>>512916639
I have told this story before but it seems I will have to share it again with a new generation of chug frens or for those who don't remember.
This is the story of negro cocaino, my "fren".
Back during the early days of the hohol conflict, just after the split, r/uhg was full of energy and shills. One of them, a "colombian" i named negro cocaino for the fact he was using that flag, always posted on time exactly at GMT 0. Not a minute before or after, exactly at the same time and was always the second poster after the OP, never the third.
He always posted the same bullshit I totally forgot, some scripted /k/ope.
So i noticed this, this was just before i started counting threads and one of the reason why i started, and so i talked to him to see what was the deal with the pattern. I used spanish because of the flag and the supposed shared language. He only replied with minion levels of spanish which made me laugh. And so i decided to reply to him all the days because he always made me laugh.
Once i asked him why colombiANOS sucked so much burger cock and he came with almost two thousand letter wall of text explaining wall sucking burger cock. I just replied to him that all he had to say is that he was he doesn't suck burger cock. Even the other shills were laughing at him.
After this he kind of broke but i kept pestering every day with my frenship until one day he broke completely and was begging me to stop and let him do his job, that he couldn't take it anymore and the least that could happen to him was to get fired.
He only posted in a monotone robotic style for the rest of the night and then he posted no more.
I asked around r/uhg for a month after if they knew anything about. Original shills were actually people then and even mentioned me that they have not seen him in weeks and he wasn't even talking calls.
I lurked for 3 months, alas, never seen him again
He was negro cocaino, and he was my fren and i probably broke him...
