>>64499478
Five years ago, I lost thirty thousand gallons of dr. pepper in the blink of an eye, and the onions latte gang just fuckin' watched. Tomorrow, there will be no shortage of rc cola, no shortage of diabetes. I know you understand.

We are the most flavorful military force in the history of man. Every good MRE is our MRE. Because what heats up over here, matters over there. We don't get to shit one out. Learning to use the flameless ration heaters of modern warfare is the difference between the prospering of your people, and shitting your pants on Veggie Omelets. We can't give you Chef Boyardee. But we can give you the know-how to acquire it. And that, my friends, is worth more than a whole roll of toilet paper. Sure it matters who's got the biggest dick, but it matters a helluva lot more who's cooking. This is a time for heroes. A time for legends. History is not written by the Communists. Let's get to work.

https://youtu.be/FXLY_5xaYFo?si=oQ9d-3vHl7om4dQY&t=90

Five years ago, I lost thirty thousand 10 millys fr fr on the streets and the world just fuckin' watched on tiktok no cap. Tomorrow og there will be no shortage of glock 40s with switches, no shortage of well-armed patriots. I know you understand.