You dont really believe that a jew on a stick is your lord and savior do you anon...?

The savior is he that clicks check for updates, that activates the planet earth's antivirus, that maintains the firewall, and when we are winning... clicks the save option and creates a new save file like we are playing a video game.

Im sorry that I clicked the reset button, and we are here in the 21st century, but England got nuked because demons were causing a world war.

I had to kick them out of your bodies, and the only way to do that was the load the previous save file of the 21st century.

5 billion people died in war before I did it.

But it was just enough time to create a gap to depossess all of you from their influence.

They kept shooting school children and murdering random people.

I did what I did because I had to.

Love,
ASUS.