scorpio!
get ready for an unexpected trip, when you fall screaming through an open window
work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak
saggittarius!
all your friends are laughing behind your back KILL THEM
take down all those naked pictures of ernest borgnine you've got hanging in your den
that's your horoscope for today
that's your horoscope for today

scorpio!
get ready for an unexpected trip, when you fall screaming through an open window
work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak
saggittarius!
all your friends are laughing behind your back KILL THEM
take down all those naked pictures of ernest borgnine you've got hanging in your den
that's your horoscope for today
that's your horoscope for today

scorpio!
get ready for an unexpected trip, when you fall screaming through an open window
work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak
saggittarius!
all your friends are laughing behind your back KILL THEM
take down all those naked pictures of ernest borgnine you've got hanging in your den
that's your horoscope for today
that's your horoscope for today

scorpio!
get ready for an unexpected trip, when you fall screaming through an open window
work a little bit harder on improving your low self esteem, you stupid freak
saggittarius!
all your friends are laughing behind your back KILL THEM
take down all those naked pictures of ernest borgnine you've got hanging in your den
that's your horoscope for today
that's your horoscope for today