Ok, this all makes sense now: Juventus did some charity on us on Conceição and João Mário because they got their eyes on Samu. Fair enough. Pay us 40M€ and he is fully yours.

Keep in mind Samu is a weakminded retard, Conceicao is a savage retard like his father and Joao Mario is a Serie G (I don't know if there is a Serie G. Current Joao Mario would be a benchwarmer in an All-Comorra team) player. Juventus has my eternal gratitude for spending money on these two players.