>See people online bitching and whining about the <60 minute badge, even on tenderfoot
>Ok, I just started the game and have reached the peak twice, I'll give it a shot
>start a fresh map on tenderfoot
>get to the kiln
>nearing the end, oh shit oh shit I only have 4 minutes left
>hustle up the volcano and get on the chopper
>realize I'm retarded and I actually had 14 minutes left
How are people this terrible at videogames, seriously