Thread 42484428

Post mares who fuck human men

twilights 3 inch marecock schould go into me, a human male, and she should jerk my penis off with her magic

Quality stuff.

>>42484428 (OP)
There are no human men in Equestria. Every human who enters Equestria becomes a cute little pony.

FEMANONS do you like man on mare or do you prefer stallion on woman

>>42484468
Fuck off simp this is a mare thread

>>42484468
I'm a maleanon and I prefer stallion on mare

>>42484428 (OP)
>a twilight slide thread died for this
Another rewatch tranny meme you fucks can't even make anything new you just put some shitty ass meme like snowpity no wonder this fandom is dying you just sit on your asses waiting for some saviour to save you if it wasn't for tamers12345 we would have a pph of less than 1 fucking faggots

>tamersfags think actually watching the show is a bad thing
I can't say I'm surprised

Even the baits are shit

>>42484544
>rewatch can't make anything new
>but also every new meme that gets spammed is somehow by them

>twiflaggot is a /ptfg/tranny
unsurprised

Image dump thread? Image dump thread.

Derpy was already posted so here's her hotter unicorn sister.

>>42484603
Nigga in what world is Amethyst Derpy's sister

>>42484567
Spamming unfunny bullshit is not novelty.

>>42484608
old fanon

No human men will remain unfucked when she's around

Linka

>>42484544
Rewatchschizo, why are you always obsessed with pph? You brought it up every other post when you were melting down during the hack. Planning to advertise? Trying to become horsefamous?

Sassaflash was never the same after being disappointed with Caramel.

Berry? Carrot? Daisy? Bonnie?
All do.

Even the kirin loves human men.

>go to the town full of mares who fuck human men
>prostate gets pulverized by marecocks
Worst mistake of my life!!!

>>42484428 (OP)
she fucks apples actually (typical pear thing)

Futatranny-sama, I've already posted Sunny Rays.

>>42484778
He got banned so he's trying a new gimmick.

>>42484603
She's not her sister, she's her oldest kid
Derpy doesn't just has sex. Derpy FUCKS

>>42484743
I thought she was having with sisi, not the human men

>>42484806
According to nucanon (S6) Derpy and Rarity are around the same age. Rarity is about the same age as Twilight (probably older by 2-3 years), Amethyst's classmate from the gifted unicorn school.
>>42484854
It's not like fucking fellow mares is mutually exclusive with fucking human men.

Summer Breeze loves human men, and so does Ambrosia.

>>42484741
HUGS?!?!?!

>>42484896
She looks like she hugs human men.

She counts

>>42484431
>>42484462
>>42484540
Roundhouse kick Twiflaggots into concrete

>>42484544
Janny why are you such a hypocritical red assed baboon?

Stute

Even the main characters lust for humans.

>>42484567
>Every image is a repost of what's been spammed in the past week.
Way to beat the accusations, sisters!

>>42484462
TRVKE

>>42484869
Amethyst didn't go to CSGU though, she was the prior prime town organizer before Twilight came along for Winter Wrap Up and most other things as seen in episode 100. Even then, despite the attempt to use nu-season, the point was from old fanon and the original stuff

Lots of melanin in this thread

>>42484978
Fuck Twilight by the way
>image name

>>42484978
I remember seeing her as a background filly in the Amending Fences flashback. Also she's with Minuette&co in the S1 opener.

>>42484428 (OP)
that would mean i'll have to post every mare in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

Run.

Always found it weird that Lyra wasn't in Amending Fences
Then again Twily probably chats with her in between episodes

>>42484997
>isn't this what you wanted Anon? We're real now

>>42484997
It must be so horrible to have to wear that suit. Genuinely dehumanizing, like corporate cattle for entertainment of children with the only purpose being to get them addicted to your product. Almost dystopian.

>>42484987
Minuette and co is Twinkleshine, Lemon hearts, Moondancer and Lyra

>>42484998
She did move to Ponyville with her "best friend" afterall

>>42484987
>Only screenshot with Amethyst there is >S9

>>42484944
EINE STUTE?! IST DAS EINE STUTE??!

all mares fuck human men if you >rape them hard enough

>>42484462
No I want to be me..i want to have hands and use them to feel and hold ponies.

>>42484544
This shit didn't come from rewatchers, unless you count them as offboarders. Because it's an offboard meme pushed hard by furfags on the worst boards with furry infestations

>>42484428 (OP)
>No one posts the one mare who matters...

tf sissies seething and lashing out right now

>>42485124
Well I've been posting show characters only. Sue me.

>>42484953
More like Trvvvn. Everyone who can't imagine going to a place without losing their body is suffering dysmorphia.

>>42485124
UN-Damaged goods

>>42484428 (OP)
So, like all of them?

>>42485151
>He doesn't know

>>42484747
>no Lyra
>all the mares fuck human men except her
How ironic.

>42484981
Yeah, i never thought someone could be so brown until i saw (You)r post

>>42485135
>Thread is 1 person dumping

>>42485167
Zigga Lyra is the first mare posted ITT.
Also the FAGGOT vector artist who did the vectors for the bg ponies from the friendshit school didn't post a solo vector of picrel with her playfully sticking her tongue out. What a shame.

>>42485187
Have you tried requesting it, if he loves bg ponies so much I'm sure he'd do it for free

>>42485220
>Jetstream
Show her a good time

Imagine all the positions she could fuck you in.

>>42485299
>predator cutie mark

>>42485169
Seethe on my colored compadre

>>42484428 (OP)
All the mares mentioned in this song
https://u.pone.rs/txymbakb.mp3

>>42485115
Not going to happen, you will be a cute stallion

>twilight slideschizo completely disappears
>an obnoxious twiflaggot coincidentally shows up and shitposts about futa and tf
HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>>42485846
I'm not the futafaggot though, Twily has a pussy

>>42484450
yeah she does alright

>>42484450
>What you see when she jumps and mounts you in the middle of Ponyville, waffling about random mare bullshit while fucking you

>>42486593
>So how does that bistro down by Cant- aaand you're doing another one.

>>42485890
/ptfg/slop is still tranny shit

>>42487007
>>42487612
Those are woodpeople.

>>42487619
A woodpony is fine too.

>>42487619
They're made of wood and they want you to get wood, what's the problem?

>>42487619
I get wood for wood.

Unless there are splinters.

Post more mares.

>>42487612
holy shit psychoshy real

Amyor Amre is already dressed up for some humanfucking.

>>42484879
Unf. I want Spitfire and Fleetfoot to fuck me in supersets.

>>42485151
I could have saved her

>>42489221
glanced at this and thought it said spacesuits

Y'all think mares post "jokes" about humans fucking mares on this site so that when they go to Equestria they're already primed and ready to go from a previous life of jerking to mare pussy and ass?

>>42490602
They do it to more effectively filter out humans who can't keep their dick in their pants. When anons arrive in Equestria it's immediately obvious who's expecting an orgy and who's willing to actually be friends with ponies.

She will fuck human men and then cut them up and eat them (last part could be postponed if you give her a good enough fucking)

>>42489869
>Hey anon. We heard you're into thathethuiths

>>42484428 (OP)
>mares who fuck human men
Melanin enriched coomer meme

>>42490745
this stallioncel is suspiciously obsessed with human races despite not wanting to be a human

>>42490671
I love Misty!

>>42490803
>Mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda

>>42490671
>>42490809
This Misty will get ALL fucks and cums

>>42485124
Still waiting for porn of her getting dicked

So which mare doesn't fuck human men?

>>42491303
Yeah no.

>>42491309
Wanting happily married mares to fuck human men is morally wrong. Be a good boy and fantasize about fucking mares who are single.

>>42491309
But Bow is a bro.

Are we posting MILFs now? Because they absolutely do fuck human men.

>>42491378
>These hooves are pretty good with a 'joystick', Anonymous..

>>42491378
I don't think that mare fucks men.

>>42491419
Yeah she rapes them

It's a surprise Surprise hasn't been posted yet.

>>42491480
Well, she doesn't fuck human men. That's a boy.

>>42491485
>ywn be a mares shota
GOD
FUCKING
DAMNIT!

>>42491419
Being married keeps the mare from humanfucking, but if her husband dies or leaves her (the latter is rare among ponies, though), it's over for your hips. You WILL get fucked, and a lot. A lonely MILF mare won't keep herself from getting that HMD no matter what.

>>42491676
I refuse to believe there's death innaquestria
>headcanon
So what. My Equestria is happy without the spectre of death hanging over everything. That's one of the principle downfalls of this existence. Luckily so much else sucks about this existence I'll be happy to leave the party when death shows me the door. But In can't imagine being happy when ponies you love die. When pets die. That's not heaven. Heaven can't have death.

>>42491501
I want surprise to teach me cunnilingus.

>>42491693
>I refuse to believe there's death innaquestria

>>42484673
How does it smell back there?

>>42491892
Strawberries.

>42491869
The blackedschizo retvrned...

>>42491923
Sugarstare

>>42491881
Don't care. There's plenty not canon in the show.

>>42491909
Was gonna say like a horse butt but this is far better.

>>42491969
The Equestria in your head in is everything that Faust fought against. faggot

>>42491972
Faust had stupid ideas anyway.

>>42491972
That dumb roastie can go fight with my dick lol.

>>42491972
Faust doesn't like people idealizing her world
Typical feminist. A man tried to be happy. Can't have that.

>>42491992
Don't try to use words that you can't understand.

>>42492007

Idealizing:

regard or represent as perfect or better than in reality

Her creation isn't perfect and needs to be idealized.

Redundant title. Just say "post mares"

They all fuck human men.

>>42492123
Some people don't get it.

>>42491972
I'm not a Faust simp, why should I care?

>>42492015
Faust wanted a world that has similarities to good fantasy fiction, that's why it has more worldbuilding than the kiddie shit that came before. You are not idealizing, you are subverting.

>>42492630
Nigga lose some closely loved ones in life then come back to me and tell me death is an integral part of world building. Fuck death.

>>42492762
My dad died when I was a teenager. Having Equestria be basically heaven is to ignore what makes the setting interesting in the first place.

>>42492778
There are so many better ways to world build. Just live on earth if you like loss so much. I mean next thing il you'll say is they need war

>>42492796
In the present no but I don't think there's anything wrong with Equestria (and especially pre-Equestrian pony society) having some historical wars.

>>42492800
Oh. You are one of those.
Game of Pones fans.
I bet you loved S4 finale.

>>42492819
>What is Pre-unified Equestria

>>42492630
>FiM is le deepest lore
I hate this trope. It's so untrue.

>>42492905
The lore is insanely deep retard
How could you not grasp the philisophical nuance of chimmicherry vs cherrychanga? Are you stupid?

>death is too hardcore for /mlp/ now
>not even casualties, just naturally dying of old age is too much to ask apparently
What the fuck am I reading?

>>42492935
Equestria is heaven. Cope.

>>42492935
4chan is a hive of religious extremism and /mlp/'s religion is Equestria worship.

>>42492935
The enshittification of /mlp/ comes packaged with infantilization.

>>42492977
Because SCP and kinderquestria is new?

Why is it always the newfags projecting their newfaggottry on the board? The only enshittification is you.

Raven!

And her earth pony twin sister, Writing Desk!

>>42484443
one off

>>42494454
I love snow mares!

Blaze looks a lot like Spitfire (already posted), but I don't remember if they were ever implied to be related.

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>>42495068
brown mares

>>42495059
Why am i looking at the right side of her muzzle? Her face is derped.

>>42495266
It's a pretty flawed drawing.

>>42495753
IWSBTTUIMM

>>42495758
I Want Sweet Biscuit To (???) In My Mouth?

>>42495772
You're so close

>>42495776
Try Urinating?

>>42495789
Nope

>>42495772
Throw up. It's "I want Sweet Biscuit to throw up in my mouth".

>>42495828
That's the spice

>>42495828
That's weird

>>42496277
stinky mares need baths

Bump.

>>42496692
How original

>>42496961
Hey, listen. He makes those edits because he hates it so much, got it?

>>42485232
Give me your memes anon...

>>42497260
Sexiest neet.

>>42497273
Agreed.
inb4 he edits picrel

>>42495753
IWSBTSOMFACIMM

Schizomare meets mareschizo. What happens?

>>42497445
Apple Honey! I love her.

CBT loving mare

Mare thinking what to draw her husbando doing

>>42497342
Happens the putting pp in crazy

>>42498500
This body shape is man's true weakness

>>42498989
Such an underrated qt

>>42498989
>>42499064
No way, a Sneed pony

>>42500043
Who are they

>>42499080
Torque Wrench's Drench and Bench (formerly Kerfuffle's).

>>42500447
McColt mares.

>>42500043
They cute

I want to steal copper wire with the hillbilly mare sisters

>>42501153
>>42501231
Blue collar mare sexo

>>42499407
Why is Cloudchaser such a sex demon?

>>42501269
Strong tight pussy energy.

>>42500043
Are their names Hacksaw and Buzzsaw?

>>42501710
Hacksaw, Buzzsaw and Crosscut Mccolt from left to right

>>42502865
So, the one on the right is the butch, correct?

>>42503435
Probably.

>>42503578
I doubt she's horny enough to fuck human men

>>42503790
It was cold that night.

>>42503790
CARLOS
YOU LITTLE SHIT

>>42504596
That's an Earth Pony wide Unicorn...

>>42504294
Who is that semen demon?

>>42504667
True

And that's not even the full list of mares who fuck human men!

Lots of cute mares. Very good thread.

>>42505245
That's Lawkeeper Equity

>>42506452
Thanks, danke, spasibo, etc.

>>42495055
What episode is this gif from anyway?

>>42507029
The Last Roundup.

Bump.