Thread 149919914

SERIE A MATCHDAY 1
>Saturday August 23rd 2025
18:30 Genoa - Lecce
18:30 Sassuolo - Napoli
20:45 Bbilan - Cremonese
20:45 Roma - Bologna

>Sunday August 24th 2025
18:30 Cagliari - Fiorentina
18:30 Como - Lazio
20:45 Atalanta - Pisa
20:45 Juventus - Parma

>Monday August 25th 2025
18:30 Udinese - Hellas Verona
20:45 Inter - Torino

Reminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, main Hwoarang, overpay for your new shit striker and stay dantepilled

>>149919911
the Inter-Scamsuolo-Genoa legit plusvalenza triangle needs to print more money? I beleeb it

Titanfallu

€23m (Including bonuses and sell on) = Dean Huijsen (19)
€3m + João Mário = Alberto Costa (21)
€25m = Matías Soulé (21)
€8m = Enzo Barrenechea (23)
€20m = Nicolo Fagioli (23)
€7.2m = Kaio Jorge (22)
€17m = Samuel Iling Jr
€12m = Samuel Mbangula
€15m = Fabio Miretti (21)

For me, it's the ugliest man in Japan, Soshito Nakagata.

Ok, this all makes sense now: Juventus did some charity on us on Conceição and João Mário because they got their eyes on Samu. Fair enough. Pay us 40M€ and he is fully yours.

Keep in mind Samu is a weakminded retard, Conceicao is a savage retard like his father and Joao Mario is a Serie G (I don't know if there is a Serie G. Current Joao Mario would be a benchwarmer in an All-Comorra team) player. Juventus has my eternal gratitude for spending money on these two players.

>>149919950
The funny part about this list >>149919814
is that when checking the entire thing there seems to be a 5 year gap starting from the 1999/00 season where there would always be a "big" move for an italian striker, and then there's the period between 2015 and 2021 in which there's even less with some questionable moves all around

Samu Aran

>>149920075
On a scale from 1-10, how much is Goncalo Borges part of an undisclosed drugdeal between the Rotterdam drug cartel and Portuguese MCMA cookers?

>>149920075
Can you have the Super Dragões pay Damien J Comolli a visit as a token of this new friendship?

>>149920123
Not an impossible scenario, i'd say an 8. Goncalo Borges actually seems like a good choice fot Feyenoord. Make no mistake: he is also a retard with shitty work ethic, but maybe a good coach could save him. He will be useless in Europe, though. And don't let him stay more than three years.
>>149920155
I will see what can be done. SD are friends of Juventus. Although they are angry at AVB lmao

>>149920117
Literally check it out yourself.and put the seasons between 2015 and 2021. Something fucking happened in this period, whether it's dodgy or just teams sniffing glue

https://www.transfermarkt.com/transfers/transferrekorde/statistik/top/plus/1/galerie/0?saison_id=2018&land_id=75&ausrichtung=Sturm&spielerposition_id=14&altersklasse=&jahrgang=0&leihe=&w_s=

Going to marathon this tonight, what will I think of it?

Who would win in a tractor race between Sbalett and Kean's dad?

>he has THAT haircut
Yeah, he's got no chance

>>149920376
youd be sleep at 13:28

>>149920407
Dumbass still has no idea what has happened lmao

It's ok, neither do I

>>149920407
>Hello Kitty bag
Twinkazzo would shed a proud tear

>>149920407
Is that Brozovic

>>149920407
maybe his retardation is his actual strength

>>149920490
The positive thing is that my expectations are so low that I don't think I can be disappointed

>>149920490
This guy married his physiotherapist

Imagine marrying your psychotherapist

>>149920554
i bet the sex must crazy

>>149920490
Dubs of even numbers and I buy it. Something about that mug in your pic screams comfiness

>>149920535
Isn't there somebody he forgot to ask?

>>149920644
>The incoming drama between his GF and JMedical revolving the differences on how to treat his future injuries

>>149920632
reroll

>>149920632
dubs and the one mailed to your house will be filled with Sarri's snot

Calcio /biz/ idea: the Giovincotherapist

I just looked at a video my father sent me about the new signing and he looks like Kelly

Tsuyoshi Watanabe is up

>watch the pre-season game highlights
>20 min of arselel hammering the backline
>30 seconds of Leao running into 5 men solo and losing the ball
A grim foreshadowing

Wtf cocaine fueled Lindsay Lohan looks like THAT?!

>>149920981
>Hammering the backline
you just gave Pardo enough material for the first 5 months of the incoming season

>>149921034
>Pardo
fuck that p*gliese lardball, can't we sell him to /sumo/?

>>149921025
same surgeon as Ivanka?

>>149921025
What is it with americans and getting those fish lip's

>>149921025
I’m not even married but I want to cheat on my loving wife with her

>>149921047
/sumo/ summoned

>>149921061
it is the latest american breakthrough for reducing daily calorie intake

>>149921061
Is that Jane

negru

:>Anis Hadj Moussa wants to leave Feyenoord and join S.L. Benfica. Club-to-club talks are ongoing, with the 23-year-old valued at a fee of €25m by Feyenoord.

Anas Hadj Moussa

>>149921574
please grimolli stop

>>149921456
My sword of Allah...

>>149921574
>(31)
I thought he was 24 or so tf

Upper lip mole's

KOJIMBOOOOOO!!!

DHV Continassa

>>149921848
poor Ryoal
Milan fans about to call for an institutional referendum, just to see him leave the country

how the fuck do you even manage to downgrade the current jjust squad lmao

Al nassr wants renato veiga

>>149922311
Sign bbilan's lmao

>>149922389
oh right bbilan exists lmao
>JJUST signed kalunigger
fugg

>>149922410
The shirt sales will repay kalunegru fear not

Why is Como attracting so much hate?

>>149922698
Financial envy

>>149922698
>spent more money on transfers than the rest of the league combined

Como will be Sovereign of Serie A in... 5 years, it's literally e finita

*signs nahuel melanina*

Nahuel Molinaro

imagine all the hours i will gain on tudor next season

>>149922698
>financial doping
>gay celebs at the stadium
>no pedigree
>most fans are strisciate that started caring because a billionaire brought them in serie A
>Sassuolo on steroids
>threatening all the top clubs that aren't strisciate out of a comfortable 5th to 7th spot in the league
lots of reasons

while on the topic of stracciatella I had stracciatella yogurt today for the first time ever and that shit was fire, dog

>Como might prevent Bofogna, Riomma, Nazio or Fiocretina from qualifying to the continental competitions
based and calciopilled

>>149923559
you too if the banter keeps on going lol

Big bunda Spanish lady assisted

7 out of 10 these threads are made, are made by either a Dutch, a Deutsch or some another subnormal riding a Zanella till gas runs out. Why is that? Is serie a and all that anti-pinnaple propaganda something I'm missing?
AS Roma btw.

the queen of /sp/ just dropped a new banger

the last two posts have displaced me tbqh

we use the Germanics as slave labour

Ova here

>>149923699
Only nothern-Europeans have the necessary intelligence to use the OP-generating script. After that it's just a matter of copy-pasting so it's hardly any effort.

Thirdies have no work ethic?! wow I didn't know that, you're are telling me for the first time

>>149923699
They are simply much more interested in opening threads immediately.
For example take this thread: posted immediately after the 500th post and probably ready in the pipeline for half an hour, waiting for the old thread to reach its bump limit.
Ducci OP are generally forgettable slop.

And just like that all bong flags disappeared like tears in the rain

>>149924032
>Ducci OP are generally forgettable slop.
Just out of curiosity, what would you like to see different then?

>>149924105
more /m/echa

Parma (he/him) is the thinking man’s Como. Money talks, wealth whispers.

Como&Go

Alright, enough gaming for the day. Time to click press the keyboard buttons that lead me to the X-named social media and read how my club's dirigents have behaved in the past few hours

como-op

This guy is a paid for plant...

If you don’t know what plant means, look it up, I can’t do the work for you, too tired..

I’ll post his shit cause it’s good for content creators, but Fabrizio Romano is bought and paid for by Barcelona..

P.S. Italian women deserved to lose because they kept Goldoni on the bench.

it’s why he made this h0m0 famous!

You all can hate me for posting shit like this, I really don’t give a fuck, the thing I give a fuck about is telling the truth because I wouldn’t be able to look at myself in the mirror when brushing me teeth if I didn’t,

I can’t stand fake people.. They make me sick!

>>149924684
that belly button is the stuff of nightmares

you know remember Fabregas vs Sarri and Jorginho
noooooo you can't play Jorginho instead of me

>>149924878
yes gender fluid calcio is the next big thing, Guardiola and Motta do it with player roles but the next big thing is going to be random formations at the cock of dog that somehow still work out.

Two Girls, Como Cup

>>149924878
>leliga prospect has just found out about the interchangeability of 4-2-3-1/4-3-3/4-1-4-1
way to go nico

Fellas, I just saw a fullback tuck into midfield instead of overlapping the winger ahead of him. I think my mind just split in half...

I just remembered Motta is supposed to be a coach lol

un bel quinto posto per la giuve st'anno

>>149924997
you just know that leliga Jesus Rodriguez (very brown name for a blond kid) will score 14 goals in series ass like Peace

Juventus intend to make FIVE more signings before the end of the transfer window, after the signings of Jonathan David, Francisco Conceição & now João Mário.

Imagine if he wasn't named Joao Mario, I'd feel mild excitiement for him

One-nickname Huezilian, double name Moortuguese or double-barrelled surname negru brit?

Not sharing a name with one of the players that defined a banter era

>>149926201
Poor Paredes
Already knocked out of league cup

>>149920376
dutchboy this is /seriea/
not /americanhollywoodmedia/

>>149925327
Jj Ciao Mario >>> OG Ciao Mario

>Como, rumors continue regarding Messi. President Suwarso admits: "It would be fun to have him here."
>Inter continues to look to the future, closely monitoring the Italian scene. The Nerazzurri have set their sights on David Stückler, a 2004-born striker owned by Cremonese, coming off a very positive season in Serie C with Giana Erminio.
>Bologna and Udinese are interested in signing Motherwell's Scottish star Lennon Miller, a midfielder born in 2006.
>The Neapolitans have begun initial discussions with Miretti to assess the feasibility of the deal. A four-year contract worth €1.5 million per season is being considered for him. Giovanni Manna and Napoli's management are currently considering the deal's terms: a loan with an obligation to buy, or a permanent purchase, are being considered. The deal could close for around €15 million.

GOOD MORNING

>>149925253
tfw four of the "signing" are
>this season coopminers, milik, bremer and davide luigi are fully fit and it's like having new players in the squad

Como signings looking interesting

>>149927209
There was a time when this was true, but it was just for some months in 2019-2021

>>149927810
OG Ciao Mario is one of the worst shitters I have ever witnessed, sfinter bidoni are something else

>>149927802
>>Tudor wants Pavlovic from Milan
>>149922389
>>149922410

Why cant Adidas beat Puma’s Italy kits?

>>149927731
they are going to qualify for EL, aren't they?

>>149927921
Nobody unironically likes that thing especially after it got stained by refball

learned another Dutch word via football memes on twitter "hoe lang" is "how long"

the absolute state of the Dutch """language"""

>>149927980
Wait I thought it was the Euro cup winning kit? Which refball incident are you refering to

>>149927999
don't reply to the spaz

>>149927999
That Euro specifically. Shitaly refballed hard against England with a missing red card to Chiellini for the Saka foul and the offside goal scored by Bonucci

>>149927999
Don't reply to the spamming schizo, thanks
And yeah, both are loved. Honestly I've seen the green one much more popular abroad but ye

>>149922698
FC Exor, AC Fininvest and Saras FC customers seethe at the thought of other teams having money

night fabbrica calling me. kinda okay since its a super hot day again

>Juventus, Douglas Luiz did not show up for the first training session this morning: the club will take action
based

>DouglASS Luiz didn't show up at the training camp
No but Tudor is a great coach and unlike Mottard he can keep the squad in check

/co/idea Scott Pellegrini vs the calcio

>>149928507
>>149928523
You'd think the fans would side with the club as any sane person would do right? Nope they are siding with the player.
Just like Buzzo on Twitter said not every handicapped is juventino but every juventino is handicapped

>>149928523
>zingari in charge

>the club will take action
ok so they will write him an angry message kek

>>149928507
>>149928523
Brazilian moment

>>149928788
Any action they will take against him is literally illegal.

>>149928820
Stick to picking tomatoes and leave the legal side of things for those on the right side of the IQ bell curve.

>>149929070
Picking tomatoes is a much more rewarding job than whatever soulless law crap you mentioned. And I can guarantee that in two years time all lawyers will be jobless thanks to AI while tomatoes pickers will be filthy rich

>Elkann stealthily selling Iveco to Tata
Uuuuuuh Melonibros?

>>149928507
You guys want to swap him with Pepê? We'll add 5M

>>149929100
Ah yes, because figuring out the ripeness of tomatoes and the best way to pick them isn’t exactly the type of thing AI is most suited for :^)

Please calm down with your funny “guarantees”, you’re going to need that energy when you’re again trying to figure out how to untie your shoelaces.

>>149929202
No but we can give you Dildiz if you want

>getting laughed at by a Sborrto fan
Possibly a a worse moment for Jj than calciopoli

>>149921056
some UAE super surgeon done it

>>149928523
>expecting a brazilian NOT to chimp out

>>149929202
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BASED

>>149929500
Is he as based as this guy? >>149929100

>In Predappio, she wore the "Auschwitzland" T-shirt, but was acquitted.
>For the second time, the court ruled in favor of Selene Ticchi, a member of the Patriots' Network. Her lawyer: "Since 2018, certain historical sensibilities have changed. The shirt? We could auction it on eBay; it's a heirloom."

why is Italy like this

>>149929690
How much do you want to bet this disgusting looking poorfag is a juba fan

What not picking tomatoes does to a mf

>Enzo Millot to Atleti who plan to activate his €20m release clause
Damn those niggas (Croatian Vernacular English) are eating good, all of Serie Ass should have been after this guy

>>149929397
It is a common occurence

>>149929785
Between Benfica, Sporting and Porto whose fans are richfags and whose are poorfags

>>149929690
refugee or identitarian?

>>149929767
>Enzo Camille Alain Millot
What's so special about him and why does he have a female name?

I smell a Isak to Milan this summer

>>149929859
they can't even buy an albanian who plays in the belgian league

>>149929872
Maybe they don't want to spend too much on him because they are saving up for Isak?

>>149929850
He’s a good young attacking midfielder but can also play as a dribbly drobbly 8 like Reindeers, very easy future scam opportunity
>>149929859
Dusan Vlahovic welcome to Newcazzo, special price for you my friend

>>149929872
but they were extremely quick with that mexican't from the memedivisie though :^)

>>149929967
Gimenez would've single handedly won Euro 2020 without refballing like Bonucci with the offside goal or Chiellini with the red worthy foul

god it's so easy to bait the spaz and get free (you)s, it's like taking millions in fees from bbilan's management

why

>>149930060
Because those seats are expensive, more money means more shitters to buy to gain hours on Belgio

>>149930060
Imagine the warm Sturatos

>>149930060
when your stadium capacity is so low 60 seats becomes a big deal

>>149930170
Does it really matter when they barely fill 30% of it
>hurr durr my beloved data says a gorilionlioloomlionlionofjdjidjdjdjdhdhehehehe filthy poorfags visited the stadium hahahahahagaggagagagahgagagag suck it nerds
AGAGAGAGGAGAGAGAGAGAGAG

attention: the fleabags might be melting in your path

>3m/y for 5 years to fucking Gatti
>Rugani still on the verge of leaving the club (again) despite being much much better than Gatti
Business idea, how about Elkann gets to keep Iveco and sells Jjust instead

>>149930417
>sells Jjust
To who? I dunno if the Arabs want it

>>149930431
Indians, burgers, Arabs, fucking Textor I don't care
Just free this club from the dumbest Jew who's ever existed

>>149930450
It's worth a pretty penny and Elkann won't sell unless a big ass offer comes, there were reports years ago of a bid worth like a couple billions that got turned down iirc, it's not really likely that the current ownership of the club is going anywhere

>>149930431
Merge with Newcazzo and play in the Bremer League

Sicilian philanthropic organisation Musah Nostra

>>149930478
Napooli was a Greek colony
before the romans taking control

>>149929804
Sporting is posh
Benfica is poorer
FC Porto is a mix of both, but Boavista has a smaller percentage of poor fans

>>149925253
>Juventus intend to make FIVE more signings
please dont
>>149927903
fugg
theres some grimkino potential in there but mostly grim
hes left footed right?
>>149927987
hoe lang is een chinees

>>149930545
don't feed the poorfagspaz, thank you

>>149930545
Vitoria Sport Clube are the good guys of tugão

I can't believe a fellow shitalian is fucking dead

Kek

>>149929690
like what? Based?

Why do women dress so provocatively, fras? It wasn't like this 20 years ago in this cunt, what happened to modesty?

>>149930877
>what happened to modesty?
he's the new technical director at Juventus

>>149930877
probably natos kurp

There's a new thread on /sp/ with Baggio in the OP

>>149930877
Social media + smartphone on a societal level atomic combo

>>149929202
everyone knows mendes will make olympiacos pay 12 million for that shitter pepe like he did with borges and failyenoord

How lang is Noa Lang met zijn Beukema in de keukema?

R8

>>149931506
horrid

>>149931506
>we want the alien abductions audience

>>149931506
i need to drink from the lethe after seeing this kit

>Lyon has parted ways with Lucas Perri, who is moving to Leeds United. The French club is interested in young AC Milan goalkeeper Lorenzo Torriani.
>Roma has increased its offer to Verona for Ghilardi. Contacts were also held today with Roma, who raised their offer to €10 million.
>Hellas Verona welcome two Spaniards: Unai Nunez from Celta Vigo on loan with an option to buy for 5 million and Yellu Santiago, midfielder who arrives on a free transfer.
>Napoli, new bid for Ndoye: all-in for €40 million, Bologna is considering it.
The Azzurri want the winger at all costs, and he's already given the OK. The Rossoblu turned down Nottingham and are asking for €45 million,

Ricardo Izecson dos Santos Lete

>Dušan Vlahović’s agent proposed to terminate the contract for free, with leaving immediately and the agent taking care of his transfer — no severance or fee required.
You know what? Good job Comolli

>>149931732
they are talking about a swap with Thiaw now

>>149931732
Time to place him in the NextGen's Buchenwald special training centre for the season Damien, c'mon

Damien C'moni

Douglas Luiz eroe dei nostri tempi

Lune's vinyl is up

>>149931732
I think vlahovic to milan is only a matter of time

BUT if Newcastle sell isak they will go for him

>Galatasaray preparing offer to Bayern for Squid Game
Fuck it just let them compete in Serie A

>>149931506
only missing a men at work sign

Occasional reminder that you really shouldn't get involved with obviously, if undiagnosed, BPD

>>149931980
>let the turks play in our league

everything was -40% off

Today I didn't show up at my work

>>149932129
Did you get anything?

Why are >we taking Zingaro? His passive damage over time just from being left alone at Jj is immense, just leave him where he is.
Just tell Allegri to make due with the fat mexican and the balding 16 year old. He only has games once a week ffs he can manage. Save the money.

>>149932129
Can you PLEASE find a road that isn't littered with graffiti? How does the outside of your internet café look like?

>>149932264
the thought of Allegnu getting Zingaro just for him to score maybe 10 goals a season while being on the highest contract in the club is hilarious to me

>>149932264
The balding child is already gone fra

>>149932222
the only available wine varieties were the ones named kostic and milik they had a foul taste as if they had been sitting outside for years almost like vinegar

>>149931732
No way, zingari are greedy and would never propose that
Or maybe they already stripped enough copper from Continassa to be set for life, idk

Calcio /tv/ idea: Carlo Continassa

>>149932129
100% off if you apply the Romanian Discount

>>149931928
Preordered but unironically :)
I missed on the collectors but that figure looked meh, shan't do that with the OST and I suppose the upcoming artbook (did they even announce one?)

>>149932129
would i get a 50% discount if, very hypothetically speaking, i were to wear a yellow sfinter jersey?

>>149932406
no, most greeks lie about having ancestors from milan and also consider milan to be the only team from milan

>not even the third world takes sfinter into consideration
Kek, what are they good for?

he is reaching levels of obsession that we never thought possible

looks like these Atalanta niggas be acting all Jewish and shit

>>149932528
>rates Vlahovic
>rates Kostic
>rates Joao Mario
Tudor was the Belgian poster all along confirmed

>>149932408
>Playstation 2
Gayreek seems kinda comfy

>>149932508
Douglas Luigi mindbroke them

I don't care about football anymore. But I'm glad Juve is entering their banter era.

Soon the juve discord will be inactive and the /seriea/ threads will be good again.

Why did you join a Jjust discord though

>>149932564
>Soon the juve discord will be inactive
>Soon
they're already hiding kek, they sensed that it will be a season of humiliation

Any law students that can convince me that it's not a ridiculous idea that you can supposedly be part of a US class-action suit even if you live in France/Italy and are a resident there?

Also what in Yahweh's name is a Sheitan?

If a banter era Jj does THIS to them...

Iuve hasn't won the league in over a decade, they've been in the banter era for a while now

>But I'm glad Juve is entering their banter era
Blud is still living in 2020 :skull:

>>149932666
Make it many more years. The Conte won scudetti are to be considered Napoli's and the Allegri ones Milan's

Hey Siri, was 2020 over a decade ago? Check both in western math and croatian "math".

I don't see giuve qualifying for CL, change my mind

>>149932687
Slavs are dogs so time works differently for them tbqh
>>149932689
Relegation if Tudor stays

>>149932689
b-but they have top players like Vlahovic and "mr. 50 million" Douglas Luiz

>>149932554
also pc/cd rom

>>149932729
Vlahovic is a top player and he will single handedly win Milan the scudetto. He scored 45 goals in a single season under Allegri, now imagine what he can do with more years of experience under his belt and with a better team to support him AND with the same elite coach that made him perform like a king

...a better team? They do be wildin' fr fr

>>149932590
dunno what stats you're looking at, but the number of anons supporting Jj or posting about Jj has increased three times since the last year of the 9 scudetti streak

You all can hate me for posting shit like this, I really don’t give a fuck, the thing I give a fuck about is telling the truth because I wouldn’t be able to look at myself in the mirror when brushing me teeth if I didn’t,

I can’t stand fake people.. They make me sick!

>MILAN (3-4-1-2): Maignan (Terracciano); Tomori (Gabbia), Thiaw (Terracciano), Pavlovic; Saelemaekers (Jimenez), Modric (Loftus-Cheek), Ricci (Fofana), Estupinan (Bartesaghi); Pulisic (Okafor); Leao, Vlahovic (Gimenez). All. Allegri

this team is WAY better than current jj

Adamo Luciano club CEO
Pirlo coach
/seriea/ neural network sporting director
What banter era?

>>149932929
It was way way better last season too but you still finished behind >us

Joao Felix to Jayjay, who says no?

>>149932689
Vesuvio
Milan
Inter
Juve

>>149932929
>Juventus: Di Gregorio; Kalulu, Gatti (Rugani), Kelly; Joao Mario, Locatelli (McKennie), Thuram, Cambiaso; Conceiçao (Nico Gonzalez), Yildiz (Koopmeiners); David. All. Tudor

you wish

>>149932990
Mega fallimentozzo if Allegri doesn't win the tripletino (Scudetto, Coppa Italia and Supercoppa) tbqh

>when it comes to Šeško, Romano has no problem typing out š
>when it comes to Perišić he always types Perisić

Momblanofras…NEVER KILL YOURSELF

>people rating Nabule as if the Gonde second year effect didn't exist
Ishygddt tbqhwyfamalam

https://youtu.be/tPJCvwRrYWo
It's up

>>149933014
>tfw reality hits you

>>149933031
doesn't apply if there isn't a single credible threat in the league, unless some transfer bombs happen next month.

>we are never going to get a game like old Black Ops or Modern Warfare 2
>even in period games like WW2 we're forced to play as black female nazis

video games are more gay and leftist than any other medium and yeah fuck Battlefield, DICE and EA fuck these niggas, man

Of course the most feminine poster of us all wants period games

>Roma (3-4-2-1): Svilar; Rensch, Mancini, Hermoso; El Shaarawy, Cristante, Koné; Soulé; Dybala, Pisilli; Ferguson.
Soulé fullback?

>>149933125
Milan and unironically so. They had the best/2nd best team last season too but were driven down by the coach issues, with Allegri and with no European competitions not putting them as the clear favorites is retarded.

>Ferguson scored after only 7' against UniPomezia
Oh he's back

>the croatcel is too scared to play videogames with female characters
Oh no no no no

Thread is smelling incredibly bad. Must be a new Croatcel post

Hulk Hog-ACK!

>>149933182
I was starting to wonder if Napoli was playing

Speaking of, I've been playing Last Defense Academy. Seems like babby's first srpg for now.

>>149933195
Wrestling cucks BTFO

>the vaxx claims both Hogan and Ozzie in less than 72h
Interesting...

OzZy, HH who's going to be the third?

>>149933241
Lotito

>>149933237
>Hulk Hogan
>vaxxed

>>149933241
Adriano Celentano

>>149933241
>HH

you're not supposed to say that, Germ...

>>149933264
They vaxed him in his sleep

>>149933241
Cliff "Cliffy B" Bleszinski

>>149933241
I happened to hear about his death in a dream some days ago, so Jeremy Clarkson

>>149933241
Pippo Baudo

>>149933157
Culo and bus parking can only carry you so far when your back line relies on Tumors, Cage and Pavlov's dog, which is why I put them second.

>>149931732
hilarious incompetence that isnt hilarious anymore

>>149933292
Oh shit, I believe it

*lives smugly*

Murder Cambiaso's agent

>>149933302
Literally the best defense in Serie A. Is it shit by European standards? Absolutely, but find me a defense as good as that in Serie A. Some teams might have better defenders but as a whole package, Milan has the best defense and that usually wins you the league.

>this bbilan mongrel could've gotten quints with his barkposting
democracy is a tragedy waiting to happen

>>149933339
to quote the Croat, nigga what?

>>149933360
Never call me a bbilanista again, I just think Bbilan is the team best equipped for next season

No matter what happens, there must always be a bbilan schizo

>>149933390
>there must always be a Lich King
Matchmaking killed online gaming, nothing will ever hit as hard as grinding away at 25-man Icecrown Citadel with your guild and succeeding

>>149933453
EpsteinGODS we are safe once more

>>149933465
Vince is still alive though
But he won't tell on his pedo friends for sure

hulk hogan still outlived half the serie a legends from the 90s and will outlive those of early 00s like cannavaro zambrotta etc

>AZ conceded to Ilves Tampere
Top kek

at least Vince gets a chance to show his face again on tv, given the relevance of the first 2 I'm genuinely worried for Clint now.

why can't falstaff, lucy and junior do the speaking for sarri and lotito, I can barely understand them both

*is immortal in your path*

>Hogan stealing the spotlight from BF6
Cunt

>>149933635
Not much spotlight to steal, the trailer barely says anything apart from about 8 helicopters crushing into a building throughout the trailer

>Sterling to Nabule in case the Ndoye deal is off
Lol

>Nabule are letting Gonde do the mercato
Double lol

WHO IS NEXT? sir patrick stewart or sir michael caine

WTF

>>149933744
>Massimo Calabresi

>>149933600
Papa smurf looking nibba

Brehs...

>>149933692
Taking their sweet ass time lol
I'm holding off until the expansion anyway

You can’t defame a dead person, is an interesting fact of the law that some people might be interested in today.

>>149933817
fucking retard showering with her bikini on

>that facial expression
Motta-esque anti-aura

>>149934149
kek he looks like he's a hostage

>>149934149
feminine prey eyes

>>149934166
malnourished lloris

>>149934149
this nibba looks like he just saw Midori: The Girl in the Freakshow for the first time

if you don't have low set eyebrows and hooded eyes like me you are a dysgenic faggot freak

>>149933817
The most kino girl in the world

>>149934149
he looks scared
he should be

>>149934149
>>149934166
Comolli needs to implement a rule about the lack of chin in his algorithm

>>149934166
how do zoomers age so fast?

>>149934166
he looks like that one classmate

>>149934166
Sephardic Jew phenotype

>I was aware eight years ago that I had to establish a liquidity index when Parma folded during the season, to ensure they wouldn't lose during the season. It monitors short-term costs and revenues, over 12 months. The index at the time was 0.2 or 0.3. Today it's 0.8 for companies in crisis. The company's profile is taken as of March 31st; imagine what can happen. On March 31st, someone has one profile, then on June 30th, it could be another. I call it the stupidity index.
Trump like from Lotito

>>149934149
1000-yard gooner stare

>>149934224
I think he has a gud chin under the kebab-shop tier beard

kys grimolli

>>149934290
van basten and guilt damn... time flies huh

>>149931778
Apparently Brighton are interested in Thiaw, which explains why Estupinan was sold to Milan that low

t.knower

>>149934290
Lionel Richie looking good

>>149934290
Axl Rose and Slash linked up!

that's David Thewlis and Rick James

>>149934290
Cassano looks pretty cheesed to meet him

>>149934290
did he sing for him "corazon empañado"?

>>149934166
Comolli genuinely scares me
Two months in Italy and he's already Marottamaxxing kek

Who is more of a hostage: a modern day Jj signing or me watching Jj twice a week?

>>149934446
one is a paid hostage, the other is paying to be a hostage

>>149934455
you don't think it'd be like that but it doo bee doo

fra, he shook
'Cause ain't no such things as halfway frauds
Scared to pass, scared to cross
he shook
'Cause ain't no such things as halfway frauds
Scared to pass, scared to cross

Blud really made me create a Joao Mario folder

>>149934446
i dont they expect us to watch jjust next season fra

Roma 9 - 0 UniPomezia

Ferguson x4
Dybala
El Aynaoui
Celik
Baldanzi
Arena

Needless to say Ferguson is a fenomeno and Arena is the future of the Italian NT

UniMonnezza

Business idea for a FM save: Unicusano FC, but starting from terza categoria and only signing players with 20 aggression and 20 dirtiness

>>149923376
What did she see in there?

>>149923376
it was a better time

>>149934820
The cooperative that has been capturing the attention of German women on Italian beaches for the last sixty years

comoperative

Nomo in the Como

https://x.com/Feyenoord/status/1948434061434757252
;_;

uomo pipistrello

watching la viola and they look even more turgid than >us

>>149935370
https://youtu.be/I381vUqunn0

Classy women come here looking for me
I suck and lick without ever stopping
I work at the brothel of a castle
Sucky sucky
Licky licky

seriously, why have there been so many fights in a preseason friendly?! it hasn't even reached HT at sottil has already got choked out

>>149935685
As handsome as Sylvestrò Stallone,
I'll be called Mister Ding-Dong

in the caves studying javanese mysticism to project the latest momblata into reality

Italian investors looking to buy a club here

>>149936231
can you acquire a club on loan with option to buy

VShojobros...

>>149936718
I have never in my entire life expected a /vt/ topic in /seriea/ that isn't brought up by me for a joke

>>149936731
I must confess I didn't know what a "VShojo" was until 3 minutes ago

>>149936718
How does this affect Pekora?

>>149936739
Jealous of you, none of the stuff I know about that company has been learned in a voluntary way
>>149936772
Don't think it does desu

>Douglas Luiz wants to go back to Premier League this summer as priority.
>His relationship with Juventus is broken and he will surely leave. Agent now in Italy to assess all options.
Please leave as fast as possible and ideally bring >us some money

>>149936791
>>149936809
Reminder that one of these Belgio's rates Douglas Luiz

>>149936821
I would like to present a public apology for my positive posts related to Douglas Luiz , I was unaware of the strong Brazilian energy and negru brain he carries which led me to trust meme stats and EPlel shills. It was a desperate move in these hard times of watching Locatelli sniping children in the stands with his long balls and watching Kostic do home runs with his crosses, and I was wrongfully led to believe by skill compilations that it was actually Motta's and Tudor's kurp. May /seriea/ forgive me.

Long Passes Only Manuel Locatelli Can Do!

>>149933817
I decline to comment.

>someone admitted they were wrong on MY /seriea/
Thread is gone

>might have COVID... again!

2 times in 4 months nigga this shit sucks fuck Anthony Fauci fuck China

>>149936944
i saw someone wear an olympiacos shirt today.

Kek, Koopmeiners (Peer) got a 2 pagello for his performance against Tampere

Ze hebben een serieuze Tampeere

>>149936809
Iling Jr back+Cash from Villa, final offer I know what I got

you now remember Marotta selling Icardi to PSG for a gorillion Euros

Icardi's DNA? I forgot

The final proof that Inter DNA = tiny penor

no importa que tan mal la esté pasando, mauro icardi la esta pasando penor

>google her
>disgusting bimbo
dude's fucked in the head

Late night mercato rumours
>Bologna e Milan in talks for Okafor: a loan with option to buy is being explored
>Genoa is set to sign Colombo from Milan, medicals set for next week.
>Genoa wants Idzes. Their offer is still far from Venezia's demand (10M). Should the deal collapse, the club is also exploring the possibilty of signing Ostigard again
>Fiorentina and Kean started talks for a new contract: both parties are optimistic that an agreement will be eventually reached
>Pisa and Flamengo are interested in Nzola. The brazilian club also approached Okafor, however the player was not convinced by the destination.
>Buchanan leaves Inter for Villareal as they activated the option to buy, having qualified for this season UCL. The italian club will receive 8.5M and 20% on resale
>Roma want to buy a second striker and a winger. Fabio Silva from Wolverhampton (last season on loan to Las Palmas), requires 15M. For the winger role the Italians are looking into Feyenoord's Igor Paixao (30M). The brazilian is wanted buy Marseille and Leeds, with the latter having reortedly offered 35M
>Cremonese wants to sign Colpani, who had played last season on loan to Fiorentina
>Cagliari is getting close to Luca Mazzitelli

>>149937524
What did the women of Terni do to deserve domest violence?

>>149937524
wouldn't last 45 seconds against Bandecchi

Findomestic violence's

Findom is the K-pop of deviancies

>>149937752
wouldn't you get bullied by him though? he cute

Kpoopmeiners

man transfer windows are not what they used to be

/mu/ idea: One of those elaborate K-pop dance routines performed by Koopmeiners through the power of AI

>>149937792
What about Law's frames

Draw is up? wow i didn't know that
https://skribbl.io/?9ICtzCqU

>>149937814
I uninstalled Tekken 8, done with this clown game for good and I don't have further opinions on it anymore

>>149937829
join the draw, it mogs any tekken slop

>>149937829
Lemme say how the promotion match you'll have in 2 hours goes

>>149937792
Most expensive transfers in the 2017-18 season

>>149937854
>16th on that list
Toro

>Rugani’s chances of staying at Juventus are increasing.
- Ash Ketchum

>>149937841
no I'm serious I uninstalled at Bushin which is around top 10% of the players and I almost hit Tekken King and 9/10 people you play against in Bushin have absolutely no desire to learn how to deal with anything

one of my last matches was against a Jun where she beats me, rematches, I win easily because most Juns are mongoloids then cancels the 3rd match because all this guy did was mash safe strings and muh cancan (all Juns are like this it's incredible), Tekken 8 is one of the worst games of all time and the only worse thing are the people playing this retarded shit

>>149937877
Here are the most expensive ones from when the euro was getting introduced as a currency

Findom isn't just another word for marriage?

>>149937854
>222m for gaymar
man what a scam of a transfer. not only it gave a ton of money to farça but it has also given enough hope for Brazilians to include him in the GOAT debate for way longer than he should have

>>149937889
do you have the /seriea/ word list for the draw

>>149937906
La viola, cavewoman, bonucci's son, katerina soriano, small head, duccio, reminder to keep it comfy, albania, negru, barella, immobilel, de paul, oo tir a gir, dollarumma, sturaro lost in time and space, cocaine man, twinkbala, rape, wanda nara's cocomordan, paletta's tackle, remember that one goal, tonalingz, fabio l'avanguardia di suning, sneed's seed and feed formerly chuck, ternananon, feminine traits, aouar, andonio gonde, >pookaku, voodoo shit, izback, afcon's mvp, swarm the box, bangsbo, bangsbees, be yourself, baila como el papu, son of a whore, gasperini, tictocs, based mondial poster, brignoli, bbilan, cool glasses conti, sensi, fbernz, rugani, michela, succubus, take your meds schizo, I kneel, muttuidi, gianluca, diarrhea, caro juventino, spreadsheets, excel, maurizio d'angelo, operazione continassa, co come mai, uomini forti destini forti, rimedio, caressa, er clebbe, senza giacca, beppe, duccio's sister and her onlyfans, the dutch conundrum, panama, kyrgyzbro, belgium, dai dai dai, mussolini's grandson, el var sinso, tsuuuuuu, era, no era, have sex, dua lipa, annekee molenaar, barren, de pigt, piggy, allegro, pirlo, il mio calcio, agnelli, you're mom lmao, casteddu, friuli, udinese, benisvento, scrotone, sincerely a gobbo, diletta, miriam, sara calabria, siswet, all me, mr TIM, lotito muori, crooked cairetto, he/him/his, Gman, la potenza di suning, we are so rich, 'ticiiiiii, pogdab, candreva, booba, bald dutch, bonko

>>149937917
thank you

Speaking of, whad did Sara Calabria mean by THIS

LI-LA-LI-LA-LI-LA, LI-LA-LI-LA-LA
LI-LA-LI-LA-LI-LA, LI-LA-LI-LA-LA
LI-LA-LI-LA-LI-LA-LA, LI-LA-LI-LA-LI-LA
LI-LA-LI-LA-LI-LA-LA, LI-LA-LI-LA-LI-LA

>The intermediary in the Sancho deal has been at Continassa in recent hours to advance the negotiation with Juventus.
-Gio Scottalbanese

>>149938090
Hopefully he's been speaking to Giuntoli this entire time

>>149937542
>Buchanan leaves Inter for Villareal as they activated the option to buy, having qualified for this season UCL. The italian club will receive 8.5M and 20% on resale
lol wasn't he supposed to be the second coming?

>>149938101
please don't make low quality incendiary posts, put in the effort thank you

>>149938101
of valentino lazaro

New hostagekino just dropped

business idea, video montage of Calcio greatest plays and ducks from last season with I wonder why from Dion and The Belmonts.

Castlevania mentioned

>>149938137
they forgot the newspaper

>>149938137
to be fair most exchange transfers do feel like hostage exchanges

>>149938137
>no visit detroit
this is probably all a dream

>Cristante rumors by Cazzetta
Yeah they're trolling

Back from piss break. Gonna check the rumors, last I saw was Alberto Felipe or whatever landing in Turin

>>149938137
Make his skull bigger
Increase the size of his forehead

>best friend (female (platonic)) is complaining about how she hates her freckles again
Why are women like this bros

You’re a bitch and a coward.. very weak human Frankie.. You don’t believe in your core in what you’re doing…. Letting Faqq0t ass Duccio spread his bullshit while you said nothing!

You’re a disgrace to Italian Canadians.

hey, hachi...

My gay boyfriend's son told me Agnelli and Elkann are on the Epstein list

>>149938486
putting our for a nonce will do that

imagine you're a Jew and you didn't even get to have fun with small children like the other Jews, but people accuse you just the same, man that's the worst feeling

>>149938842
You still get to be the most powerful race in the world doe

Castlevania Milinković-Savić

Castlevania Nocturne was good, but I'm not sure if I'm ready to face the massive guai that comes with saying that

Yao Guai

>>149937926
>Coalburner braids

Dropped

Serse Cosmi biopic played by Graham McTavish

put Denzel in it

Inter's anthem? I got 5 on it

People like Agresti, Albanese and Schira who line their pockets with stupid talk night after night, damn it, how I despise them.

i got 5 on it
grab your 40, lets get keyed
i got 5 on it
fuckin with that Indo weed

>>149939202
Croatian culture is so rich and valuable, it really tells a story of what it’s like living on the fringes

just seen a comp of “Turkish Sergio Busquets”, starting to become convinced of an Ottoman Football Century. Perhaps Serie A can offer Gravina as a eunuch in order to capitalize on this opportunity to gain their favor.

Just finished writing the YAML Reference fore the coming Serie A season

LAMN YAML

if he was Italian he'd be called Iemmello

Ilaria Yamelli

if Lamine Yamal was Italian he'd be called Carmine Yamal

If Lamine Yamal was Croatian... nevermind Croats will never have such footballing talents growing up in their (now EU's) nation lmaooo

@grok which year was the last year a Croat won the Ballon d'Or, also do the same for an Italian, thanks

Claude, rank these European countries in terms of major international trophies won:
- Denmark
- Greece
- Czech Republic
- Croatia
- Portugal
- Netherlands

being pushed to my limit with all these Borotalco ads, not even gonna front

You haven't truly lived until you've sniffed the pit of a qt woman that just used Borotalco, talcum powder is inebriating.

Borotudor

What about sniffing the pits of a girl that wore a racerback tank top while spending all afternoon on a bouldering date with you? The combination of faint magnesium carbonate and sweat is simply mind-altering...

>Sudarshan Gopaladesikan, the Indian algorithm-wizard who brought Lookman to Atalanta, is joining Newcastle
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Jj legend

>>149942365
>FAN'S FAVOURITE
I don't think so brother

>the Indian algorithm-wizard
4channers are gaining success

But are they gaining hours, or losing them?

Sander Berge (27), the Fulham midfielder, is the latest name circulating in Juventus circles, as per
Cazzetta

Andrea Pirlo signs in as new UAE club United FC head coach, agreement done with Dubai’s side.

One Jashari and a large coke please, to go.

>checking transfermarkt for how many leagues spent how much so far
>premier league is at almost 1,9 billion yuros
>that's more than Serie A, Bundesliga, La Liga and Ligue 1 combined as of today

>>149943630
>306.9 million EUR for Wirtz, Etikité, Kerkez and Pingpong
>Bonuses not included

>2 goals and 4 assists in 25 games in the mighty belgian league
money laundering

Leao ——————-Gimenez ——— Pulligoat
——-—Jashari —- Modric —- Ricci
Éstupidoniang - Pavlovic - Gabbia - Doué
—————————- Maignan

>>149943669
And for some reason, FFP doesn't matter for british clubs and the others that are completely funded by arab money

>>149943728
You now remember Liverpool not spending any money last summer apart from buying Chiesa so Slot could bully him

>>149943796
Do you think Chiesa is in any way salvageable?

>>149943808
No, if Slot doesn’t rate him then neither will I

>>149943832
Understandable. I honestly thought with proper preparation for the season he'd actually come back at Liverpool but apparently he's too broken down.
Which is a shame, I loved seeing him before he got ACL'd

>>149943808
Conte can fix him

>France to recognize Palestinian state in September
What the fuck are they doing? Why do they want Trump to nuke them? We're going to die because of these fucking retards ffs

>>149943894
I could see that
he may be the only person who can do it honestly

do inter fans actually believe that every team under the sun is offering tens dozens of millions for pio esposito or do they see through the press' attempts to gas him and inter's market up?

Goon loicense now in force in Is Majesteh Charles III United Kingdom. Won’t be long before I’ll need a VPN to come on here only thing is the VPN’s I’ve used in the past aren’t accepted by 4chins.

>>149944252
>inter fans

>>149943895
You didn’t read the fineprint
>If they release all the hostages (Joao Mario included)
>Hamas put down their arms and shutdown
>Swear Israel are gods chosen

>>149944252
>do inter fans actually believe that every team under the sun is offering tens dozens of millions for pio esposito

as an inter fan I know it's total bullshit

>>149943895
This probably is going to benefit the drews

>>149944252
“Padre” Pio Esposito will fire Italy to greatness at the ngopp mondialus next year. I have seen it in a dream.

>>149944252
130m i would sell him.

>>149944349
implying that we're even qualifying in the first place

Pio Exposed-ito

>>149944349
I cannot fucking wait to read your quirky excuses for being he inevitable refball that will let Shitaly qualify and then get humiliated 5-0 by England

>>149944956
Just kidnap the Swiss goblina and he will be back in no time

>meme braids
He needs to follow Bremer and cut that shit

kys grimolli

>>149945181
he should follow grimtoli instead

>>149945257
Would you agree with me that selling Yildiz to Chelsea for 65m is a good deal if you can renew Vlahovic and buy SMS?

>>149944956
>brazilian chimping out
well I haven't seen that one in a while!

>>149944254
oi... I'm finkin you don't have a postin loicense mate, I might 'ave to contact the local constable!

The pilot that kicked the Jews out of the plane because they were Jews was the guy who trained the rettorists that destroyed the twin towers

what a pilot twist!

>>149945857
keked

>>149944956
LMAO

>>149946077
>>149946077
>>149946077