Well butter my biscuits, if it ain’t you, Anon! You ain't gonna stop and give your good ol' pal Fa'ang a howdy? Oh, what’s that now? My, sugar, you’re too kind for askin’! I go by xe/xer these days—feels like it's just right for me lately, y'kow?

And just so we’re square, it’s Fa’ang now! Don'tcha forget!