>>718861052
>t. Ganon(DORF)
This is what I don't get the most: Ganondorf has AN ENTIRE HAREM COUNTRY that every other male on the planet seethes in jealousy about but he'd rather get fucked in the ass by the Master Sword just for a slim chance to taste the Zeldussy
I mean I get it, but damn it's like a man dying of thirst watching another man drown