>be me, recently joined Kurokumo mook
>don’t even have power tattoos yet, just a katana handed to me that belonged to a dead member
>my bro brings me to a scout mission for a weird monoloth; shouldn’t be a problem since it isn’t like we are in charge of collecting taxes or hunting fuckers in the Thumb’s shit list like the suicidal psychopaths of the Blade Lineage that seem to purposely let you slice their faces
>everything is fin-
>suddenly a bunch of BL people spawn out of nowhere near the very monolith we had to guard
>superior still prioritizes my safety and they slowly start winning but the guy with bamboo hat becomes a monster and starts killing everyone enemy and ally alike
>superior orders me out of the room
>twelve ragged weirdoes led by a guy with a clock on the head now come from the outside
>they are all immortal
>I get KO’d
>when I wake up I’m naked and chained. My captain, a woman that refuses any underwear and uses a kimono exposing her tits says I am gonna be punished
>I’ll lose my fingers or get drowned
>worse: she pegs me
>and forces me to suck her tits
>says it’s my fault
>then Soldatos from the Thumb arrive saying they came to take me for that Monolith loss
>turns out the Capo Hag will forgive the KK if she owns me
>Captain begrudgingly accepts
>Capo Hag fucks me cowgirl position
>suddenly there is a war with the Index that the Index won because of the butterfly effect
>FAT-assed Proselyte with eyes always closed says per Prescribes the Thumb has to sent me to The Ring and I have to give them all my white paint
>this is just the first Prescription
this is my life now…