>"Vance told me to read Sonic 3 Hacked Cartridge and I did, cause we like reading, and wow, it's not good. I was reading this guy who kept throwing up every other sentence and I said 'wow, that's gay.'"
>"What a gay thing to include in your story, throwing up. I asked Vance how often do people throw up playing haunted games and he said 'very rarely.' He said 'sir, very rarely have I seen someone throw up playing a haunted game.' You don't want to throw up, really hurts the stomach."
>"I kept reading it and wow, it doesn't get any better. Other people were telling me about this story beforehand. They said 'sir, we know you're very hard to impress but you'll like this ending.' That's true, it's hard to impress me. So I kept reading the story, got to the end, and it's none other than a gay monologue. You can't do that! That's wrong. Not good. Made as much sense as the radical left. It has no oomph, and you want oomph in a story, it's bad because everything before it was stupid. I told Vance 'you need to tell the author to add oomph to the story' and he said 'sir, the author was 12-years-old when he wrote the story.' Sure explains a lot, doesn't it?"