Why is this entire board so unfunny, dull and repetitive?

>>714810589
>be teen heart throb coasting off the #1 genetic lottery
>fuck your career up with drugs and surgery to look like a literal Simpsons character

>/v/ sucks
>/a/ sucks
>/co/ sucks
>/r9k/ sucks
>/b/ sucks
>4chan sucks
>reddit sucks
>alt chans are slow
>forums are dead
>discord is gay
>IRL is gay
Where does a gamer go to find a place in this world?