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>What makes this even funnier is the fact that.....they dont even kill anyone
>So it was made with kids and as wide of an audience in mind

So again: just stick to your premise. Splatoon is an arena multiplayer shooter but no one dies. It tries to keep it consistent.

Everything about Concord is fighting itself. The story has them as friends, then they fight each other. Everyone uses real weapons, but they don't kill anyone and violence is played for laughs. PICK A LANE AND STICK TO IT.