>shows up to work late everyday
>shows up to crime scene late
>”theres no blood here can I go? Personal matter”
>”hey LT can I leave? I got a personal matter to attend to”
>leaves
>”hey dex where were you?”
>”i was … fishing”
>where’s dexter? Cant find him
>shows up after 72hrs
>”sorry I had a personal matter to attend to”
>”hey sarge can I leave? Got something to attend to”
how the fuck was he never fired?