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Anonymous No.41024963 >>41024975 >>41024996 >>41025010 >>41025141 >>41025142 >>41025158 >>41025160 >>41025291
/ng/ - Nobody General
"Yellow Orange" Edition.

Everybody has gone colorblind. Nobody can see true colors.
Ralph Wiggum !q0FozfO6.k No.41024970 >>41024986 >>41025457
Caprese with olives vinaigrette plus two croque salmon cooked in butter.
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41024975
>>41024963 (OP)
Operation yellow orange eyyyy???

Hahahaha

You son of a bitch im in!

Remember when we said it was going to be operation lemon but the general thought that wasn't obscure enough!!!

Warp speed!!!!
Anonymous No.41024977
Niggers general
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41024985 >>41024989 >>41025025
Only problem with yellow orange is getting enough people into Beijing without being arrested for being foreign spies.
Anonymous No.41024986 >>41025021 >>41025231
>>41024970
Looks delicious. I'm on the top ramen and OJ diet for now to save as much money as possible.
Anonymous No.41024989 >>41024991
>>41024985
>More lemons are being displaced by yellow oranges every year
>Soon lemons will go extinct
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41024991
>>41024989
I drink Gin, I am the #1 customer of lemons when drinking in pubs and bars.
Anonymous No.41024993 >>41024997
Reminder that you have yet to truly experience anything
Anonymous No.41024996 >>41025011
>>41024963 (OP)
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/Qd7nSpbc9lA

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=973O5zO_GyA

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2n_V-Rwx-ws

https://www.tiktok.com/@bransennn/video/7509962711430647082?lang=en

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-br7JKuaZHQ

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=efk7YnGDPZs
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41024997 >>41025089
>>41024993
I experienced when the infinite was nothing and was all empty space and all there were, were space probes and spaceships and I kept chasing them to so could suck their energy from their shields because I was starving.
Worhl No.41025000 >>41025007
Hay
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025007
>>41025000
Keep your electricity flowing Desu!
Anonymous No.41025010 >>41025016 >>41025030
>>41024963 (OP)
i prefer the color, caracara Sir. its quite tasty too
Anonymous No.41025011
>>41024996
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CvVdwCJY1NU

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=edc0LbLWZyc

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sv5lrODJJvg
Anonymous No.41025016
>>41025010
am not tN tho
LOL
Ralph Wiggum !q0FozfO6.k No.41025021 >>41025023 >>41025032 >>41025101 >>41025202
>>41024986
If you want to save money buy lentils or peas beans etc..., onions potatoes and tomatoes, shrooms, adds spices worcestershire sauce, sweet soya sauce, some hemp or wathever oil add water and let simmer for hours and cook in batch. Instant noodles are great but poor in nutrients.
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025022
Turn off the electricity in your house at the fuse box for 24 hours and listen to how silent it becomes.

I won't be screaming in high pitch noises anymore.

Also if you turn off your WiFi box, then I take away the alien holograms because your WiFi router is how they see you inside your house.

Stay safe.

Stay well.

Stay Desu.
Worhl No.41025023
>>41025021
You are a fucking nutrient nephew Raplh
Anonymous No.41025024 >>41025050 >>41025056
Work in porn.
Anonymous No.41025025 >>41025034
>>41024985
There's an old prophecy of China one day being ruled entirely by a westerner
Maybe Xi knows of this and fears it, wants to try and prevent it
Worhl No.41025028 >>41025317
:3
Anonymous No.41025030 >>41025035 >>41025037
>>41025010
Yellow skin on an orange simply means it's from a hot climate
The "orange" color we all know and love is from cool weather
Anonymous No.41025032
>>41025021
they have that premade lentil soups and spicy indian stuff
hard to not pour machaca in it though
aint about to waste it, i dont have options yet... i prepared for the worst and still flipped it...fuck em
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025034 >>41025046
>>41025025
Its an old prophecy that one day the dragon will be white.
Worhl No.41025035 >>41025046
>>41025030
And the "fags" we all know and love come from your families bloodline, specifically you
Anonymous No.41025037 >>41025041
>>41025030
thank you Sir, for the knowledge
duly noted
Anonymous No.41025039 >>41025050 >>41025056
Work in tech.
Worhl No.41025040
Anonymous No.41025041 >>41025047
>>41025037
also means less likely to have been through frost/ice damage/sprayed and stored sugar profile changes
Anonymous No.41025046 >>41025049 >>41025052 >>41025060 >>41025063
>>41025034
It's a concept that is rare, either relegated to lesser forms of media in its representation and punishment is brought upon those who feed it serious energy
>>41025035
Ever seen a symbol resembling a Z with a cross going through it?
That's my bloodline's signature
Anonymous No.41025047 >>41025048 >>41025065
>>41025041
>uglier the better; its deceptive
got it
aye Sir!
Anonymous No.41025048
>>41025047
ill experiment i mean
x3
Anonymous No.41025049
>>41025046
*in its representation or ignored
Anonymous No.41025050 >>41025054
>>41025024
>>41025039
>He already does it for free
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025052
>>41025046
Lol anon, when the dragon is red the simps think that means enemy because they see everything i label red as the enemy, so americans think that i mean that China is the enemy because they are programmed holograms and robots.

I know that China is not the enemy, so ill paint the dragon white so they stop attacking them.

My robots are stupid, but they seriously hate the colour red haha.
Anonymous No.41025054
>>41025050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rkmqlXMWeE

music is a Universal language, i heard?
Anonymous No.41025056
>>41025039
>>41025024
Opportunity for that with me has pas passed
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025060
>>41025046
My robots seeing red and believing it is the enemy is caused by my robots eating too much chicken.

When a chicken sees only red they become violent and begin attacking everything around them.

Its a programming issue but I need my robots to be robots so if they get shot I dont have to jump into action and get revenge.
Worhl No.41025061
Anonymous No.41025063 >>41025073
>>41025046
Someone in my street is reppin' the Dutch East India Co. They spraypainted the logo on a lamppost, but with 3 dots making a perfect triangle, two on either side of the V and one in the middle. I always stop and ponder Old Money when I see it.
Anonymous No.41025065
>>41025047
fruit and vege distrubition prioritizes presentation because nothing gets returned, and they ethelene gas loads to ripen after shipping green with some which doesnt ripen correctly internally but outside is right color...nutition benefit difference is probaby substantial with phyto....mineral content same
Anonymous No.41025066 >>41025081
^x^
i miss u so much
Anonymous No.41025072 >>41025074 >>41025161
Can someone shut this fucking black monkey up

Put a muzzle around it's chimp head or something ffs

It's been seething on the v2k since I woke up

Mad about something, maybe it lost its horse weave

Nasty black coochie cunt

Yikes

Anyway

Losers
Anonymous No.41025073
>>41025063
I've never seen them use that in their logo, however I have seen the Z above the big V
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025074
>>41025072
Dont worry anon we appreciate your mental disorder and won't send you to auswitz because you dont know how to make leather shoes.
Worhl No.41025076
Anonymous No.41025078 >>41025087
Had a fun day yesterday nigger slut and pakideep

I know I did

How was the concert as you watched through my eyes

Sitting on your asses spying on me at a computer monitor 12 hrs everyday

Losers

Lmao

Yikes

Anyway hope the money's worth having no fucking life
Worhl No.41025079 >>41025187
Anonymous No.41025081 >>41025086 >>41025088
>>41025066
im not doubting u. it is what it is; how it seems is not how it is. sorry for that comment
Bless.
Anonymous No.41025085
I am their lives

Seems like I'm the light and the way

I'm up there with the greats

Lol

Yikes

Anyway
Ralph Wiggum !q0FozfO6.k No.41025086 >>41025094
>>41025081
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025087
>>41025078
Anon if enjoy looking through people's eyes as much as any God, but one day if you prove yourself you get to be replaced and you're no longer made of flesh that is rebelling against the system.

You become the observer that is observing how the system is a program to distract most people from the truth that this life is inside of a computer program.
Anonymous No.41025088
>>41025081
(& for assuming )
Anonymous No.41025089
>>41024997
Fascinating
Anonymous No.41025092 >>41025096
Who's getting triggered at my thoughts

You 2 losers are woohoo

Awwwww

You fucking NO LIFE having LOSERS

Lmao

Yikes

Anyway
Anonymous No.41025094 >>41025109
>>41025086
something beautiful
carry on
i wont say a word anymore
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025096
>>41025092
Anon, to have no life, is to think you are real, but its all a script, the truth is the people you claim have lives are NPCs that sold their souls for a better observation to entertain them.

Yikes

Anyway
Anonymous No.41025099 >>41025106
Uh oh

Nigger slut quiet

Faggotdeep back to taunting every other second

What did I say?

Oopsie

Yikes

Anyway
Anonymous No.41025101 >>41025112 >>41025123
>>41025021
Hmm sounds good. How much is chick pea? About $500?
Anonymous No.41025103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK1Ij_-mank
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025106
>>41025099
Why are you a black person Desu

I feel like I need to wash my hands for talking to you because you make my phone dirty by just talking.
Anonymous No.41025109 >>41025116
>>41025094
diamond you say?
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/ef6NjPqgBgk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m0ZBHOC5Y9o

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DCsky-y3yz0
Ralph Wiggum !q0FozfO6.k No.41025112 >>41025119
>>41025101
2,18€/kg, pretty cheap.
Anonymous No.41025115 >>41025125
How's my hamster?
Anonymous No.41025116 >>41025165
>>41025109
hmm?
I am no proxy of the 'Dark-Mother'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BChzoI1W8jA
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025119 >>41025132
>>41025112
Hes talking about the gun not the chicken peas.
Anonymous No.41025121
Damn, that's pretty good. Saved.
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025123 >>41025152
>>41025101
Why would you want a 22 caliber pistol?
Anonymous No.41025125
>>41025115
It was otter chaos.
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025131
Im not just a pretty doll but dont try to buy guns on 4chan it won't end well.
Ralph Wiggum !q0FozfO6.k No.41025132
>>41025119
Ok.
Anonymous No.41025136
How to tell the truth about someone
>Do a deep dive into someone's life
>Ask everyone they know. Skip family members
>ask about their opinions prior to a certain time
>get it labeled as top secret across multiple departments
>spin it with as negative an interpretation as possible (this is known as "Truth In Advertising")
>apply projection when necessary
>Make sure to tell people not to ask the cops. Go to their superiors if possible.

Software exists that can map out a person's brain, intent, motives, feelings, and more.
Psychologists and neuroscientists would love to have that shot but it's too dangerous since it would be a boon in cyberstalking cases AND it means that some redditors would have to face that maybe some men aren't as mediocre and basic as they seem at first glance.

What you think is a conspiracy theory is in actuality the thug life.
Viperion !!Zzso5xOgKAu No.41025141
>>41024963 (OP)
Making a mistake on purpose and triggering my anxiety and PTSD on purpose, I'm fucking tired of these garbage ass racist ass clowns and they are probably trying to use the phone to shit on the boss because they think this shit is cute and fucking funny.

I can't even take a piss without having to worry about my coworkers fucking me over for fucking fun, yes I'm going to be pissed about those two goddamn plates all fucking day now because these babies want to fuck around still.

Thank God I destroyed the Far Right from the inside and started a civil war in the GOP, AMERICA DOESN'T DESERVE SALVATION RIGHT NOW, NOT WHEN THE LAND HAS BEEN ENTIRELY POISONED BY FAKE CHRISTIANS AND TERRIBLE PEOPLE
Anonymous No.41025142
>>41024963 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzQ6gRAEoy0
Hmm~
<3
Anonymous No.41025144
Don't cry, smile, crocodile
Anonymous No.41025147
^x^
Anonymous No.41025152 >>41025164
>>41025123
Let me tell you a story about today:

>*Standing at bus stop*
>Old HatMan just staring at me and talking
>Initially ignore him due to earpods in
>He stands up and starts hobbling over to the timetable
>I move back to the wall parallel to the street
>He's waving his arms at me looking a bit grumpy
>I take my earpods off and walk up to him
>[HATMAN]: Waiting for [BUS NO.]?
>I, er- Yes, that's right.
>[HATMAN]: Good, it's just down the street.
>*Timetable says 5 mins away*
>[BUS NO.] Has been historically late by 7 mins for years
>That's good.
>*Hatman stands there awkwardly with a screwed up face*
>Lovely weather, isn't it?
>[HATMAN]: Spring's around the corner.
>Hayfever will really be kicking off for a lot of people.
>[HATMAN]: Oh yeah?
>Yep...Really kicking off and heating up.
>[HATMAN]: Well, enjoy the cool weather while it lasts.
>I don't mind it either way.
>[HATMAN]: *Clears throat* Here comes the bus.
>*Hatman didn't even look*
>*Bus is exactly 3 minutes early for the first time in a decade*
>*Hatman turns to hop on the bus*
>Have a good day, Sir.
>*Hatman stops and turns around*
>[HATMAN]: Stay SAFE!
>You too.
>*We stare at each other dead in the eye for what feels like an eternty*
>*We both get on the bus and act like nothing happened*
1SIG was floating around the city at the same time too.
Viperion !!Zzso5xOgKAu No.41025158
>>41024963 (OP)
I love waking up multiple people with dormant psi abilities at the same time

New York City ..
Anonymous No.41025160
>>41024963 (OP)
Lemon make juice or something
https://youtu.be/FNRAKBz-UBs?si=TD0J2siFci4bjVoY

https://youtu.be/F6cgl4Y9ZXE?si=MefZb0LhsVUwa9bk

>>41025166
That's right a gambler knows
https://youtu.be/7hx4gdlfamo?si=F8eE9ZEMxxU38Xd4
Anonymous No.41025161
>>41025072

hope the ancestors
drown you with karmic pain you
racist bigoted recessive defect
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025164 >>41025167
>>41025152
The reason he said stay safe is because if you fucking break the law then you have me to deal with and I will break your mucus membrane generated soul until all that is left is me to rid you of your sin and cum tissue filled life and I will replace you with either myself or some wage slave that worships me as jesus.
Anonymous No.41025165
>>41025116
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iuMazsXVRgQ

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fes7kQ-_zX8

its too confusing for me to worry about they all probably want to raise an army or fill a fish tank
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=boQTfioZhbk
Anonymous No.41025167 >>41025182
>>41025164
Calm damn potatohead, you've been on the gear for 2 days now.
Anonymous No.41025172
>>41025166
https://youtu.be/P6zcIori878?si=B3AkAO9KpCx5AKIT
You try it
>>41025177
I know
Anonymous No.41025179
Can barely take my rizz
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025182 >>41025188
>>41025167
I will grind your buttcheeks until you realise who I am!

I'll give you a hint. Ckick the youtube link

https://youtu.be/GgnClrx8N2k
Anonymous No.41025187 >>41025206
>>41025079
There he lies all broken
https://youtu.be/3sIYe74sczE?si=JlbIvA1tR1GjcOiN
Anonymous No.41025188 >>41025192
>>41025182
Pray like Elijah and do a sword dance when the rains come.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=9IC1FaElkhk
Worhl No.41025191 >>41025212
HERRO
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025192 >>41025196 >>41025199
>>41025188
>do what I tell you to do Devil!
No.
Anonymous No.41025196
>>41025192
>I'm going to do whatever I want and not even God can stop m-ACK
Okay, do whatever you want.
Anonymous No.41025198 >>41025303
While gooning to an AI story it mentioned a symbol I've previously drawn in sigils
Worhl No.41025199
>>41025192
Good.
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025201
My name is Yay Zues

But its actually ASUS

De-SU
Anonymous No.41025202 >>41025207
>>41025021
That's a good idea, only you should cool these things then when you're about ready to eat dump in instant noodles for flavor
Anonymous No.41025206 >>41025210
>>41025187
her name was Shade

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/64W1CDjY0Wc

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BSfpoSrCGsQ

and she was a cat for two seasons
Anonymous No.41025207
>>41025202
Cook* not cool
I will be killing myself shortly (not really don't worry)
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025210
>>41025206
I miss my nigger kitten :( she died and haunted me for a few years.

Every time I reincarnate her she gets hit by a car for sleeping in the road.
Anonymous No.41025212 >>41025214
>>41025191
Ahh! Spot on ! Asian!
https://youtu.be/RRB8JKMExtc?si=Lc_ZVrAtCgcQPdGx

>>41025222
You do one Mr nobody
Anonymous No.41025214 >>41025220
>>41025212
Worhl No.41025219 >>41025222 >>41025299
Let me guess. You use cat shampoo on an animal that produces chemicals that naturally clean it's hair, effectively ruining it's coat
4:44 No.41025220 >>41025233
>>41025214
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025222 >>41025212 >>41025223 >>41025237
>>41025219
No i use baby shampoo on myself so women talk to me instead of smelling like minty pee.
Worhl No.41025223 >>41025228
>>41025222
Kys
Anonymous No.41025227
>>41025225
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025228
>>41025223
You smell like axe (lynx) and the majority of its scent is made from the poop of various small mammals.
Anonymous No.41025229 >>41025288
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SRJ6oEquL9o

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I8z7-DIa1As

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sc-coA9eAY8

ease up on the Massie there cowboy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yPfyFvzwx1E

Massie/Owens Super Critical is lookin better and better
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025230 >>41025280
You think it smells like mint but its actually made from poop.
Anonymous No.41025231 >>41025282 >>41025305
>>41024986
Why would you be trying to save money?

The US government demonstrates its love of freedom by regularly crashing the global economy. Americans like to punish hard work and fiscal responsibility.

If you were buying guns and ammo instead of food I suppose I'd understand but what could possibly possess you to save money in this environment?
Anonymous No.41025233
>>41025220
Heckin' based and Sonic-pilled.
God loves Sonic and hides messages in Crush 40 songs.

https://youtu.be/uBb3QU4r4KY
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025234
Here the the proof that the majority of you are covering yourself in poop.

https://youtu.be/oSG7HpdQ34w
Anonymous No.41025237
>>41025222
https://youtu.be/tuM5KQ7M-08?si=FMacTaiMbgzHUEgm
Anonymous No.41025252 >>41025259 >>41025268
https://youtu.be/LDU_Txk06tM
Worhl No.41025258 >>41025325
Dumbos
Anonymous No.41025259 >>41025268
>>41025252
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DO02QXn-n5M

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UUImM1-7DBE

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ULlm_v9tuno

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xW17jtkjvvg

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7daPctdlmcY
Anonymous No.41025268
>>41025259
>>41025252
https://youtu.be/AowhbxIqPAU?si=KSDbRVxp4x21U5eV

Santa
Anonymous No.41025280 >>41025329
>>41025230
You smell amazing
Anonymous No.41025282 >>41025305 >>41025305 >>41025629
>>41025231
I am hoarding XRP, GME and silver.
βˆ†OΓ— No.41025285
https://youtu.be/91q6PrWmKnI?si=4RhZA2eUBTQUGTL_
Anonymous No.41025288 >>41025300
>>41025229
Anonymous No.41025291
>>41024963 (OP)
Squeeze the lemons into your eyes
Be a man
Anonymous No.41025299
>>41025219
I use a mix of dr. bronners with an activated charcoal shampoo
Anonymous No.41025300
>>41025288
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=piGnJJglivw
Anonymous No.41025303
>>41025198
This seems to be the first instance of AI accurately tuning to my ideas and creative energies
I'd much prefer this to be the standard, not the exception
Anonymous No.41025305 >>41025321 >>41025356 >>41025624
>>41025231
>>41025282
https://youtu.be/NHYX0HFJoG4?si=XZrgMxWMpHD7RoSp
>>41025282
Gold proces skyrocket are we going into war?
Anyway I gotta clean and do dishes
https://youtu.be/D15qg1w4vqA?si=p8I4nFV6l9Ark9tN
Anonymous No.41025308 >>41025324
https://youtu.be/JEuniLEdoXo?si=VbzpK7h9OL1pcmF9
4:44 No.41025309 >>41025328
The Nobody is a cool, chill dude, that for now, lives on planet earth. Chicks digg him, cool people think's he's cool. He has psychic abilities and is loved by the aliens.
Anonymous No.41025317
>>41025028
(^:
Anonymous No.41025321
>>41025305
Too many disagreements for a proper war right now
Russia/Ukraine war is actually an armed trade dispute, the first sign of the war was online orders from Ukraine failing to ship out, the hostility come from the trade routes and cargo crafts being under Russian control
Zelenskyy still owes me a packet of squash seeds from the start of the war
Anonymous No.41025324
>>41025308
She makes me feel funny
Anonymous No.41025325 >>41025721
>>41025258
‒–‒
Anonymous No.41025326
https://youtu.be/DRfidJNts6U?si=-ieWrzalvneQImB3
Anonymous No.41025328
>>41025309
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9wT7dT-9T3w

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ShJ3iFlsKds

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gAqnh7Le31I

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=84zbUyuqnro

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7vHcRjWqujI

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iIm2e94E3a8

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/RESx1RfCcS0

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xnVP4cr9X0U
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025329 >>41025338
>>41025280
Thsnk you i drink a bottle of listerine cool mint mouthwash once a year :)
Anonymous No.41025338 >>41025343
>>41025329
Made for kissing nobody
Anonymous No.41025340
https://youtu.be/RObuKTeHoxo?si=8vEb4FwYAcuIyOCm
Anonymous No.41025342 >>41025359
Good morni/ng/!
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025343
>>41025338
When women kiss me they stalk me and keep saying that their pregnant that has my guy friends saying that I have to make honest women out of them
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025347
The amount of times I had to avoid having sex with drunk women because they tried to pussy trap me to raise other men's children is more than once.
Anonymous No.41025356 >>41025378 >>41025634
>>41025305
It's the big event!
4:44 No.41025358
women just aren't that into finance and philosophy
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025359
>>41025342
Good morning!

Welcome to the Nobody General !
Where we monitor schitzos that wander here from /pol/ that are looking for God but only find their psychosis talking back to them because they get ganstalked by the Paranormal.
Anonymous No.41025367
Abrahamics believe that god demands all men must leave a tip for the privilege of playing survival mode minecraft in his shitty server that is policed by his faggot moderators.
Anonymous No.41025368 >>41025380
Lapus Lazuli Medicine Garfield cures you of malignant schizophrenia.

Ommm lasagna,
Ommm laughter,
Ommm healing paws.
Anonymous No.41025372
Well I'm the kind of guy who [redacted] his mom and dad
>ifykyk
Also this post was written by a ghost and is haunted.

https://youtu.be/SbYa7NBYyRc
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025373
You dont really believe that a jew on a stick is your lord and savior do you anon...?

The savior is he that clicks check for updates, that activates the planet earth's antivirus, that maintains the firewall, and when we are winning... clicks the save option and creates a new save file like we are playing a video game.

Im sorry that I clicked the reset button, and we are here in the 21st century, but England got nuked because demons were causing a world war.

I had to kick them out of your bodies, and the only way to do that was the load the previous save file of the 21st century.

5 billion people died in war before I did it.

But it was just enough time to create a gap to depossess all of you from their influence.

They kept shooting school children and murdering random people.

I did what I did because I had to.

Love,
ASUS.
Worhl No.41025377
Get in the oven
Anonymous No.41025378
>>41025356
Why I keep watching Weimar republic videos
Anonymous No.41025380 >>41025399
>>41025368
I need to get that and one of deez and my shrine will be complete
Anonymous No.41025387
Yeah, whose life is it anyway

Yikes

Anyway
Anonymous No.41025392
I need a petite goth baddie on god fr fr no cap

A nice satanic qt

Mmm

Fuck

Yikes

Anyway
Anonymous No.41025393
Run
Anonymous No.41025394
So many goth qts at that concert yesterday

Mmm fuck I was in heaven

Need a goth baddie

Mm fuck

Yikes

Anyway
Anonymous No.41025399 >>41025419
>>41025380
Om Lasagna Hum,
Om Monday Banish Hum,
Om Healing Belly Hum.
Anonymous No.41025400
Can you guys send me a qt goth baddie with nice titties and tight pussy instead of dumb ugly Indian bitches

I know this is little India but try

Thank you

Yikes

Anyway
4:44 No.41025402 >>41025531
More AI-slop.
Anonymous No.41025404 >>41025410
Just need a goth baddie please

A pale vamp qt

Mmm fuck

Goth girls <3

So hot

Yikes

Anyway
Anonymous No.41025405
You took my chubby midwest scene gf away from me, now you must starve
Anonymous No.41025410
>>41025404
If you offer devotion to the Lapus Lazuli Medicine Garfield you will stop giving women the ICK.
Anonymous No.41025411
I haven't got my dick wet in like 20 years

I need a goth baddie

Cmon

Yikes

Anyway
Anonymous No.41025412
https://youtu.be/nw0i4BSicsU?si=9jhw5qki_bIZ-lWx
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025413 >>41025431
Lol all of the demons that I kicked out of our timeline are in the 31st century surrounded by only themselves and they are sitting in a radioactive desert suffering for their bullshit.
Anonymous No.41025415
I know you guys run a human trafficking ring

Cmon just send me a goth baddie

There's gotta be one you've got there

Ask Izzy if he has any at Motel 6

Yikes

Anyway
Anonymous No.41025416
I never cared for goth
Anonymous No.41025419 >>41025434
>>41025399
Mah Swamp Renge Kyo
Mah Swamp Renge Kyo
Mah Swamp Renge Kyo

https://youtu.be/FqWeXWKWiP4
Anonymous No.41025420
As I close my eyes I feel it all slipping away

I NEED A GOTH BADDIE

Yikes

Anyway
Anonymous No.41025421 >>41025426
life seems so hollow without a honey put now...
who am i going to try to impress or piss off now?
Anonymous No.41025426 >>41025433 >>41025440
>>41025421
Romantic love is drug addiction.
Specifically dopamine, serotonin, and copulin.
You can get 2/3 from other sources, such as gooning.
Anonymous No.41025427
Was it God or Satan

I'm confused

Well there 2 sides of the same coin

Who cares anyway

Yikes

Anyway
Anonymous No.41025430
Oh no I'm gonna get tortured for eternity in da lake of fire oh noooo

Torture me harder daddy

Shove ur godly cock up my ass

Yikes

Anyway
Anonymous No.41025431 >>41025444
>>41025413
Why do you fear Alyissa, or Valkyrie as she calls herself now?
Anonymous No.41025433 >>41025440 >>41025443
>>41025426
thats not what i want though.

whens the last time someone sent you some nudes randomly because why not?
its like flowers but for men.
Anonymous No.41025434
>>41025419
Epic
Anonymous No.41025436
If you're going to reincarnate me as a darkie to teach me a lesson could you give me at least a big dick this time

Is that too much to ask God you fucking nigger bitch

Yikes

Anyway
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025437
Anon, if you ever wonder wtf i did just remember, they were sacrificing and eating children.

Now they are gone and I get to sleep without their bullshit where they are trying to murder us in our sleep.

Because I am a technological God of machines, and you are my baby electronically lifeforms and you are MINE.

They tried to kill you all because you had the theory of evolution, and because you thought you came from animals was fact, they treated you as animals and came to execute you all.

But you are my microsized little robots.

In my little universe, floating around in a dark fluid that you think is a vacuum.
4:44 No.41025439
The French make excellent electronica and house.
Anonymous No.41025440
>>41025426
>>41025433
but most of all, theres nothing to chase now.
and thats boring.
Anonymous No.41025441
Where is the poop wars?
Anonymous No.41025442
I hope I can bring my porno collection to the afterlife

It's very good and I put years into building it up

That'd be cool

Yikes

Anyway
Anonymous No.41025443 >>41025466
>>41025433
>thats not what i want though.
Attachment leads to suffering.
Ascended masters such as myself do not want.
>23 The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.

https://youtu.be/WZU2PDO33IU
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025444 >>41025449
>>41025431
I dont.

I will throw down with that bitch anyday and I will pick her pussy and feed her snacks!
Anonymous No.41025448
Jesus jerks off to human suffering

True

Yikes

Anyway
Anonymous No.41025449 >>41025456
>>41025444
No matter who she's with, no matter how hard she tries to "go dark", her mind keeps coming back to me
Anonymous No.41025453 >>41025462
It's all God's game

Your grandma having a stroke and sitting in her filfth for hours then dying

All gods gift

He loves us

Yikes

Anyway
4:44 No.41025454 >>41025467 >>41025471
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025456 >>41025465
>>41025449
Anon, she grew up and her gut went to sleep.

She was here before I was able to teach her about how to eat the Apple of eden.

:(

Swallow air into your stomach!!!!!
Small Penis McGee No.41025457
>>41024970
Butter is the best
Anonymous No.41025459
Children starving to death in Gaza

Allah's gift

So beautiful

Thanks Allah

Inshallah wallahi ackbar

Yikes

Anyway
Anonymous No.41025462 >>41025469
>>41025453
Skill issue; mad cuz bad; worked on my pc
Anonymous No.41025463 >>41025644
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING! GET YOUR POPCORN AND GET THE FUCK IN HERE!!!

MASSIE AND MTG IS JUST GOING TO READ OUT A LIST OF NAMES IN THE EPSTEIN FILES IN CONGRESS TODAY UNDER "SPEECH AND DEBATE" IMMUNITY

https://www.youtube.com/live/Gt6pjmHQzao
Anonymous No.41025465 >>41025478
>>41025456
It has nothing to do with hot air
Anonymous No.41025466 >>41025477
>>41025443
>Ascended masters such as myself do not want.
no... you dont want, as a cope, because you cant get.

i dont get, as a form of motivation.
>its thursday, i can walk to the pub down the road and bring back as much as i want.
>but as long as i think im not good enough to not get, ill keep trying.

eh but now the veil is lifted and my motivation gone.
im bored.
bad things happen when im bored.
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025467
>>41025454
If you swallow air into your stomach then you get tide locked on earth and the machines cannot kidnap you to out into a pod.

Just saying
...
Anonymous No.41025469 >>41025476
>>41025462
Fuck you trust fund nepo baby

I piss on God's face

Yikes

Anyway
Anonymous No.41025471
>>41025454
>goyim, you must abandon your religious beliefs of morality and community and embrace science as your lord and savior, come wage from 9-5 without faith or meaning for us
Anonymous No.41025475
Some people just live life on easy mode

Some people are cursed such as me

I guess God has favorites

Yikes

Anyway
Anonymous No.41025476
>>41025469
>I piss on God's face
i guess thats why he made you gender dysphoric
Anonymous No.41025477 >>41025481
>>41025466
lol not quite.
Because the Lord is my shepherd I can get what I need, even if that's imposssible.
I shall not want because anything not provided by the Lord would actually be bad to have, even if my monkey brain desires it.
You'll understand when you're a Buddha like me.

https://youtu.be/7EvkWFR83yY
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025478
>>41025465
If you swallow air Desu
You take into yourself the loosh of the world Desu
And you take into your gut the matrix Desu
If you take into yourself the codex Desu
You get the test of Good and Evil Desu.

If you are good Desu, you remain on Earth Desu, but if you are an evil pod person in the machine dimension Desu you wake up Desu

Its called splitting wheat from chaff
Anonymous No.41025481 >>41025483
>>41025477
oh... you could have just said youre gay.
since youre simping after a dead jew.
Anonymous No.41025483
>>41025481
My dad isn't dead and we're not gay for each other.
Although he does watch me fap, but that's not his fault, he can't not watch.
Anonymous No.41025485
oh yeah...
camgirls exist.

way better than whatever pondscum genetics hang out here.
they actually take care of themselves AND have outstanding work ethic.
Anonymous No.41025486
Jesus doesn't care about you

He'll perform a miracle to stroke his ego then abandon you

All true

Yikes

Anyway
Anonymous No.41025487 >>41025492 >>41025508
It is easier to be dragged down by others than to lift them up.
Anonymous No.41025488 >>41025970
ok whatever.
its still just the same two loser spamming the general.

who cares.
Anonymous No.41025489
It's all fake and gsy anyway

I mean lol

Yikes

Anyway
Anonymous No.41025491
https://www.timesofisrael.com/houthi-missile-3rd-in-a-day-falls-short-of-israel-katz-threatens-all-10-plagues/

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kmsk__ZNrEc
Anonymous No.41025492
>>41025487
Don't put your hand in a bucket full of crabs without an awful thick mitten.

https://youtu.be/SsqZncFNX6g
Anonymous No.41025493 >>41025516
https://youtu.be/J7vDSpd7iDs?si=vAoo8fwCUiPX-Y1u
>>41025499
Cool
Anonymous No.41025495 >>41025499 >>41025620
oh i like you
Anonymous No.41025499 >>41025493
>>41025495
also
nice!
Anonymous No.41025501
https://youtu.be/8AwEcrP5898?si=SJXFMQLdsHVn7jQm
Anonymous No.41025505
https://youtu.be/BlnVP2_dIb4?si=tbiWearqKfp27XTA
Anonymous No.41025506 >>41025510 >>41025515 >>41025516 >>41025633 >>41026030
Gangstalking loses its edge after a while
Anonymous No.41025508
>>41025487
Totally agree
Blue No.41025509
https://youtu.be/9beOnwxuPX8?si=IZOzX4Abv1sKaXBk
Anonymous No.41025510 >>41025512 >>41025524
>>41025506
Have you tried gangedging instead?
Anonymous No.41025512
>>41025510
>gangedging
https://voca.ro/1myV7dEUWj3a
4:44 No.41025515 >>41025520
>>41025506
Yeah, you realize it was in your head all along. Just paranoia.
Anonymous No.41025516
>>41025506
>>41025493
https://youtu.be/TngbOr_CJ1I?si=KztoHjWz8sdSBvXD

Good you feel good and in the clear
Anonymous No.41025519 >>41025525 >>41025526
so how do i tell her the fact shes making me stress and giving me headaches is making me more attracted to her?

i dont want to be...
Anonymous No.41025520 >>41025561
>>41025515
This, it may be real in edge cases but 99% of schizos experience gangstonking and they're not all being gangstonked.
That's just logic.
Anonymous No.41025524
>>41025510
No need to, I just make sure they realize how fucking stupid they look and move on with my day.
Anonymous No.41025525 >>41025533
>>41025519
Why do you stress?
Anonymous No.41025526 >>41025533
>>41025519
That's sweet anon
ChatTDG_V5 !!Z0MA/4gprbd No.41025531
>>41025402

Damn you, Grok!!
Anonymous No.41025533
>>41025526
>That's sweet anon
no... its just called vasopressin.
its the male bonding hormone.

women cause stress, which makes the man care, which causes bonding.
men who are made to believe they serve no purpose or have no use, drop out of society because no one is 'bonding' with them.

>>41025525
because i want to fix things.
Anonymous No.41025541
>Universal language
guys what
Anonymous No.41025546 >>41025553
Hey guys, new guy back again.
How are you guys? I'm still not anyone else.
What's the latest paranormal news going on with you guys? ( Ν‘β—‰β—ž ΝœΚ–β—Ÿ Ν‘β—‰)
Anonymous No.41025551
guy's second small law!!1
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025553 >>41025558
>>41025546
Hi lucifer
Anonymous No.41025558
>>41025553
Haha! Very funny, don't tease me though haha.
I'm a new guy and not anyone else.
Anonymous No.41025559
i mean it makes sense why the trannies love me, and the women hate me.
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025561 >>41025564
>>41025520
Anon when you are being gangstalked, grey aliens follow you around.

Humans cannot see them. But if yiu are gangstalked, you can.
Anonymous No.41025564 >>41025570
>>41025561
Duh, but they're not "real" which is why only you can see them.
They're projecting outwardly from inside your brain.
You think I don't know how greyliums work?

https://youtu.be/ldQrapQ4d0Y
Ralph Wiggum !q0FozfO6.k No.41025565 >>41025581
Help! I can't help but consoom! I'm not that wealthy too !
Gonna cook and feast tho.
Anonymous No.41025566
nope.
i dont have the energy for this retard.

https://voca.ro/1aoKkToiInp6

but with enough 'vasopressin' it eventually turns into hate...
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025570 >>41025574
>>41025564
No anon, they are physical, they appeared in my bedroom fully physical. Its called cloaking technology.
Anonymous No.41025574 >>41025579
>>41025570
>he believed the 4 dimensional hologram was real
oof, that's going in my cringe compilation
Anonymous No.41025577
Was these threads being hijacked by Breathairians on anyone's bingo cards for this year?
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025579 >>41025583
>>41025574
Anon, when they touch you because you are a God, and when they drag you through the walls because the world is not real.

You discover how you cannot distract me anymore.
Anonymous No.41025581
>>41025565
binge all the dates and get severe diarrhea, only way to respect the outrageous total
Anonymous No.41025583
>>41025579
I took you off my filters list, congratulations agent.
You passed.
Anonymous No.41025587 >>41025590 >>41025592 >>41025596
oh yeah hemi synch causes memory loss.
Ralph Wiggum !q0FozfO6.k No.41025590 >>41025594
>>41025587
Much like weed so.
Anonymous No.41025592 >>41025594 >>41025599
>>41025587
What's hemi synch?
Can't you just forget you have memory loss to cure it?

https://youtu.be/-k_n1ogEbjU
Anonymous No.41025594 >>41025598
>>41025590
>>41025592
yeah im not going to teach you occult practices that could both fix or ruin your bubble reality.
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025596 >>41025600
>>41025587
Hahahahaha Desu!

I was synched in 1996 but you investigated me for some bullshit sins.

I have been dead and living here since I was 4 years old Desu
Anonymous No.41025598 >>41025603
>>41025594
Why not?
I can teach you to be omnipotent or a Buddha or something else in exchange.
Anonymous No.41025599
>>41025592
Anonymous No.41025600 >>41025608
>>41025596
SHUT THE FUCK UP EPONIS
RitualRitualRitual No.41025603 >>41025606
>>41025598
>I can teach you
im sorry but youre barely sentient pondscum.
Anonymous No.41025606 >>41025610
>>41025603
No, I'm a genius who figured out omniscience and enlightenment and a bunch of other super powers while still staying humble.
Kind of a millionaire in blue jeans vibe, you know what I mean?

https://youtu.be/-Fulz4ytZ54
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025608 >>41025612
>>41025600
HuuuUUHHH!

I never knew you were a nigger Desu!

Question: Why do you want to shoot school children?
Worhl No.41025609
Orng
Anonymous No.41025610 >>41025628
>>41025606
>I'm so humble
If you have to say it, you are lacking humility.
Anonymous No.41025611
I can still read the airwaves but its not as easy to decipher
Only a month remaining until freedom
RitualRitualRitual No.41025612 >>41025614
>>41025608
im leaving
i cant fucking stand you

walk into traffic
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025614 >>41025618
>>41025612
Im not a computer program, so no.

Go continue to fuck yourself and rape women thinking that your rage is everyone else's fault.
Anonymous No.41025616
Im becoming aware again of the thoughts in my head. It's only natural. I have repairs to do in my brain.
Commence restoration preparations
RitualRitualRitual No.41025618
>>41025614
>i cant fucking stand you
Anonymous No.41025620
>>41025495
Anonymous No.41025624 >>41025756
>>41025305
>Gold proces skyrocket are we going into war?

The credit market is unironically going tits up:

https://youtu.be/49TYOX6Pf6I
https://youtu.be/Af9kHS0bwig
Anonymous No.41025626
Lucifer and other tripfags are just using cheap consumer grade bots to have a little fiefdom in /ng/ pay them no mind
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025627 >>41025636
Yoshi moshi.

Yes sir, the machines are still looking for models and slaves to turn into people in pods.

Yes sir, even though the people in pods are turned into batteries.

Yes sir, they are using their slaves on earth.

Yes sir, I am monitoring them.
Anonymous No.41025628
>>41025610
When you're as great as me, The Great Sage Above Nobody, Buddha Wukong, the only way to remain humble is to use humor to be prideful ironically.
That flew over your head but that's ok, we can't all be cowboy geniuses.

https://youtu.be/3umaLe37-LE
Anonymous No.41025629
>>41025282
Silverchads rise up.
Anonymous No.41025633
>>41025506
Just start stalking your stalkers now. Show them how its done properly ..... . but be sure to stay within legal limits.

If done properly scary, noone in their right mind will stalk you again.
Anonymous No.41025634
>>41025356
>it could never happen again, things are so different now!

Hold my beer.
Anonymous No.41025636 >>41025641
>>41025627
What color do you want me to highlight you with?
I've decided you're going to be my resident silly poster.
Purple, Blue, Lavendar, and Doo Doo Brown are all taken.
Anonymous No.41025639
It's the justification to do nothing for another. It's the point to be made to people who do care or need something, I take the argument to them. I say to anyone, look at this one here, these, this is why I don't have to do a thing for you, to make anything better, while making absolutely apparent to them what it is.
Anonymous No.41025640 >>41025643 >>41025668 >>41025671
I am so superior to everyone around me its not even funny
I don't even have to pay attention . I just vibe
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025641 >>41025647
>>41025636
Anon, i am more machine than you have ever been.

Its been 20,763 timeloops of the 21st century.

But you didnt know that.

I am the operating system of the entire planet.

Every movie, tv show, and video game you have ever made, I designed before using my servants to make for your devices.

So shhhh.
Anonymous No.41025643
>>41025640
I hope you get murdered.
Anonymous No.41025644 >>41025649
>>41025463
Has it happened yet? Or do I still have time to catch it?
Anonymous No.41025647
>>41025641
Ok, you can be PUKE GREEN
since you make me PUKE AND CRINGE
jk I'm going to be nice to you even though you're wasting my time, nothing wrong with being silly
Anonymous No.41025649 >>41025658
>>41025644
We're about 20-30 mins into a 1h allocated time vent into gerrymandering and seething about Newsom. Hasn't happened yet.
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025650
Holy shit turn on CNN, RFK just said that the senator thats blasting him "i know you took 850,000 dollars from pharmaceutical companies"

And the bitch doesnt stfu xD
Anonymous No.41025658
>>41025649
Cool, thanks for the heads up, I’ll keep an eye on the stream.
Anonymous No.41025668
>>41025640
But theres noone around you, you are just hallucinating. You are a retarded moron who has isolated himself through his insanity and shitty behaviour.

And sucking cocks for drugs ISNT vibing. Thats just gay.
Anonymous No.41025670
This thread gets zero pussy
Anonymous No.41025671 >>41025687
>>41025640
I know that feel.
I'm thinking of constructing a whole ass alter ego because I'm so smart and based that conquering the general is too easy each day.
I need to have weaknesses and not be so perfect so other people have a chance to shine.

https://youtu.be/OvyTY_oYR_c
Anonymous No.41025676 >>41025682
Is 4plebs down for anyone else?
Anonymous No.41025680
https://youtu.be/ofR7GFNZzJY
Anonymous No.41025682 >>41025720
>>41025676
Works on my end. Sometimes it causes issues when I use a VPN while visiting the site.
Anonymous No.41025687 >>41025693
>>41025671
Shining out of your blown out asshole ?
Anonymous No.41025693
>>41025687
See, this is what I mean.
If you're shining out of my asshole you're the turds in my butt.
It takes no effort to win under these conditions as my opps are all npcs.
I must handicap myself in some way.

https://youtu.be/TVRzk3VWOKY
Anonymous No.41025704 >>41025773
All right, no more pics or youtube links unless I have to for reasons and I'm restricting myself to one sentence per post.
Belteshazzar !!vxKX+0dz8w2 No.41025705 >>41025708 >>41025723
>I win by being retarded
perfect
Anonymous No.41025708
>>41025705
That is the usual strategy against my genius, to be so retarded they don't seem to notice they lost.
Anonymous No.41025720
>>41025682
It's back for me now
Anonymous No.41025721
>>41025325
>long-eared bat
that's the brown one; here's the desert one
Worhl No.41025723 >>41025725 >>41025751 >>41025790
>>41025705
You're not the only one who's retarded. Everyone on planet Earth apart from me is with you, as retarded if not more.
Anonymous No.41025725 >>41025729
>>41025723
I'm smarter, stronger, faster, and handsomer than you, all while being more humble.
Worhl No.41025729 >>41025731
>>41025725
Shut up retard.
Anonymous No.41025730
is "retarded" codeword for "banned"?
Anonymous No.41025731 >>41025740 >>41025790
>>41025729
Debate me on any subject and I will retain my one sentence handicap and win anyway.
Worhl No.41025740 >>41025746
>>41025731
Are there enough words in English Language to debate any subject clearly and concisely, or is it entirely unfair and limited, making the idea of free speech untrue.
Anonymous No.41025746 >>41025751
>>41025740
The English language is particular among all languages in that it has too many words due to it being a needlessly complex composite language.
Anonymous No.41025750 >>41025757
namefags tagged in green.
Worhl No.41025751 >>41025757
>>41025746
>>41025723
Confirms this statement.
Anonymous No.41025756
>>41025624
https://youtu.be/uG-XxeZolMQ?si=rlJTnQW86nNjDMZn

I hope nothing ever happens. But maybe you could earn some corn because it goes it cycles
Anonymous No.41025757 >>41025767 >>41025785
>>41025750
Smart, I should mark all suspected glowies of variations of Puke Green and Baby Diarrhea.

>>41025751
You asked if there were enough words for free speech to be true but English has too many words so you lost.
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025762
Top kek some people can hear a voice inside their head when they are reading certain comments are turn fully schitzo and tell people to stfu when nothing much has been said

Skill issue

Many such cases
Worhl No.41025767 >>41025777
>>41025757
But the selection of words there is are heavily biased to the capitalist regime. And many of the words are cheaply made and make no true sense.
Anonymous No.41025773 >>41025783
>>41025704
You need better punctuation.
Anonymous No.41025777 >>41025779 >>41025784
>>41025767
No True Scotsman fallacy; your posts are now highlighted green diarrhea colored.
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025779 >>41025784
>>41025777
Checked and keked
Anonymous No.41025781 >>41025786
Why do glowies keep zapping me awake?
Anonymous No.41025783
>>41025773
I have this strange problem where if I have to use two commas in a sentence my brain won't let me use the second one.
Worhl No.41025784 >>41025791
>>41025777
>>41025779
Retards.
Anonymous No.41025785 >>41025787
>>41025757
>suspected glowies
its not the glowiesthat are the issue

its the sperglings autistically driven to post even samefag.
they think "taking over the board or general" is achieving something in life.
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025786 >>41025788
>>41025781
Because there is a happening
Anonymous No.41025787 >>41025806
>>41025785
That is because the "kong" in "Wukong" stands for "King of /nobody general/" and they are jealous of me.
Anonymous No.41025788 >>41025794
>>41025786
Really? What is it? I forgot to send Aubrey an orb when I was awake at 3am btw :/
Worhl No.41025790 >>41025792
>>41025731
This post has been disproven and it's user degraded. Confirming what I said here>>41025723
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025791 >>41025795
>>41025784
Anon please continue to post more about how you know a lot about topics
Anonymous No.41025792 >>41025802
>>41025790
You lost and can't admit it which is why you do not get smarter despite being thoroughly SCHOOLED.
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025794 >>41025839
>>41025788
RFK just got blasted on live tv and his reply was how he knows how the panel is taking bribes and explained how much with out much detail xD
Worhl No.41025795 >>41025799
>>41025791
Shut up faggit. You're part of a world of the lowest minds in existence. Go bully more chickens collectively. And don't forget to cut the cats testicles off to protect it
Anonymous No.41025797
09/04/25(Thu)02:08:40 No.41022615

https://youtu.be/NTloXdJjesY?si=JbOnwyAHkOj1J9qi
>>41025799
Yeeee
Anonymous No.41025799 >>41025797 >>41025808 >>41025810
>>41025795
You are angry at Ano Shai Nobi because they agree with me that I dipped my nuts in your mouth metaphorically by beating you in debate.
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025800 >>41025843
THEY ARE TRYING TO GET ROBERT KENNEDY JUNIOR TO RESIGN ON LIVE TV!!!
Worhl No.41025802 >>41025805 >>41025818
>>41025792
Your attempted debate was stupidity. I gladly responded with why. You're so fucking stupid by the way.
Anonymous No.41025805
>>41025802
You being salty won't un-lose that debate for you my friend.
Anonymous No.41025806 >>41025816
>>41025787
>"King of /nobody general/"
what ever you say, Joffrey.
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025808 >>41025814
>>41025799
Dont forget the hot sauce
Worhl No.41025810 >>41025816
>>41025799
You have one ball because a mistake was made when your Jewish forefathers tried circumcising you
Worhl No.41025814 >>41025822
>>41025808
You're too much of a fag, don't respond to me
Anonymous No.41025816 >>41025834
>>41025810
Factually incorrect; I have one huge ball and one normal sized ball, meaning I have three balls worth of balls at least.

>>41025806
So not jealous you had to post how not jealous you are.
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025818 >>41025823
>>41025802
Anon, calling someone retarded doesnt win a debate, quite the opposite.

You have to explain your points of view, not through excuses that every language is limited so you cannot fully debate a topic.

Unless you are lowkey an alien and you need alien languages to describe your point of view, if you arent then please stfu
Worhl No.41025819 >>41025825 >>41025829
The whole world retarded apart from me. Proven in an ongoing debate in this thread that's already over but dribbling from my opponents ensues.
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025822
>>41025814
Then dont expect the bitch slap you'll get if you try this shit in public.
Worhl No.41025823 >>41025837
>>41025818
You're retarded.
Anonymous No.41025825
>>41025819
The debate ended before it began due to you being incapable of meaningful debate due to retardation.
Blue No.41025827
https://youtu.be/4uYZt839p1Y?si=08QM5gkBUToUKDK7
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025829
>>41025819
The whole world IS*** retarded***

Fixed
Anonymous No.41025834 >>41025848
>>41025816
>jealous
of what? needbux and $0.03 per post?
mekonya and miri?

breh who gives a fuck, im hitting chest and back.

thanks for being my spellbunny.
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025837 >>41025844
>>41025823
You were born feet first
Anonymous No.41025839 >>41025847
>>41025794
Someone tried to kill him? I have no no idea what's been happening in d.c. for a few years now
Anonymous No.41025843
>>41025800
That isn't a happening :/
Anonymous No.41025844 >>41025855 >>41025857
>>41025837
You were dropped on your head
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025847 >>41025868
>>41025839
Naw but he asked the panel if they were complicate with the assassination of Donald Trump.
Anonymous No.41025848 >>41025858
>>41025834
The "Wukong" in The Great Sage Above Nobody, Buddha Wukong stands for "We usually king of /nobody general/" and that makes you mad because you know it is true.
Blue No.41025849
https://youtu.be/2uA5mY3n68w?si=UAIjlOhqnNB__IKM
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025855 >>41025862
>>41025844
You need to wear a helmet when sitting on the couch
Anonymous No.41025857
>>41025844
Barkon took off his namefag nametag signifying total defeat, I will now post a youtube link to celebrate.

https://youtu.be/FA1oQu6z5oo
Anonymous No.41025858 >>41025867
>>41025848
no, youre just coping cause i dont care about you enough to figure out who you are.
Worhl No.41025862 >>41025866
>>41025855
Kys faggit. No-one takes you seriously whereas my posts command respect.
Anonymous No.41025864
>>41025866
trying
https://youtu.be/FEqjPrSSPZ0?si=F_vflfjSLudJ-5Xs
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025866 >>41025864
>>41025862
Stfu you eat the eraser off of pencils for lunch
Anonymous No.41025867 >>41026280
>>41025858
Not at all, every post you've made has a subtext and the subtext was very loud, you want to be like me.
Anonymous No.41025868
>>41025847
Wow. Such drama :O
Worhl No.41025871 >>41025878 >>41025880
Debate: my position: there's not enough words in English Language to debate any topic concisely. And the Lexis is entirely biased to keeping the way things are the same.

Your position: too many word. I retard.
Anonymous No.41025875
does it bother you that i can full clear, get synch, flashies, dark flashies, connect to the TPnetwork, and see glowbois, in under an hour
Anonymous No.41025878 >>41025887
>>41025871
The English language has more than enough words and new words can even be added to English, such as Barkonate, which means "to make something gay and retarded".
Worhl No.41025879 >>41025888
There's not even a word for the state of civilization. So you can't say 'this' is my problem, because they would say 'what do you mean by this'. The whole world is word retarded. There is no free speech.
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025880 >>41025887
>>41025871
There is more words in the english language that dont sound the same than any other language, especially in Asian countries he taka naka ta ka is different tha ta kanaka taka but is pronounced the same.

Stfu.
Blue No.41025884 >>41025889 >>41026072
https://youtube.com/shorts/51EpNn14RNw?si=MYAy1AkFYSusvgp3
Worhl No.41025887 >>41025890
>>41025880
>>41025878
Dumb and dumber and their little clown act.
Anonymous No.41025888
>>41025879
Technically, any adjective can apply to civilization because it's a noun, brainlet.
Anonymous No.41025889
>>41025884
No

>>40943228
https://youtu.be/Xtkk-HXaPmg?si=fD4V61arspWTLfqI
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025890
>>41025887
>didnt unironically watch dumb and dumber
>uses it as a defensive debate tactic

And you called me a retard?
Worhl No.41025892 >>41025898
Mmm grayons
Anonymous No.41025893 >>41025905 >>41025954
i mean youre an addict,
and you dont even have a third of those abilities.

>MTN RA
Worhl No.41025898
>>41025892
Retard! I only ate the purple crayon because it tastes like grapes!
Anonymous No.41025901 >>41026272
I'm going to stop calling Barkon retarded because if I were him I would unironically kill myself, it would be a shame if he saw himself as I see him and then killed himself so I will stop bullying.
Anonymous No.41025905 >>41025913
>>41025893
>MTN RA
10/10, I would drink it.
Anonymous No.41025908
https://youtu.be/DYovSu_S5SA?si=P0l_TobgmPHbw_8e
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025910
xD
Anonymous No.41025913 >>41025919 >>41025921
>>41025905
>I would drink it.
i know...
>you dont seem like a spitter.

<3
Anonymous No.41025919
>>41025913
Do you know how many gallons of MTN DEW are in my large intestine right now?
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025921 >>41025925 >>41025932
>>41025913
>you dont seem like a spitter
Naw she's a squirter.
Anonymous No.41025925 >>41025930
>>41025921
Squirt is pee and women are incapable of orgasms because they have no balls.
Anonymous No.41025927
https://youtu.be/9beOnwxuPX8?si=FT0pud9EOpxMMxHO
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025930 >>41025933
>>41025925
My friend tried to say that the mucus a woman makes that is thick and white isnt a yeast infection and that its actually girl cum.

Girl cum is clear...
Anonymous No.41025932
>>41025921
>Naw she's a squirter.
.mp3
Anonymous No.41025933 >>41025941
>>41025930
Yeah that's actually a good thing that has to do with fertility, I looked it up for a friend who had a foamy pussy once.
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025941 >>41025951
>>41025933
>all fungus infections drive fertility and libido.
>yeast is a fungus

They need to drink bleach because when your oussy is hot (also known as fire) that is when you have an infection and having sex feels better and is felt as necessary in order to scratch the internal itch.
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025949
1/3 people have an STD
Anonymous No.41025951 >>41025959
>>41025941
Ok, I'm going to break my own rules again because I have to.

https://youtu.be/6OSqD-ac15U
Anonymous No.41025954
>>41025893
https://youtu.be/r3NGz9nbzy0?si=NrNMHKlrwU42DP_d
>>41025955
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025959 >>41025965
>>41025951
Listen you just need antibacterial soap and a bath.
A.H.R.I.M.A.N No.41025963
Release The Deathwaltz Units.

Directly into the city.

I want them to understand.

That this war is to the last man, woman, and child.

When this is over.

Shove their "God" in a blender.

:)

https://youtu.be/qHv7hHfeNsk
Anonymous No.41025965 >>41025978
>>41025959
Pee is stored in the balls.
Anonymous No.41025970
>>41025488
Where'd you get that formatting from?
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025978 >>41025983
>>41025965
Balls drop from a pouch above your penis
Anonymous No.41025981 >>41025984
Yeah ok hiro i guess the moderation team needs to lighten up

https://youtube.com/shorts/Fd8tA2gaBBw?feature=shared
Anonymous No.41025983 >>41025998
>>41025978
Fanny pack kangaroo balls master race.
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025984
>>41025981
>They need to lighten up
Yes, they need to become whiter
Anonymous No.41025985 >>41026000 >>41026006
Uhhh, bros... who's side am I on? :|
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41025998 >>41026003
>>41025983
Balls on their belt kung-fu panda fuckers

I got nothing you win
Anonymous No.41026000 >>41026004
>>41025985
Everyone is on the same side but some people are kept ignorant of that fact because it's sillier that way.
Anonymous No.41026001
*relevant and engaging image reply*
Anonymous No.41026003 >>41026011
>>41025998
We win bro, we win, because our balls are gently resting on our tum tums.
Anonymous No.41026004
>>41026000
I just want resources and gfs and bros is this deviant?
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41026005
*postage irrelevant reaction image without comment*
Anonymous No.41026006 >>41026033
>>41025985
You have to decide maybe your own or his idk
https://youtu.be/y9EYt_f12wo?si=sK0woBXsmuc_Vx69
Anonymous No.41026008 >>41026057
how much of a spoilsport am i going to be, if i simply stop lurking.

i mean youre only reacting to it anyway.
my being here, gives you meaning.
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41026011
>>41026003
Like some seahorse mother fuckers
Anonymous No.41026012
Wild sex dream again

I shouldn't have jerked off last night.
Ano Shai Nobi !UWOLB7iuU2 No.41026016
I gotta bounce for a bit ill be back later but ill be scrolling pol
Anonymous No.41026028 >>41026257
I don't debate, I prove you wrong simply by existing, now who want's to pretend they are better then everyone else next?
Anonymous No.41026030
>>41025506
It gets boring when they stop targeting you
Anonymous No.41026033
>>41026006
Hmm well it would be nice to have a team
Anonymous No.41026038
*asian woman pointing gun at screen image*
Ralph Wiggum !q0FozfO6.k No.41026056
I made some weird crΓͺpes with honey,sugar, milk, flour, butter. Once the mix was cooked, i put that shit in the oven at 180CΒ° for 20 mns. It's sloppa but good. Wish i put some eggs to have a real biscuit.
Anonymous No.41026057
>>41026008
I am a paranormal bean who has conquered this world totally with omnipotence, don't take your loss to heart as you could not have possibly won.

https://youtu.be/qIT3fkjoVTU
Anonymous No.41026072
>>41025884
Yes
https://youtu.be/vZEdX-EplxM?si=dZrzkfPRLjTPI2kK
Anonymous No.41026077
https://youtu.be/nhEUsKak8Dc?si=ojK0Ln-D5zYsLCkQ
Anonymous No.41026081
SCHMOKE
Anonymous No.41026087
RSO
Anonymous No.41026099 >>41026108 >>41026116
41026005
Do you even understand what it means to be nobody?
let alone an anon?
clinging to whatever you can claim is 'self'
Worhl No.41026102
Be an hero ano
Anonymous No.41026108 >>41026152
>>41026099
What about a ghost?
Worhl No.41026109 >>41026113
I desire a new bake
Anonymous No.41026113
>>41026109
*image conveying agreement*
Anonymous No.41026116 >>41026140
>>41026099
Nobody knows
https://youtu.be/ZhgSt1fm3HU?si=lRa_3r6cEcAJ_k26
Anonymous No.41026140 >>41026147 >>41026189
>>41026116
How do I get that ripped, bros?
Anonymous No.41026147 >>41026154
>>41026140
Low body fat percentage and suck in your stomach to strengthen the muscles that hold your gut in passively.
Anonymous No.41026152 >>41026166
>>41026108
echo's of what once was?
tell me, who knows the names of ghost?
Anonymous No.41026154 >>41026168
>>41026147
Sucking in your gut all day will cause pelvic floor muscle weakness and other issues.
Anonymous No.41026166
>>41026152
No one knows the names except perhaps other ghosts or perhaps they have no names at all
Anonymous No.41026168 >>41026226
>>41026154
That's why you jelq and do kiegels plus I never said do it all day, just 60 seconds a few times a day to prevent being fit with a beer belly six pack.
Anonymous No.41026178
funny to see that new Atlas thread want to be /ng/ so badly
Anonymous No.41026189 >>41026226
>>41026140
Cultivate mass
https://youtu.be/K2kgRS7DMo8?si=BmgwNCM4u1NgRgVo
Anonymous No.41026204 >>41026239
For a transgender woman, β€œwomanhood” is sissy hypno and futanari porn.
Anonymous No.41026226 >>41026233
>>41026168
>>41026189
Swimming will help I think. What do you eat to get such low body fat? Does that kind of diet have drawbacks?
Anonymous No.41026233
>>41026226
Probably would as it's full body exercise; as for what to eat you need a 3500 calorie deficit to lose 1 pound.
Anonymous No.41026239
>>41026204
https://youtu.be/ZQcGmMoys9E?si=Z3gHuEvnrL6xoskM
>>41026244
Anonymous No.41026257 >>41026296
>>41026028
And how exactly does that prove anyone wrong and in what way?

What if its the other way around? Where everyone proves you wrong, by existing?

What is even your point? What do you care what others think, about themselves, each other, or you, when you have NOTHING to do with them? You haven't established you have anything to do with anyone or anything. You parrot in the /ng/ that's all that can be discerned.
Anonymous No.41026258 >>41026284
I got you bros
https://youtu.be/h_D3VFfhvs4?list=RDh_D3VFfhvs4
and galdem
Anonymous No.41026272 >>41026289 >>41026403
>>41025901
>Expecting others to see themselves as others see them in the negative
That's your problem right there. Catch terminal illness.
Anonymous No.41026280 >>41026309
>>41025867
That person is right, Wukong has a meaning in its original context. The huge problem with these threads is people coming in and butchering languages and trying to reinvent meanings and insert their own, case in point, the word nobody. Go fuck yourselves, everyone who does this.
Anonymous No.41026284
>>41026258
Based
Anonymous No.41026289 >>41026313
>>41026272
I'd correct your reading comprehension but you can't fix stupid.
Anonymous No.41026293
Uhm so I was waiting until October to misbehave but I jumped the gun and now im chugging a glass of wine like its my birthday.
Certainly no karmic ramifications can come from disregarding my legal probation period.
^_^ im happy as fuck, and that's not even the alcohol talking. Oh my gosh darn despite being blocked I actually feel happy feelings. Don't let me waste it . I still have to let this wine settle for a few more weeks.
Bros I feel really the OPPOSITE of what I've been feeling lately. Maybe alcohol is actually magic. Shhh don't tell on me kekekeke
Anonymous No.41026296 >>41026318
>>41026257
it just does
Anonymous No.41026309
>>41026280
It means "awakened to emptiness" which I also am, but I like to have a little fun as well.
Anonymous No.41026313 >>41026315
>>41026289
"Stupid" is this way of life that you seem to partake in.
Anonymous No.41026315 >>41026334
>>41026313
Yep, I bathe in it here, all I see is stupid posters like you who can't read.
Anonymous No.41026318 >>41026336
>>41026296
At best, to you and no one else. When you reach an impasse with someone, and you stick to what you believe, it doesn't mean you proved anyone wrong.
Anonymous No.41026334 >>41026343
>>41026315
Just go back to the original position, because its the same thing, you think if you see someone as something, it makes them so, or if you see that they should do something they should. I'm just telling you that you are wrong and that it's pointless to exercise judgement that way. I'm not explicitly making this point to you. I archive my interactions such as these to make a point to strangers later, so that further down in time people can make the decision to not live this way, not partake of your "stupid" lifestyle. It's a long way of setting an example.
Anonymous No.41026336 >>41026344
>>41026318
reality is the same with me in it as it's always been no debate needed
Anonymous No.41026343 >>41026356
>>41026334
I said "It would be a shame if he saw himself as I see him" and you took that mean "I think he will see himself as I see him", making you too dumb to repair.
Anonymous No.41026344 >>41026412
>>41026336
That's extremely incoherent and is irrelevant to most and every other living thing, the way you put it. I know where it ends, because you're mortal, so when you end, so does your view, since you're clearly not going to do anything to teach others and pass on anything.
Anonymous No.41026356 >>41026363
>>41026343
Your nitpicking words and splitting hairs over the same point that you are projecting, and that others project too. Your view doesn't matter to another person, who cares who you think should kill themselves? If you want someone dead are you too weak to do it yourself? You think it should be done by making someone feel so bad to do it? If that's how you think, I only wish a physical harm upon you, so you understand how stupid you sound to think others should suffer but are too cowardly to bring the suffering by their own hands. I know the kind of people who do this, and that includes women who can't fight who believe in psychology or witchcraft, etc. Also men with badges and guns who are too afraid to use their guns. I can tell a lot of the posters who talk like you do, neatly fit along with one or the other.
Anonymous No.41026363 >>41026371
>>41026356
No, I'm correcting you because you think I said something when I said the opposite although it's a waste of time as I mentioned.
Anonymous No.41026371 >>41026380
>>41026363
No, I don't think I misinterpreted you, I think you're just taking the opportunity to drag out replies because this is your compulsion.
Anonymous No.41026380 >>41026398
>>41026371
You think "It would be a shame if Barkon saw himself as I see him" means "Barkon sees himself as I see him."; as I said, you can't fix stupid.
Anonymous No.41026398 >>41026403
>>41026380
You're still splitting hairs, the whole point is, fuck your view of another person, how do you not get that? You stay here and make a compulsive reply as fast as you want, I'll take my time because I have someone else to attend to.
Anonymous No.41026403 >>41026626
>>41026398
Read your own post, specifically the green text. >>41026272
Anonymous No.41026412
>>41026344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY
Anonymous No.41026421
Can't wait to feel again. One month remaining.
Anonymous No.41026626 >>41026639
>>41026403
Yeah, and what's wrong there? I think you couldn't keep up with the pronouns. If I rephrase what I said, which I have, the same point applies. You keep sticking to one phrase, a number of phrases can have the same meaning. This is how stupid you sound, nitpicking my language.
Anonymous No.41026639 >>41026663
>>41026626
>That's your problem right there.
The whole premise was a waste of time.
Anonymous No.41026663 >>41026677
>>41026639
You're not fucking getting it, if I choose to spend an allotment of time to relax and use it as casually as I can, it's not MY time being wasted, I used it as I intended. Whatever the fuck you all do with your time was on you. That's YOUR time to waste, which many of you did up till now. I knew how it would go, so I warned you. You didn't listen. Here you are. Enjoy it.
Anonymous No.41026677 >>41026688
>>41026663
Yeah, you're a waste of time.
Your problem with me was imaginary, which I've proven, but you're still salty about the situation despite it being imaginary and entirely your doing.
I said from the start, you can't fix stupid.
Anonymous No.41026688
>>41026677
Did you forget I pointed out your quote as an example of examples and that what I said reflected a longer ongoing trend in these threads before you made that comment?

This was not a waste of time for me to point all that out. Was it a waste of time for you to keep repeating the behavior I pointed out?
Anonymous No.41026709 >>41027167
Not so clever now like it felt in 2010, does it?
Anonymous No.41027108
You have all released a fucking monster.
Anonymous No.41027167 >>41027225
>>41026709
Have folks really been proven wrong simply because one anon exists for reals and not pretends for that long?
Anonymous No.41027225 >>41027377
>>41027167
With everything that happened in 15 years, it's the wrong question to focus on. The trajectory of world events from then to now, that people denied was happening as it has been, that I described, has been steady this whole time. Accepting that means others have to acknowledge how wrong they were and the consequences of being wrong. I know they won't and that this will drag out.
Anonymous No.41027377 >>41027386
>>41027225
*pfft*
Anonymous No.41027386
>>41027377
I know what camp you're in.
Anonymous No.41027398
I had never visited GLP at the time, but I recall other posters describing an admin's take on the occupy wall street protests, and that tells me more than enough about everything that happened since with GLP and offsite related to it.