Thread 718857612

Bringing this back to page 1 since the mods forgot it

>>718858670
faggot

>>718857612 (OP)
is that a vidya butt?

>>718857612 (OP)
literal shitpipe

cado
vs
zelda

who wins?

What is that tumor on her arm

>>718859026
a comically wide AI boob

>>718859026
I think it's a strand of her hair

>>718857612 (OP)
chat, is dis real?

>>718857612 (OP)
>no muscles and only fat
>perfect
Faggot

Kino thread

>>718857612 (OP)
I will masturbate to this.

yes

>>718857612 (OP)
we all know she sleeps with Ganon.

>>718857612 (OP)
Brit girls look like THAT??

>>718857612 (OP)
Only black cocks can hope to penetrate that

Reminder that Link doesn't have a penis

I'm extremely sexually frustrated but I'm only 1/4th done with my degree so I can start a career and move out and I don't want to masturbate because I want to cum inside a nice women and masturbating isn't nice imo what do I do?

>>718861158
I think that you have to masturbate ay least a bit to understand how Will you manage your D during the sexo

>>718861052
>t. Ganon(DORF)
This is what I don't get the most: Ganondorf has AN ENTIRE HAREM COUNTRY that every other male on the planet seethes in jealousy about but he'd rather get fucked in the ass by the Master Sword just for a slim chance to taste the Zeldussy
I mean I get it, but damn it's like a man dying of thirst watching another man drown

>>718857612 (OP)
Why would a princess walk around her kingdom naked?

>>718861140
based.

>>718857612 (OP)
she gives off intense ntr vibes

poop comes from there ya know

>>718861158
Save up, roll the dice and cum inside a decent pro, the old fashioned way

>>718861158
You're in College / Uni little bro, if you can't meet girls there you won't be able to meet them anywhere.

>>718861697
Because she knows the effect it has on shy virgins like me.

>>718857612 (OP)
built for dogs

>>718862686
I'm 31 and taking online classes. I moved pretty frequently growing up then once it was time to go to college I developed some mental health issues and virginity runs in my family our autism protects us which honestly I think was a good thing ultimately. I think I'll be able to find a female that shares interests and values with me once I'm independent I just have to make it there. I've already been a chronic masturbator for years now I'm ready to put the work in and find my perfect soul mate.

>>718861697
who's gonna stop her?

>>718857612 (OP)
STOP SPAMMING!!! THINK OF THE MODS. ALL THE HARD WORK THEY DO

>>718860268
I love children

>>718863137
31 and not independent yet bro ? yea sure.

>>718863427
I tried to live in my car while I worked an online affiliate marketing website for phytochemicals but my parents called the police on me then I got my CDL but they took forever to call me back after training so my mom tried to get me a job where she worked but I bungled the interview because I can come off as shy sometimes so then I drank for five years. I'm doing my best! I'm doing my best!!!

>>718857612 (OP)
Thank you for your sacrifice.

>>718857612 (OP)
whoa...

>>718860632
Kino indeed

>>718861052
Mutt's law.

Okay but, what if Zelda was a horse?

>>718857612 (OP)
Whoever made this should have made a full frontal version too.

>>718863137
There's nothing wrong with going back to Uni in your 30s but 31 and you've never moved out? How did you spend your whole 20s never getting a grunt level full time job to pay your own rent?

Girls are going to notice stuff like that man and stay away

>>718860632
the princess's beautiful nipples..

>>718860268
Based

>>718864096
See >>718863748

I've tried to start various careers more times than once only for everyone and everything around me to stab me in the back. I guess I could have tried to find a gf to split rent while working full time at walmart but what kind of women is going to want to date a guy that hasn't accomplished anything yet? I also want to find my soul mate online because I don't want physicality to be a factor in our union and it seems less random than who you end up with just being decided by who's close by even though you could argue about fate and all that.