>>536613781
I lost consciousness while taking a piss (urine test) in a toilet after having my blood drawn last time. Woke up 3 minutes later covered in and my own piss and blood. Had to get multiple stitches on my head. Mahjong.

>>529863382
This but unironically. I mean, are we really going to pretend like this was normal?

>join friend’s custom room
>he says "no tryharding"
>open with chiitoitsu flow
>win 3 hands in a row, one ippatsu dama’d
>"bro you're taking this too seriously"
>switch to full meme mode: 9 gates attempt, yakumeme chance, chuuren tenpai discard
>get flushed for 18k by a literal nyagger named "tanyaofudger"
>still end up first by 2k
>friend says I'm "ruining the game"
>room disbands
>he posts in /mjg/ later about how "ranked is better than playing with friends"
>mfw Forg