The exact quote by the purple robe beggar doesn't say you can't go faster than the speed of light. It says once you reach the speed of light your mass becomes infinite. This has to do with relativistic mass which states at that point you would require "infinite energy" to accelerate it.

None of this takes into account the medium itself. The medium by which you are traveling, this "space" where all the shit filling it is (the medium which space actually is, not the fake and gay "space(time)" *the empty self disproving container*). To perhaps accelerate yourself to this impossible speed would be..well impossible. What's not impossible is polarizing this *space* and having all the shit in it moving the fuck out of the way or helping you get to your destination.

In other words you DISPLACE the space by which you are traveling, altering the distance effectively making it so you technically aren't even traveling in the first place, thus breaking the "speed of light" (rate of induction) barrier and telling electromagnetic retardation to go be retarded somewhere else.

All you have to do is literally tard wrangle electromagnetic retardation.