Thread 529401412

>>529341883

>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):
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>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:
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>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):
https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong
https://abema.tv/video/genre/mahjong

>/mjg/ booru:
https://mjgbooru.com/

>league za roku
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1uwE1Z9jAHIVNuD23WWzVeKvOP95f60fpjhKkhnsFVUg
>sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1JN4wi_xUZVZUIOrmZOhOmvVbTyQUE2KAxIxhYb6y-rk
>fantasy league
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1j0HBcbcul7h8PNfvdl2HuAbLakEVNUMwaPUw1-4nBiM

Bird-brained reporter Aya Shameimaru here with the seventh issue of the Bunbunmaru Shinbun. Another crossword, and as always I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.

PDF download (intended format): http://bunbunmaru.news/collab/Bunbunmaru%20Issue%207.pdf
Full quality JPEGs of each page:
http://bunbunmaru.news/collab/issue7-1.jpg
http://bunbunmaru.news/collab/issue7-2.jpg
http://bunbunmaru.news/collab/issue7-3.jpg
http://bunbunmaru.news/collab/issue7-4.jpg
http://bunbunmaru.news/collab/issue7-5.jpg

>previous thread ended with image slots left
don't let this happen ever again

>Remembering the fallen
hmmm, nyo

>>529401521
Are your past weekly newspapers still available to download?

>>529401521
>Another crossword
terasakichihori-1.png

>>529401521
Addendum to this weeks paper

the clown's ron tilts me SO FUCKING MUCH
erase this character holy shit

>>529401521
Hahi! Absolutely amazing teams. You will be remembered o7.

loopers lmao

>>529401760
Why so serious?

>>529401729
http://bunbunmaru.news/collab/Bunbunmaru%20Issue%206.pdf
http://bunbunmaru.news/collab/Bunbunmaru%20Issue%205.pdf
http://bunbunmaru.news/collab/Bunbunmaru%20Issue%204.pdf
http://bunbunmaru.news/collab/Bunbunmaru%20Issue%203.pdf
http://bunbunmaru.news/collab/Bunbunmaru%20Issue%202.pdf
http://bunbunmaru.news/collab/Bunbunmaru%20Issue%201.pdf

ron
BOOOOOOOOOOM

>>529401929
Many thanks, newspaper anon~

>>529401521
kino

>>529401521
great stuff once again, thanks
there's a banner error on page 5, leftover from the zwei interview last week

>>529401521
>no mention of our OC for this week

>>529402453
So true nyagger. The Jet Set Riichi movie deserves to be posted at least one more time
https://files.catbox.moe/r4ufw6.mp4

>>529402453
What was it nyagger?

>>529402256
nice catch, should be fixed on reload

There are four clowns in every lobby I play.

>>529401521
>troontroonmaru attention whore that signs his every presence with his in game/IRC name is asking to stop name posting
but it's okay because it's for le OC

>>529403378
TO, queue that.

>>529403289
OOOOOH my Xungarian slampig!

The
>damn I wish I could do projects like that but im a lazy nigger so i'll just make fun of everyone else for trying
nigger is back

>>529403514
When others do it is nameposting. When I do it, it's a community service.

Reminder to join the official /mjg/ Uma club called emjaygee

>>529403841
it's really fucking pathetic

total horse death

If you "play" gacha "games", you're not white. Simple as.

>>529401521
>To report an name-posting incident to the local authorities dial 800-KYS-FAGGOT
>800-KYS-FAGGOT
>kiss faggot

>>529404125
My 23andme told me I'm from the Queensland. I'm as white as they come.

>>529401521
Great stuff as usual.
Bunbunmaru, Ransei & ... ... furries really delivered a lot of nice OC this league.

I'll have to side with midarikek on this one

>>529404382
>t. seething midarikek

>>529404382
yeah nta amirite

>>529404125
I thought it was clear everyone here is either yellow or brown.

待った!
Riichi mahjong is like a court battle, you have to present the correct tiles to the pond and defend your hand against riichis with the help of contradictions from discards. So, let's have a battle of wits, court is now in session!
Majsoul Friends Room 43545(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=43545

「この逃げを前にしてはタマモクロスもオグリキャップも敵じゃない!」|アニメ『ウマ娘 シンデレラグレイ』第12話「天皇賞(秋)」より

When Marisa Realizes She's a Side Character

Anata wa ima doko de nani wo shite imasu ka?
Kono sora no tsuzuku basho ni imasu ka?
Ima made watashi no kokoro wo umete ita mono
Ushianatte hajimete kizuita

>>529404759
I will play occult.

>>529404759
started!

>>529404382
This.
>Yeah, nameposting is bad, unless you're in mjg approved list like me hehe :^)

sin titulo bros... is our filenamenameposting allowed?

>>529405520
perchance

>mjg approved list
>actually just content the thread appreciates
(You) have empty space where your brain should be.

alien toxic relationship ASMR (kissing, fight scene, pregnancy)

Please stop besmirching Cynthia's reputation by watching all of this slop.

WWYDs, early game edition. Each problem also has a question/comment, but remember that in addition to answering that you should also choose your first action. It'll be 3 pages with 10 problems.
Solutions in a bit more than 3 hours.

TN: ドラ means dora (not dora indicator!), 赤 means aka.

>>529401412 (OP)
I qd ranked for fun, fuck

>>529405661
>it's real

>>529401892
oo oo aa aa aa

>>529406259
oo ee oo

>>529406457
ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang

mahjong soles

>>529406048
9m
Xia
1p
Haku
Call pei
1s

>>529406048
9m
haku
>>529406232
No, haku
Yes, Haku
Call pei dora
1s

>>529406563
Good post.

>>529403978
Do you just bet on horce racing or what do you do in that game?

>>529407227
Princess Maker/Slave Maker horse edition

>>529401929
>Good sprouts are a weak roster and made a low effort intro.
Biased a** reporter? Well look at how we're kicking all the rude teams butts now huh.

>>529407420
I have no idea what those are

>

>>529405520
his name is sneed cucktulo

>>529403841
just say that you didn't qualify

>>529407454
what about... yello?

Maybe single rolls are not so bad...

>>529406483
hats
7s
Neither, sha
3 dora

>>529407927
how often did you have to roll

>>529408079
Once.

>>529401521
Whats with all the nameposter hate? I think we oughta rethink it desu. Might actually be pretty nice.
amaekoromo-5.png

I'm gonna buy a talisman for the loli, I am officially capitulating

If you need more than 400 games to reach s1 in sanma, give up.

stat coins updated for the final time - included only the top 8 teams in the .zip this time around to keep them relevant to the semis/finals
link in the streamer tools as always

>>529408134
this gentleman saved 1600 jade, because he didn't fall for the ten pull scam

>>529408134
you're fucking welcome btw

I really wish that faggot Onpu would kill himself.

>>529407927
This was me with the Illya collab
Got Miyu from one ticket

No one actually ten pulls, stop pushing this stupid meme.

DESU DESU TO THE I D F

>>529408706
???

Ragnarok Online a nostalgic MMORPG | Retrospective

I only do 10 pulls

>>529408662
I did, but I needed the purples for bonding.

Doing single pulls every time you get 200 jade is like rape (you raping your fortune charm)

I killed /jong/

>>529409015
look at what you've done >>529408913
now they are here

>>529404759
3/4 the prosecution is ready..

>>529409059
both

>>529409015
then it's your fault when >>>/vt/101779704 gets posted here

>>529409070
I made it for /mjg/

>>529409070
we are stuck with them forever. i want to go back

>>529409216
it sucks

>>529401412 (OP)
MAHJONGAS

>>529409059
FUSION

chinkin kotyao

evens tonpuu before work
odds jack off
0 kms

>>529409540
I still don't know what hand this is

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime that's why I tonpuu on company time

Get a job? Heh, I only job in tournies.

>>529409734
hadaka tanki chinitsu toitoi in bloodshed skirmish

>>529409893
Steve?

>>529410075
and a chink chong bing bong to you too

>>529409650
*grinches out*

LOOTO

Doko?

>someone disconnects
>japs start emoting
late night silver room is based

>>529409893
I blitz tonpuu sanma (tenhou) on company time.

>>529410742
>jap
>silver room
why would you go and lie on the internet?

>>529411024
it was an aru player

>>529411024
also I'm on my japanese alt

What's a Tenhoui?

>>529411024
there you go

>>529407804
Who are you quoting?

>>529411024
>he is playing on the EN server
ahahahaha look at this retard missing out on all the gifts

>>529411259
Highest rank on tenhou, above 10d, only like 25 people have reached it.

>disconnect in s4 because of shitty wifi
>it doesn't matter because I'm already saint
finally, inner peace

>>529411534
Very cool, thanks anon

>>529411328
this aru just haku nomi'd for fourth acceptance and secured me a top

>que sanma for fun
>retards are doing riichi nomi instead of building big fun hands
Is Asura the only way to have fun in this game

>>529411328
Aru is Japanese!?!?!

Me when joining friendlies

>>529412129
then play ranked

queue up for soul punch at xx:40

>>529408840
I remember when I was 7 or something I would play on my mother's account before school. Simpler times I wish I could return to...

>>529411526
how do you even play on JP?
aru-2.png

>>529412193
I'll pass

>>529404759
Thanks for the game. Probably ought to have taken the tenpai at ourasu at game 2, but I did draw two dora afterwards.

WTF I can't believe UchiKEKwa got drafted back

>>529404759
gg!

>>529404759
ggs! thanks for joining, court is adjourned...

>>529404759
ggs nya

>>529412506
thats fair i forgot this mode sucks

>>529412501
If you're playing on browser, it's just a different site. You need a separate account.
https://game.mahjongsoul.com/index.html

If I had to play against soulless japs since bronze room I probably would've quit long time ago

>>529409650
imagine if we had a dedicated OC schizo with mahjong cartoons

>>529412906
they actually stay closed and play better than your average FOC, it's quite enjoyable

>>529413071
>no emotes
no, it's not
if it doesn't have emotes you're playing against a bot

>>529413239
I don't use emotes when I'm trying to focus because my brain is bad at processing too many objectives at once. :(

>>529412572
I can because he was the Sakura Knights captain for several years

>>529413470
>mahjong takes focus
Are you white?

>>529412572
After him now winning the tourney I was kinda glad. But now... I liked Furinkazan, mostly for Hairman and Fatsumata, Nikaido twins were fun for memes. But without Rumi now and with him? Eeeeeeh.

it's over...

>join friend’s custom room
>he says "no tryharding"
>open with chiitoitsu flow
>win 3 hands in a row, one ippatsu dama’d
>"bro you're taking this too seriously"
>switch to full meme mode: 9 gates attempt, yakumeme chance, chuuren tenpai discard
>get flushed for 18k by a literal nyagger named "tanyaofudger"
>still end up first by 2k
>friend says I'm "ruining the game"
>room disbands
>he posts in /mjg/ later about how "ranked is better than playing with friends"
>mfw Forg

>>529401412 (OP)
what do gigantic breasts have to do with mahjong?

>>529414195
it's true i was the friend

>>529414274
Everything.

maka didn't want me to take the dama mangan for 3 han 70...

>A- match score
ignored.

>>529414684
I'm retarded sorry

>>529412749
thanks anon
also, what stuff does JP get that global doesn't?

>>529414471
The Kodomo doesn't care what some silicon thinks

I realized the reason the steam version of MJS wasn't working for me was because I had amdvlk installed instead of vulkan-radeon, which are better drivers or something. Now it works, and Shadowverse too (which was the reason I tried to debug this). Posting here because I'm pretty sure someone else had this issue too.

>>529414470
can you post a few examples

>>529401521
Very multilingual quiz. I couldn't get the zoomer snus/french politics crossover.

>>529414976
Different/more gift codes, you can't friend people on the EU server though

>>529415208
>Shadowverse

>>529415313
>EU server
it's NA moron

>>529415486
>started playing because IRC wouldn't shut up about it
>now that I finally got the hang of it they moved to another FOTM

What's with this recent overly sensitive burger?

>>529414976
Gift codes (e.g. from streams) are region specific. I don’t actually know if JP gets significantly more freebies since they can’t use ours either

Huh

The tiles are telling me something.

Burger?!

>>529415208
Cute Luigi

>>529416309
The client

>>529416216
probably a league tourist

sex with burger

>>529414976
JP gets six-seven more giftcodes a year if not more
The recent Fate collab alone had eight gift codes

I think my bank has flagged gacha purchases as fraudulent, how am I supposed to get my charm?

Next collab announcement when? not sure if I should redeem Jane or save it

>>529416902
What were the prompts?

New books on repo

>>529416903
I'll buy it for you.

>>529416902
Aie.

Why are Midarikeks the worst posters in /mjg/?
The one that played during league jobbed so hard team his fell out of top 8.

>>529417252
>jobbed so hard team his fell out

>>529416954
1% cardinal tier should be next, then collab in november

>>529417056
>two new high quality books
Time to reach tenhoui. Thank you, translators.

you guys said there's customers who ask for these shits but I haven't seen even one

>>529417252
Hime posters are worse.

>>529416903
talk to your bank guy or whatever
are you sure they're flagged as fraudulent and not some kind of limit on international transactions? my card had something like that

Majsoul Friends Room 89592(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=89592

>>529417664
>he fell for it

>>529417664
You think people would just do that, lie on the internet?

>>529417849
I did

>>529417664
Fred Johnson is gonna come in on the last day and ask for 10 for a ticket, trust me

>>529417252
Citykeks are worse.

>This is a machine-assisted translation
What service did you use, anon?

>>529417785
I checked, for some reason I can't buy a charm.. I'm gonna run out of rolls before I get her

That was bait? I kept a few of those cats too

Koito big win

>>529417809
2/4

>>529418214
big baaaaaka.

>>529411534
those 25? all me

>>529418634
two of them are Asapin th-
NO WAY

>>529417809
3/4!

>>529411534
all me

>>529417809
started!

>>529418748
Two of them are also Futoshi, three if you count sanma Tenhoui

>>529417664
Why is he so dumb?

>>529418965
Kek.

>>529417664
>>529417962
>>529418116
I refuse to believe that people here are this stupid

>>529418116
Keep them because at the halfpoint of the event their next two tier will be unlocked

>>529419501
Smartest general in the west

Had a game earlier where I called pon on haku in first discard thinking I could tempo push a fast hand, ended up with a garbage tenpai on xia wait and just sat there drawing safe tiles for five turns because everyone else was in riichi by then, eventually someone tsumos a sanankou and I get third, but then in the IRC I get flamed for “ruining the flow” and “killing the table’s tempo” like I was supposed to magically know someone had honitsu brewing in pinzu by turn 4 — sorry I didn’t respect your yakuless dealer reach on 1m 4m 7m, my bad for trying to win I guess?
himekawahibiki-4.png

>>529419056
zombiedari..

>>529419501
It's not that far fetched to think there was more to the event.

DAMA IN FRIENDLIESS DAMA IN FRIENDLIES

I watched some video of Sakurai and he was slamming the tiles on the table, wouldn't you damage the tiles and table if you did it too much?

Is there a list of all the Koito soundpost moments in league?

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2499333620?t=1h32m4s
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2499333620?t=1h33m5s

>>529417809
gg only time for one

>>529420737
Do you still have the link to it?

>>529420552
Being abused by anons...

>>529417809
gg frens!

>>529417809
wj, total hag death

>>529417809
gg you should disable busting, I'm not going to fold and WILL deal in every time

Bookbro Book 1 translation doko?

>>529414471
I don’t speak asian

>>529417664
I feel honored that you trust anons more than the event description, but you really shouldn't

>>529401729
Bring out a design figma for the index of past releases, otherwise I'll just make it a plain list of links.

>the secret to ranking up is... POOOOOOOOOOOOSH LIKE A RETARD
Holy shit, and here I was folding like a cuck, when I could have simply pooshed everything.

>>529401521
>furitend
Have I mentioned that my ü is supposed to have 2 dots on top of it?

>>529422215
ű

if you play like akagi does making retarded gambles can you actually climb to celestial?

>>529422212
Try watching this video https://youtu.be/BXZESh22LvA

>>529421478
Nowhere does it say that the cats are the unwanted dishes.

>>529422738
No.

>>529417664
You get an event title if you have a full board of cat pots

>>529423052
I don't think that's possible.

>>529418116
I keep a pile of them around because it doesn't matter in the end. You need like 10,000 PT and you'll get that from filling orders so I keep them around just because it's funny to have a lot on the board.

I hate horses so much bros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6CjxgAzCnk
*SNIFF*

>>529423841
excellent post

Horses are man's most important companions.

Do NOT draft me to the horse fucker team next year

Draft me to the Hannah team next year

>>529424129
This but unironically

>>529424173
So cute...

We're making the dog team next year

>>529424129
*blocks your path*

draft me for the cat team

Announcing
Wanjirou Money Crew
We are holding tryouts for league 7 during the next regular tournament

/mjg/ - zoophile general

>>529424542
This wouldn't have happened if RC was the main client here.

>>529424702
RC has snake fuckers

>>529424702
>posts a nekomimi character
How does that prove your point exactly

>>529424805
I read a manga about that once

>>529424542
the sex with cats team didn't feel ironic desu

>>529424805
>>529424842
>>529424963
nekomimi/kemonomimi =/= furry you retards
t. furry

For me, it's Rice Shower

>>529425118
Who talked about furries here retard

>>529425162
it just needs !! marks then its perfect

>>529425229
>talked
can't talk with THESE in your mouth

Why does no one play this character?

>>529425905
She had sex with animals

>>529425946
fits perfectly with this general then

>>529425905
I don't like her emotes. When I first got her, I used her 3 times before switching to my main

>>529425905
Bond skin too lukewarm

>>529426050
little girls aren't animals

>>529426169
that is arguable

>>529426169
Yes they are

>>529408323
Please update all the coins... consider L-league (and that my team started doing better after the last coin update)

when...is L-League?

>>529426548
If you don't know you weren't invited

>>529426548
>he thinks L-League is happening

>>529426689
>>529426716

>>529420859
it's so funny how they go silent whenever it happens and then start hating on Koitochads

day of the wheel soon hamsterkeks

>>529406773
>>529406897
>>529408049
>1. 9m
>We don't have enough blocks. The least useful tile is 9m, which cannot grow into a sequence.

>2. Xia
>We're more excited by a yakuhai pair here than a pinfu pair candidate. Cut the guest wind.

>3. 9s
>We can see honitsu, so it's tempting to cut 13p. But with two dora already we should prioritise speed. Cut 9s to minimise backfires, and if we pair up a dragon tile later we can go honitsu.

>4. South or 8p
>For immediate acceptance either Haku or 8s would be best, but the once discarded South pair would make the final shape weak. As it doesn't look like the South pair will turn into a triplet anytime soon, we can discard South (or 8p) and hold onto 8s. That way 79s will be useful draws. We're going from 2shanten to 3shanten, but the better long term acceptance is good here.

>5. Declare Pei
>A haipai you often see in sanma, wiht 8 unpaired orphans. There's lots of useful tiles from here, so we aim for a normal hand. Cut 1m only after the declaration. If you keep the Pei in hand you're effectively playing with only 12 tiles and slowing down your hand, so just declare it immediately.

>6. 1s
>You have four dora, but the shape is bad. With 4 pairs we shouldn't kill chiitoi. Discarding 1s is also the best way forward for a normal hand. Be prepared to cut 2p in the future in some situations. Ittsuu has low value in a world without chii, you can disregard it here.

>>529406773
>>529406897
>>529408049
>7. Hatsu
>With two dora via Pei we want to maximise speed. Discarding any numbered tile would drop acceptance, so cut Hatsu even if it's dora.

>8. 3p / 7s / 8s / 9s (anything that's not from a pair is correct)
>With a penchan and several kanchans this is a weak iishanten. For a normal hand you'd cut 3s, but that fixes what tiles you'd need. With such a slow normal hand it's good to aim for chiitoi, which can flexibly respond to the bakyou and any possible dora draws. If the iipeikou shape were ryanmen-type like 12233p, cutting 3s and going for a normal hand would also be an option.

>9. 3p
>With easily callable pairs and yakuhai we want to aim for toitoi and maybe chiitoi. Therefore we'll keep the tiles that we'd be happy to turn into pairs. Drawing 2p would turn this into a boring hand, so we don't care about it. By process of elimination, we discard 3p. Normal hands prefer inner tiles, but pair and triplet hands prefer outside tiles.

>10. Declare Pei x3
>Dora 3 is more important than one complete group. Declare all your Pei even if you go back in shanten for it. Do it with the conviction that your 3 new tiles will complete at least one group. This will also pressure the others.

Speaking of learning Mahjong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK4Ysd9Dgmk
first April 1st joke to actually get me and I'm kind of salty

>>529427589
is that a tranny?

>>529427845
yes it is

>>529427947
why are you watching trannies

>>529427968
the modeling business sure is tough...

>>529428012
I like xem

>>529428012
Anon, I don't give a fuck about whoever is behind the screen, I just want to learn Mahjong.

>>529427968
I recognize that couch!

>>529407227
it's a roguelite about horse girl raising

>>529428168
yeah, a tranny will surely teach you mahjong
keep telling yourself that, you faggot

You rang?

Bros...

>>529428613
Yes, someone who cares about the game and teaching people about it is a better source of information than this crab bucket, which only cares about bullying others

>>529428849
enable webgl anonchama

>>529427589
>gotten by a troon
lol
lmao

>>529428858
whos bullying who

>>529427968
Time for your blue vitamins, Cynthia-chan!

>>529428912
It was still working yesterday, I didn't change any settings.

>>529428613
Yes. I just learned some discard reading technique I hadn't thought about.

>>529428858
I've learned pretty much everything I know about mahjong from /mjg/, just find the real advice and separate it from the shitposting

>>529428858
You can care about the game and have extremely harsh banter to strengthen someone's mentaru at the same time.
They aren't mutually exclusive, and we have plenty of strong players ITG

>anons crabbing on each other
/ic/... home...

>>529426376
i could if they're needed, i did update the entire stat sheet but making the actual stat edits was a bit cumbersome
if there's a logo for L-league i could also print it on the coins instead of the usual league logo

>>529428858
what's wrong with bullying people?

>>529429290
I genuinely wish I was in a /ic/ circle again, I really need to get back to drawing.

I wish I had the desire to learn mahjong

>>529429687
me too anon, I'll never forget the people there who helped me learn and who I helped in turn.

>>529429687
wanna make a discord together?

Only thing that 4chan helped me learn was how to erp

You anons... are too gay...

>>529429960
>>529429901

>>529430034
>t. literally who

Penetrative sex with _____ _____

I keep making shitpost to bait out how my captain really feels about me and he doesn't bite

>>529429687
>>529429841
>>529429901
>pisscord
IRC. Now.

>>529430225
meds stat

>>529427968
I can't believe Cynthia is fucking dead.

>>529428858
there's no bullying on /mjg/!

let's play some BLITZ (3+5s) with tips on!
https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=49758

>>529430231
horse
vagoo

I'm at work

>>529430724
nyoo

I'm at anon's mom's house

>>529430724
2/4! come play, it'll be fun
>>529430831
maybe next time

Met up with Florg last weekend. Yes, that Florg. We matched on some sketchy gacha-themed dating app where his bio just said “riichi or fold, baby!,” and I figured it had to be a joke, but no, it was real. He showed up in person wearing a Riichi City hoodie two sizes too small, sat down across from me and said “you look like someone who deals into suukantsu.” We didn’t even order drinks before he dragged me into the unisex bathroom and whispered “ippatsu me now.” I swear to god his moans were in Dora indicators. Afterward he lit a menthol and said “good game, you can screenshot that one.” Still not sure if I got lucky or if I was just another stop on his oya streak.
igarashiharuna-6.png

>>529430724
I'm busy playing Uma Musume

kill yourself

>>529422748
You guys told me Tsuchida is digital

>florg
ignored!

aru-11.png

>>529431535
Thank you for engaging with my Florgpost tonight.

Looks like **** forgot to take his meds again.

I shall be forcing “good game, you can screenshot that one” as an mjg meme

>>529430724
Join for detective thighs

riichi city doko

Pisslegant.

>>529430724
>>529431939
still 2/4
please join i just wanna play some fun blitz

No

hmmmmm nyo

>>529431406
stop. just stop.
whoever’s writing this shit about me needs to fold IRL. I don’t know who you are, I don’t want to know, but I promise you I’ve never met a single one of you tile-sniffing delusionals in person. you think I’m out here giving ippatsu to every 3rd place riichi monkey with a gacha addiction and one lucky sanankou? please.
I have standards.
you called pon on haku turn one and expect me to suck your dora?
you can’t even discard properly.
your tenpai is fake.
your soul is not ippatsu eligible.
touch grass, reset your RNG seed, and stop using my name to cope with your blown orasu.
and for the record, I do ride men — but only if they toitoi me first.
igarashiharuna-7.png

I wish moot would delete s4s

>>529432606
Sorry, but if I join everyone will assume its me shitposting up the thread.

this is what happens when you let s4stroons in

straight up florgin' it rn
and by it well heh let's just say my p*n*s

>>529432926
>moot

>>529427968
Follow your dreams Cynthia.

>>529430724
3/4!

>>529431939
Not my detective.

>>529433639
>>529430724
Finally full! thanks for waiting patiently

>helped a kid with a game achievement
>he thanked me a lot and called me a legend
No-lifing mahjong made me almost forget how good other games can feel.

There are no other games

>>529396637
>>529397483
>>529397683
bakasenpai
>>529382667
bazooooooooo

What about me?

Another successful namespost to ruin Jane's reputation.

W-who's falseflagging who?!

>>529434463
Honestly, that’s pretty wholesome.
Sometimes helping someone else get that win feels better than any solo grind.
I get the mahjong grind is intense, but moments like that remind you why gaming’s fun in the first place.
Keep being that legend — both in-game and IRL!

>>529435182
Thanks, ChatGPT

>>529435182
Thanks, chatgpt.

>>529435182
>normalfaggots literally fall in love with a bot that just says shit like this to them over and over again
people really just want a yesman huh

>>529435180
W-w-who’s falseflagging?!
You? Me? Kek, basement rat confirmed!
Mahjong slave hours > your “achievement” flex, shut it!
I SEE THROUGH YOUR CRINGE LIES!
Stop gaslighting us with that beta hat emoji!

>Rank queue pops
>Sudden urge to diarrhea
>Phone is dead

Niggerposting suitable for a niggerthread. I swear to God, each day I visit this shithole less, yet the amount of shit keeps increasing.

>>529435748
Hey, I get that things can get frustrating sometimes, but throwing around hurtful words and negativity only makes things worse. This place will feel a lot better if we all try to be a bit more respectful and chill with each other. Let’s keep it friendly it makes the whole community stronger. Thanks for hearing me out!

I think you guys are alright.

How does /mjg/ do it? How does it manage to keep discussion at a level far above other generals?

>>529435969
inb4 bravo-3.png
classic move, never fails to show up right when you least expect it lol
what’s the story behind this one anyway?

>>529436101
league is the exception because of the tourism
I doubt any other general is subject to 100+ tourists visiting annually for a 2-month period then leave again

>>529434805
is that kman's alt?

Lost a game last night. Thoughts?

>>529436263
That's just me looping in the gold room

>>529436263
unlikely, as he's in NZ timezone

>>529401521
>pumpers take first
>no mention after the subheadline
>"Good Sprouts look to be one of the favorites"
pumpersbros we are forgotten

>>529436421
better luck next time momofriend

>>529436101
People actually play the game instead of pretending to play

>>529436463
>NZ timezone
proof?

>>529435182
Now that ai speech patterns are more common knowledge what is stopping someone from just imitating its properties like using em dashes a lot and tricking you into believing you are talking to a bot? It comes full circle again, you still don't know if you are talking to a human or not

>anons try to discuss mahjong
>get subjected to doxxing and bot-scarlet lettered if they're accidently competent
A new low, even for you
Absolute fucking shithole of a general

>>529436549
simply cross-reference the timestamp on the screenshot with the time for this match on amae

>>529436558
Nothing.
I do this with people to test them, and see if they care.
Usually if they hate AIs they'll just stop talking to you, even if you are typing things out yourself and being nice to them.
It's really something, for sure.

>>529436649
I don't see you making any improvements better Mr. Metaposter

>>529436558
bro that’s literally the point lmao. we hit the simulation threshold. now everyone types like bots, bots type like schizos, schizos think they’re bots, and you can’t tell if that post calling you a faggot was autogenerated or just some NEET off his meds. full circle. the ouroboros of shitposting.

>>529436263
He's a bot if these weren't cherrypicked

>>529436848
Nice platitude
What do you suggest can be done? It's over, there's no coming back from what this fucking pigsty has become
If you were smart you'd leave, I know I am

Fuck all of you

>>529436503
Good - Sprouts - are - based. - Pinzu - Pumpers - are - cringe. Simple - as. *Clap emoji*

>>529437063
See you tomorrow

>>529437063
This is what you get for taking helper cat off the roster

>>529437063
Where are you going?

>>529437007
they were his most recent 3 I just checked a few more and they look more reasonable but I'll leave it to an actual detective to determine if he just had a bunch of hands that played themselves in those or if there's something else going on

>>529437324
He has been playing mahjong for 8 years at least.

>>529437178
>***** forced meme
No, thank you.

>>529437260
I know who that is

>>529437430
Stop being a pussy and namepost properly

Kiaraman absolutely mindbroke this general
He's been gone for months and yet his magnanimous influence still lingers

>>529429052
I’ve had the same issue before after a graphics card crash. Might just need to restart the browser.

>>529437593
Fuck off, ****.

Jane will be forgotten in a month just like Ciri, nobody will be "the famous Jane" because she's such a boring character. Honestly if they stopped adding characters around the time of Yuzu this game would be better off

>>529437007
low to mid 90's are possible for very strong players. that'd match R**** or s*****ta for example.

shartia

>>529438017
shota?

Any thoughts on the Overlord collab?

>>529438170
I would discard the client.

>>529438170
The client

>>529438420
>>529438424
Huh?

>>529438017
Yes, and occasionally I get 90+s too. But to get 3x 94s in a row, when the 75th percentile of mortal scores for a typical saint 3/celestial is ~91 is already unlikely to happen by chance, even assuming they are indeed just that good. Deserves an investigation, whoever it is.

>>529438017
I don't think a very strong player would've been mostly between 70-80 rating 2 months ago, but who knows

They just read a book, a Chinese one you never heard of

Who's the luckshitter char in the tourney?
Which team is the luckshittiest?

Hoping it will be mine!

>>529438774
Yeah they read the github akagi bot homepage lmao

>>529430724
GG, thanks for the fun games!

>>529438017
>>529438528
Are we talking about the Expert 1 or the looper?

>>529438170
Meh collab, wrong client. I do not care for Overlord, nor do I care about Riichi City.

>>529430724
gg lads, thanks for the wacky games

This is what happens when newfags take a meme seriously
First the no dama in friendlies and now the crab bucket general
What's next? Helpercat revival?

>>529438847
expert 3*

>>529438847
the one that's currently E3

>>529438946
Helpercat isn't a meme, sir.

Ron...?

>>529438017
Our sexpert magically managed to pull a 92 score and make the s*ta anon job

>>529439257
Yeah sure fuck it, confirm 3rd

>>529439257
>dealer
yes
not looking at bakyou

>>529439257
Skip.

I've never seen an 85 mortal rating and I never will

>>529438017
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wmsINTwFdbGKUANXNGUschkyDeazFV53VWjMSvZC_3w/edit?usp=sharing

>>529439257
Skip. Mahjong is a 4 player game.

>>529439257
skip

>>529439257
Might as well, double ron is a real risk with shimo just get what you can get

>>529439257
just take 3rd and go next

>>529439257
Ron for kino +/-0 standing

>>529439763
Chance of shimo ronning here is low.
It might not even be honitsu.

>>529439257
Take the Ron and gg go next. Placement EV for continuing with these scores at renchan is negative while taking the 3rd is EV=0

>>529439621
these are akagi bot scores =/= mjai mortal scores (but probably correlate tightly)

>>529440042
>(but probably correlate tightly)
They do not

Where is ru*ia's rival now...

>>529440152
Provide proof please

>>529440031
He cut entire pinzu blocks straight from his hand, he's obviously trying some bullshit, same with the strong souzu drops early

>>529439257
Laasti

>>529440152
according to the detective anon, akagi rating tends to be 3-4 pts higher than the mjai mortal rating

>>529439257
Yes. It's ranked, not a tourney.

During the first impact r**** was getting 98+

Why did he do it bros?

>>529439356
>>529439373
>>529439532
>>529439634
>>529439696
>>529439763
>>529439890
>>529439921
>>529440042
>>529440679
I greed skipped but Saber killed toimen anyway. Bots hate it but whatever

If you can cheat, you should cheat.

What's the fun in cheating in a game that doesn't even guarantee a first place

>>529441028
big fish in a small pond

>>529440915
W*****n would say this

>>529440914
soulful play

I love feet and NTR the most!

>>529437616
Well that was simple. I almost started downloading the standalone client, thanks.

Today, I lost my bond virginity

>>529441481
What's his name?

>>529441556
Juan

>>529440693
Name

>>529441662
How new

>>529441692
kill yourself

>>529440313
>>529440405

>>529441556
>his

>>529441852
Your flow...

>>529441937
WAIT RIN HAS BAD FLOW?!

>>529441263
NTR soothes mans soul

>>529442080
No, she's second only to Sakura

>>529441852
She can polish my jewels, haha.

>>529442080
Every Rin I've met in ranked has been a luckshitter, emphasis on the shitter

Nadoka believes in flow

Flow is when you don't count tiles and let innate pattern recognition take the wheel

>>529441662
Ruxia

Character flow is one thing but how do you figure out of your decoration feng shuii?

>>529438170
Too busy with League to care, but might roll Shaltear.

I jerked off to the repo 404 page

>>529443281
Follow color theory.

WWYD?

Is anyone from your general going to manage or caretake your divegrass team?

Hmm...nyo

>>529443281
I have never lost with the green tablecloth.
I only bring it out on very special occasions, when I need to guarantee a 1st place

Hey cuties!
I can't sleep.
Surely a game of mahjong will help me.
Majsoul Friends Room 56653(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=56653

>>529443812
Me.

>>529443812
Didn't someone sign up on the Discord?

>>529443812
Maybe later

>>529443876
nyoo

>>529443876
I'm busy now, I'll join tomorrow

>>529443912
Nobody has yet hence why we're asking. /mjg/ is also on qualifier watch for VGL25.

>>529443812
this guy (pic related) >>529443902

>>529443809
deal in with hatsu

>>529443809
Hatsu will never come out, just take the nobetan

>>529443812
No.

Helper cat will manage the team

>>529443812
>>529444029
Just for extra context. Your prior manager has been banned from managing /mjg/ for at least 1 VGL (nobody is expecting him back anyways) due to failure of informing /mjg/ of the matches.

>>529443281
Never use a red tablecloth
The aggressive color subconciously makes you take kuso pushes

Are there bots for PES?

>>529444029
what's the deadline

Is a 5 year old tea bag safe to drink? I'm out of coffee.

>>529444206
>due to failure of informing /mjg/ of the matches
Oh yeah I remembered that guy
That sucks

>>529444393
Expect to have someone ready to become manager/caretaker at least by sometime before sign ups. VGL25 is in December so you'll need someone by early November ideally.

>>529443809
2m

>>529444350
Just do this

>>529444540
Slipped my mind since /mjg/ will probably have to do qualifiers so that pushes up when you'll need someone likely. Since qualifiers is a week before VGL25 in late November.

>>529443876
2/4
One anon is in, need two more.
I want to play with (You)!

Wait our divegrass team is actually decent?

>>529444540
>early November
Oh, so it's still a few months away.

I've never played in a cuties room, I already have a boyfriend

>>529444084
>>529444127
>>529444620
I greeded, in retrospect considering the points status I should attempt to secure the oya mangan rather than the haneman, even if shousangen's a cool yaku

Uh Oh We're Playing For REAL Money Now - High Stakes Mahjong Ep. 1
cynthia-7.png

>>529444768
/mjg/ even got 3rd place in a VGL before but for some reason you guys chased him out after that VGL.

>>529444469
Safe? yes, but might taste awful or have no taste

>>529444768
Yeah? We won the last invitational before the manager ragequit in April
Then the next guy came, we won matches but he forgot to post them here so he got fired
The third guy post the discord, said he will be manager for /mjg/ then started spamming "NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER" in chat one day and he got banned

>>529444864
That boyfriend? Me (Cuties rooms regular).

>>529444963
>chased him out
It was a bunch of tourist shitposters coming in for our annual mahjong league
Please also ignore all the shitposts now, we have around 50+ tourists visiting here because of the aforementioned mahjong league

>>529444990
Third guy sounds like a real mjger unlike the other 2.

>>529443876
3/4!
Just one more!
>>529444864
Good for you anon, now come play.

>>529445280
>Good for you anon, now come play.
Next time

If he didn't bench helper cat we wouldn't have made fun of him

>>529445274
>mjger
Tourist

>>529445352
Come and play with us.

>>529445434
Stop rushing me

>>529443876
Going for a cup of tea. I'll be back in 3 min.

pom

I DENOUNCE THE TALMUD

>>529445706
>>529445730
chi

>>529444990
third guy sounds based desu

Cute hotwife

>>529445706
is the joke that pom looks like porn and that's the first thing I see or what?

>>529444990
can we get the third guy unbanned

>>529445653
Go ahead, I don't think the room will be filled by then.

I wish my stomach was filled

>>529444990
You aren't acocunting for his tourettes? What a harsh council you are, let him back in.

>>529445914
no, the joke is that pom instead of pon is very cute and silly
stop jerking off so much

>>529445274
>>529445428
We call ourselves "jongers" here

>>529403978
>24 hours cd
why, i just wanted to join our club...

>>529446017
I can help

Sorry cutie im busy

>>529443876
Full

>>529446145
What delicious meal will you be cooking for anon?

>>529446019
It was me.
It wasn't tourettes.

>>529446389
https://www.seriouseats.com/bukkake-udon-japanese-noodle-broth-recipe

>>529445914
The joke is that the Japanese n sound isn't pronounced like the n we're used to and it sometimes can sound like ng or m.
Sheep does sound like she's saying pom, kind of.

>>529446459
Yummy! Lucky anon!