What's the worst game remake?

He took the call

>>714804446 (OP)
Wtf? Did he take the call or is this an edit?

>>714804446 (OP)
Nah fuck off this isn't real

>>714804446 (OP)
does Dead Rising count? They called it a "deluxe remaster" but it's pretty much a remake: done in another engine but trying to recreate the original
but their "recreation" included inferior gameplay and strange creative choices going against the original game. The physic engine also was clearly inferior.
Which makes me wonder why they even made this game as the original and the actual remaster are easily playable. They just made a worst version of the game. That didn't had any noteworthy changes beside strange ones.

doomp eet

salami lookin motherfucker

>>714804446 (OP)
>>714804994
what are they smoking in hollywood?

jammie dodger lookin ahh due

>>714804446 (OP)
i hope all those celebs that everyone lust suffer the same fate

polished beef jerky phenotype

>wake up one day and decide to surgically obtain the biggest mouth man has ever known and a permanent sticky looking shine

Oblivion

>>714804446 (OP)
Why is he so greasy? Is he intentionally going for that porn producer / user car salesman look?

>>714804446 (OP)

>>714804446 (OP)
GTA trilogy by far

>>714805949
>he doesn't moisturize
It's over for you lil bro. Even if you started today it's probably way too late.

>>714804446 (OP)
This has to be shopped

For anyone wondering he was in a car crash that fucked up his jawline which is why its wider now. He doesn't look anything like the bullshit OP is pushing but he does look more like a chad than he used to.

>>714805862
Oblivion remake is in the 'good remake' pile.

>>714804446 (OP)
resident evil 3,4 gunplay and dinamic difficulty,twin snake cutscenes and gameplay balance,system shock 1 ending,etc

i couldn't believe a fucking handsome cunt like zac effron would get bogged, so I had to look it up. Fuck you OP.

>>714806192
i hope that game makes todd rethink of the attribute system and just copypaste it

I would unironically sacrifice the remaining years of my life to live 1 week as prime Zac Efron

>>714806229
after his drunken depressed phase it was a matter of time

>>714806180
>he bought the car crash cover story
You aren't cut out to be a schiz. You're assigned to the overly gullible autist class. Please consult your nearest schiz to avoid getting fooled by psychopaths.

>>714804446 (OP)
the nortubel remake

>>714806303
Dude is like 5'7, women will still laugh at you

>>714805310
Theyre all retarded and think they need plastic surgery but for some reason make themselves look like character creation randomizers

>>714806192
Correct

I refuse to believe this is real what the fuck

I’m sorry, but he didn’t actually answer the call and turn red as a strawberry.

>>714804446 (OP)
What's with celebrities bogging out?

>>714807849
they had been bogging out from the start, it just becomes harder to control once you're more plastic than human and they're patching up the patchwork

>>714807849
As a celebrity, when you get the call, you answer.

>>714804446 (OP)
He's real.

>>714806789
Ah, takes me back.

>>714808059
What's this from?

>>714804446 (OP)
he looks like a kebab merchant

>>714808186
The Ena game

>>714808192
Not bald, fat or hairy enough

He is plump and vital, like the national bird of Italy: the tomato.

>>714808182
Remember when swedish used to be guidos too

why do they all end up looking the same

>>714804446 (OP)
No fucking way why do niggers think that plastic surgery is any good?

>>714808570
>>714808182
Soul
>>714806789
Souless

>>714804446 (OP)
>>714804994
>>714806789
These are altered right?

>>714804446 (OP)
>mexican soap opera villain slider

>>714805949
He's probably on TRT and/or wearing makeup as well. If he's insecure enough to get so bogged, he's insecure enough to do the rest.

>>714808570
i´m german and we have a shitty club in our city thats called "orange club" and as a kid i legit thought that all the teens that went there put on orange makeup because its the orange club

>>714805310
Damn. She looks like face scanned western video game female character LMAO

I can't breathe my sides. Why would would he do this?

>Answer the call
Huh?

>>714808808
Yes.

>>714804446 (OP)
chat, is this real?

>>714806180
>For anyone wondering he was in a car crash that fucked up his jawline which is why its wider now.
I thought the story he tried to push was that he fell and hit his jaw on one of those concrete fountains or whatever.

>>714807849
They're retarded

>>714807849
He's just raising his army to confront the ultimate evil.

>>714807849
Watch Death Becomes Her

>>714807849
Her smile and optimism: gone

>>714804591
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>714808669
Reminder that we are supposed to believe that COVID killed both of them within days of one another

>>714809482
Why is he summoning an army of WRPG love interests?

>>714809426
It's fascinating in a sense. They all just look worse.

>>714809524
>if only you knew...

>>714806180
>jawline
There is nothing wrong with his jaw. It's his lips and whole face that are inflated.

>>714804591
It's mostly an edit
But he broke his jaw on a coffee table and now he's maxxxed out

>>714807849
I'm still speechless about this

>>714808570
It was a thing here in switzerland too during my teens and the faggots wearing Ed Hardy t-shirts

>>714809426
ZOE KRAVITZ NOOOOOOO

>>714809710
We love Wenduag here.

>>714808570
that dude on the right always cracks me up, reminds me of the goth midget from SP

>>714807849
It’s unironically a humiliation ritual

>>714808285
Weird his animation style looks completely different from the rest of the game

>>714809732
I literally winced in disgust when she chewed on an almond joy and you see her paper thin cheek bulge. Ugh.

>>714807849

>>714810124
Have you even played the game? Pretty much every character is animated in a different style to any other

>>714810092
I knew a guy who looked just like that. Dude was ~22 yo back then and still had a voice of a 10 yo kid. It was fucking bizarre.

>>714806789
Is he doing the Don't Shit For A Month challenge?

>>714810427
Meant to reply to >>714810082

>>714808808
>These are altered right?
sure

>>714810350
No I just looked it up to see the guy. Cool concept though

>>714810589
The reality isnt much better

>>714808814
>Tapatío scale: muy muy picante

>>714810589
It looks like he is always REALLY trying to hold back laughter

>>714809426
>>714809482
It's like the opposite of the cheerleader effect, the boggedhag effect.

>>714810589
>be teen heart throb coasting off the #1 genetic lottery
>fuck your career up with drugs and surgery to look like a literal Simpsons character

>>714809710
LMAO

>>714804446 (OP)
He's ascending to Bogdanoff status.

>>714808570
They look like leffen

>>714808808
He broke his jaw in an accident or something