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Thanks for reading my "green" (I wouldn't call it such, it's just dialogue from a mare). I don't get how it is OOC though, literally everybody in the fandom thinks she's a mischevious tomboy. But since you liked it, here's some more from me to you, my biggest fan.
>"Oh, stallioncel... it's you."
>"Sorry not sorry, you're nopony in my life and you have exactly zero leverage on what an adult mare like me should do."
>"I know you're obsessed with the so-called "monkeypeens", but I doubt he would prefer you to a mare."
>"See how he clings to me? He loves mares, and that feeling is mutual."
>"Oh puh-lease, shut your mouth and stop talking about how everypony is obliged to keep your opinion in mind because you're an "alpha horschad who mogs monkeypeens with many mares lusting after him" when you had exactly zero marefriends in your entire life."
>"I've never even saw you together with a mare in a radius of five meters within you. I'd like to keep the same distance as well because I can feel your gay energy."
>"And this hooman? Belongs to me and Flitter. You're late."
>"I'm taking him home, and don't you dare to peek like a pervert. We'd rather keep it intimate."
>"Ohhh bald boy, we're going to do so many fun and naughty things with you."