>>23245109
Your need wide leg pants to pull them up enough to go through the hole

>>41025481
My dad isn't dead and we're not gay for each other.
Although he does watch me fap, but that's not his fault, he can't not watch.

>>41024287
"Men are like steel; when they lose their temper they lose their worth." - Chuck Norris

>>514686389
That translation is painful to read as someone who knows heaven is within you as Jesus taught.

It's not a matter of Biblical interpretation or translation in this case, as I'm there now so I'm 100% certain.

>>41016693
“And he said unto me, It is done. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end. I will give unto him that is athirst of the fountain of the water of life freely.”

>tfw you didn't know the water of life was his breast milk and he's got big hairy honkers to sup from

It's only weird if you make it weird anon.

>>40980342
You know who else never leaves his room?
God.

Come to think of it as previously mentioned it's basically all the planets because Moses has the staff of hermes and that's Mercury.

Saturn is in the Book of Revelation in the form of the reaping with the scythe.

I came not to bring peace but a sword, there's Mars

Jesus is the Sun obviously but he's also the moon because the Moon and Venus samefag occultically.

Seven spirits of God thing

Hello OP, you're in luck as I am one of the few ascended students of Christ aka not a larping church faggot.

Step 1) Forgive your worst enemies using the same logic you use to forgive yourself ie
>Well I couldn't help it and I didn't know any better
That way God won't see you as a hypocrite and destroy you for being a faggot.
Step 2) Love your enemies as well as those you love, as God perfectly distributes love to the wicked and the just in the form of sunlight and rain.
>But I don't want to I'm a faggot
Ok, then you will never be an omnipotent god or a son of God.
Up to you.

>>514095230
I'm not part of the masons or whatever dude.
You're trying to associate me with them because I'm based and God loves me.
It's pitiful.