527474
You are also mentally 15, you're just stuck as the narc kid no one likes. At least we can be honest with ourselves and have fun with each other, all you have is your holier than thou attitude no normie is actually impressed by.

>>21527511
>n-no u!
lol

>At least we can be honest with ourselves and have fun with each other
posting on this website is not a substitute for real human interaction, anon. you're not friends with anyone here. getting your dopamine hit from posting the n-word is not the same as hanging out with someone IRL. unfortunately your brain can't tell the difference and you're only setting yourself up for failure in the long run.

>holier than thou attitude
lmao you incels and your victim complexes never cease to make me kek.

>>21527522
>lmao you incels and your victim complexes never cease to make me kek.
you ARE LITERALLY BROWSING THIS SITE TOO U FAGGOT

YOU COME BACK AND REPLY TO US

>>21527527
I'm replying to you, too, to tell you nobody loves you, you have no friends and that will never change.
>>21525041 (OP)
We did our weekly shop on Saturday and had an early lunch with the missus and kiddo. There wasn't a meetup near me, anyway, and I wouldn't have gone if there were. I just came into the thread to see what pics there were. None. As expected.

>>21527522
If I'm wrong, why do you keep coming back?

>>21527527
>you ARE LITERALLY BROWSING THIS SITE TOO
yeah but i'm not an incel. i've had sex. i'm not here 14 hours every day.

>>21525041 (OP)
The weather was a little warm that day.
It may not have been obvious in the threads, but I was not the guy who paid to reserve this spot, he didn't show. Strange thing to do but thanks for paying for my shade anyway guy. I was committed to enjoying the bacon cheeseburgers I promised either way. They were good.
I may be eligible for a "fell for it again" award, but I still had fun on my own.

>>21527544
You didn’t miss much.
It wasn’t good.
Me on the right.

Sure would be nice if this faggot constantly crying about anime and "being a real man" would use a trip so I could filter him

>>21527544
>I'm replying to you, too, to tell you nobody loves you, you have no friends and that will never change.
YOU ARE THE SAME AS ME U FAGGOT

>>21527575
I'm LITERALLY TELLING U ARE AN AUTIST THAT COMES BACK

DOESNT MATTER IF YOU DONT BROWSE HERE FOR 14 HOURS YOU ARE HERE SO YOU ARE ONE OF US

>>21527744
You don’t need a trip to filter, newfag.

Imagine getting a video of a CK group all imitating 'Mark Weins's reaction to literally anything' . Like a bunch of goofy boys all acting fucked up. Kek

>>21525041 (OP)
Why the fuck would you faggots pick Spokane? like 1/5 of the population lives on that side of the state while the other 4/5 live on the west side.

>>21525309
>busse woods

Even though I was close to one of the meetups I didn't go because I have actual friends that I was doing stuff with. I hope you guys had fun though, food looked alright.

>>21527711
I see this pic all the time. Is this supposed to be a /ck/ meetup? Those people look very British... Or Australian. I can never tell

>>21528022
they aren't frying up roadkill so it's probably britan

>>21528022
yea mate it was the ck meet up in slough of the summer of '18. beautiful summer it was. good scran too. miss it like me mums you wouldnt believe, better luck next year ay chap

>>21527199
>being together makes us stronger
Being together turned you into a frogposter lol.

>>21527881
hey fuck u man.

why didn't you become my friend?
>>21528184
I never posted a frog in this entire thread.
Stop making excuses and meet up with us you avoidant personality disordered autist

>>21528022
If they're extremely pale, it's British (or NZ)
Australians are always somewhat tanned, even if they live indoors.

>groomer grooming here in the thread
weird

>>21527386
Definitely memorable (in a good way) but just be careful. I’m sure I’m echoing your own thoughts but while there a lot of good people on the board there’s definitely bad people on the site, and even though the world is meh right now you’re bound to have some great opportunities that lead to a rich life full of successes you’re proud of and people that are proud to know you.

Who is the fucking joker that said Seafood Landing park? I drove four hours through the rain convincing my wife it would be a fun time and arrive to this fucking shit. No one was there. What the fuck am I supposed to do here in fucking Apalachicola? I am here for a fucking week. I thought it would be a party

>>21528321
>I’m sure I’m echoing your own thoughts but while there a lot of good people on the board there’s definitely bad people on the site
Obviously. I’m not letting anyone rape me

>>21526341
So NOT being racist is "leftist" now? You're so fucking ignorant. Just proving even more why I don't want anything to do with you fucking stupid losers.

>>21527199
You're replying to three different anons. Two of which are replying to the first.

I'm sorry that you think 4chan culture has become nothing more than autistic virgin weebs, but I've been here a lot longer than you and I'll never identify as any of those things. This site has sucked since 2016 when the deplorables moved in.
But you're here forever. You have every opportunity to craw out of your rut. I have a social life and a job, but I still post here some nights. I don't relate to most of the dumb zoomers and bigots and schizos who populate the site these days and I'd never meet up with you.
No, I am not from New York.

>>21527511
Why do you assume everyone is like you? You think being openly racist and hateful is being "honest"? No. We are not like you. I am a "normie" impressed with his post. I don't like you people. I don't believe in what you believe in. I'm the polar opposite of you, right down to being attracted to adult women and having sex with them. lol

I just wanted to see pictures of you spergs, not be subjected to your posts :(

>>21527522
This.
It's nice to know that not every single poster besides me is a piece of shit. These chuds don't even make up half of the nation and yet they outnumber us here. Just remind yourself they have no real power. They are not winning. And in the real world they are inconsequential.

>>21527557
Why do YOU come back when 100% of your fellow anons are not bigots who vote against their own economic best interests?
This isn't your rightwing hugbox.

>>21527783
NTA but we are not like you just because we use this website. It doesn't mean anything. It doesn't make us unable to have friends and jobs and sex. It doesn't mean we have "autism".
You wish everyone was as pathetic as you, but we're not.
You can still post here though. No one will stop you from making a fool of yourself.

What’s happening to this thread? I thought /tv/ and /a/ were the boards with schizos

>>21527701
I didn't have shit together but I should have came to enjoy your cheese hamburged sandwich anyway. Thanks for the picture, anon. We'll try again next year.

>>21528867
I have no idea. Being challenged to go outside and meet someone new seems to be driving anons insane.

>>21527820
Tacoma Amtrak station nigga (I posted it as a joke, retard OP put it in there). And no I didn't show up because that's a shitty part of town

>>21528867
it's the entire website. Mods should really crack down on cross board schizo culture warriors.

>>21528836
>NTA but we are not like you just because we use this website. It doesn't mean anything. It doesn't make us unable to have friends and jobs and sex. It doesn't mean we have "autism".
I have jobs, friends and sex.

Just because you do it doesn't mean you are above anyone else here. You are autistic, you visit this website regularly, you are one of us.

>>21527789
Thanks for your useless post

Post photos from your meet ups, faggots.

>>21525041 (OP)
I fucked everyone there.

>>21531077
Masturbating with a pizza doesn't count

>21529575
I absolutely am better than you, groomer
repeating your "youre an egg just like us :)" shtick doesn't make what you say true

>>21531384
>shtick doesn't make what you say true
You can say something is not there and repeat it but it won't go away.

Don't deny yourself anon. You have the same energy as us.

>>21527334
The racism isn’t the worst part it’s the soy babytalk. Like it’s gross to hear that from a man because it makes you think he’s gay and most men have a primal fear/disgust of gays since what if he tries to rape you when you have your gaurd down

>>21532426
Tbdesu I prefer to do my raping when your guard is up. I like it when they can see me coming and still end up in the same place. More thrill in the conquest yk.

>>21528022
>>21527711
They're British, or maybe Irish.

>>21528867
/a/ has successful meetups all the time

>retards plan a meetup
>no one attends
That's pathetic. 4chan nowadays is cucked, at least the faggots of yesteryear had the balls to talk shit about someone's cooking face to face, now you're all afraid of someone pointing out you have a beerbelly.

>>21528867
/a/ isn't full of schizos, it's full of trannies

>>21534138
I would want to squeeze your guys beer bellies and fondle it

>>21529575
No, that does put you above most people here. Yes, we all have autism but it's a matter of degree. As much as the stories sound silly, where an anon is too spergy to even talk or do anything, there's truth to it. Just because a lot of anons have jobs, friends, sex, whatever, it doesn't mean there aren't equally as many that have been consistently jobless, friendless, sexless and more than that, too autistic to even hold a basic conversation. You can be proud of being autistic but that's only because you're above the really autistic people and you know it. There's almost no commonality from just browsing 4chan in 2025.

>>21525041 (OP)
One of them is not like the others

>>21525041 (OP)
OP do this again next year, I'll organize a meet and bring a bunch of 4channers.

>>21534165
>There's almost no commonality from just browsing 4chan in 2025
It comes with a lot of baseline rules of the relationship and interactions. You know ahead of time the people are probably weebs and will tolerate racism a lot more than the average person whom you'd have to skirt the issue for hours before you learn their feelings.

>>21534204
>probably weebs
>tolerate racism
This isn't 4chan of the 2010s or even the 2000s.

I miss 12chan. ;.;

k0w, wherever you are, we miss the place. Neo-12ch isn't the same

>>21534312
obviously you've never been to a meetup.

>>21534508
>>21534312
this is the 2010s though. nothing has changed from 2000s either