>"Hi there. See somepony you like?"
>"Oh, you're absolutely captivated by me, hooman."
>"Not like I can blame you. I am a cute fluffy pegasus with pretty wings and a fuzzy tail. Of course you would CRAVE a female like me."
>"Besides I understand such attraction very well because I feel similarly around cute bald monkeys."
>"You know, salty skin and those hands..."
>"So how do you feel about flying? I'm sure it would be the first time for you to be so far away from ground if I took you right now."
>"Are you afraid? Is our cute little hooman afraid?~"
>*takes (You) up, holding (You) with her hooves*
>"Oh, wouldn't it be awful if I just took you to home way way way up there in the clouds and showed you to my sister."
>"She has a crush on you, you know. Wouldn't be surprised if many mares do."
>"There, no need to be afraid. Why should I just drop my toy to the ground?"
>"My bed is not a cloud, and we will take care of that so you would walk around in our home too."
>"There, cling to me. You would need to cling to me and my sis a lot because it's much colder up there."
>"You will need our warmth like nopony else, bald boy."