>>41025579
I took you off my filters list, congratulations agent.
You passed.

>>41018121
Yeah I'll fix that by turning you into a girl.
No worries bro, I'm not a savior there's no need to pray to me.

>>40984443
lmao I see my curse is working

https://youtu.be/qfTCCZAbFSo

>>40978869
The Lord is my pokemon, I shall not want?

Why am I the only Christian wizard on 4chan that's not a total balls out schizo?

You were kinda making sense then you just went full on bananas namefag

>>514096367
God is the STRONKEST
Me, I am second stronkest as I am omnipotent by proxy (from God)
I will play gamecube with Jesus in heaven and we're going to smoke heavenly kush while 10/10 baddies wash our feet with warm oil

>>514091638
It's the Kabayashi Maru.
You win in an unwinnable scenario by altering the parameters.

>>40971200
I mean, I don't see them claiming to be omnipotent so I must be smarter than them.
Who doesn't want to be omnipotent?
But I figured it out, why didn't they?