>>42522017
>"Oh, Spike, you're back. I finished sorting the bookshelves. No thanks to you."
>"Yeah, yeah, I'm sure she DID thank you. Don't know why ... anyway, you'd better be ready to help me move these volumes to the reference section tomorrow."
>"*Somepony* thought it was a good idea to stick the entire Encyclopedia Celestia in between "Shortstack's Guide to 7-Layer Wedding Cakes" and "Sugar Swirl's Sweet Souffles."
>"No, I don't see what's so funny about there being 14 volumes on the Princess's culinary history, and I bet they COULD all fit on-"
>"Oh, hardy har. Whatever, just get some rest so we can work tomorrow."
>"You're going out with her again?"
>"Gee, Casanova, leave some for the rest of us."
>"Spike, you know I have work to do here in the library. Real work! It's not like I can get around like-"
>"She said WHAT about me?"
>"Y-you know better than to tell jokes like that, Spike. Now get up to bed already."
>"Just go!"
>door creaks
>"Sigh"