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All of Irvine Welsh's books are written phonetically in a thick Edinburgh accent. Its a nightmare to read at first, but eventually your brain just adapts to it, and as a side effect your internal monologue begins speaking in a thick scottish accent.
If you read enough of his books over enough time ya cannae help yerself.
And on more than one occasion in a bar I have responded to someone trying to start trouble by shouting SQUARE FOOKIN GO! in their face.
Genuinely Trainspotting and acidhouse are top tier and fairly easy reads once you adapt to the fucking Finnegans Wake tier gibberish.
Filth was adapted into a great movie with Mcavoy.
Marabou Stork Nightmares is out there.