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Anonymous No.939533141 [Report] >>939533308 >>939533422 >>939534185 >>939534513 >>939536117 >>939536923 >>939536929 >>939537320
The Cartel Fucked Around And Found Out
The Biden days are over. Drug and human smuggling will no longer be tolerated.
Anonymous No.939533281 [Report] >>939534379
Trump smuggled the Sinaloa cartel into the US to make a secret deal with them.
Anonymous No.939533308 [Report] >>939533410 >>939533413 >>939533517 >>939534513
>>939533141 (OP)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! idiot

The cartel has always been funded and facilitated by the CIA...

You actually think the CIA is going to suddenly change their stripes just because you read some distraction technique designed to keep your mind off Epstein?

WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET A JOB?

YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB

YOU CAN'T SUPPORT YOURSELF

SOMEONE'S PAYING FOR THE WI-FI BUT IT'S NOT YOU

translation:
Mommy's little misunderstood gaming chair Sissy genius likes to play grown up during the day and discuss boring right wing fake news while his mother's at work busting her ass to pay all the bills
Anonymous No.939533410 [Report] >>939533473 >>939535645
>>939533308
Anonymous No.939533413 [Report] >>939533521
>>939533308
You're a grifter that leeches off of your girlfriend.
Anonymous No.939533422 [Report] >>939533517 >>939533594 >>939534708
>>939533141 (OP)
It turns out your boy Trump only had one real friend in his entire life:

Jeffrey Epstein... And strangely enough, only one person has ever genuinely liked Jeffrey Epstein:

You're illiterate bone spur child molesting hero

EPSTEIN WAS HEAVILY INVOLVED WITH THE DRUG SMUGGLING IN AMERICA AND ILLEGAL ARMS SALES AND EVEN 9/11

The CIA has secretly controlled the flow of illegal drugs into the US for many many decades

whether it was from Nicaragua or Afghanistan or Columbia or Mexico it didn't matter

The CIA has always been the biggest drug dealer in the United States

MOMMY'S MISUNDERSTOOD GAMING CHAIR POLITICAL PUNDIT DOESN'T HAVE A JOB

WHEN IS MOMMY'S MISUNDERSTOOD GAMING CHAIR GENIUS GOING TO MCDONALD'S AND FILLING OUT AN APPLICATION?
Anonymous No.939533473 [Report] >>939533517 >>939534436
>>939533410
I'm not a liberal or a democrat

I've never voted Democrat in my entire life

you are literally one of the stupidest people I've seen in a very long time

You are SOOOOO stupid, That you're dumb enough to actually think you're correct

Like I said... anybody who thinks YOURE knowledgeable is obviously an idiot, and that includes yourself
Anonymous No.939533482 [Report] >>939533626
meds then job application time Johnny
Anonymous No.939533517 [Report] >>939535619
>>939533308
>>939533422
>>939533473
Anonymous No.939533521 [Report] >>939533608
>>939533413

yep!!! ...... That's me, alright!!

BUSTED.!!!!!........

I'm that grifter who leeches off my girlfriend

damn it you are a talented detective

nothing gets past you, does it?

I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, DUMBASS

WHY WOULD I NEED A GIRLFRIEND?
Anonymous No.939533594 [Report] >>939533650 >>939533657 >>939534070
>>939533422
>You're illiterate bone spur child molesting hero
>You're
ESL Beaner can't into grammar. That's why this thread topic has you raging. You're an illegal Mexican and this cartel getting BTFO hits too close to home for you because your daddy and uncle are probably in one of those Cartels so you look up to them. Well sorry amigo, but Trump kicked their ass. :)
Anonymous No.939533604 [Report]
Anonymous No.939533608 [Report] >>939533746
>>939533521
You have a busted, former druggy girlfriend, that you leech off in the house that your flash in the pan millionaire son, sucker of Sam Hyde's penis bought you that will probably get repossessed when he inevitably loses all his money, lmao. A white trash trailer park legacy for the ages.
Anonymous No.939533626 [Report]
>>939533482
..... But that doesn't make any sense

because I don't have any condition that requires medication

And I make more money than you EVER will

You don't even have a job
So that's really easy to do

But even if you had a really good paying job, I make more money than you

So why would I take unnecessary medication and go apply for a shitty job when I make plenty of money as an illustrator?

You're the one who doesn't have a job, not me

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

I'm not being rude I'm simply curious..
It's been so many years and you're still sitting in front of that computer

WHY HAVE YOU NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND?
Anonymous No.939533650 [Report] >>939533803
>>939533594
Nah it's Jet Neptune's meth head boomer dad. He shows up periodically to make histrionic rants about gaming chairs and his past accolades between stints of having mental breakdowns and pushing rope on his leather purse of a girlfriend.
Anonymous No.939533657 [Report] >>939533674 >>939533698
>>939533594

everybody in here (Who matters) already knows I use speech to text and it's prone to make speech to text typos

So in other words....
You're so new in here
You didn't even realize you're talking to the speech to text dude?
Anonymous No.939533674 [Report] >>939533698
>>939533657
Text to speech doesn't capitalize random phrases grandpa
Anonymous No.939533698 [Report]
>>939533657
>>939533674
although the visual of you yelling at your phone while trying to bully online virgins is pretty hysterical
the perfect image to accompany your lulcow existence
Anonymous No.939533728 [Report]
jet sucking Sam's cock for daddy's meth money
Anonymous No.939533746 [Report] >>939533786
>>939533608
lol sure I do.. yep! You are a genius detective hahaha

absolutely none of the things you said have any correlation with my life whatsoever

But I don't mind you being jealous of me at all

AND YOU ARE EXTREMELY JEALOUS OF MY SON....

That's because you don't have a job and my son is a multi-millionaire

how does that make you feel?

You suggest that my son is going to lose all of his money...

But oddly enough he's got over 3 million now

You're stupid as shit dude
He's a multi-millionaire
And you literally can't afford internet service

HAHAHAHAHAHA

awwwwww.... That's sweet
You're jealous
hahahaha

YOU HAVE EVERY REASON TO BE JEALOUS
Anonymous No.939533786 [Report] >>939534070
>>939533746
>you can't afford internet service
>he says to me on the internet...currently
>ALL CAPS REE
you're definitely not laughing in real life
Anonymous No.939533803 [Report] >>939533835
>>939533650

You keep mentioning my girlfriend

what the fuck are you even talking about dude?

You literally don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, do you?

You are probably THE LEAST KNOWLEDGEABLE person on this entire website when it comes to me and my life

because you haven't even come close so far

If you got even ONE of those things right, I would tell you right here and right now

seriously

I would tell you if you got something right

You're going to have to keep trying and I'll let you know when you finally get something correct
Anonymous No.939533832 [Report]
libs mad lol
Anonymous No.939533835 [Report] >>939534124 >>939534160 >>939534176
>>939533803
You have a girlfriend that you LARP is your wife in your gifted house from your Sam Hyde cocksucker son.
Anonymous No.939534070 [Report] >>939534114 >>939534191
>>939533594
obviously as you just witnessed
He's jealous because my son decided to start making his own rules, and now he's a multi-millionaire only just a couple years later
It only took him 2 years to become a multi-millionaire
So of course this little gaming chair wannabe harbors animosity towards him
And he thinks He's upsetting me but saying I have a broken down girlfriend that I grift off of....

hahahaha
Why would I be upset about his jealousy?

He doesn't have a job
He's never had a girlfriend
He's not a multi-millionaire
And as you read my words he's literally sitting in his mother's spare bedroom riding her Wi-Fi like she's a goddamn public library
You should ask him to tell you about his mother's house, because that's where he lives, just like you
of course he harbors animosity, just like you
You are both young adult males
COMPLETELY RELIANT ON YOUR MOTHERS
neither of you is capable of paying your own way or helping your mother like a real man would do
no real man would continue playing video games and masturbating while their mother is out there earning the money to keep those lazy little sissies alive
He can't fuck and neither can you
He can't fight and neither can you
He takes advantage of his mother and so do you

>>939533786
everybody knows you're on the internet
BUT WE ALSO KNOW YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT
BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB

YOU ARE A PARASITE ATTACHED TO YOUR MOTHER

AND NO FEMALE WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU

If you're going to pretend like you pay the internet bill... Why not pretend like you have a girlfriend as well?

You might as well tell us you're dating a supermodel
You pay for the internet and you're dating a goddamn supermodel aren't you?
Anonymous No.939534114 [Report]
>>939534070
Is your leather handbag girlfriend working right now to afford the internet so you can bully virgins because you're only capable of punching down?
Anonymous No.939534124 [Report] >>939534142 >>939534166
>>939533835
My wife and I live in a high-rise apartment building

You are stupid as shit

You have a fantasy in your head
none of it has anything to do with reality

I couldn't care less what you think

because you don't matter

You don't have any money
You've never had any pussy
I fucked hundreds and hundreds of women

You've never had pussy even once

So I don't care what the effeminate lonely little boy thinks

You will always be a little boy compared to me
Anonymous No.939534142 [Report]
>>939534124
meds
Anonymous No.939534160 [Report] >>939534208
>>939533835

THE REASON YOU'RE JEALOUS OF MY SON:

BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A MULTI-MILLIONAIRE

AND HE IS

The reason you're jealous of me

BECAUSE YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF FINDING A WOMAN WHO WILL HAVE SEX WITH YOU

So you can insult me and accuse me of absurd nonsense as much as you'd like

The reason you're jealous of me is
ALMOST 800 WOMEN PROVED YOU WRONG
Anonymous No.939534166 [Report] >>939534332
>>939534124
Daaang, already lost the mansion your son gifted you because you can't afford the property taxes on your girlfriend's nursing salary and your SSI income?
Sad.
Anonymous No.939534176 [Report] >>939534208
>>939533835

If you were halfway as good as a worthless nigger, you'd already have several dozen girlfriends by now

But women would rather fuck a nigger than you

of course you're jealous
Anonymous No.939534185 [Report]
>>939533141 (OP)
I don't think you know anything about drugs or human trafficking, buddy.
Go back to /pol/ or somewhere else.
Anonymous No.939534191 [Report] >>939534441
>>939534070
You call others a parasite while you leech off of your son and girlfriend. You're not a clown, you're the entire circus. When you finally decide to end your pathetic life, PLEASE livestream it.
Anonymous No.939534208 [Report] >>939534441
>>939534160
>>939534176
Your legacy is a map of southern white trash as far as the eye can see. I bet your father called black people jigaboos.
Anonymous No.939534213 [Report] >>939534279 >>939534359 >>939534524
kek Johnny getting btfo!
Anonymous No.939534279 [Report]
>>939534213
hes probably gonna cope by making a bbc thread
Anonymous No.939534332 [Report]
>>939534166

You've got every reason to be jealous of my son

A lot more reasons than you realize

because he's got some big projects in the works.

He's about to become a household name

I think you're jealous because his name is so much cooler than yours

seriously
.................. I don't care what name your parents gave you

JET NEPTUNE is an unforgettable name

and you're never going to forget how jealous you are

Just wait because a year from now you're going to be SO GODDAMN JEALOUS You might even contemplate suicide

what video game have you been playing this week instead of trying to accomplish something with your stupid fucking life?

I'm certain your mother really appreciates you sitting on your ass playing video games while she has to pay all the bills

imagine treating your mother like that

That's right. I forgot
You don't have to imagine
You abuse and financially exploit your mother and you have no compunction, whatsoever
Anonymous No.939534359 [Report] >>939534631 >>939534718 >>939534730 >>939534839
>>939534213
His name is Andrew. Johnny is a character he created to not seem like a white trash nobody.
https://www.macon.com/news/local/article140196378.html
He will cry that everything in this article is a lie, because he is a pathological liar.
Anonymous No.939534379 [Report] >>939535905
>>939533281
Uhuh, sure anon
Anonymous No.939534414 [Report]
>never said the "N word"
>"I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally."
>be roofer
>t.the character of a man
Anonymous No.939534436 [Report]
>>939533473
Yet here upu are, crying your little eyes out like an emotional libtard cock riding faggot. Fuck off and suck your "girlfriends" cock
Anonymous No.939534441 [Report]
>>939534191

I keep telling you I don't have a girlfriend, you stupid fucking idiot.

let me know when you finally come up with something interesting

YOU ARE TERRIFIED OF WOMEN
And I don't care if you deny it
everybody knows you're a coward

YOU ARE TERRIFIED OF WOMEN
So you never introduce yourself and ask women out on dates

YOU ARE TERRIFIED OF WOMEN
because you realize they see a helpless week impotent little child in your eyes

BUT YOU'RE NOT AFRAID OF FINANCIALLY EXPLOITING YOUR MOTHER

>>939534208

ouch!!........ That really hurt

You didn't have to be so needlessly cruel

now I am forever bruised by your hurtful words

I hope I can recover from this traumatic event

LOL You're a little boy
with a little dick
And that's why
women treat you accordingly
Anonymous No.939534465 [Report]
Anonymous No.939534507 [Report]
Anonymous No.939534513 [Report]
>>939533141 (OP)
Feels good.

>>939533308
Cope.
Anonymous No.939534524 [Report] >>939534575
>>939534213

BTFO, huh?......

So you think having a couple of unemployed masturbating effeminate broke lonely codependent cowards fabricating half ass insults IS ACTUALLY AFFECTING ME?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Like I said.
keep guessing because eventually you might actually come up with something that's legitimate

meanwhile:
You're still a scared little boy
with a lonely little penis
and everybody realizes
You never get any pussy
You don't have a job
And you still live with your mommy

see how easy that was?
unlike you, all the things I say are accurate
Anonymous No.939534575 [Report]
>>939534524
Anonymous No.939534631 [Report]
>>939534359

actually I'm glad you mentioned my arrest

You just reminded me I've been meaning to make another thread about it

TODAY IS THE PERFECT DAY

thank you for reminding me sir
now I'm going to make one more of my famous "HOW I GOT ARRESTED" threads

(Believe it or not, I love talking about that particular event, because it's a very interesting story and they threw the case out of court at the probable cause hearing so why would I be embarrassed by that stupid event? I enjoy explaining the mistakes I made that day, but none of them were criminal)

And now thanks to you I'm going to make everybody in /b/ hear the entire story again
Anonymous No.939534708 [Report] >>939534730 >>939534875 >>939535061
>>939533422
Oh fuck Mr. Gamer Chair is sober enough to start muttering into his speech to text thing again
Anonymous No.939534718 [Report]
>>939534359

I've been in the newspaper many times in many different cities. I love self-publicity so I'm looking forward to creating a threat about my arrest

YOU DIDN'T EVEN STOP TO THINK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THEY THREW THE CASE OUT OF COURT...


HAHAHAHAHAHA

You are so stupid dude
YOU DIDN'T EVEN STOP TO THINK
"I WONDER WHY HE WASN'T CONVICTED"

hahahah dude you're such an amateur
Anonymous No.939534730 [Report]
>>939534708
expectaton
>>939534359
reality
Anonymous No.939534839 [Report] >>939535020
>>939534359

In that newspaper article from 1991, It mentions pretty much everything...

I was 16 and dating registered nurse

hired by ZZ top as their art director

getting paid thousands of dollars to play with a little bit of paint on somebody's wall

AND YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE EMBARRASSED BECAUSE I GET PUSSY, GET PAID MORE THAN YOU, AND I HOBNOB WITH INTERNATIONAL CELEBRITIES?

dude....

I have fucked hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of women

I WILL ALWAYS LOOK DOWN MY NOSE AT YOU

I don't care about your opinions because
YOU CAN NEVER CATCH UP WITH ME

WOMEN HAVE NEVER GIVEN YOU PUSSY

hahahahaha

You don't know how to get pussy

HAHAHAHA!!!! DAMN!! WOW!!

according to my penis...
You will always live in its shadow

You're nothing more than a jealous lonely masturbating little boy

a masturbating little boy who doesn't know what it's like to have a girlfriend

HAHAHAHAHA
NOBODY GIVES THE FUCK WHAT LITTLE BOYS THINK
Anonymous No.939534875 [Report]
>>939534708

awesome! thank you....
I accidentally deleted that video

damn. That's awesome thank you hold on I'm going to download it
Anonymous No.939535020 [Report] >>939535163 >>939535333
>>939534839
You're a busted up old faggot stuck in the past who thinks that sperging out on a Mongolian basket weaving forum makes you a badass. LMAO at your life
Anonymous No.939535061 [Report]
>>939534708

perfect!!!
I promise I won't accidentally delete it this time

thank you. It's almost like you were reading my mind or something because I was looking for that video a couple weeks ago and I realized damn it I deleted it accidentally

Good work!!!

by the way it was 1982... I could be wrong, but if I'm not mistaken it was 1982...

You probably thinking "1982 and WHAT?"

MTV's first baseman tape contest
I helped direct this cheesy silly little video and I appeared in the video as well

And it won the entire MTV contest

WE WON THE GODDAMN CONTES

https://youtu.be/b-sv-NRhdrI?si=SQNGBjhI5zaIGtRY

actually the shitty band won the contest but it was the video I helped direct that actually won
Anonymous No.939535163 [Report] >>939535294
>>939535020

whatever you say, larvae

If you think anything that comes out of the mouth of a scared little boy who's never had any pussy means anything to me? You must not be paying attention

I don't give a fuck what criteria you use to judge other people because you don't matter to me

however, MY CRITERIA IS QUITE DIFFERENT

YOU'VE NEVER HAD ANY PUSSY

THAT MEANS YOU'RE A LITTLE BOY

nothing a little boy says matters to me

You could fuck 700 women today and you still wouldn't have caught up with me

I've literally had almost 800 women disagree with everything you've said today

BUT YOU CAN'T EVEN FIND ONE WOMAN TO DISAGREE WITH MY OPINION ABOUT YOU

YOU ARE AN IMPOTENT LITTLE BOY WITH A LONELY LITTLE PENIS

Time to play another video game, sissy boy

because WOMEN ALSO CONSIDER YOU TO BE AN IRRELEVANT LITTLE CHILD JUST LIKE I DO
Anonymous No.939535294 [Report]
>>939535163
Oh fuck keep talking like a retard Im about to cum
Anonymous No.939535333 [Report] >>939535441
>>939535020

again, gaming chair sissy:

almost 800 women can testify that nothing you've said today was accurate

But you can't even find ONE woman who can dispute my accusations about you

apparently...
800 women have opinions that carry more weight than the one opinion of a masturbating lonely coward

let me know the day you finally find a woman desperate enough to pretend you're a man

until that day comes...
You barely qualify as a child
Anonymous No.939535441 [Report]
>>939535333
oh yeah baby keep going im about to erupt like a fucking volcano
Anonymous No.939535528 [Report]
as you are already well aware

I literally run circles around your ass and you are incapable of keeping up

You try and try and try to have some kind of negative effect on me

And it only makes me stronger

EVERY TIME YOU TRY
EVERYBODY WATCHES YOU LOSE

You have built a reputation of losing against me every single time

So please never change

please whatever you do
NEVER STOP LOSING AGAINST ME

I make a fool out of you every goddamn time

And you're so dumb
You're doing all of my advertising for free lol You're so stupid You're not even charging money for this

(no wonder you can't accomplish anything. The only thing you've ever accomplished was failure)

lol I can't believe you're terrified of women

well, hold on.. Yes of course I can believe it

I guess where I'm trying to say is
LOL @ YOU BEING AFRAID OF WOMEN
Anonymous No.939535619 [Report]
>>939533517
Anonymous No.939535645 [Report]
>>939533410
Anonymous No.939535905 [Report]
>>939534379
Look it up
Anonymous No.939536117 [Report] >>939536848
>>939533141 (OP)
The US sank a fishing vessel.
All Hail Commander-in-Chief, Cankles Bonespur
Anonymous No.939536848 [Report] >>939537256
>>939536117
The biden days are coming to an end, it's been a very good run for these fucks
Anonymous No.939536923 [Report] >>939537381
>>939533141 (OP)
That's the reason why I voted for Trump
Anonymous No.939536929 [Report] >>939537228
>>939533141 (OP)
Pretty based for a boomer.
Anonymous No.939537228 [Report] >>939537266
>>939536929
kanye west is a humongous unrelenting faggot like you and op
Anonymous No.939537256 [Report]
>>939536848
>mentally ill gibberish
yesssss feel your power growwww
Anonymous No.939537266 [Report] >>939537333
>>939537228
Die mad, tranny faggot.
Anonymous No.939537320 [Report] >>939537350
>>939533141 (OP)
>I think that it's cool and sexy actually when a government extrajudicially murders a bunch of people when their evidence is "Trust me, bro, they were bad guys"
Cool. Cool. America is embracing fascism because the government is currently run by people with the same mental capacity as the dumbest posters on four fucking chan.
Anonymous No.939537333 [Report]
>>939537266
you got a jaw on ya don't ya from workin those nigger cocks left to right they call you Ole Ruthless Toothless on account you never leave a brother unsucked
Anonymous No.939537350 [Report]
>>939537320
> Cool. Cool. America is embracing fascism
You sound like a homosexual.
Anonymous No.939537381 [Report]
>>939536923
>That's the reason why I voted for Trump
nah,
it was for the felonies
be honest