>"Hey, monkey boy. Where are ya goin'?"
>"Easy there. No need to rush."
>"Maybe you should sit together with a mare a bit, I heard you say that being together with us makes you feel relaxed."
>"Why stop at just sitting? You can touch me. I'd like to know how those hands feel like."
>"Mmm, they feel awesome scritching my ears and petting me. Oh, don't stop!"
>"That useless cuck Caramel would never do this even with hooves instead of hands. I wasted so many bits on him..."
>"How about you massage my back?"
>"Mmm, yeeeeeessssss... I have to tell Sisi aaaallll about you. She would love this."
>"Don't be shy, sweetie. You can touch my flanks."
>"Sooo good, soooo goood~ keep going there."
>*she swishes her tail, exposing her goods to you*
>"Do you like the view, honey? I bet you really do."
>"Well then, get in there, under my tail. I've got a lot of pineapple jam for you~"