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>be comrade conscriptovich
>sent to die for nothing other than your cracked out leader in muddy cousinland
>you get your rifle
>it's covered in scuffed up coomer anime shit and what's left of the previous user after they end up another drone video
That this could be an entirely possible chain of events, the reality of it is more retarded than I think anyone could have come up with.