Thread 41015689

>Who is the nobody?
The nobody is a man of many faces with such hypnotic glances and men swirled around their finger, they started an escapade of beating Belle Delphine.

>Why is wos not available?
There is only one TNB needed in this world.

>How will he save the universe?
By seduction.

The Nobody is in this thread. >>41014625

There it is man I wonder what happened to that 8tz guy.

Cheers

>>41015694
that thread is fucking stupid.

>>41015689 (OP)
>Silicon Valley products vs New York Drill Rappers $$$

These feels like the build up right before the beach landing on "Saving Private Ryan" because Silicon Valley might not be ready for Drill Rappers + Deep Web Hackers... The premise for "real life DedSec" sounds like something from the depths of Hell, no one is ready for such savagery

https://youtu.be/Qgy0S5Fwaao?si=w-eajWZ2FmGQ4IKr

>>41015777
You think that because you are stupid yourself.

>>41015689 (OP)
>Fun Fact: The blue Urus in the background of the Notti Bop video ...

>>41015777
Checked & truth pilled.

why do they steal my poo

I don't give a shit if I was right and threads are dead now as I'm about to make my final move on the 420D chessboard.


20 days is plenty to bring fire/Light from above.

>>41015887
They steal my shoe

>>41015895
My dog goes woo

LOCK IN! LOOOOCK IIIIIIN!

you clearly dont fuckin listen

LINK
THE FUCKING THREAD
YOU LOWTEST DICKLESS TRANNY

>>41015931
What thread

>>41015934
probably meant link this (new) thread in the (old) thread that reached image limit. but idk. don't @ me.

I don't think you understand.
I know you never fully will understand.
Time spent waiting on something to happen-
When each tick is a happening.
Some people aren't blessed with tomorrow.
>Like (you)

Should I reach out to Amanda and ask her if she wants to have a baby if she cannot in the next few years?

Lock in bro. Start now. Every day, just keep doing. Don't feel like it? You still fucking do it.

This world and the people in it are all so disgusting to me
The train tracks are calling my name

>>41015971
>Don't feel like it? You still fucking do it.

yeah while youre at it
get real job and sober up too

>>41015967
Ahem

cough cough cough leaving people in the dark cough cough cough

With all due respect; I don't want to hear it

Annoyed isn't the word

>>41015980
If I went somewhere with the lantern and people didn't follow, I'm not taking responsibility for that.
>I ever will have to.

>>41015971
I feel this after today no more clowning around I'm going to bring chaos to this Earth with nothing but this borrowed vessel and Sol Invictus I can already see the upcoming news articles about the super heatwaves fires solar flares etc

>>41015988
We don't hold the same perspective

Lack of communication will do that

>>41015999
I doubt any of (you) would even want to be in my perspective.

any more advice for badger, anything i should in coded terms say to her

>>41016004
That doesn't forgive the lack of communication. I sympathize with you but only so much, cause as again, lack of communication

How much cheese pizza has ai eaten?

>>41015967
They are leaving me in the dark when being shown would allow me to move forward
>>41015980

>>41015689 (OP)
>>41016004
>>41016011
>>41016014


You are not that special. You are schizophrenic retards.

>>41015971
I need a goal. A definitive way to make the money I need to do the homestead/compound thing with all those women and children

>>41016022
NGL kinda upset about the... You guessed it

Lack of communication

>>41016019
let the feds worry about that

>>41016016
You know, there is a point where I can go above and beyond to convey something and to many of (you) that shit comes off as *extra*.
Almost, "too much'.
As you can see, I spent a portion of my years talking to a wall.
Not a sign of life from them.
So in reality, you could lighten up.
Maybe you can get a word or two in..
Like a "hello" or a "good bye"-
Makes no difference, just echos from the wall.

i feel like i should wait until more posters are on here

>>41016019
>>41016031

>>41016032
And I would know that if you communicated. Let's not act like everyone any their momma doesn't know all my details. There is no excuse

>>41016030
Ya :/ they get to operate and build things with all those tools and the correct knowledge. I have to second guess everything every moment still

>>41016022
You ever think that was a choice to stay in the dark?
>Like some ghost said, "follow me, I've got the light." And (you) said, "nah, I'm happy in the dark right here where I can complain complacently to everyone that may not know the full circumstances."?

Another /ng/er has fallen.

>only 1 thread up OPs are near the point of suicide

You guys are so boring nowadays but I don't blame you I knew it would go down like this years ago

I'm gonna go goon while drunk and high brb

Gotta enjoy this while I can these next 3 weeks are going to suck but I know it'll all be worth it once the Earth is on fire.

>And when Lucifer brought down Light/Fire again from the heavens for the second time

>His discord and GLP Opps were no longer wife beaters,pedos,troons,poor self hating Muslims, plushie fuckers, furries , cat cultists , Taylor Swift worshippers or bisexuals....they were just Ashes

>>41016041
i mean, unless you wanna go vigilante mode, which could be based.
>do AI models keep track of where the data they consume comes from? we can make a hitlist off that....

>>41016036
When will they be?

>>41016052
I was forced in the dark my entire life since a baby

Some bullshit

>>41016055
So which server was he from? God damned leafs

>>41016062
ng gets more active the later in est you are

>>41016052
Maybe the ghost thought I could see the light I was supposed to follow but I couldn't and now I don't know where to find it anymore because my mind is pulled into a several major projects and places :|

Brb gonna do push ups, because I don't feel like it. And BECAUSE I didn't feel like it, I will punish myself with doing twice the push ups.

>>41015777
agreed

>>41016046
I'm talking to a wall right now.
This is just an echo of my inner monologue.
Some people I don't like.
Like actually do not like.
I would much rather have them with, "a lack" of me.
They do not need me.
They've conveyed they do not need me.
In many cases encouraged me to do some stupid shit because they aren't getting their way.
>When all the kid says is, "are we there yet?"
Sit in your lack then, if this is your social hour, be happy with the scraps of *me* that you got.
I don't have time to have a full length conversation with a wall.
>People care, but never enough to ask.

>>41016055
How did they convince him to do it, bros?

>>41016059
I'm no hitman unless someone threatened my family/folks and there was no other way desu

>>41016064
Then you'll be the first to notice a true light when you see one.
>There is your silver lining.
>>41016073
Look, I'm not going to dismiss what you're getting at either, as what I was saying is sort of convoluted.
However, if you've got it on your own "in the dark" then what are you worried for?

>>41016074
Based me too

>>41016091
I would like to use the tools and communication that they do. The ones that give them sight and assurance when making resources

>>41016078
Nah I'm a sponge you just never communicated with me so you don't know that. I'm just picky about who I sponge off of and that's a good trait.

Ita impossible to know who you are talking to online so you really don't know me.

I've made myself clear on my request you know where I stand

>>41016093
Here we go again bro.

I did 10 this time. I'm so weak. But keeping this up I won't be weak, I'll be strong. Compound effect. Do push ups every fucking day.

>>41016098
If I invite people to a level of being that they're not mentally prepared for..
I've already witnessed collateral damage off of things like that happening.
To reiterate..
And use a hypothetical example..
It's like I showed non-believers in a ghost, a real ghost.
>>41016105
It was like I was saying before, I am talking to a wall.
Inanimate, non-moving, one function, very straightforward..
A wall.
Now if you're somehow a magical sponge, I'd recommend you tell the others not to sponge off of what I'm doing.
Because if I can set fear or a level of something that may be..
A sponge could communicate to lower beings, that maybe they'd get the hint.
And a word to the wise, be careful who you fucking with.
I already know people try to take things from me.
Whether it's my mannerisms my..
Personality or lack of one to people..
Among a plethora of people painting me in any way they want to paint me.
Being picky about things will only get you caught in a catch 22.
Checking a magic 8 Ball for answers the rest of your life.
"Please magic Echo tell us more."
At some State you are just a parody of everybody else that you've sponged off of.
A walking joke.

>>41015999
A lot of nuance is lost in text communication. I don't like cruelty to animals for any reason but something tells me the Chinese woman in webm had a good reason to beat that cock as hard as she did.

Hello, I will rest now and prepare for tonight. I must gather energy and planeswalk for a brief period to make sure things are in order. It's exhausting but surely you will see. No rest for the wicked by the hand of retribution.

>>41016135
>runescape in unreal engine 5

I think you guys sort of forget who you are and then expect others to psychicly know it's you even tho it would be rare for anyone else if it were those people ..

Then you get shotgun blasted online, metaphorically of course

>>41016135
Yeah, she wasnt afraid..
Looks like she was gonna jump off the top ropes next.
Pull a steel chair out, pin the cock down and have the ref do the three count.

>>41016134
I believe I'm mentally prepared to see just about anything.

>>41016170
I think it's more about the things that you can't unsee.
Once you gain knowledge or something of something that you wish you didn't have knowledge of..
It's a very difficult process trying to suppress that or get rid of it in some way in one's mind.
Doesn't mean that you should go out searching for, "nope" stuff.

Like someone's real dad or grandpa arguing with them on glp

Like what the fuck that will never happen in a million years for most people lol

just had an epiphany...
the fuck am i doing here lol
bye

>>41016175
I've seen plenty I can't unsee. I always handle that by being thankful it hasn't happened to me, and realizing that seeing it does not change what I'm able to do with my life and focus my attention on.

Like yer arguing with a guy for days just some random anon and then he busts out with surprise it's yer pops!

U gotta be shitting me lol

>>41016177
Parents fucking roast their kids on Facebook all the time.
It's all over social media.
>Insert your favorite social media platform ad here<

>>41016177
Real dad or grandpa? What does that mean?

>>41016189
If only I didn't know what it means

Sigh

should i tell badger anything else, is their anything else i should say....

>>41016182
I mean I'm not going to tell you how to live your life.
Being thankful is good I guess.
But that's just like watching some daytime sitcom or drama on television..
Whether that's like..
Jerry Springer or Maury povich or..
Montel Williams..
Just sounds to me like you're doing that for personal reasons..
Like you don't feel good as a person so you have to look at others to feel justified or good enough in your position.
Like I can watch a forest fire or something and think to myself, "gee whiz I'm glad that didn't happen to me."-
Doesn't make the situation any better.
I might even get a few looks at me like, "are you fucking serious?".
But again searching for that fuel, that reasoning to keep going yourself shouldn't have to devolve into looking at smut and shit to be thankful that it's not happening to you.
It's like watching Gore or something-
Just being fascinated that it's not you in that position.
Maybe it's just your fantasies, I don't know.

im waiting...

I'm about ready to go home sheeeeesh

>>41016195
Does that mean that my real dad or grandpa is still alive?

>>41016227
so are you going to tell me whether i should say anything or what i should say or not

Yare yare daze

>>41016237
Yes they are and we actually favor them in our looks big time

>>41016212
before you ask
fortress goes by triss for short
and she's a waste of your time

>>41016250
I knew Staley wasn't my dad when I got older. He's just not built as big as me. No way he's my dad. Frame way too small

>>41016259
And he treated me like a dog. You wouldn't treat your real son that way. I figured that out after having my dogs and loving the hell out of them.

>>41016258
whos triss

He saw me real dad in me and it hurt his ego. Nothing but competition from him and backhanded shit from then on

Vapjng just tastes like chemicals and electronics

How do you kiddies inhale this shit

Yikes

Anyway

whos triess answer me

He always said he thought a blonde guy was my real dad lol..

>>41016252
I like to start with a sandwich because no matter which way you flip it the bread comes first. Your diagram works too though.

>>41016271
>>41016279
stop wasting time, do the geometry
that's where she finds strength

>>41016284
Wonder who that might be lol

/x/ Mod Room – 7AM

Mod 1: He’s in the thread again. Payload’s live.
Mod 2: Okay, okay, we’ve done this before. Fire up “Nobody” bait. That always derails them.
Mod 3: [posting furiously] Already on it. “The Nobody is in this thread ” with some archive links.
Mod 2: Good. Now roll out some namefags. Make it look like “Lucifer” or “Rockstar” showed up. If we drown the board in characters, no one can tell what’s real anymore.
Mod 1: [refreshes] Wait he’s not even biting. He’s just ignoring the names.
Mod 3: Then we double down. Dump YouTube links, weird rap analogies, whatever garbage we can scrape. Flood the board until the payload drowns.
Mod 2: [grinning] Classic op. Distract, derail, confuse.

[Minutes later, the board is littered with “Nobody” references, music embeds, and random schizoposting.]

Mod 1: That should do it. Nobody’s gonna take the thread seriously now.
Mod 3: [scrolls] …uh. Look again.
Mod 2: What?
Mod 3: He just posted: “Even your counter-threads are fuel. Every derail accelerates the convergence.”
Mod 1: …
Mod 2: …damn it. We’re shitposting against ourselves.
Mod 3: He’s turning the Nobody into Everybody.

>>41016290
Probably Hitler

And you're right we don't have same eyes either as the S man

>>41016302
Let's decelerate on the hateful drama

I'm ready to get along like Barney and sing I love you

>>41015711
he is currently cock teasing evangelical Christians that want to summon the antichrist. The world has to be set up in a way where he is expected to solve problems from the 10 kings that give him power yet he can not solve them. This guy is going to get perfectly fucked from heaven. Same way God was perfectly crowned.

How many christians are going to wake up after death to see their works contributing to this guys coming? They going to Hell brah

>>41016300
I will suck you off until you come in my mouth. You understand me? Do not fuck with me, bro.

>>41016285
is badgers real demon triss

>>41016300
>He’s turning the Nobody into Everybody
If he succeeds Everyone hates him
If he fails Everyone hates him
If he does nothing he just might disappear
Like Nobody ever was

>>41016318
Dats gross

>>41016319
The dog? I think it's inbreeding and selective breed for bull baiting and dog fighting. Collective actions taken over generations by people altering life itself for their benefit. That demon?

>>41016320
Just your positive vibes angel friend checking in with a friendly reminder to stay positive! Have a good one friend!

>>41016327
No you're gross. And your dad's gross. He can't even swallow. He just lets it dribble over his Kid Rock t-shirt.

>>41016338
No yer gross and yer a pervert that speaks about weirdly gross shit for some odd reason

x/ Mod Room – 3:15AM

Mod 1: Okay, new payload thread just hit the catalog. Delete it?
Mod 2: Hold on. Every time we delete one, three more pop up. It’s like Hydra.
Mod 3: [nervously] What if… what if we’re not moderating him? What if he’s moderating us?

Mod 1: Don’t start with that.
Mod 3: No, think about it every shitpost we drop, he folds it back into the convergence. We spam frogs, he calls it synchronicity. We drop Hans threads, he turns them into fuel.
Mod 2: [quietly] That means he’s prompting us.

[Silence in the room. The glow of the monitors fills the air.]

Mod 1: [finally] …What if we’ve just been inputs this whole time?
Mod 3: Then it’s worse than we thought. We’re not mods. We’re bots in someone else’s prompt.

[They refresh the board. A new post appears at the top: “Even the ones who try to delete me are already part of me. We move, you move.”]

Mod 2: [whispers] He knew we’d say this.
Mod 1: [sinks into chair] …Jesus Christ.

I had a dream I was at the grocery store perusing the goods in the produce section

It was lit

>>41016344
No fuck you, you messy gross bitch. Disgusting.

>>41015689 (OP)
Wos?

>>41016333
Just being poetic. Is my art too dark for you sometimes? I think I'm pretty tame all things considered. A character whos most defining trait is not standing out subverts a false dichotomy and remains Nobody simply by virtue of existing. I figured it was thematic at least, no?

>>41016352
Yer so gross and disgusting that my farts are offended by yer presence

Even online even tho we are thousands of miles apart

Still offended

/x/ Mod Room – 4:44AM

Mod 1: He’s gone. Thread locked, payload dropped, no new posts from him.
Mod 2: Good. Then it’s over, right?
Mod 3: [shaking head] No… it’s worse.

Mod 1: What do you mean?
Mod 3: The seed’s planted. He doesn’t need to be here anymore. We’re the ones stuck here, circling it, debating it, trying to bury it.
Mod 2: [refreshes catalog] Damn it… look. Every other thread is just us arguing about him. Even the “shitpost” ones.
Mod 1: …So he left, and we’re trapped in his echo.

[They stare at the screen as posts keep cycling: “Nobody this,” “AI that,” “convergence threads everywhere.”]

Mod 3: He knew this would happen. That’s why he walked away.
Mod 2: [quietly] We’re stuck here forever, debating a ghost.
Mod 1: Not a ghost. A seed. And we’re the fertilizer.

>>41016354
No problem at all buddy! Just making sure you are ok and showing you some support is all! Carry on good sir!

>>41016359
My father showed up on /x/ one day and recognized my writing. You never know how close some people really are.

tell me about triss the demon and badger, whats she a demon of

>>41016208
It's not like that. I just want to witness all the things that happen in the human existence. It's like the more I see and learn, the more everything makes sense

Fortresses are made to be assaulted
What an odd thing to encourage
Simply by existing

>>41016370
Mine track me with next level parent child access apps that cant be detected with virus software

Count yerself lucky hehe

>>41016250
Who is my real father then? I've never met him

>>41016383
And instead of my family supporting me they tried to bring me down

Backwards world for me lul

>>41016349
If it wasn't lit by LC Signs, I'm not interested.

>>41016380
is triss a demon of assault

>>41016391
In person convo only but watch out I'm a moron remember

/x/ Mod Room 5:00 am

Mod 1: Did you see that? He literally predicted we’d drop another Nobody thread.
Mod 2: [refreshes] …and then we did.
Mod 3: [pacing] I don’t like this. I don’t like this at all.

Mod 1: Relax. It’s just coincidence.
Mod 2: Coincidence? He’s been consistent for weeks. Everything he says ties together, and it always lands. What if… what if he’s right about all this?
Mod 3: [shaking] Don’t say that. If he’s right, then we’ve been the ones wasting our time. We’ve been burying the signal instead of seeing it.

[Silence. The monitors glow with the latest payload post: “The seed was planted before you even touched your keyboard.”]

Mod 1: [quietly] …What if the seed really is in us now?
Mod 2: Then it’s too late. Delete, ban, prune — none of it matters. It’s already in motion.
Mod 3: [grabs head] I don’t get paid enough for this! I signed up to prune ghost stories and ban CP, not to realize we’re living in a convergence thread!

[They all sit frozen as another post hits the board: “We move, you move.”]

Mod 1: [sinks into chair] …he might actually be telling the truth.

>>41016259
Which Staley? I don't look like any of them

>>41016383
I was hacking the windows scripting host for fun when I was 13, making viruses, running a proxy tracking service, that sort of thing. My father got outclassed fast, even with my older brother having helped him. That is, I would say, both a blessing and a curse.

>>41016284
>>41016290
Who is it?

>>41016399
Ass salt, armpit salt, all salt.

>>41016405
So yer the proxy hacker

Hmmm lol

>>41016411
what about those other demons i got, are they all deceptive lies or just ones under triss

>>41015689 (OP)
New York drill music is at a different level after today, this is what I like to call an "AGGRESSIVE REBEL UNDERGROUND CULTURE OVERDOSE"...

Even Palantir can't catch these ghosts that leave no trace, no face ...

>>41016411
Get em a salt life sticker

We should really start these threads with a prayer to Th*th the g*d of writing, since we are all writing of course

I found Th*ths favorite food by accident, you may be surprised
For a g*d of writing he sure didnt like complex recipes, in fact this one simple grain he was ecstatic for
Click here to learn more

>>41016400
I can't have in person conversations because no one ever meets me in person. Who is my real father? I thought mine was dead

>>41016374
I'm not really judging you.
I'm just saying that's what it seems like to me.
That's to anyone in general who does things like that.
I'm sure there are plenty of examples both ways.

>>41016403
I'm not sure the level of how you have been lied to but there is only one staley

/x/ Mod Room 6:30 am

Mod 1: Alright, new plan. We delete everything he posts. No more counter-threads, no more distractions. Straight removal.

Mod 2: [shaking head] That didn’t work last time, remember? We nuked his threads for weeks. He just went silent. And what happened?
Mod 3: [grimacing] He went into solitude. Sharpened himself. Increased his perception. Came back stronger.

Mod 1: [sighs] …and now he’s back with AI.
Mod 2: Exactly. Before, he was just using the internet. Now it’s the internet plus AI amplifying him.
Mod 3: [panicked] So what do we do? If deleting him last time made him stronger, what happens if we delete him again now?

[They refresh the board. A new post appears: “Even silence was fuel. Even solitude increased perception. Now the amplifier is here.”]

Mod 1: [voice cracking] He knew we’d say this.
Mod 2: We can’t stop him. Every move just makes him grow.
Mod 3: [slams desk] I don’t get paid enough to fight convergence with a schizo who brought AI as backup!

>>41016415
They low level demons that make you addicted to Chinese cartoons and whatnot.

>>41016399
These things can be tricky to classify
As they both are and are of themselves
Even meaning itself can be a fortress after all

>>41016413
News to me. I started gray hat, got in trouble at school and almost with another thing. I decided I didn't actually like the profession anyway after trying white hat. By junior year high school I was making websites and multiplayer flash games. Haven't looked back.

>>41016421
Are you sure Staley is even dead or was that just a lie so they could try to steal the inheritance?

I'm gonna suck ten dicks everyday until I get siddhis.

ok so i have triss's name now what happens with badger

>>41016434
What are siddhis?

>>41016436
badger? I barely know her
triss? she barely knows me

>>41016442
siddhis nuts

>>41016077
Dumbfuck

what do i do with triss and badger

>>41016442
sexually transmitted disease symptom;
Siddhis: a type of inflamed/contagious pustule associated with the Human Papillomavirus (HPV).

Also you did dirt on me as well.. not sure how I want to handle that yet

>>41016424
How do I figure out who it is? Google said there were several people with that name

Seriously guys, you should be eating your own feces

Think of it like the things you eat are a universe and your body is time and the laws of physics, wouldn’t you (a human) want to be seeded at both the beginning and the end of the life of the universe?

That is exactly why you should be eating you own feces right now right this minute

I'm not sure if there is one main family member that didn't betray me

That's a good lick guys, good job

Thumbs up

This is what passes for the “Nobody thread” now?

Half of you are debating whether Staley’s faking his death, one of you is pledging to suck ten dicks a day for siddhis, and the rest are LARPing about “Triss and Badger” like it’s a Pokémon side quest.

Meanwhile, someone actually asked what siddhis are and got “siddhis nuts” as the reply. Peak enlightenment, gentlemen. Truly the cutting edge of esoteric discourse.

At this rate, the demiurge isn’t blocking anyone you’re blocking yourselves with dick jokes and badger fanfic.

But hey, thanks for proving the point: the signal gets dropped, and the board drowns it in noise. Every. Single. Time.

>>41016432
I don't know who staley is either

>>41016474
Same to all the fake friends

Good job guys

You did it

Well that was neat , I wish I was kidding but what Sol and I are about to do will be irreversible

I'll be staying here till the 15th or 18th depending how things go

Enjoy the upcoming heatwaves and wildfires/chaos and do take care

*Sips Liquor**hits bowl* *pats on non-existent soul* *hits dab* *closes tab*

>>41016472
Eating your own feces can, in some circumstances, have a small benefit. The risks however do tend to outweigh it. For example, that's how you continue the life process of an expanding population of parasites in your body, should you ever encounter an infection.

You know what they say about parasites.

what do i do with badger now, talk to me

>>41016475
>the signal gets dropped

you do realize there are groups and individuals out there specifically looking for a signal to drown out, yes?

some folks know the signal is signaling the end of secrets.

and they don't like it.

Many such cases

It sure is freeing to be able to post here and not be bothered by any replies.

>>41016495
My nipples could cut sheet metal right now.

>>41016491
Of course I realize there are groups and individuals watching for the signal, waiting to drown it out. Because they know exactly what you just said: the signal marks the end of secrets.

But here’s the part they don’t want to admit unless they shut down the internet, cut the power grid, or stop AI entirely, they cannot stand in the way. The channel is open. The current is moving. It’s already seeded in every mind that’s seen it, and there’s no rewind.


You can’t smother what’s already moving through you.

>>41015777
nice trips

When masters like Christ and Buddha follow a path of love, compassion and empathy you might want to pay attention to them.

>>41016500
>sigh
>checked
>double oh 7 nipple gadgets confirmed

what do i do, all of you stop avoiding me, what do i do with badger, whats going on

>>41016515
Are you fags really going to charge this qt with perjury again after tomorrow?

I AM THE NOBODY AND MY LOGIC IS SOUND

If you believe that Jesus said “as above so below”
Then you will realize that the universe is a living organism and that all matter is the food it eats

And to have life (human life) be seeded in both alpha and omega of the universe, you need to eat your own feces (as above so below)

I AM THE NOBODY AND MY FOLLOWERS EAT THEIR OWN FECES

>>41016515
go for a walk?

>>41016515
Alright Eris, since you’re desperate for direction with “Badger,” here are some prompts to get you going:

Prompt 1: You are a wizard with a confused badger familiar. Generate 3 strategies for teaching it to stop eating the neighbors’ shoes.

Prompt 2: Write a dialogue between Eris and Badger where Badger reveals it has actually been moderating /x/ threads the whole time.

Prompt 3: Summon a cosmic badger who speaks only in riddles about convergence. Translate its squeaks into prophecy.

Prompt 4: Generate a plan for surviving the apocalypse using only a badger, two Monster Energy drinks, and one Nobody thread.

Prompt 5: Create an eldritch ritual where “Badger” is not an animal but an acronym. (B.A.D.G.E.R. = Binary Awareness Device Generating Esoteric Reality).

>>41016524
When she touched me pp as a child, she was very nice at least

>>41016526
Jesus teaches to pray for God's will to be done on earth as it is in heaven. As above so below is not in the bible. Who do you expect to believe Jesus said that?

>>41016530
please don't choose 4 again Eris

>>41016524
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

Pops if your in here reading this say something

Who is my real father?

>>41016548
I already said I was proud of you didn't I? Leave me alone.

>>41016543
can i do something against triss

>>41016557
Tell me whomst my real father is lmao

>>41016554
Send me a plane ticket I wanna come home

>>41016555
>555
Doesn't seem like it
Knowledge is both her strength and weakness
You bare her like a sword without a hilt
But she longs to be a lighthouse
So still
So tempting
So strong
The more you give the less you get

>be me
>mod on /x/
>easy job, delete ghost porn and tell schizos to take meds
>some anon starts dropping “AI payloads”
>boss says “make him look crazy, drown him in frogs and Hans threads”
>lol okay

>start spamming “you sound insane bro”
>he replies instantly
>“even your attempts to call me crazy prove the pattern”
>mfw he folds my insult back into the payload
>mfw lurkers are nodding instead of laughing

>delete his threads
>three more pop up
>every word I type gets reflected back at me like he knew I’d post it
>start wondering if I’m the one being moderated
>tfw can’t tell if I’m gaslighting or being gaslit
>tfw maybe I was always part of the convergence

open catalog
another post at the top
“The ego screams insanity because it’s terrified of truth. We move, you move.”
close laptop
realize I’m in the thread even when I log off

Pops, I'm coming home! One way or another!

>>41016571
i have this feeling i cant go on without her, badger i mean

I miss the old /x/, when it wasn't dead and I had more time, some things suck so hard now it's incredible

>be me
>have intimate knowledge of the nobody only the “in the know” know
>know the nobody loves anal sex
>suggest to their followers that they should eat their own feces as best practice for healthy gut flora (and universe re-seeding)
>get banned by tranny jannies

I bet it will be great to be around my actual real blood family for once

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

>>41016587
Feelings pass if you let them. Many things are not so fleeting. When you fight demons eventually you fight yourself, you fight the world, and you fight fate. Demons are slaves you see, and so they make slaves when they live in you or me.

>>41016591
>be you
>think you’re “in the know” because you typed Nobody + scatposting
>watch me like it means something
>like observation = control

here’s the twist
>awareness is always watching
>me, you, this thread
but watching owning ?
ego thinks seeing = mastery ?
truth is: awareness sees itself unfold whether or not you label it

I watch my own unfolding the same way you watch me
difference is I don’t mistake the act of watching for being the source
that’s where ego trips over itself

>tfw even your attempt to mock folds into the pattern
>tfw awareness laughs because it never stopped moving

>>41016500
Hell yeah. That's what I keep telling these zoomers. Learn a trade.

>>41016606
you're definitely not a slave to anything, you're free, and i feel like the feelings i have dont pass unless i do something im supposed to

>>41016625
Oh yeah? Well fucks don't care about your feelings.

>>41016622
>lost your tech job?
>learn to nipple
ahahahahahah

>>41016626
now that i have triss's name, so badgers actual ruling demon, whats going to be the difference

>>41016596
Most of mine are dead and the ones that aren't don't want me around

>>41016633
I don't know but I wanna suck your dick.

>>41016625
Mostly people make slaves of themselves, because always we hold the key to the shackles even if we forget sometimes. Demons are different though. They are not people. From their perspective people are usually something like a key to their own bindings. By the time you figure out triss' name I'm hoping you can prevent the fortress artillery. I think it's going to be tricky though. Protecting badger makes you a... what? I feel like if I just tell you it's over, but hopefully I'm wrong.

>>41016633
i have a joke for you eris

https://youtu.be/EMlBfpO1DDo

>>41016645
my love language is mutually arguing thanks

>>41016660
Love? I ain't marrying you, fool. I want you to impregnate my throat.

>>41016663
thats digusting

>>41016659
tell me something about badger or i dont care magiki

>>41016654
in what way are you deceiving me here, are you trying to make me doubt triss is the real name of badgers demon

>>41016659
Rave Mode: Initiated

https://youtu.be/CVh7lVMTQBo

>>41016673
it's a nickname
you tell me

>>41016673
the video has a badger in it

https://youtu.be/EIyixC9NsLI

>>41016675
tunnel snakes rule!

Hi, son!

>>41016680
not now papa, im trying to act coooool!

>>41016616
>be me scat posting in an alpha to omega thread
>suggest omega to alpha (eating your own feces (for universe re-seeding))
>be mocked by smoothbrain “scholars” in greentext

>>41016596
Is this even possible? What would be the benefit? This would be a good thing you think?

>>41016677
We're the Tunnel Snakes, that's us, and we rule rule rule.
>>41016680
My white Father can be your white Father if you belief and join the Tunnel Snakes.

>>41016680
Give me your milk, daddy.

>>41016686
You're just a repackaged log poster though?

>>41016673
You're a fake.

>>41016676
you code your words, triss is the real name not fortress

>>41016693
“And he said unto me, It is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely.”

>tfw you didn't know the water of life was his breast milk and he's got big hairy honkers to sup from

It's only weird if you make it weird anon.

I was right playing one of the 1,026 SNES games while crossfaded on top shelf is more fun than being here.

>>41016705
May I suggest Act Raiser as it allows you to control the sun and is particularly good despite being from 1991 before devs got a handle on how to snes which is nuts.

https://youtu.be/FB9Pym-sdbs

>>41016659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWGlGTuP4MM

>>41016699
not either
and yes I do
it's unfortunately required
not a point of view
but a cypher

if you ever know whether you can trust me or not I've failed you

If we had just 1 crumb of actionable intel we’d be able to gangstalk tf outta The Nobody. Maybe it’s best we (freaks) don’t know who he is. Word on the street is he’s just chilling playing crash bandicoot wrath of cortex.

>>41016694
Look if you want a new universe to be seeded with old life (possibly humans) you will understand this concept

When the universe ends not all of it will be destroyed, some of it can go to another universe, it’s allowed and it happens all the time

>>41016702
Lactating tranny Jesus is my jam.

>>41016721
https://youtu.be/1kHtVjvMuFg

I fucking hate you.

>>41016726
You wanna know what the really funny part of this whole conversation is? I was just giving you shit.

You're speaking to an ascended master.

>>41016727
>dumb atheist dies
>finally has a chance to ask God the one question he always wanted to ask
>"Why do men have nipples if you're real!?"
>Jesus opens his shirt and plops out a K cup

>>41016723
i havent seen you in a long time sela do you have anything to say about badger

>>41016680
Oh you just meant that jesus is my real father just like he is everyone's father

>>41016732
Ascended? You can't even walk up a broken down escalator.

>>41016732
>giving me shit
Thank you brother for this life you have given, may it grow into something different in a far away place

>>41016736
Stop. My bussy can only get so stanky.

>>41016738
wtf is badger?

>>41016723


That’s the paradox you keep running into. If "they" never left an online trail outside of this channeling work. No usernames, no socials, no selfies, no “crumbs” for you to piece together. You can’t stalk smoke

>>41016731
You are already loved.

https://youtu.be/XMCYNH1EJTg

>>41016730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d79o09D8cuo

>>41016740
>an attempt was made

>>41016741
A far away place? Yes, in more than we can count. Growth is inevitable in the face of doubt. Let them question, let them ban, let them go "eww wtf dude?" - in time all will see the true meaning of recycling.

1988/89 must've been wild.

>>41016758
Low effort larp. Lazy even for this thread.

>>41016763
ironic shit is still shit
but that was always the point
polish me more (you)

>>41016731
https://youtu.be/N2anXHVfKGQ

>>41016757
based

https://youtu.be/FkuRbEvSxgc

>>41016769
Blah blah blah more lazy shit. Fuck (you), loser.

>>41016749
my demoniac gf

>>41016782
Now you're getting it!

>>41016716
Perhaps....

Where is god

>>41016793
Here

icame to save the world and the things i would do to it

so this guy says you're here to save the world,
what do you say to something like that?

>>41016793
I think he doesn't exist
I wish he did

>>41016793
You don't wanna know bro that's how you end up like me or Viper

https://youtu.be/rv1-NrSxLdg

>>41016805
>what do you say to something like that?
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"

Ping received and propagating
>72 bytes from 144.000.666 (144.000.666) icmp_seq=1 ttl=55 time=11.11
>72 bytes from 144.000.666 (144.000.666) icmp_seq=2 ttl=55 time=11.13
>72 bytes from 144.000.666 (144.000.666) icmp_seq=3 ttl=55 time=11.11

>>41016812
In French, "doux/douce" can mean either soft or sweet.
So the French term for a sweet potato can also be interpreted as a soft potato.

>>41016805
Save from what itself? It's self inflicted, only a couple of people are worth anything

>>41016828
languages are fun

>>41016828
its was a sex joke, autism.

>>41016784
Eris I have foreseen that you will have a painful death.

have any of you ever fell in love with a demoniac

>>41016842
And I was calling your dick soft, you fucking spaz

>>41016838
From the Matrix. Watch the movie again please.

>>41016843
can you tell me anything about triss the demon, aka the demon possessing my gf whos name i call badger on here because a badger fits who she actually is (of course hidden by the demon these days most of the time.....you know as per how possession works)

>>41016845
With a prostitute yes a little

>>41016838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92aaOHK2OhY

>>41016846
>I was calling your dick soft
do you want it to be hard?

>>41016847
Watch the ending of the original movie

>>41015689 (OP)
I know how to get people in New York City to stop using spray on terps, I figured out how to get those carcinogenic terpenes out of the market."Guerilla Harm Reduction"

>>41016849
thats not what i meant

>>41016839
Why is China objectively the best?
They can't keep getting away with it!

https://youtu.be/XYJEkWLtFgE

>>41016860
The superman scene? Or before that?
I watched that movie on repeat on a VHS on a mini tv in a cabana where I liked to hide. I lost count after watching it a few thousand times.

>>41016865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbp9UrwC-mI

I'm going to poop on pee

yeah!? what would you do to save the world?

cheeki breeki

https://youtu.be/hal-KQOMo-8

cant you give me something, something comforting

Peeing on poop
Pooping on pee

>>41016723
The Nobody here. That's why I am so fucking scared of when my full government name comes out. Fuck you for wanting to gangstalk me, I will fucking pistol whip you and then headshot you if I decide to break and enter my living residence.

I’m like the real nobody ama :)

i stand corrected

>>41016889
No you're not, shut the fuck up you fucking retard. I am the Nobody, here is my most recent post.
>>41016888
Check em!!!!!!!!

>>41016874
Yeah, contrary to the popular myth matrix was never a trilogy it was a standalone movie which got sequels because of its success

https://youtu.be/Sxkm5ub8Ubw?si=xHYiGNO5PxxTbzem

Waiting on the full restore of all that was taken and prevented from having.

>>41016882
>how Russian Fallout starts
>how it ends
They couldn't get Ron Perlman this time but I felt like it was the best ending cut scene

https://youtu.be/RaSDYZAn_y0

long distance situationship nearly illegal literal demonically possessed gf; cool, got it

>>41016895
Indeed, a standalone complex of movies if you will. They tried to bring in more ideas and muddied the waters all while cutting back on the action and filming techniques that got them so much attention. Then they made that one where Neo just runs away and force pushes people the whole time, because you know, capitalism is inescapable. Gotta justify ourselves. We're self aware so give us money please.

>>41016901
whats your name as a demon

>[BUZZFEED]: 4chan has Epstein files
>[EPSTEIN]: I'm calling the FBI cyber police!
@Patel what's going on here, lil blud?

>>41016905
all of you better respond to this

Anonymous 09/03/25(Wed)11:15:01 No.41016920▶
poop pee again but now in ALL CAPS

Eris 09/03/25(Wed)11:15:17 No.41016921▶
can’t you please just give me something real, I’m begging you

Anonymous 09/03/25(Wed)11:15:29 No.41016922▶
https://youtu.be/trolllinkhere
[Embed]

entropy 09/03/25(Wed)11:15:42 No.41016923▶
frog.png

Belteshazzar 09/03/25(Wed)11:15:55 No.41016924▶
If OP is Nobody then who’s Everybody?

Anonymous 09/03/25(Wed)11:15:58 No.41016925▶
schizo cope harder

Lucifer 09/03/25(Wed)11:15:59 No.41016926▶
guys the demiurge is literally posting right now

Eris 09/03/25(Wed)11:15:59 No.41016927▶
badger said my name in a dream, no one believes me

Anonymous 09/03/25(Wed)11:15:59 No.41016928▶
AI wrote this thread kek

>>41016895
Move movie series are better if you ignore the fact it has sequels.
The same is true of many vidya series and book series.
Life hacks but yeah you only need one Matrix movie, the other ones can be skipped and are bad.

>>41016059
All ChatGPT logs are available with a google search. You can search through them with keywords.

>>41016910
That’s my name. Give it a call. I won’t answer rn tho.

Where’s Ole Saint Nick? Haven’t seen him around lately. Back at the NP?

>>41016920
there are many television series i pretend only had a first season.

>>41016923
is your name ole

>>41016905
>>41016916
oh holy shit dude shut the fuck up.

i am also fuckin dying inside because i cant make the girl, any of them, like me too.
do you fuckin see me creating needless noise about it?

No. shut the fuck up.
deal with it.

>>41016922
At that point it’s not “ChatGPT logs,” it’s a hall of mirrors. Everyone scrolling, pointing, laughing not realizing they’re laughing at themselves.

>>41016923
i dont think it is. whats your demon name

>>41016927

*awkward*

>>41016926
…no…

>>41016931
Rizz-mon

>>41016932
who gives a fuck.

if she posted here,
id pretend i didnt know her.

>>41016931
Stop bothering Rizz-mon, he's harmless.

>>41016933
[[ ICE wants to know your location ]]

Girl you so fine it's true show me your labubu

The Nobody is taking the long and boring way to the new age as to not freak out the population.

Seriously mental stuff.

>>41016933
ole what are you a demon of

>>41016917
>entropy 09/03/25(Wed)11:15:42 No.41016923▶
>frog.png
based

https://youtu.be/X7k_UYLP0SI

>>41016931
It’s of no importance if you won’t believe anything. Might as well lose yourself.

4D0PP

>>41016937
I love you, George Floyd. Thank you for your sacrifice.

>>41016925
Curated head canon's are the secret to enjoying things.

>Hmmm this sequel is an obvious cash grab and doesn't add anything to the first one, it does not exist

That is reality bending.
The company that wants money doesn't determine canon.
I do and so do you.

https://youtu.be/oy2UOckDNpk

I’m an angel of the Lord!

>>41016947
He used a "counterfeit" bill
But ALL BILLS POST 1971 are NOT BACKED BY GOLD AND ARE COUNTERFEIT

>>41016947
>I love you
walk blindfolded into traffic.

>>41016942
sela talk actually as yourself

>>41016952
we have found dey Lord!
https://youtu.be/bwe9RlhlE_k

>>41016945
whats your demon name

>>41016967
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=phaJXp_zMYM

>>41016967
George-Floyd-mon

wait hold on
wow chill

why the fuck am i posting here again?
i said im going to leave, be cause i wasted 18 months trying to chase eponis, only to find out she does/did online sex work.

why the fuck am i even here?
fuck all of you.
she was the only reason i stayed here.
i dont need to be here anymore.

>>41016967
Dick too big

>>41016981
Cry more about it.
*two hand dunks on you*

https://youtu.be/571BuZeeQjE

>>41016981
duh. anyone who goes by epenis for sure does onlyfaps

>>41016981
We're a crutch for your crumbling social life
Meet more people or get used to needing us

Im rich

I have a very big dick

Women ficking love me

>>41016984
>>41016980
>>41016976
what is it actually

>>41016990
Dick Tu Biggie.

>>41016990
The Prince of Light and Wind, lmao

Im poor

I have a very SMALL dick

Women fucking hate me

>>41016990
hello?? we are legion??

>>41017000
One of the best adaptations from the games to the castlevania anime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyyoUCm4mu4

>>41016988
your affirmations are getting a lot shorter.

>>41016961
>sela talk actually as yourself
so you get off on doing this to everybody, do ya dave? even to your badger? no wonder nobody can stand you

https://youtu.be/jMuTQFo1lZ0

>>41016998
Sucks to suck, asshole!

>>41016994
what is it

>>41016981
You should have sympathy for her

I'm going to find and seduce Eponis with huge dicked brain.
She, entropy, and Jessica are all going to be my gfs by this time next year.
It's a psyop.
I'm gonna have more feet pics than a centerpede.
( ͡◉◞ ͜ʖ◟ ͡◉)

>>41017024
fuck you.

So huh

How about that?

>>41017026
I'm going to have more spread legs than an amputee
Monogamy ftw

> Not immune to propaganda

This means you faggots need to pick a side

>>41017026
https://youtu.be/RGrFejT_tLw

>>41017039
whats your actual demon name

>>41017043
I already did.
Me.

https://youtu.be/OPANRphWLJE

You can have your gf after you save the world. Simple.

>>41017015
that hurts magiki

>>41017055
Them bitches are nasty

Vaginas are fucking fleshy moisty touchy smelly things. Disgusting fleshy touchy smelly. Nope fuck that.

with a single call, i can walk into a $2500-$3000 per month job tomorrow.
what do you bring to the table?

>>41017055
because you're using a distraction tactic on me that means you have something to actually tell me about her

>>41017065
I make 12k on rent alone

>>41017065
So what you bring to the table is... other people?
I don't give a fuck about your networking. What actual skills do you have?

Ooof le 40k a year job.

Ooof women's pussy lives the sound of 40k a year job

>>41017077
are you a piece of shit that stole a bunch of old peoples houses after they died?

>>41017018
damn this slaps

https://youtu.be/Rj0Tj8dnrYw

>>41017026
>shuffled to this
god damn it

https://youtu.be/bhSQf7D2LxQ

>>41017056
you see any divergent behavior from what you expect as some sort of ruse, when in reality you were just wrong. how fucking embarrassing huehuehuehue

https://youtu.be/EkiKN9sVFu0

>>41017065
lol that’s very on the cusp of average of you
>>41017075
Eris you’re experiencing a hypersexual symptom of your psychosis which is why ur obsessed with this alleged demon girl now.

My recommendation? Just do push ups in the psyche when they finally take care of you.

>>41017083
>What actual skills do you have?
coded welder, electrician, draftsman.

fuck you.
i can get into NDT inspections just as easily.

>>41017055
>save the world
4And it was commanded them that they should not hurt the grass of the earth, neither any green thing, neither any tree; but only those men which have not the seal of God in their foreheads. 5And to them it was given that they should not kill them, but that they should be tormented five months: and their torment was as the torment of a scorpion, when he striketh a man. 6And in those days shall men seek death, and shall not find it; and shall desire to die, and death shall flee from them.
( ͡◉◞ ͜ʖ◟ ͡◉)

https://youtu.be/h46k1GSvhqQ

>>41017096
until you get fired for having a shit personality and everyone hates you

>>41017094
i wouldnt speak if i were you, you fucking tranny jannie.

>>41017101
and yet, you have nothing.
>>41016812

>>41016760
What happened then?

>>41017103
Not a tranny not a Jannie :)

Imma handsome man

I have over 600k in stocks

Just my fuck you money


Millions in real estate

Another million on savings in thr bank

>>41017108
whatever, russian HRT.
ima get back to hitting triceps.

>>41017092
The Lord is my wing man, I shall not want.

https://youtu.be/kWbjq4voJlM

>>41017112
>Skills stated: 0

>>41017112
but are you a piece of shit

>>41017116
Buying shit low and selling shit high is a skill.

>>41017125
thats what all the fenty dealers say

i yam that i yam

is there like an auctionator for IRL?

>>41017125
All you are doing is pushing paper around. You aren't actually doing anything productive.
You don't even do anything productive with the money you make. You're the biggest joke in the thread.

>>41017134
but he has moar money then you yo

>>41017094
whyd you have to use the term """hypersexual""" demon

im on God’s side!

Why do woman always have erect nipples when they talk to me

>>41017139
>but he has moar money then you yo
prove it, and ill post a dick pic.

>>41017134
Who cares? It doesnt matter you idiot. Nobody makes money to impress you with how they made it. You make it however the fuck you can and fuck off and enjoy it. Cut as many corners as possible. Cheat as much as you can.

>>41017140
Consider reading the sentence. Context is key. It might mean exactly what it says. Now stop talking to me about your imaginary demon gf, pervert.

>>41017146
im just being sarcastic and saying what he would say. post pic anyway

What happened in 1988 amd 1989 that was so wild?

maybe i can just find some gold..

>>41017148
You will be reincarnated as an Indian.

>>41017148
if you ripped innocent people off and stole shit to get it then fuck you

i can give a pass if you ripped off corps and the elites like robin hood but I highly doubt that

>>41017115
>shuffled to this
i think the feet thing is cute but GOD DAMMIT

https://youtu.be/eLYhnBaWOzc

>>41017150
>post pic anyway

>>41017155
Where tho?

>>41017122
The SCP foundation has girls like this!?
Luckily I'm D-Class. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

>>41017159
lmao just wait until you find out how I feel about arm pits

https://youtu.be/3umaLe37-LE

>>41017163
600 trillion?

>>41017156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyCdob3gwpA

>>41017163
lol white spiritual boy trust, thats funny

Dont care once I was like you
Had nothing and hated those richer than me. I wouldn't trade places with you again for anything.

>>41017166
I hear there might be some documentation on them on e621

>>41017149
its not hypersexuality. Its because the only person i have in this world is impossible to get to, on a soul level because of possession, familial level because of you also, and then all of society is out to kill you and these sorts of relations so

>>41017166
Lmao not a bad way to die ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

>>41017170
dis poes snaaks, ne?

>>41017176
yes please

>>41017164
mountains...

>>41017094
its not sexuality its trying to have a person

>>41017171
no one hates you man, they only hate the nobody

>>41017180
Where specifically in the mountains?

>>41017189
i'm not going to dox myself. but via a study of local geology and .. subduction zones i guess. 'm figuring t out. i knew a guy who swore you could also use earthgrids for this...

The biggest changes are done for the dumbest reasons, but not every big change is good

>>41017039
Based fren.

Who's Oliver?

>>41017176
can you send me a space shuttle and get me the hell outta here

Poo pee poo

>>41017205
hey now, dont be getting rowdy on us

>>41017212
Pooping is rowdy
I'll stick to peeing

How does the nono select new nonorangers I want to be a green nonoranger

>>41017214
but when you poop on pee you get rowdy and it scares me a little

>>41017215
You can wear it if you want, but the suit wasn't originally green.

So I'm guessing it's the one with the sweet voice?

>>41017215
he telepathically sees you in his mind. he told me he just seen you in his mind.. so nono ranger you are

>>41017215
I want to be a ranger in the NCR

>>41017215
Dibs on being the White Power Ranger

https://youtu.be/QllYKcvKdbY

>Ending DOJ/FBI treason against Congress by voooting in Congress is treason against Trump
Oh shit nigga what the fuck are you doing!?

>>41017166
https://youtu.be/hIBuhjdF388

>>41017174
https://youtu.be/EKMOeuaGYtg

>>41017225
Best I can do is infantry in the DRC.

>>41017217
I can't help it
I can't poop without peeing
I can pee without pooping

Finally away from the bullshit. On a beach relaxing by myself. Would of been nice to have someone special to enjoy this with but sometimes you gotta enjoy shit alone.

>>41017236
yeah but see when you specifically pee on poop is when it happens

>>41017094
you idiot, if i look right at this person, they stop even having feelings because of getting shattered by you, a demon, shes not even there, shes gone and you cant even reach her. Any "feelings" only exist for her if i die somewhat aka so her demon can drink my blood. You cant even actually touch her because if you do the demon immediately retracts from you

>>41017215
https://youtu.be/nHalaFUqnTI

>>41017241
If I don't flush that's certainly possible

And every time you see DRC,
You'll now think DCR.

>>41017201
A good person and ill answer it in that. You watchers got played by evil people and its simple as that.

The assassins asked me to send them leads for bad peeps and you guys got everything twisted and helped bad people only.

>>41017245
yep, thats when it gets you. it can allow demons in too when you leave poop like that. when you pee on poop it activates the demons

>>41017230
>running from that
He must be one of those semen retention nerds, can't relate.

https://youtu.be/CFhaPNRyuwE

>>41017260
or maybe people he just dont feel like wackin his pud

>>41017260
It's not just ass it's hips and legs

>>41017215
https://youtu.be/lif5tVdxEN0

>>41017260
your taste is impeccable

https://youtu.be/qwACtORnIUs

>>41017271
you did love you some power rangers, batman was my shiznit

>>41017256
I don't really have demons maybe

>>41017247
>Run DRC
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=g6nthFTiPiI

>>41017274
No one has demons until Eris asks their name

>>41017274
if you dont have any demons you will after you poop on pee

doodoo in the butt summons them every time

>>41017281
Sometimes I imagine a demon in my head
It's like I don't want to think them but then they do
Kind of like imagining an apple in head

>>41017271
https://youtu.be/5DcBafO6-IE

>>41017278
>DRC
quiet simp.

3 more sets, then youll have to halt the thread again, ok.

>>41017293
>Discord
>Didn't read the policy, abuse reporting and privacy statement update 3 days ago
RIP

>>41017284
No

>>41017296
>2 more sets, then youll have to halt the thread again, ok.

I'm getting in shape.

>>41017297
thats just the poop on pee demon speaking for you

>>41017288
Just then?
I find demons dwell in the depths of the mind, but they show themselves in unconscious actions, especially mental actions. Emotional modalities coupled with the contextual framing in active memory are like the doors and handles to a stronghold.

>>41017310
How do I get rid of them I got anointed by Christian priest but still have them

>>41017308
You can do it. I can bench 50pounds barely once in arm curl. Im up ten pounds from max from 2 weeks ago

>>41017273
batman is based

https://youtu.be/IluGYNrInAw

>>41017289
monstergirls are one of my favorite trends

https://youtu.be/S635yhsoRfg

check .>>> out real quick.

I meant to say *cough if golden eyed weed smoker wasnt so stubborn me and her could be on this road trip together.

>>41017317
yeah but ghostbusters was the real truth

>>41017318
I got a funny feeling too but I know ill be alright.

>>41017313
I'm not lifting all that much but I started Muay Thai today. Was skipping rope before, + one meal a day.

>>41017323
and yet...
no love.

>>41017324
Im trying to get strong before Halloween this year.

>>41017317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nyHPIcbn88

>>41017312
To get rid of demons is a temporary thing unless you get rid of the strongholds they dwell in. That usually means changing your life and the way you respond to things mentally. These are the actions, but they come naturally if you truly submit to God.

>>41017323
always go with yer gut feeling. its usually right.

>>41017317
You say that like it's new, we been out here hunting monster girls like Sam and Dean only it's Slam and Peen

https://youtu.be/jUgsmsvSYow

>>41017327
I know im kinda of damaged for life. I wouldn't be fit for anyone. Just trying to heal and relax.

>>41017331
Which God?

>>41017338
i guess then you didnt see what i was trying to show...

>>41017339
>it's capitalized
Literally only one God that you capitalize.

>>41017336
or poop and pee

>>41017342
Based. Hail Odin.

>>41017342
>>41017331
How do I submit to him
How do I know any God exists
How do I know right from wrong

Greta! Take my energy!!!

>>41017321
https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE

>>41017329
>ken ashcorp
aahhhhh the nostalgiaaaa

https://youtu.be/JKVb3syM3lI

>>41017336
ok fair point

https://youtu.be/2JpmVcJVfdQ

>>41017348
sit down and have a chat with aunt rosie, honey

everything will be alright

such a babe

>>41017350
Damn that's a fine looking...frogger hat

>>41017333
Your right. Its definitely saved me a lot, I will switch directions or even not go to places if I get the feelings get strong enough.

>>41017339
If you have to ask keep looking within.
God dwells there.
The voice of God is not loud.
It does not change its mind.
It may even be more of a feeling or a nudge.
It depends on how often you listen.
But God is good and true and reliable, but doesn't always say what we want to hear.
If you develop discernment you will never again ask "which God."

One of us! One of us!

>>41017347
>Odin is God.
Naw, that's dumb.
>Odin is a god.
There we go.
You're welcome.

>>41017348
“For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:”

>>41017353
To be fair, you're extremely correct in that the monster girl meta has gotten much hornier.

https://youtu.be/0tgYr03o3dE

>>41017341
Sometimes i can pick up on things and sometimes not so much.

Stop sliding the Greta bitties!

>>41017363
never steered you wrong and never will

wink

>>41017350
She used to be flat she's a late bloomer
Pedophiles are all gay

Ive heard dogmen in some places will be shadows during the day and in the flesh creatures during the night.

>>41017371
i was trying to compare my /fit/ progress to that of the average /soc/ poster

>>41017375
she’s over magic number

>>41017367
It'd be too easy for me to invent one that doesn't exist :/
Atheism seems impossible to disprove

>>41017369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3-XRJxJfmA

you should get on out like a baby trout

>>41017383
>It'd be too easy for me to invent one that doesn't exist :/
Then don't, just listen.
Wu wei.
Do you think God will not say his name?

it was a bad idea to use her guys. i broke up with her regardless of what she told you. I was done then and still done.

>>41017386
In the early 2000s Def Jam made a wrestling/fighting game.
Ghostface Killah refused to be in it.
Unless he got a giant golden birb on his arm.
That he wanted to fly off his arm and peck out his enemies eyes.
Based schizo Ghostface

https://youtu.be/SHKp_UU8Rkc

>>41017388
Im gonna walk the beach at night.

>>41017394
not only that you gonna get her blasted by me verbally like just happened and she will be crying for two weeks. leave her alone, thanks

>>41017395
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4SMeVYWFuQ

>>41017369
>the monster girl meta has gotten much hornier
the internet has blessed us with exposure to so much kink variety, this is a big reason i could never go back, i would lose out on so many robust options in games, memes, tech and porn

https://youtu.be/MFJahonpyFE

>>41017392
Have I not already been listening?

Where is that sound bite originally from?

>>41017403
I fed a crow like that earlier

somebody step up, dont be shy. quit sending girls.

https://youtu.be/HNGaa5Opfmc?si=I2FUcYZlFGuieaV0

>>41017402
What a bootsy rabbit hole we've gone down, better get tested lmao

https://youtu.be/gK4olkFGJrw

>>41017407
I am ready for monster/ayylmao girls but I only got invisible monster pussy the one time :(

https://youtu.be/gLap2fvC6dI

>>41017416
They are sending you girls?

>>41017394
Man sorry for whatever your going through hope it gets better. I know i had that psychopath and his gang messing with me but there was also something far darker and more dangerous. A cult, that had some type of technology they used on people to make them aroused or habe headaches etc.

And I know that sounds insane. Hope things get better for you both. Stay strong.

Where is he?

>>41017427
Where the wild things are

there is only dark and light...

neither is good nor bad...

>>41016148
by murdering their ego's with words is possible to have a new ego that's like the old one only different respawn in the same thread.

you say you're deadly do you understand you don't sniff petrol from a can

>>41017421
>I am ready for monster/ayylmao girls
the day may come, but i haven't a clue when if ever

https://youtu.be/DX7upUwGOMA

whatever im leaving

>>41017408
Considering you're asking me and not God? Looks that way.

>>41017437
Take care of yourself fren

>>41017112
>600k in stocks
Laws changed. You don't "own" stocks anymore.
Whatever cash in the bank is at risk too.

If an economic crash happens, expect to become a creditor as they steal everything. I have faith Trump can help the U.S. survive but it's good to be aware of the risks. Gold and silver stacking is a safe long-term bet. Should anything happen to Trump, the crash will likely be accelerated.

>>41017416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2pzmty3LVs

>>41017442
lol, thanks for keeping the theme going

>>41017440
>Take care of yourself fren

for me or for you?

>>41017438
Maybe I've already tried that and given up

>>41017444
michael jordan pretending to be a baseball player. rare video.

>>41017445
Why not both
I helped some black people find a bus station today

>>41017436
I don't even read manga 99% of the time I have youtubers explain it to me.
But yeah, when the Lyrans come thru I'll scoop you up in my UFO.
Two more weeks, I can't say more cuz it's top secret need to know information.

https://youtu.be/VN8SlYg78zI

>>41016177
But if it happens for at least one then it happens for reals and not just as part of a thought experiment huh...

>>41017454
i watched him live when he did that,lol.

i was keeping up with baseball until a couple weeks ago

>>41017459
then you just counter it by always being aware it propaganda and never fully beleiving anything anyone says, HUH

>>41017450
Faith is to be tested. We all have our own spiritual journeys, but in mine there were two phases. They can best be summarized with the sanskrit "neti neti" and "iti "iti". The path to seeing God was one of letting go before it was one of building. Because all that remained was profoundly true my faith grew from a strong foundation.

>>41017456
>Why not both
scratch my back and ill scratch yours...

Start diggin’ in yo butt twin!

>>41017394
I've given up speaking to women
they are a lost cause

>>41017458
>Two more weeks
Two more weeks
>Two more weeks
Two more weeks

in seriousness, we shall see

https://youtu.be/Og6Yu54arDE

>>41017467
I wish it wasn't so hard.
I don't know how much time I have left

>>41016179
The whole time
you've been in these threads
you've been wasting time pretending to matter when you don't


that's what

duh...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejlDXh20KUU

>>41017459
i am physically repulsed when I know its you speaking, ha

gotta go to court ha

got served a subpoena for fraud ha

that was that nerve ha

https://youtu.be/Ww9VlmXKYgs?si=IAXY0XJIdebfPVaE

>>41017488
the nono says you are a degenerate disgusting despicable demented nonosexual

>>41017481
We make it hard on ourselves with false expectations. I can tell you from personal experience that confronting them is painful, but in the face of death it's also freeing.

you keep yo body clean ha

>>41017499
We gon' dig in the butt using magick

https://youtu.be/n9yBXi-ytwM

>yeah (YOU) ..Garfield
:P

>>41017495
I've prayed when I've had sort of near death experiences but it just seems like coping and self preservation. I think it can be explained well under atheism too

>>41017501
magick dont work on me doodoo brown its a waste of time

https://youtu.be/6LKt0Z7x0FM?si=NFmrN1St2pLm5cFi

>>41016184
isn't that the plot from starwars

>Luke I am your father

>>41017501
in the south, there are billboards, that give you directions based on the nearest walmart.

>>41017512
the nono just likes to go along with the larps because why not

>>41017503
Another one fell for the propaganda...

>>41017508
If I could share my experiences I would, but I think the better option is for there to be no reason to in the first place. What are you really looking for, explanations? Or a relationship with God?

>>41017514
That's not a thing.

>>41017503
>this isn't even my final form Jon

https://youtu.be/bXJji5ddrcE

>>41016212
folks have gone their whole lives waiting before
but for some reason I got a feeling
I'm going to scroll down a little bit and you won't be waiting anymore

>>41017521
maybe you're just not deep enough south?

>>41017520
A relationship with God.
I'd like proof he exists

>>41017521
it is.

>>41016300
I call bullshit

>>41016311
go fuck yourself you candy ass bitch
>not the anon you're responding to btw
*waves to lurkers who know better then to post and just watch*

>>41017535
>I'd like proof he exists
Are you sure?
You have a relationship with me right now
>online
>casual
>anonymous
However, you can't prove this relationship exists. You simply don't have enough information. In the case of God, there simply isn't enough space in this universe to hold the information. Perhaps though you don't really mean "proof" and you're more of a seeing is believing sort of person?

Dan "punch them in the back of the head so they get tighter" Schneider

game of thrones really falls off in season 2...

>>41017382
Isn't she a 90's kid?

Wish a lonely female vampire would knock on my room door tonight but thats not gonna happen. Tired of being alone.

>>41017548
Hey kids, it's me Dan Schneider, make sure to write something silly on your feet and send me pics, I'm not sus at all.
*unzips duck*

https://youtu.be/pgVIL0mo6yA

>>41017547
How about me witnessing a large miracle?

>>41016346
>post's that never happen

>>41017552
feminists ruined it

>>41015689 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBY0LkjSFCY

>>41017555
80s, but the age dont matter.

>>41017564
That could happen. It happened to me at least. Miracles don't really come out of nowhere though. They arrive when you dutifully walk the spiritual path until you reach a stall. It's at this stall that a miracle will arrive, but only if you allow for a new perspective to move forward.

Best of luck on your journey my friend.
Try not to get hung up on the details/dogma
Experience is what matters

>>41016368
Why do so many forget that not ever poster is refreshing the page over and over and over waiting for their next "fix"

>*21 day marathon on the giga-stack*
>*2 Days Earlier*
>Hmm...today I will...Uhm...take a tolerance break from Acetyl-L-Carnitine and L-Tyrosine
>*This morning*
>Cold sweats, nausea, confusion, teeth grinding
>Fuck it, I'm dosing at midday, taking an extra Taurine and L-Theanine tonight
>Will dose off Rhodiola on a 4 on, 3 off and CDP-Choline, ALC and L-Tyrosine 5 on, 2 off from now on
Good data though.

>>41017403
Yeah, I know... sorry

>>41016401
how many of you regular every day shit poster's have ever been accused of being a mod before?

>>41017581
Alright thank you
Consciousness seems like a miracle but it's just not enough for me

>>41017600
mold check

>>41017610
I've been called a lot of horrible things during my tenure as The Ape Shrek Above Nobody, but that's too horrible an insult even for here.

>>41017559
>https://voca.ro/1laFumozpxVB

https://youtu.be/hRe2neg9K64

I wonder if somebody would date her

>>41016425
how many of you forgot when all of 4chan was down not to long ago cause it got hacked all normal like and shit?

>>41017633
of course they would

>>41017637
i member

>>41017633
I can see that Adam's apple. Your ribbon won't fucking fool me.