Got around to include a new intro. Do you like batponies? then use the new intro. Do you not like batponies? then dont use the new intro because this is a job from Luna and you can end up anywhere.
Unlike the military isms slant the first intro had, this is fantasy. Also tweaked the Ponyville intro

https://chub.ai/characters/Tiffin_/thingpone-in-equestria-47d208264121