Thread 42460044

>>42460044 (OP)
>"Hi Anon!"

>"Built for pony pussy."
>"Made for pony pussy."

>>42460044 (OP)
Fake news, that's Mare reaction to pony filly

>>42460044 (OP)
>Cheerilee when Anon comes to pick his foal up from school (He is a single father and spends his free time being /fit/)

Eqvestria has fallen...

>>42460044 (OP)
>tfw mares

>>42460723
>all of our mares love BHC
>satyrs will replace us in the birthrates in a few years
>stallions seen as 'Workhorses' to PMHM (Pony Mare Human Male) relationships

Eqvestria has fvllen...

>>42460059
This image does things to me

>>42461482
>shityrs
>INCESTyrs
Stallions will get replaced by mares and human men instead.

>>42461498
based extreme sexual dimorphism

>>42460044 (OP)
lol, OP is a fag, news at 11!

>>42461556
why are you gay

>"Oh look, what a cutie we have here."
>"Come on, don't be shy. Come to Mommy, she'll take you up very very very high where her home is."
>"Don't be afraid, my bed is not a cloud, you won't fall. And Mommy will make sure that you won't fall anywhere~"
>"There, there. Sweet boy. Hoomans wanted to be in the clouds, didn't they? You can be on one while hugging a beautiful pony like me. Doesn't that sound nice?"
>"And in the bed, I'll take that suit off and you can sniff my chest fluff all you want.'

>>42461563
Mommy Misty...

>>42461556
>t.

>>42461563
UNF

these mares are only reacting to chads btw
sub-8s are still invisible to them

>>42462100
>so much of a cuck that you have to project your cuck fantasies onto cartoon horses

>42462100
You will never pass

>>42462119
>>42462114
>brütal trüthpill sends losercels into a frenzymaxx

>>42462123
What kind of retard language is this?

>>42462155
Twitterish. They're all cucks there, it's in their culture and it's very bigoted of you to diss it.

>>42462182
>t. butthurt

>>42462192
You say like being butthurt at niggers is something shameful. In fact, anger at niggers is always justified if niggers keep being themselves.

>>42462232
That's a lot of words to say you're seething

>>42462236
Picrel. Also, you're brown.

>>42462244
>coping this hard

>>42461556
>ENRAGED ponyboi seethe

Human men exclusively fuck zebra mares

>>42462310
Although it is true that my current condition is not self pleasure, this is a statement that I will forever treasure.

>>42462310
...in mental institutions.

>>42462317
Your post reeks of seethe and cope
Might I suggest death by rope?

>Your post re-
I know that you’re unhappy
You're a light stuck in a shadow
Busy being too damn aggro
Do you really care if they all know,
There's so much happening,
There's no shame in who you wanna be,
Or be with, it's your fantasy,
But turn it into reality,
You're worried about your family,
Scared of what you think they'll say,
Let's leave opinions in yesterday,
And go live in ecstasy
These conversations with yourself,
Feelings you don't share with nopony else
This isolation
Is bad for your health
Let me explain this to you

Ziggas can be gay too
Whether you like it or you love it
Whether you're kissing or you're touching
Don't hide the lust, I know you covet
Ziggas can be gay too
There ain't nothing you need to hide
DL games won't really survive
Tomorrow you might not be alive
Ziggas can be gay too

>>42462339
The absolute state of ziggers. Doe destruction was real after all.

>>42460059
>>42461490

>>42462543
You forgot to bump the thread.

>>42462953
What the fuck is wrong with her?

>>42462966
Too horny.

>>42462100
Canon.

>>42462100
3 and above human men are automatically chads innaquestria tho

>>42463040
>I'm not even a Chad in horse land
BRB KMS

>>42463095
Sub 3s get all the smelly marecels

>>42463095
The only way to be sub 3 is to have horrible genes and to eat like a slob and do no exercise, you could easily fix that.

>>42463306
>The only way to be sub 3 is to have horrible genes and to eat like a slob and do no exercise,
So, /mlp/?

>>42463306
>live in equestria
>figure you'll lose weight because you're walking everywhere
>every single meal is cake and candy
>and everypony assumes you're starving if you don't eat as much as they do, which is a lot
Fatanons have no chance.

>>42463312
BUY SOME APPLES

>>42463310
He's right.
>>42463312
Just maintain a caloric deficit.

>>42463310
I'm at least a 4, bud.

>>42463324
A tourist I see, you weren't around on /mlp/ when fatfuckfaggots get anything but HEAS repackaged for Anonymous.

>>42462100
>ponies are just like 3dpd
Kill yourself painfully

>>42461482
I intend on plapping stallions.

>>42463435
Consensually, right?

>>42463447
This lispy motherfucker

>>42463445
That's up to them.

>>42463426
>ponies are just like 3dpd
Canon btw

>>42463672
>He identifies with Trenderhoof
That explains a lot, actually

>>42463693
>he turns out to be a prissy fag

>>42463709
>The thought of horsechad alone was enough to get her wet before even meeting him.

>>42463723
>he still turns out to be a prissy fag

>>42463728
>Seething

>>42463735
>low IQ

>>42463738
But enough about you

>I totally don't have a cuck fetish, guys
>I just literally can't stop thinking about getting cucked by more attractive stallions

>>42463747
>n-no u

>>42463749
>They must be just like my fantasy and want me because... they just DO OKAY?
Low IQ

>>42463752
>strawman
>still low IQ

>>42463756
The cope

>>42463765
>non-argument
>concession
>still low IQ

>>42463769
>Only things in my head matter, not canon!!
The cope.

>>42463781
>another strawman
>once again still low IQ

>>42463781
Post your ponysona, I wanna see how pathetic you made it

>>42463787
Only horsechads get to marry hot mares, u jelly? that only makes you uglier to them kek

>>42463797
Are you saying you self-insert as Shining Armor? Or are you too pussy to post your actual ponysona?

>>42463802
Mare hitting on horsechad is so ingrained in Equestria that even cousins do it on instinct

>>42463831
>Cuck fetish
>Incest fetish
Let me guess, you have a goth girl fetish too?

You niggers could be posting mares instead of responding to bait

>>42463838
>>42463787
>>42463802

>>42463846
but its fun to laugh at the retarded cuck

>>42463848
Nice selfie.

>>42463848
>No speech bubble
I guess that's one of your selfies then?

>>42463849
Don't care
Post mares

>>42463854
>>42463852
Holy newfag

>"Hi there, hot stuff. See something you like? Is it my peanut butter or is it my pony pussy?"
>"Hooman boys seem to be quite fixated on us mares. It's not like it's not mutual either, when you're such handsome cuties. And I bet those hands feel really nice and my flanks."
>"Hehe~ you're certainly in love with my posterior. Don't worry sweet boy, you can join me. We unicorns don't bite... much."
>"I just know you want to cuddle with a pretty unicorn mare."
>"I could cover my pussy with peanut butter, if you want."

>>42464705
>nice and my flanks

>>42463672
>had a 10/10 whorse fawn over him
>deliberately chose to chase after some dirthorse hick
What was his problem?

............

Thread hidden

>>42463693
>>42463735
>all mares
>it's just Rarity

>>42464722
anon watch out he is going to post that rarifag cope

>>42464722
>"Please say no, please say no, please say no."
And Swibble too!!

>>42464722
>It's just ra-ACK!

>>42464705
>>42464713
*on my flanks
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>42464785
Kek, he really does sound like this.

>>42464722
>provoking the retard

>>42464785
lol

>>42461563
No last time i did something like that i got raped.

Here's your mare, monkeyboy

>>42465406
Well, maybe you should've consented then

>>42465441
That's a good point.

>>42461138
>>42462093

>>42465323
lol

>>42466267
Make sure you bump the thread.

>>42466272
>No-mares energy

>>42466278
>energy
What are you, a hippy?

>>42466281
>What are you, a hippy?
Even the neetmare wasn't impressed by that one

>>42466299
You want something impressive? Being so angry at a thread's existence that you have to conspicuously sage it instead of going about your day.

>>42466322
>Wahh I didn't get what I wanted

>>42466344
What? Crying that you couldn't slide this thread off the board? So sorry.

>>42466299
I wanna eat cereal out of her pudgy gut

>>42466346
>Everyone I don't like is a slider

>>42466360
Don't worry. I'll make sure to keep this thread nice and live so that you can continue to voice your effeminate dissent.

>>42466361
>Why yes I have no life and no mares, how could you tell?

>>42466368
Says the guy who cannot help but sage threads he doesn't like.

>>42466369
>He used a feature of the site, and I didn't approve of the way he did it. REEEEE

>>42466396
Why, pray tell, did you use the feature?

>>42466396
twilights reaction to this >>42466267 anon

>"You stupid fucking ape, all you do is argue about retarded shit online!"
>"I oughta rape your stupid little ape brains out to teach you a lesson."

>>42464705
>mare doesn't know humans can talk
>just puts peanut butter on her genitals and lays back with a nervous look on her face

>>42466413
>

Bump.

>>42466415
hi rgrt, bye rgrt

And people say we shouldn't get /ptfg/ exiled to /trash/

>>42467295
I don't think I've actually seen anyone say /ptfg/ shouldn't be exiled to /trash/. It's a good idea.

>>42467317
We should also exile /nmp/ to /r9k/ with the rest of the incels

>>42467321
Why's that?

>>42464722
>this the same faggot is so blinded by his hatred towards Rarity he can't see all other examples
Impressive, your brain must be studied

>>42467295
the mid transformation pictures alone should be enough to send them to /trash/

>>42467146
Explain without sounding mad or retarded what that post has to do with rgre.

Monkeys only exist in G1

>>42467548
Wrong

>>42467548
Scorpan exists in G4.

>>42467532
The staple of that general from the beginning is for mares to rape and 'correct' a man, putting the beta in his place as a reversi housewife. There is nothing that would separate out that prompt from being posted in rgrt at any day. And there's more of the same rgrt ITT

>>42468071
>beta
So, (You)? Imagine thinking you're totally not a beta bitch if you're
>watching emelpee
>posting on a dead board about emelpee
>most likely lonely
>would be seen as a subhuman trash by normgroids for any of the above, thus preventing to ever reaching the respected male status
Self-awareness: 0.

>>42466205
Celestia, I want to be Lyra's human fuckpet. I want her lick my hands and suck on my fingers while she's riding me and feed her oats.
Mmm, I'd lick that minty marepussy all day.

>>42468071
Nobody said anything about being a housewife until you showed up
Says a whole lot about the things you think about pal

I... I want to be a cute mare's househusband...

>>42468614
what's so weird about being a househusband anyways?
sounds easy and perfect if you are lazy

>>42468655
It's piss easy in 2025. That's why women bitching about it is literally just that: bitching. If you actually had to take care of the household 60 years ago it was actually a real chore, and a daytime commitment (especially if you also had to take care of multiple children at the same time). Not like any zoomer would ever know, I only know because of stories told by my boomer father about how his parents used to live.

>"Fuck you silly until we have a filly? Wouldn't it simply be THE HORROR if we had so many colts, monkeystud."
>"Even more than any other mare in Equestria!~"

>>42468081
Nice self-own

>>42469268
>hurr
Bump

>>42469314
>hurr
Speaking in your native tongue I see.

>>42469446
Bump :)

Humies are built for hags younger mares don't have the bountiful flank and experience to keep up with their size and stamina

>>42469806
What a perv

>>42469737
I was thinking of posting that image.
Widowed mares must be a real menace in the Equestrian society. Due to menopauseless nature of mares, most of them look the same in their 50s as they do in their 20s, still appearing youthful, but unlike young mares they're experienced, they know what buttons they should press to make a male theirs, and they know how to fuck a younger male and make him addicted to her. Also bigger "features", being developed due to having foals already.
MILFs definitely know how to attract and seduce a human for themselves. But be wary, they can ruin you, especially if you don't take charge.

When the only human in town is a loser so you gotta dress as his nerd shit to get that BHC

>>42468599
Damn you're really stupid, putting a man in it's place is the core of rgrt, for betas like you the housewife reversi rapes is just a variation of domestic abuse.

>>42470784
Nobody, and quite literally I mean absolutely nobody in this thread was talking about rgre and housewifes until you showed up and started having a meltdown
Reverse rape =/= rgre you buffoon.

>>42470796
>Prompt by first beta is about how the mare is going to do domestic violence
>Retarded second beta doesn't understand what domestic violence implies

>>42470805
We get it dude you have a househusband fetish you don't have to deny it anymore

>>42460044 (OP)
>newfag reaction to not knowing about super wish fulfillment rgr general

>>42470820
>Beta no u cope

>>42470837
Hey man, you're the one that keeps bringing it up.
It's like the only thing you ever talk about.

>>42470849
It's called dumbing it down for lower lifeforms like you.

>>42470837
Appears to be more than eight, closer to 9

>Anything pro-human/anon
>[incoming and totally organic shitstorm]
Of course this was going to happen.
Why wouldn't it.

>>42470874
>>42470822

Alright, well thanks for letting me know it's one of those.

Waste of trips, consider suicide

>>42460044 (OP)
AWOWOOOOOOOGA

>>42471104
not even a good whore OC like Venus spring

>>42470784
>rgrt
>reversi
Why is this? Are you using American 4chan through google translate?

>>42470805 here
I want to be a mare's subby hubby househusband

>>42467321
/nmp/?

>>42471846
A general centered around men & mares, it really upsets newfags, redditors, and trannies.

>>42471855
that? I tjought is was the neet misfit pony general

>>42471858
It's ok, i'm sure you think a lot of things that aren't so. Just ask questions.

>>42470053
the actual fuck is wrong with the face. don't get me wrong, I'm a staunch advocate for fluff especially chest fluff, but that looks retarded

I want mares to sniff my crotch.

>>42472831
I don't think they want to smell a shitstick.

>>42471116
>Projecting
Everything I say is objectively correct, bitch.

>>42473279
>Shartynigger

>>42473306
>Retardnigger grasping at straws

>>42473279
I think that Anon was just confused why you keep calling rgre rgrt. Is it some kinda insult? Reversed Gender Roles...Tequestria?

>>42473311
Understood it will now be called rghrt, it's much more accurate

>>42473373
You should take it even further, call it HRTGHRTHRT

>>42473279
You know an anon is absolutely seething when he searches for image hashes in archives

>>42473501
>more beta cope
I knew it as soon as I saw it. It's called having a radar, you wouldn't get it since all you think about is jerking that microdick like a good hooman sub.

>retarded nigger janny deleting censored clop
Here, have an actual reason to do your job you unpaid faggot

>>42473516
you're overdosing on angry pills

>>42473516
Random question: How many individual anons do you think were interacting with you?

>>42473525
Irrelevant, all npcs are the same.
>I want janny to do what I want and I will stamp my feet when he doesn't
You see? pure beta

>>42473561
oh nonononononono

>>42473561
Yeah, figures

>>42473518
Don’t worry anon let me help
>still blocked the original hash of my censored image

>>42473561
>Butthurt
No I'm not a tamerscatfag, keep trying beta.

>>42473590
well they're both clearly the same image so it has to be you

>>42473587
>still blocked the original hash of my censored image
kek jannies will go out of their way to do that but won't do anything about the schizos shitting the place up

>>42473594
I'm sure that made sense to your underdeveloped frontal lobe, and you definitely weren't an assblasted hypocrite when you went looking.

The funniest part is when you called it 'clop' in 2025.

>>42473611
>n-no u
SAD!
I'm not even the one who went into the archives

>>42473645
So you're part of the Internet Beta Defense Force?

>>42473661
Why would I defend you? You're retarded.

>>42473611
He just did the same thing you did?

>>42473689
>n-no u
hypocritical again, you really did go looking kek
and it's not even the same hash, so you are extra butthurt that you hid this from your beta buddies.
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/image/1rFoSMmkSIsUTWT-xrdmHg/

>>42473736
You are a seething retard though. It's not a "no u", I'm just calling you what you are.
And I didn't look at the archives, Mr. Tamersfag. You're just mad you got caught liking poopoo animated james style.

>>42473748
>Double down whenever you get proven you're retarded.

>>42473878
>Sage whenever you get found out.

>>42473881
>Sage whenever you get fou-

I love this board.

>>42473900
>>42473878

>>42473936
4chan does this automatically when you download images normally, not to defend that faggot, but it might not be him who posted that image first time. He could've saved it from that post though.

>>42473936
Go on, tell the class why you cropped the hash out for upvotes.

>>42473561
why am i not surprised

>>42473501
I like to do that sometimes when I 'm bored. I pick a random post with a unix time filename and try to follow the file's history on the archive.
For example this file >>42473936
has been first time posted in that thread https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/39087813/#39091185
And these Anons (or maybe one Anon? Who knows?) got it from there and didn't bother renaming the file. https://desuarchive.org/mlp/search/filename/1664091379309.gif/image/UztVhlPagW8F_Jbn6IQIJw/

>>42473989
>>42473878

>>42473561
>>42473590
Owned. You can give up now, you lost.

Why are retards arguing in my fetish thread?

I've yet to find a mare who doesn't look like she fucks human men.

>>42472963
Hey, thanks for the (You), thread's resident seething cuck fetishist! Here's one for you.

>>42463752
I choose to believe that gif isn't looping, it's one continuous shot. He's going to keep trying the same thing over and over until it wears her down.

>>42461482
>>42462543
Marejaks ar realz???? ZOMG
kvpah

>>42473561
>>42473279
Total omega male and tamersfag defeat kek

Every mare wants a human to make her a mother.

>"Three bits for the tomatoes. Just for you, monkey. You have to pay more."
>"Unless... you would do me a favor~"

>>42475074
humans can give a mare triplets and more

>>42463002
holy filename haha

>>42475074
Disgusting image

>>42475806
>t. gryphon

When you get to equestriayour state horse will have the most aggressive human fetish are you happy with your result?

>>42477075
Why the fuck is Texas not a My Little Pony?

>>42477083
I dunno I didn't make it

>>42475714
On second thought, I don't even want tomatoes anyway.

>>42477075
>Cloudy Quartz

>>42477083
Cause Texas is full of faggots

>>42460044 (OP)
>Maryland
>Luna
What aggressive human fetish does she have?

>>42477075
Yes.

>>42477075
Why is NM Moondancer? We're not all neets, I swear!

>>42477075
>Poochie is Wash. state
So fitting, she's a nutso commie just like they are.

Crazy how Lyra can make a whole thread talking to herself

There is Nothing More Pure.

>>42479619
Than the love between man and a mare.

>>42464722
OH NO NO NOO.

>>42480029
>Cleaning up a post just like you clean up the horsecum
keklmao

>>42480039
>HORTH PUTHY

>>42480039
>filename
Uhh... ESL-kun?

Behave yourselves.

>>42480042
>Thorry notth for monkeymicros
oof, lisp bros not like this...

Try this in an eqg thread

>>42479999
checked

>>42480068
Do you ever stop thinking about EQG threads or do they live rent free?

>42480077
Awfully defensive for no reason

>>42480084
>Bla blla bla muh conspirocie
lol

>>42464705

Have a few lines from a dead green I never finished.

>The air is heavy with the musky scent of feminine arousal.
>There is a really, really, REALLY attractive anthropomorphic unicorn beckoning you towards her spread pussy.
>Which appears to have been smeared with peanut butter.
>Oh, God. You're in anthro-horse Canada!
>And you're the dog!

>>42477075

>Pear Butter

No, I don't want to cuck Bright Mac!

Anyone in New Mexico want to swap mares?

>>42480206
>anthrax
If you tried writing about ponies instead maybe you wouldn't abandon it.

@post ending with 091
Yup, it's a barbiecuck.

>>42480310
Some ponies for you, mi'lord https://twibooru.org/3274801

>>42480322
Great, here's some ponies from me to you, king.
https://u.pone.rs/mhablbne.gif

>>42480341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fMLqV8RGI0

>>42477075
Coloradoans are extremy lucky to have Cloudy being the biggest humanfucker in town. She's very pretty and underrated.

Humans should know clothes are reserved for special occasions so get baked whore

>>42480887
Damn I meant naked

>>42477075
>Virginia
>not Night Star
>Delaware
>Leslie Fair, even though NH is more Libertarian (Maud as Granite Stater is still accurate)

>>42480887
>get baked whore
Far out dude

>>42480887
Baked and cakepilled

>>42480887
>wear clothes as human in Equestria
>get turned into pastries as a punishment
Can I at least get a farewell mareplapping before that?

>>42481615
Brownnose Pup fuck off

>>42481621
I'm GlimmyGOD, actually. Don't lump me in with losers, thank you.

>>42479999
Check 'em.

>>42481630
Post more glimmerfren

>>42481681
I will! I'll even play along.

>Mauds reaction to human men
As you can see, she is very aroused.

>>42481705
Too predictable.

>>42462093
here, I meant to post this, the original image was intended for when she sees Big Mac's 20 inch stallion cock

>>42481852
You've got a lot more Anons to impersonate, troon. Get to work.

>>42481852
You didn't post Sugar Belle?

>>42481852 here
Forgot to mention that I'm a shitskinned barbiecuckold.

>>42481888
Checked.

>>42481722
No shit? It's Maud she has one facial expression, tops.

Stallioncels, not even once. No wonder mares lust for humans so much.

>>42482010
>I-I'll just take sloppy seconds
HiEcels, not even once.

>>42482010
This is why he went gay. This is why they all go gay.

>>42482015
>stallioncel coping he can't compete with HMD after mares dumped him for being a three seconds quickshot

>"Hi there. See somepony you like?"
>"Oh, you're absolutely captivated by me, hooman."
>"Not like I can blame you. I am a cute fluffy pegasus with pretty wings and a fuzzy tail. Of course you would CRAVE a female like me."
>"Besides I understand such attraction very well because I feel similarly around cute bald monkeys."
>"You know, salty skin and those hands..."
>"So how do you feel about flying? I'm sure it would be the first time for you to be so far away from ground if I took you right now."
>"Are you afraid? Is our cute little hooman afraid?~"
>*takes (You) up, holding (You) with her hooves*
>"Oh, wouldn't it be awful if I just took you to home way way way up there in the clouds and showed you to my sister."
>"She has a crush on you, you know. Wouldn't be surprised if many mares do."
>"There, no need to be afraid. Why should I just drop my toy to the ground?"
>"My bed is not a cloud, and we will take care of that so you would walk around in our home too."
>"There, cling to me. You would need to cling to me and my sis a lot because it's much colder up there."
>"You will need our warmth like nopony else, bald boy."

>>42482010
>"Ugh. It's just a little rape, mare. Your snowpity will be fine in a few decades"
HIEcels, our response?

>>42482387 here
forgot to mention that I love it when humans bang mares and leave us stallioncels to ourselves

>>42482394
>Cuckold fetish
HiEcels...

>>42482402
this stallioncel loves watching mares fuck human men

>>42482422
>Maybe if I double down on my cvckold fetish mares will want me
Do micropeens really?

>it's okay when I constantly bring cuckshit lingo like sloppy seconds into my posts to own le hiecels
Barbietranny...

>>42482438 here
forgot to menton that this is Minuette laughing at my quickshotness
we stallioncels cum in three seconds, no way we could ever compete with the monkeys

>Micropeeners are so insecure they don't even know what words mean.
So cyoot.

>>42482461
this stallioncel loves watching mares fuck human men

>>42482461 here
Forgot to mention that I fantasize about becoming a slutty EqGirl a lot
Also I'm brown

>>42482483
this stallioncel loves watching mares fuck human men

>>42482483 here
Forgot to mention that I'm a brown shitskin from India who enjoys EqG

>Every post gets 2 mad monkey cope posts
holy kek

>>42482494
this stallioncel loves watching mares fuck human men

>Sunset Shimmer
He isn't even hiding that he's a barbiejeet.

>You can't post reaction images I dont like!!! REEEE
>He is a mad autistic loser and will never get any horsepussy.
jej

Wonder why you don't do that in EqG threads. Almost like you're a barbieshitskin yourself.
>inb4 STOP NOTICING NAO

>>42482514
this stallioncel loves watching mares fuck human men

>>42482530
>Ablooabloo
Loser low T, victimhood complex.

>>42482546
this stallioncel loves watching mares fuck human men

>>42482552
Listen nonny, the mare worked out a deal for you. Since you love cuckold shit so much you can be the one in the chair.

>>42482368
Unf

>A human man?? A human???
>I love hugging human men! Can I hug you??

>>42482661
Oh boy. This one is gonna cause a tizzy.

>>42482668
You could say that about anything that gets posted on this board

>>42482671
Not all have history.

>>42482661
She looks like she hugs human men.

Applejack was built for a large human phallus

>>42482661
Sky Stinger lost. Human men won.

>>42482368
A complete butcher of the human language. ooc with 99% of it being stilted and shit dialogue. Thanks for the eternal reminder that anyone brown can't green!

>>42483367
Aryanne looks like she fucks human men.

>>42483382
This.

>>42483395
She betrays stallions for human men.

>>42483396
>STRIPED... but with a different wrapper!

>>42483406
They like that over on mlpol anyhow kek.

>>42483410
Their administration does at the very least. Poor fuckers.

>>42483414
The politically obsessed always show themselves to be the biggest supporters of their claimed opposition in due time.

>mlpol out of nowhere
>smug and proud about striped
>similar shitposting styles
I'm nooticing

>>42483433
>mlpol continues to prove themselves to be hypocritical crybabies

>>42483437
Your offboard operation got exposed sister. Couldn't help yourself kek

>>42483445
?

>>42483446
He's projecting about his little raid that got squashed a few hours ago.

>>42483448
Figures. More stallioncel cope.

>>42483446
Feigning innocence won't undo the rope.

i think he meant offboard as in mlpol

Anal sex with this mare

>>42483506
>Not vaginal for the sole purpose of making human-alicorn moonbabies
FAGGOT!

>>42483506
Why won't you give her foals?

>>42483509
>>42483512
Asshole is more fun than pussy. My dick can always make more sperm later.

>>42483522
Pommel-pilled.

>>42483597
>le analmayme
Brown-pilled.

>>42483604
Quit crying over every little thing, it makes you look effeminate.

>>42483604
>anal
>brown-pilled

>>42483609
>t. scatlover

>>42483631
I'm not wearing a Glimmer flag.

>>42483635
That's a brapfag, you got your boardmemes mixed up. Scatfag

>>42483642
He's on record for being a shit lover, and he frequently posts scat porn, newfag.

>>42483648
I have never once posted scat porn.

>>42483664
>didn't deny the shitlover accusation

>>42483667
I'm not lying, Anakin. I have never posted scat porn.

>>42483670
Yeah, there's no point in denying it. I've gone on record multiple times stating to want to lick Glimmy's ponut clean. But marefart is my main thing.

>>42483670
>Deflection from his own shitlover accusation

I posted about anal sex with Moonwhorse. I hate farts and scat (and Glinmerflaggot) but if you would willingly pass up an opportunity to have your cock drained by Luna's tight warm ponut then I regret to inform you that you are gay.

>>42483699
Ponuts are made for fucking. And sniffing. And licking. And making out with.

>>42483699
>t. scatloving janny

>>42483699
Me not being willing to cheat on my waifu with worst princess doesn't make me gay, it makes me based.

>>42483367
Thanks for reading my "green" (I wouldn't call it such, it's just dialogue from a mare). I don't get how it is OOC though, literally everybody in the fandom thinks she's a mischevious tomboy. But since you liked it, here's some more from me to you, my biggest fan.
>"Oh, stallioncel... it's you."
>"Sorry not sorry, you're nopony in my life and you have exactly zero leverage on what an adult mare like me should do."
>"I know you're obsessed with the so-called "monkeypeens", but I doubt he would prefer you to a mare."
>"See how he clings to me? He loves mares, and that feeling is mutual."
>"Oh puh-lease, shut your mouth and stop talking about how everypony is obliged to keep your opinion in mind because you're an "alpha horschad who mogs monkeypeens with many mares lusting after him" when you had exactly zero marefriends in your entire life."
>"I've never even saw you together with a mare in a radius of five meters within you. I'd like to keep the same distance as well because I can feel your gay energy."
>"And this hooman? Belongs to me and Flitter. You're late."
>"I'm taking him home, and don't you dare to peek like a pervert. We'd rather keep it intimate."
>"Ohhh bald boy, we're going to do so many fun and naughty things with you."

I like how the janny came to the thread only after the stallioncel was accused of being a brown barbietranny (he is, just like the janny himself).

>>42462966
what isn’t wrong with her

>>42479586
>fluttershy had tried mountain dew

>>42484007
I want mares on my face. I want them to fuck my tongue. I want them to sit and wiggle.

>>42477075
>just dox yourself bro

>>42477083
Because it's fucking based? I'm mooooooving.

>>42484170
>posting your state is doxing yourself
Actual retard

>>42471882
Plot twist, the girls are pretending to be straight.

Which mare is the best at sucking human cock? Asking for a friend.

>>42484192
Pinkie Pie.

>>42484192
>asking for a friend
Ponies totally post on this board and then giggle at the ridiculous answers they get.

>>42484091
>"Look at him sis, look at how hard he is. He really likes when mares are the ones wearing clothes."
>"Keep yourself from drooling, handsome. The hole you want doesn't require your monkey cock getting covered in something sticky beforehoof."
>"You can be the first to have his cock, Flits. You've waited for it a lot, didn't you?"
>"I sure did, Cloud! You're the best for bringing him in."
>"Go for it. Go and claim your prize."
>*Cloud Chaser pins you to the mattress while Flitter inserts you inside of herself*
>"That's a good boy. Does my sister's warm pony pussy feel good?"
>"I'm gonna take care of your face while at it, cutie."
>"Ahhh yeeees, mmmm, that monkey tongue feels so good in my pussy~"
>*Cloud Chaser wiggles her plot on your face, smearing it with her marecum*
>"I-it's like every *ohhh!* s-single part of his body is *ahhh!* b-built f-for mare pleasure. Ohhh yes, that hooman cock is simply perfect!~"
>*Flitter rides you harder*
>"Hnngh, s-sis, I'm n-next to have his cock a-after you're *ohhh!* done with him~"

>>42460044 (OP)
>Filly reaction to human men

>>42484271
Mares in socks is incredibly lewd.

>>42477075
>Maryland
It was nice knowing you, hips

>>42484174
It literally is no-OPSEC retard

>>42484271
>herdshitter
back to rgre tranny

>>42484920
>herd
>rgre
Huh?

>>42484884
>This paranoid
lmao I bet your're not even posting behind seven proxies right now

>>42485084
>your're

>>42485016
Lurk more, or go back to >>>/trash/

You read it.

>>42484276
Those pats will lead to plaps

>>42485829
aww

>>42485084
But I do.

>>42486600
>PEE
>PEE text

>>42486994
Anon that extension is used to embed child porn in the images on this site it's not funny.

>>42487014
>How to make it obvious you're a techlet

>"Why hello there, cutie!"
>"Hehehe! You look even cuter with a face like that!"
>"Awww, don't be shy. Pegasi are peaceful creatures, we don't bite first."
>"So, want to fly with me? I don't see any of your hooman thingies that you guys use to fly."
>"You never had one? Well, you can just hug me and I'll take you to the skies if you want."
>"There, give me a hug. That's a sweet boy~"
>"I'm much better than those metal thingies, aren't I? I'm a cute fluffy pony who smells good and has a fuzzy tail to tease you with."
>"So, where do you want to go with me? A meadow, a cave? Maybe my house? It's in the clouds you know. I'll have to keep an eye on you there."
>*you cling to her and kiss her on the cheek*
>"...so my house it is then."
>"See how high I'm taking you? Also it's getting cooler too. There honey, cling to me. You'll need my warmth... and more."
>*she brings you to the bed in her home and begins to take your clothes off*
>"Wanna bang?~"
>"I already see that you want to."
>"You want to be my plaything? Such a horny little hooman, offering himself to a mare like this~"
>"Put your head into my chest, stud. Sniff it nice and deep."
>"I wonder if I could get pregnant from you."

>>42460044 (OP)
cherilee always goes 'awooga'

Mare is expecting you to rub her belly.

>>42489014
sunibee

>>42489667
scary and hot

>>42490261
Ah, you're back.

>>42464705
>>42482368
>>42484007
>>42484271
>>42487572
Yesterday a stallion called me ugly and said I would never have a marefriend.

>>42490239
Creepy shit

>>42487747
When she sees human men, yes.

>"You were standing behind us for way too long."
>"What's that? Is our cute monkey captivated by mares in skirts?~"
>"Well, you could have just asked for that."
>"Those skirts empathasize our pony plots so well. They make us get hoomans in our hooves."
>"Don't be so shy, cutie. Didn't you just wanted that? To touch our flanks in those skirts?"
>"There. See how perfect we are? Do you like the feel of our soft coats?"
>"Mmmm yesss~ lick our pussies, lick them nice and good."
>"If you do a good job, we'll bounce on you."

>>42490849
I want the orange one to suck my cock

Is this just all the good parts of rgre

>>42490979
Yes.

>>42490979
Maybe.

>>42490849
>Didn't you just wanted that?
You're brown.

>>42491848
Of course, but you forgot to bump the thread so you're a nigger.

>>42491863
Cry browno.

>>42491878
this stallioncel loves watching mares fuck human men

>>42491888
>Back to brownocopo
kek

>>42491893
this stallioncel loves watching mares fuck human men

>>42491898
see >>42491893

>>42491901
see >>42491898

>>42491919
>Copying your master, like a buckbroken slave

https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42322551/#42322558
>they're spread in the furry community too
>furry community
>FURRY COMMUNITY
So is the eternally assblasted bitch obsessed with shitskins a furfag?

>>42491938
>Desperate digging for random cope to cover up his skin color
Buckbroken by a word. KEK

At least you don't deny that you're a furfaggot.
Btw, the MLP fandom will never be furry, but you always will be a diapershitter in a pozzed fursuit.

>>42491863
>the way she's spreading
If it's brown to want to fuck a mare then call me a gorilla nigger. Personally, i think that's gay well poisoning, a way to shame attraction toward the only things worth attraction. Attraction toward mares just indicates you have testosterone. Not melanin.

>>42491938
UH OH STINKY

>>42491981
>You didn't deny so you are it
Brown brain logic

Wanting to fuck mares is the whitest thing you can do. Just because browns are all finally showing up to copy what we started doesn't mean wanting to fuck mares is wrong. Or brown. It just means brown people are invading white spaces again.

>browns invasion of furries
Ok that's kek as all get up.

>>42491938
>>42491981
I don't understand why /mlp/ is trying so hard to distance itself from the furry community. How could you care so much about something so irrelevant? Someone please explain.

>>42491982
The furry is just seething nobody banged him at MF so he lashes out at random horsefuckers with the new hip&cool "argument" "sex bad, having a healthy sex drive means you're brown".
>>42492014
>why don't you want to be grouped together with subhumans
It's a real mystery.

>>42492014
Because they try to say MLP = furry.

Which is 100 percent false. MLP has attracted furries. That is no doubt true. But before they noticed us, we had an entire culture of loving a specific generation of a specific show.

Furries try to infiltrate and change us. They are Jews. Try to make everyone like them. We aren't like them. We had an entire fandom full of art, music, and fics entirely separate from anything they are about. And they've gotten a foothold and now are slowly rotting our culture.

>>42492019
>>42492023
To be fair, there is a lot of overlap. We are also subhumans that fap to cartoon animals. People in the Pony community are just as weird and austistic as furries.

>>42492023
Hasn't anyone noticed the number of people who found pony from e621 and the like? They were fapping to sparkle dogs and saw some hyper anthro shit and suddenly they are "on of us".

Bull fucking shit.

You found pony being a degenerate on a furry porn site, and haven't even WTS.
I found pony from 4chan. I fell in love with a world, a fandom, and laughed and cried along the journey of loving these ponies.

We are not the same.

>>42492019
>Thinks people wan't to get pozzed like him.
brown

>>42492035
>people jack off therefore we are one
I kneel.

>>42492039
You are already pozzed, furry.

>>42492039
>you can get pozzed from a mare
Is that what you're implying. No. Mares are clean.

>>42492042
Fresh no u cope. The fact you bring up assfucking men speaks volumes about your browness

>>42492036
>fell in love with a world, a fandom, and laughed and cried along the journey of loving these ponies.
Those who weren't there will never get it.

>malds every time people say they want to fuck an attractive female
Yup, the furry is gay. But furries are ALL gay.

>>42492056
>female pony
You did mean that, right?

>>42492044
There were no STDs in Equestria. But then there were humans that were transformed into ponies. If a mare fucks a stallion who is a transformed human, she becomes a human woman.

>>42492023
Furries were part of /co/ from the beginning

>>42492058
Yeah. But (((curiously))) I've never saw him seething at stallionfags...

>>42492068
We've gone through this many times. I'm not even sure it's slightly gay to fuck a stallion. Someone post the chart.

>>42492063
>he thinks anons who want to go as ponies don't want to tf and tg
Anon, there won't be any stallions. All the ptfgs are literal troons that want to "be the mare"

>>42492023
>But before they noticed us, we had an entire culture of loving a specific generation of a specific show
And when they did, they immideatelly hopped onto hate train alongside normalfags. A lot of early pony hate arts were done by furniggers, the total amount dwarfs anything 40Gays ever produced against us to this day.
Funny how these yiffing subhumans now come here with their altered "u wuz one of uz n shiet" history.

>>42492094
>there will be mares that were formerly anons
G-guys, I don't want to accidentally fuck any of you and catch your STDs. You will tell me what you were, right?
>no ill keep it a secret
Thought so. Just like a catfish troon.

>>42492023
There are more than one kind of jew, even in Israel. /mlp/ is the self-hating jews who don't get along with the other jews.

>>42492108
>yer a jew just like us
Very very revealing of the furry mindset. Now fuck off before i gas a con

>>42492115
Not an argument.

>post No.42492167 sages the thread just like the shitskin-obsessed totally-not-furfag does every time he posts
Try to make it at least subtle, you diapershitting cuckold. Especially if you're going to deny your furfaggotry later on anyway.

What would all the other ponies' preferences be?

>>42492035
I view the ponies as aliens. The only real sort of overlap is when artists draw ponies with tufts.

>>42477075
Of course I get the one that is a stoner and probably believes in horoscopes.

>>42493165
Who? Tree Hugger? By all rights, Maud should be the pony for California on account of it's impressive and richly complex geology and geological history.

>>42492783
She protecc...but also atacc.

>"I made it rain outside for tonight. Just my duty as a weatherpony."
>"Wanna cuddle? I'll keep you nice and warm, bald boy."
>"Those wings feel nice, don't they?"

>>42494681
unf Merry plap

>>42494957
Merry? Foals I'd have with many.

>>42492783
APPLETINI, NO!

>>42492035
>The flight plan I've enlisted with the agency, lists Mii Mai-Mares, and Dr. Pony over there, but only one of you!

>>42490979
>rgre
>good

Bump.

Mares and men, a match made in heaven~

YJK

>>42500299
She looks like she fucks and feeds human men.

>>42500299
YOU BLODDY BENCHOD

>>42500745
Foalmaking sex with Solly.

>>42501204
No man wants this one.

>>42501221
I know of one man who does. Almost obsessively.

>>42501226
Insufferably, I'm willing to bet.

>>42501236
Maybe.

>>42501236
You say insufferable, yet you continue to suffer

>>42501740
Just spam your gigachad and have the other couple idiots wank you off about how based you are.

>>42501782
Anon on /mlp/ driven insane by man who loves mare
Bizarro...

>>42501857
>Anon cured her lesbianism
Uhhh, based???

>>42501782
>>42501236
Still in amazement at how one turboautist completely buckbroke nmp and rgre and traumatized some anons of fallout equestria mares

>>42502007
Very based.