>>939534359

actually I'm glad you mentioned my arrest

You just reminded me I've been meaning to make another thread about it

TODAY IS THE PERFECT DAY

thank you for reminding me sir
now I'm going to make one more of my famous "HOW I GOT ARRESTED" threads

(Believe it or not, I love talking about that particular event, because it's a very interesting story and they threw the case out of court at the probable cause hearing so why would I be embarrassed by that stupid event? I enjoy explaining the mistakes I made that day, but none of them were criminal)

And now thanks to you I'm going to make everybody in /b/ hear the entire story again

nobody's ever going to write a newspaper article about the employee at outback, no matter how dedicated he is to his job


YOU ARE NOW IN THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY, SIR. HAVE FUN

>>937111244

I actually AM my job.....

I get paid a lot for my artwork

....................a lot