>>5027662
In every standard class amount of people there's one dude who brags about punching metal for fun, in reality these people are usually 200 pound landwales, who unlike elephant seals cannot harness that morbid obesity in battle.
You cannot beat an adult male elephant seal in an unarmed battle, it just isn't happening no matter how high your ego. If you don't have a rifle with multiple bullets then just go home. Just one of them galumphing on top of you will smash your skull against the pavement before your brain can process what just happened. What can you even do? Try punch it and fail? Try strange it and fail? This beast is just superior to humans in every capacity involving strength, we can only cheat to win fight against one of then even if you were the world's biggest body builder.
