Thread 40978803

Poor man’s rose edition

Who is the nobody?

>>40978803 (OP)
>Who is the nobody?
Unironically the Alawite poster and he doesn't even know it yet

What is wrong with you?

>>40978808
>the Alawite poster
Whomst?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7s8pqiebt4

new bread

>>40978803 (OP)
>Who is the nobody?
Does it even matter?

Word don't mean shit in a world of action.

>>40978808
Sauce pls

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>40978820
The penis mightier than the sword tho

>>40978811
Alawiteanon is a Syrian alawite allegedly named Alexander, who came to /x/ and made seven successful and interesting AMAs in which he discussed the secrets of his people the Alawites, the knowledge he shared had elements of magic, esotericism, dream travel, a sinister yet interesting offshoot of Gnosticism in which the current god of this world is a thought tumour that branched out of the main power lines of god or something or the other. He was charismatic, spoke of seven gates on earth, the Djinn, aliens and dream travel. Highly suggestible Anons like that poster naturally were drawn to this guy and his group, he moved the conversations to Discord after the seventh thread where some Anons followed and some did not. He is supposedly writing a book titled The Book of Clouds, that contains the secrets of his faith that he deems safe to release. He claims that his people have many more deeper secrets that he has taken oaths never to release. He still somewhat posts on the discord from time to time answering questions. At the time the server was strictly males only, but a while ago he has allowed women to also join.

The threads are here
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/36931222/#36931222
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/36976168/#36976168
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/37023268/#37023268
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/37093515/#37093515
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/37134196/#37134196
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/37237392/#37237392
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/37333243/#37333243

He talks a lot of interesting things, and at times he sounds like a complete moron. It is like speaking to a jester that drops golden nuggets of truth once every 10 moronic lines. The threads are really good though

>>40978822
his discord: alawiteanon
also see
>>40978830

peepee poopoo

>>40978830
>Gnosticism

>>40978803 (OP)
>Who is the Nobody?
The Nobody is a friend alive today who has extraordinary spiritual powers, including the ability to influence reality with his conscious and unconscious mind, and intuitively receive guidance from the forces of Heaven, working to elevate people to their true potential; opposing those who seek power over others. You are capable of this too, as long as you stay true to the Universe.

He was chosen to carry the Logos in its plasmate form: He is a homoplasmate, a divine syzygy; the coalition between man and holy spirit, which is self replicating... making other homoplasmates out of everyday anons.

He is no savior figure, like a messiah; he's just like you, but he has found the kingdom of God within himself through sheer dedication, just like you will. Remember that it's you who creates your own reality; with your hands, thoughts, feelings, words. No one can decide your fate except for you and God.

>What is the general picture?
It’s important we start replying more to the good posters and ignoring the hateful ones, or educating them if possible. So call upon their heads the forces of Heaven for peace, clarity, and wisdom. If this place is to be more than a squandered opportunity, an overgrown garden, it requires voices such as yours, but many more. This is a place for spiritual discussions and help, not drama, attention seeking, or social content; there are other boards for that.

Treat your body as a temple and focus on increasing your service to all, being more loving and forgiving to yourself and others in order to raise your vibrational and consciousness level. This will change the vibration of the planet and raise our shared consciousness, making us a better humankind one person at a time.
None of us are perfect, it is by learning to admit and accept this fact one is able to learn, and grow in Truth.

Welcome! Take shelter and find rest.

>>40978830
Not really.

>>40978837
>he has found the kingdom of God within himself through sheer dedication, just like you will
I figured out how to do this by coming here a while if anyone wants help I can help.
It's easier than you'd think.

>>40978836
the harranians (which later became alawites) predate gnosticism.
>>40978843
What do you mean?

>>40978830
Not really.

>>40978808
I can see that being true if he would finish his fucking book already

>>40978854
Ok, Gnosticism is still dumb though.
>Sophia poops out the Demiurge
>Demiurge makes earth
>God doesn't know about earth or the Demiurge somehow despite being God

>>40978844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOeGu4F2q4o
>>40978868
be safe

>>40978862
Their faith isn't gnosticism, it speaks of astral travel to tame god himself, it is very intricate and the further I dove into their teachings the more meaning I found about the world.

>>40978859
what do you mean?

>>40978869
The Lord is my pokemon, I shall not want?

>>40978808
e x a c t l y
I have had that theory for a while, add me on discord to talk about it: mammon22

https://youtu.be/y2TfjBoJKw8?si=qv3AC0Ej3_TadCQ0

daily reminder when you see a fat person they use that money....they use it against you they are demons

Look I don't give a fuck if you pretend to be me.
That's fine, you've always been my smoke screen and cover.

But don't post your weakness as if me.
Not only do you make me look bad.
You make everyone else look bad by proxy.

Your weakness offends me.
You disgrace everyone by being here.

I need to get back to work.
Keep yourselves busy.

>>40978876
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IminA5k1Ukc

that aint no ordinary rabbit

*scratches balls*
*rubs your nose*

>>40978825

we have receipts now, eh?

>>40978803 (OP)
Elon Musk is all concerned about human depopulation. In general, once human population drops significantly, the effects will begin to be felt, and humans will begin to reproduce like FUCKING gnats, okay? You ever had a swarm of gnats in your house because you can't take care of it? They bite you for blood to make new eggs because you sprayed down all their stupid fucking swarming pests. It's the same thing. These annoying swarming pests will fly around your face and in your nose and on your face, and follow you from room to room and just take a big itchy bite out of you due to the uncleanness of your sanctuary

As soon as the humans are depopulated the humans start fuckin' like the retarded goyim they are

>6Then the Lord said to Moses, “Tell Aaron, ‘Stretch out your staff and strike the dust of the ground,’ and throughout the land of Egypt (America) the dust will become gnats.” 17They did this, and when Aaron stretched out his hand with the staff and struck the dust of the ground, gnats came on people and animals. All the dust throughout the land of Egypt (America) became gnats.

Do you think that cute Indian girl the glowies sent to me was a tranny?

I got weird vibes from her

It was too good to be true

I feel like she had bad motives was planning something

Probably was going to bite my lil dick off or something

I dunno maybe I'm just a paranoid retard

What you guys fink

Yikes

Anyway

>>40978909
Aw man it's /pol/ Jesus!
I love this guy!
I've seen your asshole bro, we're basically blood brothers but you probably don't remember me

>>40978925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrWxrhSMLJs

I mean I would've fucked her raw and came inside her but she was crying that her boyfriend just assaulted her

I don't need a wild negro on the hunt for me because I fucked his mid girlfriend

But anyway

Yikes

>>40978854
the Nobody usually is a man of few words, with no books or servers.

>>40978909
The peimary reason people like Musk and other owners of corps are flipping out about birthrates is because it means less profit, and less grunts to do the dirty work. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Until everyone on earth can eat at least one meal per day, has clothing on their back, shelter, and their needs to live are met, I will not take a nepobaby in billionaire crying about birthrates seriously in any capacity.

Did you ever licked pussy? I did, once, and it was the best thing i ever did. I wish i could lick pussy more.

>>40978965
Bunches of times.
I'm a confirmed sex haver.
Habitual sex haver even.
It's ok, I'm not a fan.

>>40978968

Everyone needs a hobby

GM what is the theme today?

>>40978996
Cheerleading

>>40978968
Oh i see you're one of those 'alpha males', maybe you've got to prone to comfort to enjoy the sweet taste of an erect clitoris.
>>40978976
Like cooking and enjoying the evening with a beer?

>>40978965
No but I kissed a girl

>>40978999
In what context?

I am a Void Male

>>40978925
should be working 3 jobs to donate as much as possible to effective altruist charities

>>40979016
What does that mean?

I made a new chad edit. This was me yesterday evening

>>40979016
>>40979023
Void Males and Alpha Males are at war and they're both losing

I'm a smegma male (sigma) so your pity little war doesn't make me flinch.

>>40979032
You're pooping today

>>40979025
What is a void male tho?

>>40979032
You're supposed to wash your ass AND your dick btw

arrival window on yesterdays CME starts 8 am EST tomorrow

>>40979042
scratch that....friday 8 am

>>40979042
>>40979043
I hope the power grid goes down
No more 911 :)

https://youtu.be/cfwG9Kja1sQ?si=_bB2i9MyyihC3Lft

Summer love still going strong.
Stay busy friends

>>40979066
It's going to happen soon :]

I can't figure out what a void male is

>>40979076
Nigger

>>40979069
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KDNXB-yuXUA

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=efk7YnGDPZs

>>40979076
It's a void, that's male.

>>40979069
A Nigger! With a woman!
Absolutely fabulous.

I'm filthy rich! ;D

>>40978888
checked and kekd
>https://voca.ro/1ehT6zXyPtbx

>>40979069
I found a music artist card in a broken window on my way to a counseling appointment and im listening to it now on Spotify.
Suns shining and it feels good to be in control of my life.
Sure can't wait to do drugs while I feel this good.

Sobriety sucks and so does this fake society.
1 month remaining.

Im only fake happy right now. Real happiness comes when you're not coerced and forced to do shit you don't have to.

I WIN THE LOTTERY!!!!

>>40978968
>https://voca.ro/16QiFohc4SS3

>>40979095
the powerball and mega millions haven't reset to 20 million
you broke nigga

>>40979087
High five!

https://open.spotify.com/track/7rhNQb2HkjNxZ2p432JK4K?si=189sq2tJTlCnP8qvJZKwSQ

Fire beats for the freestyle lifestyle
Whats your vibe?

>>40978808
>>40978830
>>40978832
STOP trying to force this to be a thing ffs nobody cares and he isn't interesting or insightful

>>40979032
>https://voca.ro/1cVHQReJd8Wt

>>40979113
https://youtu.be/r3MotmU3kMY

>>40979115
>ffs nobody cares and he isn't interesting or insightful
well at least he cares?

>>40979120
Stfu

>>40979115
If he allows women he's a fucking cuck and should not be taken seriously

>>40979095
CANT YOU JUST SMELL THAT AIR!

>>40979018
Oh yeah? Lemme know who's hiring and I'll apply, we can be co-workers if you want me so ;)
>>40978930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dix-lB_muio

>>40979117
Lol at this autist doing song out of my words, it's great.

>>40978996
snow halation

>>40979078
>>40979082
Hmm well it doesn't really matter. I'm not a void male anyway

>>40979121
i gotchu
>https://voca.ro/16WdXswCGyhZ

>>40979128
Go collect scrap metal
Go collect electronics and harvest gold from them

>>40979085
Soon :]

I am a black man inside a white girl body

>>40979142
Who are you people?

>>40979130
The most annoying thing here is people who take themselves too seriously. I think of it like a counter measure. Mostly I just think it's a fun way to practice.

>>40979139
So not really a job, but scavenging others peoples garbage for a hopeful buck or two? How very interesting, lemme know when there's restaurants hiring, or a local construction company, you know? Someone who can give a pay stub

>>40979144
if you're pretty and not fat you have life on easy mode

>>40979151
yeah until you're like 33

>>40979150
when I get extremely rich I'll pay you to be my (platonic) friend

>>40979151
so then the black man inside is what, a guilt response?

>>40979156
Make lots of money when you're young and invest it

>>40979158
No need to pay for that, if you just want a friend, bro, you can pay for my meal when we hit up burger joints if you really feel the need to pay for my time spent with you, nothin more than that though, take care fren

Who is Baal?

>>40979166
The one you dropped

>>40979147
I am just an anon but I was orphaned as a boy and have been SRA'd as a trial to develop strength through trauma and be adopted by the cabal. Hbu?

The universe is infinite
Nothing or almost nothing is unique

>>40979170
I am an autist schizo who saw too much.

You will always be my star.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hst5Ws13qtM

>>40979149
Don't ever think i take myself seriously. I'm a majestic buffoon.

https://youtu.be/NMdYfN2zTMs

What's the point in living if you have a small dick?

I was just thinking about the time I accidentally* got a few hundred namefag shitposters banned. I hope Moot forgot about me.

I actually think an afterlife probably exists
Materialism and physicalism are retarded

>>40979182
Whats the point if you have a big dick and don't use it?

>>40979188
Antimatter from bananas

>>40979181
With your name, you're clearly low risk. The other thing that I find hilarious is turning autistic schizo dribble into music. I find the more I connect with it and take it seriously the more people appreciate it - even if I'm clearly having a laugh.

>>40979186
Am I going to have a tiny dick in the after life too?

Who is the Void Chud?

>>40979177
Now you'll be invited in to the inner circle and trained and paid handsomely to direct your autism and schizo energy into the aims and goals of your new group of bros, right?

>>40979192
I don't know

>>40979188
At least you have one and can use it

What am I supposed to do with this small shit

>>40979194
No, just isolated from society.

It can always get much worse for them. I hope they remember that

It’s almost time.
>when do I get my superpowers?
Whenevah cuh’

>>40979201
Not a chance that's how it ends up. Unless you mean in the sense that this elite group is in their own isolated society separate from the fake and gay normie society

>>40979202
As if having a tiny dick isn't punishment enough

Why do the rich hate white people?


I’d like to be a water bug.

>>40979204
How about today?

Me and her are quantum entangled

This shit makes me sick

>>40979207
They got to build their lives and wealth and families though. It's our turn now

>>40979214
This is speciesist.
Rats are sweet and should not be stereotyped as deceptive and litigious

>>40979216
Yes well her aura is very compelling to me and mine must be to her as well. Just as I thought. She won't be able to resist much longer and neither will I ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

>>40979210
It’s either soon enough to send you to a psyche ward or far away enough for you to keep living your life. Expect it wheneva

Who is watching this thread right now?

>>40979226
nobody

>>40979221
shut up, white rat

>>40979191
https://youtu.be/7bPbhCWtZmM

The situation probably only improves once you start granting the wishes.

>>40979223
I'm going to tell your gf you're thinking of other women

>>40979226
The Nobody’s cowerkers????

>>40979217
What does? The mic on the headphones is pretty strong, I bet you can hear the plopping and squelching rn

>
I am a strong independent black woman!

>>40979231
Don't make me do Dr Mengele shit to your entire subspecies

>>40979188

Habitualizing self-control.

Hard disclosure when?

>>40979194
>https://voca.ro/1assqe5RlSkT

>>40979224
Nothing I see or learn would be capable of making my mind break at this point. No psych ward. Gotta get the powers, fast

I would hate it if I was doing BJJ with a girl and she was way better at it and stronger and she choked me unconscious and I woke up handcuffed behind my back and cuddling with her on her couch
That would totally suck

Update I'm not even hungover (as always)and just busted a fat nut to Billie Eilish gonna smoke some dabs perhaps lift or play vidiya see you guys L8R

>>40979243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HUtkDbzFCY

>>40979258
baby thrown off balcony

>>40979262
what an odd thing to do

>>40979233
Who's wishes tho? Please be more specific about what they are

>>40979234
She already knows ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

>>40979252
Mind broken or not they will come for you c;
As for the fast track to get super powers: have you tried rolling around in toxic waste?

>>40979234
>He thinks he actually has a gf
Lol

>>40979246
During or after the trip down south or before the trip possibly tomorrow

>>40979268
that's an interesting philosophical question
what does it mean to "actually" have a gf

See what is actually real is the chemical imbalance in farmers market anon's head! The gf he has is real to him!

>>40979238
Yeah, that shit especially

>>40979252
>https://voca.ro/11UXtl75f6Ls

You can always poop

>>40979277
A common modern day conundrum let's say hypothetically farmers market anon stops taking his meds does his gf disappear?

>>40979202
What are they even doing to you for you to act like this?

>>40979294
was poopin just now
https://youtu.be/55ed_G8_Rzs

>>40979301
Yes she does
But she can always reappear
Maybe there's another universe where he does have her as his gf

>>40979277
>>40979301

My gf is real and the woman from the farmer's market also has a crush on me and we will also be together. No meds btw ',:^]

>>40979302
Highly invasive and manipulative surveillance and attempts to restrict portions of my life. Also time theft, opportunity theft, etc. Why do they want me to summarize their crimes against me at this moment?

>>40979308
Yes in another timeline a pity look he really does believe she's real you're right she's real to him and perhaps that's all that matters.

https://youtu.be/IGVZOLV9SPo?feature=shared

>>40979331
I'll listen later when I'm cleaning btw

>>40979335
kk

>>40979327
And if other people experience that too?

>>40979331
>Cette vidéo n'est pas disponible.
Fuckin' google

>>40979331
https://youtu.be/Iw1Fm61HBA8?feature=shared

Yeah.

Hehehe
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=he7lwEBVT4A

anything i should talk about with everyone here

Wait everyone shut up. Hold on. I have something important to say.

>>40979389
https://youtube.com/shorts/kqzRPrLJ0vY?si=Q0dYNkEu4Y4MFAIQ

>>40979377
Jannie are you ok?
Are you ok jannie?

whats an item i can use to remember myself

>>40979401
A janny wouldn't namefag on a general would they?

>>40979226
always

>>40979403
how about an ID or Driver's License

>>40979377
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iuMazsXVRgQ

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uzrjWJNWr3g

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fes7kQ-_zX8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CDl9ZMfj6aE

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1D3a5eDJIs

>>40979405
Idk, i'm just a basic user.

>>40978808
88 = POWER 4 ME & POWER 4 THE GODDESS
08 = POWER 4 ME & NO POWER LEFT OVER 4 HERE, AKA NOT GOOD
THE NOBODIE SERVESA THE GODDESS, THEREFOR THIS MYSOGYNIST GENOCIDE SRUVIVOR IZ NOT THE NOBODIE ESPITE HIS SIGNIFICANT ROUACH ETC.
>>40978810
NOTHING AT ALL
WHAT IS WRONG 2 U IS THE FALSEA BELIEVE THAT U CAN TAKA LL THE GIRLZ (FALSE THEY ARE MINE) & THAT U ARE YORE OWN FREEMASONIC GARMENTS (IT IS LIKE IDENTIFYING W THE CRHOME TRIMM ON UR ROADSTER!)
>>40978811
SEE ABOVE

>>40979115
Just because you don't understand or like something, doesn't mean everybody else feels the same way, anon.
Those 7 amas wer ethe best thing to happen on /x/ in literal years

hey so how many supposed catholic seers have you possessed?

>>40979403
Personally, I use a journal

>>40979420
Doth you protest too much.

>>40978803 (OP)
alawiteanon

>>40979424
talking to me? all of them

>>40979425
thats not what i meant

Did anything happen August 25th?

>>40978819
IF THERE IZ NO CAKE THEN LET THEM BAKE BREAD
REFUSE LIVE ACTION VIDEO OV UNDERAGE SUBJECTW REGARDLESS OV CONTENT HOWEVEER, KIDS ARE CARTOOOOOOONZ (literally this is the recipe to end edok, peace out jeffrie & giz yore game is retired & ua rr 4given if you tell the whole story ov BRICE TAYLOR to CONTTROLLLLL in the HALLS OV CONGRESS on LIVE TELEVISION it is yore onlie escape from hell you crepey redditors!)
>>40978820
ACTIONS MEAN WORDS IN A WORLD OV SHIT
>>40978824
ALLREDDIE ADDRESSED ABOVE
>>40978825
PENIS MIGHTER
>>40978830
HE IZ A JESTEAR YES HE WORKS 4 US HE IS A GENOCIDE SURVIVOR SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT

>>40979435
Too practical?
You impart a piece of yourself into it every day, so the object more and more resembles you. Simply conjuring the journal as an image in your mind, after doing this for some time, would be enough to illicit memories.

>>40978803 (OP)
IAM THE NOBODY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIY04z38tSg&list=PLi4Kh9FHJIv_YmufkMA_H680Z8yW1-0Dh&index=5
I ;QUIT THIS FUCKING WEBSITE
DM ME ON DISCORD OR DIE
>shakra2023
STOP FUCKING YOUR HAND & START FUCKING YOUR OWN TWIN FLAME
AYY ENDED THE "runner-chaser" DYNAMIC 4 LL HUMANITIE SO STOP LISTENING TO THE LLIMITING BELIEVES OV YOUTAUBERS & UNWISE FOOLS
ONLIE LISTEN 2 ME
TTYL

>Captcha: SSYJX

>>40979427
Citoyens du monde, oeuvrez pour la liberté!

Patriots in control.

https://youtu.be/OGidU_MEJ_E

>>40979446
im trying to find a personal item that i can carry around which sort of exudes something truly about myself as a person so i dont forger myself

>>40978830
This is fun, halfway through thread 2 now.

>>40979457
Pick out some jewelry then?
I carry an auroras pendant.

If you’re not a far right racist nazi in the eyes of your enemy are you even fighting for anything?

https://youtu.be/6xG2YjUR5AI

>>40979462
auto correct did not like that
>ouroboros

>>40979438
Well did something happen?

>>40979465
What's up with so many gays or trans folk being Nazis? Is it the leather outfits?

>>40979469
probably nothing

>>40979462
ya but youre a demon any ideas on what jewlerry or whatever else i could get to remember myself

>>40978803 (OP)
Nobody. There are no other answers.

>>40979438
nothing ever happens

>>40979471
It’s definitely the fashion.

>>40979418
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dscfeQOMuGw

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lI4MdxlMVzo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hucRhDSmiDM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wP8MD-9_MqA

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=am3448rMzSk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hamLj6NIvKI

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-_IVZC0PIDA

>>40979438
... 312 years from now. August 25th, 2337

>>40979488
can't wait

>>40979462
what sort of item reminds you of me

>>40978996
frolicking in virtual fields with /ng/ frens.

>>40979447
You sound like a faggot. You're using terms that are only used by faggots. Makes me think you might be a faggot, faggot.

>>40979166
A lot of people, it's a title that means "lord".

>>40979340
What do you mean? Others that experienced that would also need to push back and or self advocate to get out of it

>>40979438
The woman from the farmer's market decided that we are going to be together

>>40979505
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=or3YA4J0_b8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ea9vnsLKp9k

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q11TR7mLg6A

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=326O-cR8iyI

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G5P4kEBh5-I

try to harmonize

>>40979451
Who are the patriots? Is it us?

>>40979520
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i17mgRK3GX8

https://www.washingtoncrossingpark.org/captured-hessians/

>>40955685

the serpent and the dove

>>40979438
yeah i had some chips n dip

>>40979474
What makes you think that?
I spend most of day in prayer to God.
I see demons clearly and they haunt me.
Even when people like you bury yours.
Remember Eris, I'm not the one who has trouble remembering who he is. I have God for that. That is what my pendant reminds me of.

>>40979511
Has that worked for anyone before?

>>40979537
what item remind you of me

>>40979357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TXh0JG1ycU

>>40979538
I don't have access to that information

>>40979546
Right now?

>>40979547

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea8GyscSFaQ

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Irb3ZK7ikE

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SAMYGzwUTK4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ryT-ltTDCko

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5jV-E09efRE

>>40979554
sure

>>40979551
This has in fact been a conversation.

>>40979566
I've given you 5 items now
If you can name them I'll keep helping

>>40979579
no, what item do i remind you of, give it

>>40979573
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cvvRr4qpyXQ

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yPfyFvzwx1E

>>40979584
If you cared enough to pay attention I would.

>>40979573
Do you long to see through the darkness of future past?

>>40979584
a dildo

>>40979586
whats the item

>>40979591
i long for 2 billion gp in old school runescape

>>40979540
https://youtu.be/bvnu7pa5rvo?si=FwlT1Kz2Y48nDUFZ

>>40979597
That's my question for you. If you care enough to pay attention, can you even name 3 of the 5 items I've told you? One of them is free, it was the image I gave two posts ago if you missed it. That thing's called a yakbak. Two more to go.

https://youtu.be/vPYZk1xJHGM

D40KD

>>40979599
we know

>>40979604
whats the item what is it

>>40979606
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a9Bs4xhDyxw

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QnrfbhE-rQg

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nACWZHK0-SY

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4mMOq6tz_hY

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/ef6NjPqgBgk

keep chasing the red dot
you watchin reruns and shit

>>40979611
chua's circuit
a boob tube giving static
a D23
a journal
a yakbak

Those are the 5 items I've suggested so far
I knew you wouldn't remember because you never gave any feedback.

Are you trying to give the impression you don't care? I bet you aren't.

chat gpt knows all the porn

it will suggest porn to you

it knows some very niche and obscure porn

>>40979619
no thank you

>>40978803 (OP)
couple of possibilities
1. rebranding of anonymous
2. a scapegoat honeypot
3. rebranding of egoless / arahant
4. completely made up intentionally vague label made up by glp or some similar organization to draw in certain people so they can kiwifarms/lolcow vulnerable people without connections
5. an actual person who has achieved siddhi's in this reality who is "messing up the plans" of tptb one way or another to the point they had to hire more alphabet organization members to track them down to stop them

most likely case? kiwifarms/lolcow project of olde resurrected by someone and flooded by the usual people who got way too deep and literal into occult who hold contradictory ideas at the same time causing mental instability thus making them easy targets

>>40979617
whats the item because none of those actually remind you of me your just stalling to not give the real answer

lol based zoomer
fuck boomers

>>40979629
Don't forget:
>an egregore of the forgotten's ambitions
>

>>40979633
The first three are all references to chaos and randomness for your namesake, Eris. I chose a D23 very intentionally as well, instead of a D20. I honestly think a journal would help you and would serve the purpose if it was a pocket journal or on your phone. The yakbak is a mild insult because I'm tired of you acting like a brat when I'm being helpful.

Abandon all hope all ye who enter here
>implying I had or need hope

interracial cuckold empire

sounds promising to me

>>40978803 (OP)
>Checkmate from the start

so here's the plan

i sleep now

you do you

>>40979643
eris is not the goddess of chaos in the random sense but of conflict and strife and generally being violently discordant

apparently the latest shooting was caused by a disgruntled tranny. the meme goes on.

>>40979619
Is dis true?

>>40978965
It's more fun if you're 69'ing and competing to see who makes the other coom first.

>>40979661
No way, I just woke up from my nappy poo and I'm ready to post boastfully about my [REDACTED]

>trying to convince inbred nepo babies to embrace the tenents of good leadership and dharma during kali yuga
it all comes tumbling down~

>>40979665
maybe his parents were about to evict him and it's his parents fault

When you realize that Isis is actually the indiscriminate sex pest and rapist, and not Set...

I mean, I always knew that. Its just some people who somehow think that the sex goddess isn't the rapist and instead accuses the war god of it. Its funny.

>>40979209
>Muh hourly rate
At or above minimum wage, which I know infuriates you.

>>40979662
Physical items don't typically carry intention. We bring those to the table when we use them. A D23 might role for a chaotic evil, or a lawful good, it depends on the player. Some players though, they embrace the chaos and make it a part of how they operate. For them a dice makes for a good emblem of sorts, does it not? I considered choosing a D13 to make the intentions more clear, but the 23 is more accurate to you.

>>40979007

Like sex

>>40979669
Indeed. ಠಿ_ಠ

>>40979682
my point was from the get go you took the wrong approach. what reminds you of who eris actually is, which is not randomness but conflict

>>40979692
I understood, and unlike you I was willing to make sacrifices to make a solid choice. That's the trap I talked about before, remember? There are an infinite number of items that will suit your needs. Your problem isn't finding one, it's settling. That's what I've observed at least.

Why do trannies target churches?

>>40979700
wrong, there is one specific item that exudes eris as a goddess of strife most

>>40979701
hatred of hypocrisy

>>40979629
There's a guy. The majority of what's said about him here is false, but that also works in his favour.
Plausible deniability out the ass.
The worst they could pin on him is LARPing.

>>40979704
>there is one specific item that exudes eris as a goddess of strife most
It's a shame it changes all the time. Makes it hard to carry with you, no?

>>40979711
its one item it doesnt change

Female cult rites are inherently filthy and they fuck like animals. They are especially keen on the young and on familial relationships.
That includes Ishtar, Cybele, Aphrodite, and even Atena!

>>40979708
>there's a guy in modern day that has achieved siddhi's
>he's using them to effect things globally
>this same guy is afraid of exposure
why would a person with fully realized siddhi's need to fear anything?

>>40979715
>its one item it doesnt change
How predictable and not at all like Eris
Sacrifices. Can you make them?

>>40979719
Not desiring something isn't the same as fearing it.

>>40979701
Trannies target churches?
Perhaps...could it be...that hoes are mad?
>Breaking News! Hoes are mad? It's more likely than you think! More at 11

https://youtu.be/ScEFATfZ3uw

>>40979724
you do know that siddhi's basically make you an avatar of the god on power scale things (if the siddhi's are as stated in the scriptures)
the guy could literally just kill anyone they don't like globally or anyone who would try to harm them, "reverse" kali yuga and create a golden era by brute forcing it out their ass
they could also avoid surveillance under the globo homos noses
what purpose would there be for a person who can do everything to do anything or to hide?
>he doesn't like publicity
he could just disappear out into thin air and change his shape if he wanted to

read up about siddhis they are broken OP as fuck

Without awareness, there is no consent.

The subconscious is no different from an animal. If an animal or a child cannot consent, neither can the subconscious.

So yes, you people are rapists.

If you have to hide and do things in sneaky ways, that means you did not get consent from your target.

Just FYI

>>40979737
>brute force
Not how he works (usually)

>>40979737
>siddhi's
Rookie shit, verily.

https://youtu.be/1Krc_gkT6yI

>>40979701
this time it was trying to send a message through a broken one it was zombie piloting

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lI4MdxlMVzo

mom-moo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vPh7y_KkyjI

>>40979741
>>40979742
Prāpti: the ability to realize whatever one desires.
Prākāmya: the ability to access any place in the world.
Īśitva: the ability to control all material elements or natural forces.
Vaśitva: the ability to force influence upon anyone.

>>40979738
People are often unaware, even if you're out in the open about your intentions. They don't even know its an issue half the time. By this reasoning, you're likely to end up a rapist just because of bad luck. That might give people the wrong idea. You tell someone they'll get in trouble for stealing from the cookie jar no matter what, how many do you think will go for a cookie?

>>40979741

He hasn’t actually started working yet. You still have him enslaved.

>>40979747

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1H5-c0PyH48

>>40979748
Yep, rookie shit.
Major downgrade.

Actually, I take that back.
The strategy of using every possible mental attack is brute force hacking of brains.

>>40979701
because synagogues have a cover charge.

blood flow stop

>>40979764
You have something in the back of your throat.

you have a bloodclot and you will die of a heart attack

>>40979773
Lucky!

https://youtu.be/Qn6tZZGIoxM

based on the fact that you're still typing means that i don't have siddhi's, next

>>40979773
i was hoping it'd be an brain aneurysm but i'll take it i guess.

>>40979721
i knew you would say that, if were talking about being predictable.... there are items which exude something unstable and always changing, but its still one item

>>40979777
truuuuuuuuuuuuue
you wouldn't want that anyway though
no consequences here doesn't mean no consequences anywhere

>>40979778
https://youtu.be/AE3ynTXTm_8

not to flex but
>omnipotence with omniscient guidance beyond time itself>siddhis
by a lot
there's levels to this shit

>>40979782
>you wouldn't want that
i just did and my wishes did not get imposed onto reality, therefore no siddhi's
>consequences elsewhere
if you have siddhi's you are in a state where you are beyond karmic ties or rebirth, you can do literally anything and get away with it because you're your own only judge at that point

I figured if they seen something important I'd be good at or something I'm supposed to do-
But don't say anything, it must've not been that important.
>It's not my job to speak for other people to say when they need something.

Spoiler: If you get power, it's to give you the chance to prove you deserve it.

untrue, you get siddhi's by understanding the true nature of this reality, you're delusional if anything you want to do doesn't become imposed on reality

>>40979793
More like you can't get it unless you deserve it by being ultra mega based.

https://youtu.be/fsrUpc6ZS6o

>you have to eeeearn it
it's not a wage you tard, siddhi's come from understanding what this reality is and playing with it

>what's the harm in asking?
>"They could say no, so I don't bother asking."
No wonder "nothing happens"..

the fact that you're not all dead by now means that i am delusional, have a good day

Are A-sexuals supreme beings?!
Im starting to think I should be proud of not getting laid. Evolution and eugenics should be taught in schools.

>>40979800
It's hot doodoo without omniscient guidance.
Rookie shit for scrubs who can't git gud.

>>40979797
>>40979800
Abuse of power gets punished in... poetic ways.

>>40979780
>predictable
That's how ignoring the obvious usually plays out. If the item is the most like Eris and that item doesn't change, that means everyone always agrees on the subjective nature of this item. This consequence is paradoxical, leading to the conclusion that the item is inherently unknowable. So then you ignorantly ask to know this thing that you can't know or else it stops being that thing, just so you can remember?

>>40979790
>you can do literally anything and get away with it
The first question you should ask yourself is, what happens if another siddhi wants you to act a certain way?

Everyone is so concerned about two children being shot to death in a church but nobody seems to care about over a million children being aborted every year in the USA and billions of animals being tortured to death in factory farms every year.

>>40979809
would you hump two sock puppets together if you knew they were both just your own hands?
>>40979812
>what if the left hand wants the right hand to act in a certain way
are you fucking retarded or do you have split personality disorder?

>I don't get it, why doesn't he just do [____]?
>If I was him, I'd do [____] with impunity!
>He must be retarded for not doing [____].

why aren't you fucking bots in a sandbox game and doing tons of damage?

>>40979812
if you start giving out linguistic mind traps which inherently confuse someone and dont make any sense im getting close. Whats the item

why aren't you larping with retarded inbred babies and taking over their sandboxes?

>>40979815
>are you fucking retarded or do you have split personality disorder?
You're thinking too low.
>what if the left hand wants the right hand to act in a certain way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qa_bHMtDcc
>confusion and powerlessness

Either you bend the knee and can't do whatever you want or you do and thus can't do whatever you want. Otherwise you're not One.

lol that was awhile ago
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5D_QKY0_Bxk

Dear John

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d4WRJROa3R4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QPyS7xoaBpI


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CnVf1ZoCJSo

>>40979840
>umm achtually, you just decided you didn't want to do the thing you wanted to do
retarded it is

>>40979841
not pic.....Kong

>>40979840
CGP Grey's video on this is quite good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfYbgdo8e-8

>>40979832
That's not a mind trap, it's called logical deduction. That's how I go about verifying things I intuitively feel. I can understand why you'd have a problem with it though.

>>40979849
whats the item

>>40979849
Do you call yourself nobuddy because you have no friends?

>>40979841
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lsV500W4BHU

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fnayvmyploE

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i5AwzoZhbkw

just remember that the fact that the guy hasn't killed you for trying to find him (assuming they want to stay hidden) proves he doesn't have siddhi's
also if the guy wanted to do anything he would do it without you ever knowing it, for all you know he wanted you to act like retards and used a siddhi to make it happen and you would never be the wiser
there's also a siddhi for taking over bodies of others like jumping to play on a bot in a video game

Women are rapists

>>40979813
Because factory farms are invisible to the public while two children caught in a church are a good story to tell.
I'm against factory farms but you need to feed the masses.

>>40978803 (OP)
Don't click the youtube links.

>>40979846
Well, this isn't black and white, so when you dumb it down like that of course it's going to sound retarded. Read between the lines my guy.

>>40979848
>>40979840
Free will exists!!!!! Libertarian free will exists!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nh1Z3UTobrY

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RcH9LWAlRnU

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T7INxFs-QkM

These YouTube videos are really good! Please listen to them or watch them!

>>40979860
>just remember that the fact that the guy hasn't killed you for trying to find him (assuming they want to stay hidden) proves he doesn't have siddhi's
This relies on the assumption that he wants to kill people rather than modulate behaviour.

>>40979863
Click all the youtube links

https://youtu.be/XomXRIf3zog

>>40979857
You nailed it

>>40979867

Just stop assuming anything

>>40979862
Yes pretty much. Almost everyone is retarded
>>40979861
If they're not vegan yes if they buy or sell turkey dairy pork beef leather etc

>>40979864
>it's super complicated
no it really isn't, if you really want something and have siddhi's it happens, doesn't matter how many other pieces you have on the board
>>40979867
if he wants to "modulate behavior" he sure is wanting people to act like retarded lunatics globally

>>40979853
',:^]

>>40979876
>if he wants to "modulate behavior" he sure is wanting people to act like retarded lunatics globally
Isn't that how the powers that be deal with people who are inconvenient?
Paint them as crazy, evil and force them into situations that make them freak out so they can be removed from society... Am I missing anything?

maybe he just wants the kali yuga to proceed as planned except make it really really retarded and petty like a awkward long fart in a elevator instead of a violent boom
>>40979883
why bother doing it like that when you can just turn their entire bodies into red goop or make them dance the funny white robe dance while slitting their wrists to make nice red ensos?

>>40979876
>if you really want something
Sure, if it's within your realm of consideration here in this mortal plane, it'll happen
If you don't see how things get more complicated beyond the scope of your awareness, well that just tells me you you haven't done much growing yet.

>>40979887
Because their own followers will tear them limb from limb.

>>40979891
well there you go, no siddhi's, no bitches, no bling and no guns blazing kali yuga
just an awkward long fart in a slowly moving elevator
>>40979892
if you have siddhi's you don't need to listen or care about a single persons opinions on what you do, you can literally just goop people on a whim and make a tulpa that kills anyone that even thinks of hurting you or tries to find you

>>40979881
>"I get paid to disrupt and destroy things and people who are against arbitrary agreements with governments."
>"Arbitrary- meaning, I pick who is against me and make a decision based on that.."

>>40979892
dont scare the beJesus out of em...they still have to go on tv

>>40979896
>just an awkward long fart in a slowly moving elevator
Truly an impossibility, and yet it's all we can know.

>>40979901
look around you, is this how you would have the end of the world / dark times if you had control over everything and didn't want to stop this shit show from happening?
clearly this awkward and long fart is either premidated to take away their own blaze of glory or there is no siddhi guru guy with magic missiles to blow peoples bodies into bloodmist

a fitting end for boomers to not even get a cool ending to be fair but still this is the lamest apocalypse i've ever had the displeasure of taking a part in

>>40979898
Let's be real: They never had any Jesus in them.

>>40979896
its guns blazing in the soul realm

>>40979913
i'd love to see how the world reacts to blue beam

>>40979907
>"I don't care if they see me anymore, their actions prove the outcome."
>"If you're broke, just be a trillionaire.."
>"If you're sick, just be better."
>"If you're sad, just don't be sad."
>"If you're angry, just don't be mad."
>"If you're happy, just don't be happy."
>"If you're healthy, just don't be healthy."
>"If you're in trouble, just don't be in trouble."

>>40979920
Plot twist

>>40979918
>the soul realm
you mean the inanimate goo sea for as long as eye can see where people go when they're ready to disappear from existence?
>>40979920
probably shits itself while hooked up on tubes and spotus demented shit at the underpaid immigrant taking care of it

pee pee poo poo tbqhwy

Rainbow entropy.
From chaos emerge beauty.“Il faut avoir du chaos en soi pour accoucher d’une étoile dansante.”

>>40979910
>is this how you would have the end of the world / dark times
Nope
>premidated to take away their own blaze of glory
There is no glory in it.
There is no shame.
The petty things become far away.

There is no desire.
There is no yearning.
Breath is the source of Samsara's turning.

There is no time,
and space is like dough.
ready bake oven ready to glow

>>40979924

Sold my cock and soul to Lilith a while ago t b h. She is true bae

>>40979914
i guess it comes down to the chickens

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YwqklRh2irA

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kXOzBng_U7w

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=q7pEIS4cpjc

https://thehill.com/homenews/5454917-trump-very-nice-of-hillary-clinton-to-float-him-for-nobel-peace-prize/

>>40979926
no, i mean the realm of the peoples person, because they arent "good" they're souls, persons

if they start losing who they are or start losing actual non emotional personal action they start soul bleeding, it smells literally like pouring if you have developed the "smell" for it which i have

like you know dried brown rotting blood, the smell of pennis, mixed with fresh red blood from both veins and arteries? thats your average high school in the soul sense for me, thats how it smells like

>>40979940
they arent goo ****

>>40979940

Cakes the air innit

>>40979930
>If you allowed me free will, I would probably use it to say that I hate it when you use my body as a flesh puppet
:|
Yeah, that's definitely the kind of ability sane people learn to use on others.

>>40979939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnyB0a8G71Y

Ain't nobody here but us chickens, eh?

Two lives
Two faces
One dream

Fuck this entire facade. Let me be the drunk meth addict I was destined to be without having people try to 302 me for talking about my feelings.
Like shut the fuck up and mind your own buisness ! Im working here.

I don't talk much but I also don't have anything to complain about except for people complaining about me. Just bitch bitch bitch all day long

https://youtu.be/Zd9jeJk2UHQ?si=qXcPXY9pcw3Cpqtm

>>40979940
i swear.. the smell of pennies***


>>40979949
it causes a low level slowly rising panic and distress

>>40979947
>"They're delusional"
https://youtu.be/jn9-AmwOb6o

lamest apocalypse ever
lame attempts at control
lame attempts at damage mitigation
everything about this situation screams of bad writing
if this is divine play then god is a hack

So anyway, did you know that if you use Focus 10 while doing activities you can activate flow state at will?

>>40979949
yeah it does

>>40979913
>>40979920
This is my view during blue beams ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

>>40979950
>"Why don't you just like it? Just be okay with others doing what they want and telling you, (you) aren't allowed to defend yourself or react- also, when you don't defend yourself and react, we will call you out for it."

>>40979958
went a different way with it

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8zzky8

>>40979962
I love how all the species in Mass Effect argue that the Asari look more like themselves than the other races.

And yes, I'd be her RNG.

>>40979963
>equivalent of scammers saying, "do not redeem!"

>>40979953
Where there's chickens there's a roost.
Where there's a roost, there's a rooster.

cock a doodle doo
gpt made this for me and you

>>40979963
>Do what thou will
What if that's brutally torture to death those who harm me?

>>40979969
>"If you don't like my shitposts, just like them anyway."
>"If you've got something to say, just say it- unless I think you shouldn't, then don't.. but I'm not going to tell you until it's retroactive."

oh boy, i really wish to reality the death of malicious cunts who are making my life 10x harder than it need be under fair leadership and for people to have abundance so they stop acting like starving animals

>>40979975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNE2oCZH_4k
>OH LAWD, HE COMIN'

>>40979977
>"Or you could do what they pay-ops want you to do, *shoot up a local [REDACTED], So they can get involved because they need work to do."

>>40979987
Bitch, do you even know how much ammo costs?

>>40979955

For some, others it feels like

>>40979990
>If you're being paid to do it, why would it matter how much it costs?

>>40979983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV1yUVeA_Fw

>>40979990
Like, for a hit man?

i'm gonna go smoke, shit, and shower
>not necessarily in that order but we'll see lol don't end the world before i get back

>>40980002
In general.

https://open.spotify.com/track/3DdOsUq1M9mJBFVR0xbSOx

GGAK8


Ashes on delivery

Bro gets advice from dudes and chicks who haven't ever been in a relationship on how to be in one and wonders why they're still single-
>This is the only thing that matters to 4chan

Ok brb after chores

>>40980010
This is not a chat room. You don't need to alert us to you leaving.

>getting dating and sex advice from prostitutes, virgins and trolls
Shiggydiggy

>>40979975
September 23 is when Rooster time starts btw
We're still in Virgo/Monke

https://youtu.be/wV7P6S9L-IQ

>>40980003
I’d do all three at once.

if the way people want you to behave does not give you what you want and the way you want to behave would give you it better why behave in a way that others wish you to behave like
is that not the lesson you were created to teach me?

>>40980022
If someone's created to teach you something are you really behaving the way you want to or doing what they want you to do?

>>40980004
In that case.
>The Army blamed the increase on two factors: buying more shells than originally anticipated — which in turn raised maintenance costs — and hardware and software upgrades such as "advanced positioning and navigation technologies." The cost for Excalibur has been estimated at around $100,000 per round, compared to about $3,000 for an unguided 155-mm shell.

>"You need to go to church to ask for forgiveness, get baptized and become blessed."
>Forgiveness for what? Anyone can pray for blessings anywhere, and I am blessed.
>"Well, you're getting noisy in our boomer group overseas. Get your head straight, son."
>Let me tell you about the story of Elijah. When he was a young man, he prayed for rain, and God did not make it rain. He prayed again and again, and still it did not rain. On his final legs, 3 and a half years later, he prayed one last time, and lo, God made it rain.
>"Uhmm...errr..."
>Oh, and tell [REDACTED] every action has an equal and opposite reaction. He would know that from his engineering days.
>*voice shaking* "Err..."
>Everything is going exactly as intended. Have a nice day! Stay blessed!
>*voice shaking* "O-o-okay..."

>>40980003
I'm about to shit and shower now

>>40980024
Did you know the government just purchased a whole bunch of 6.5 CM and rifles chambered in it?
SIG is fucked.

>please teach these fully grown adults how to be good at life
No, they're all literally retarded and take the dumbest advice and wonder why their life is like that.
This ain't black beauty and I'm not going to cry that I can't get you out of the mud-
Fuck you, you deserve to be there.
Now I'm gonna smoke a joint and scare some ghosts.

>>40979954
>https://voca.ro/1mJ9lV41ND51

anyone wanna play some quake?

>>40980023
retarded rhetoric discarded, even solipsism is limited by what you have experienced as a individual, if solipsism is real then to expand the scope of what you can think of as possible is to create a tulpa that demonstrates these ideas and a situation that forces you to either adopt these ideas or to repeat a loop until you do

get bent tulpa, your purpose is done you're no longer useful for anything apart from catharsis and closure

>>40980029
Based shower shitter.
Don't let the government tell you what drains are for what.

https://youtu.be/e4ujS1er1r0

>>40980030
Haven't they been talking about that for years? Did they actually buy them now?

>>40979986
>>40980018
I can feel the energy approaching.
Have you read beware of chicken yet?

>>40978803 (OP)
In my own personal opinion
"the nobody"
is whoever not only earns my permission to bend reality to their will while I'm still in it

but then does it
without bending anyone else who isn't me
to their will either

not even on accident
but that's just me
and I bet ya other anon's have their own opinions

about how it's them
and I don't have
a say in the matter

even if I am part
of the reality
they are trying to bend to their will

only to fail
over and over and over again
as they keep trying anyways

ya know
in case they get it right
next time

*shrugs*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2zRehtoU1w

>>40980040
Actual order made for millions of dollars.

>>40980039
clean it up wagie

>>40980045
No, what's it about?
How God symbolically has been a chicken this whole time and it's super fucked up?

https://youtu.be/k9IfHDi-2EA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDURChQ7w54


Roasted Duck

Ingredients

Original recipe (1X) yields 4 servings

2 teaspoons paprika

2 teaspoons salt

1 teaspoon black pepper

1 (5 pound) whole duck

½ cup butter, melted, divided

Directions

Gather all ingredients. Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C).


Combine paprika, salt, and pepper in a small bowl; rub spice mixture onto skin of duck. Place duck in a roasting pan. Roast in the preheated oven for 1 hour.

Spoon 1/4 cup melted butter over duck and continue cooking for 45 minutes more.

Spoon remaining 1/4 cup melted butter over duck and cook until golden brown, about 15 minutes more.

>>40980049
Deport

>>40980053
lol, no, it's in the litrpg genre, semi slice of life. The protagonist is a cultivator and his first apprentice is a spirit beast rooster.

>>40980048
Ah okay its spec ops stuff. It seems like its mostly min maxing nowadays maybe were at a tech plataeu.

>>40980056
shitting on wagies is funny though

>>40980066
That could be interesting.
I'm kinda curious about cultivators after seeing sethzenetch or whatever his name is's video on amazing cultivation simulator.
An awakened rooster would be some serious Yang energy

Chandy died.
RIP in peace Chandy.

>>40980070
6.5 is a sweet spot.
It's flatter in trajectory than .308 with less recoil, but it doesn't burn barrels out quite as fast as the smaller diameter wildcats. It has a really good ballistic coefficient, so it retains energy a lot better than .308 at long range. IIRC it's optimized for a 20" barrel, but with the right projectile I think it'd do a really good job at AP, which is why they were looking at .277 Fury in the first place.

>>40980082
Big if true.
>holy shit a Chandy corpse just flew over my fucking house

>>40980076
>An awakened rooster would be some serious Yang energy
Very true. As an interesting twist though, the rooster (Fa Bi De, or Big D) takes inspiration from the crescent moon, improving is slashing claw kicks.

>>40980085
Nah, Nobody gives a fuck about Chandy.

>>40980082
I hope not I'd miss him

>>40980091
>That's too bad.
RIP in peace.

>>40980089
I like(d) him.
RIP in peace Chandy man.

https://youtu.be/9bSxOhoM9pE

>>40980091
He's a sweet guy
Or maybe his name just reminds me of candy
Either way, that's something to miss

>>40980094
I heard the Wendigo got him.
Oh well-
RIP

>>40980014
Ya k see ya later tho

>>40980089
at least he doesn't have to deal with anyone's bullshit anymore.
RIP

>>40980098
What if Wendigo was a disease that made your dick fall off?
Would it be scarier?

>>40980104
Fs in the chat boys
Anon is going home

>>40980084
What are they used for? To murder everything that goes in your way?

>>40980108
*presses s to spit*
>he would have wanted it this way
*single manly tear*

you’re an expert in game theory?

>>40980107
>wendigo takes ur pp/boobs/ovaries away
Idk, should be glad he's gone.

>>40978803 (OP)
I can finally sleep peacefully because after all these years, SOMEBODY FINALLY FUCKING HELPED ME AS REQUESTED DAILY FOR YEARS

IT WASN'T THAT GODDAMN HARD GUYS LMFAO

>>40980113
Is an expert in game theory a person who uses all the fancy terms or a person who is good at using it?

>>40980113
It's been around since the 17th century. Who isn't an expert by now?

>>40980115
>wendigo turns you trans
*shudder*

>>40980120
rip

God sooooo bored

Just want to gamble

Yikes

Anyway

>>40978808
I call bullshit

>>40978810
lot's of stuff
to much to mention
with the allowed text limit

but some of the main "mental defects" I was born with
in ways
that are my problem and not anyone else's fault

include but are not limited to
the following examples
*ahem*

>I have a REALLY hard time imagining what I never imagined before.
>I forget stuff and then forget that I forgot it so even if it happens right in front of me I don't remember it ever happening before unless I'm reminded some how of what I forgt when I forgave someone until I "take it back" and don't forgive them any more
>I'm always wrong and never right only as close to being right as I can with the memoires I've made to date while ALLWAYS without exception missing at least one little detail without the aid of some kind of "higher powers" downloading thoughts directily into my brain if I wanted them to or not like my own brain isn't under my control and I'm being used against my will...

>>40980117
Game Theory: The art of talking like MatPat but IRL
Alternatively, the subtle art of treating real life like Xbox Live circa 2005

>>40980122
Hey, don't rush to a conclusion. That's still what... 50/50 odds?

>>40980117
>Gamer Theory
>All games are sandboxes that activate neuron pathways that can be channelled into tangible real-world action

>>40980132
beans, for the drip

>>40980132
>Galamath at levels 1-5
>Beans at levels 6-20

>We've hacked all his electronics and his brain. Oh he's so done, only a matter of time till he offs himself

>What's he doing now sir

>He just keeps masturbating

Lol. Lmao.

>>40980132
>Meanwhile, gamers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOleCw2bywc

>>40980140
im gaming now, but will jerk off later

>>40980127
Nah, I'll be at his funeral.

>>40978824
please see >>40980124
then laugh all you want
even if other's don't think you're funny

I don't mind

>>40980140
Imma masterbate to their wives to piss them off.
>Watch them kill themselves to the amount of nut that comes from it.

the latter

the former

Officer Faggot and Nurse Nigger like watching me stroke my meat

I'm going to make an NFL player get into an accident, by accident.

big chungus
bird

>>40980157
I'm trying to manifest one of my nigger female gangstalkers to have a miscarriage or get breast cancer

>>40978837
The anon I'm responding to
is a liar
trying to tell folks what they "want to hear"

for no other reason
then that's who they treat everyone
not just shit posters on 4chan

I mean which one of you
reading this thread
hasn't had some random stranger

just try and tell you
what they think you want to hear
even if you got bored of hearing that line a long time ago

hmm?

duh...

>>40980161
I'm skeptical of your truth claim that they're lying.

>>40980160
Wanna be on my team?

Why are darkie women so jealous of beautiful white princesses

>>40980163
cool
this doesn't work
if I'm the only skeptic

:D

>>40980141
>Millennials, Zoomers and Gen Alpha all specialists in respective fields of combat ops, squad directioning, grand strategy, vehicle operation, psychological ops, puzzle solving, repetitive actions resilience, farmville, narrative exploration, and mech/drone operation
>And a primal craving for PvP
Boomers have no chance, and Gen X didn't have enough time behind the console.

>>40980165
Yes

>>40980120
how did harvey weinstein lose his dick? they said it was a mess down there in court

>>40980140
"When in doubt whip it out."
Works in every situation.

>>40980140
>https://voca.ro/145OlSnZ79qC

>>40980176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWMPVn1kgIQ

>>40980179
Based taste, that song rules.
SHOCKING lack of songs about having a huge dong

https://youtu.be/RGBcsq1Wssk

>>40980182
Songs about dicks in general.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIUk08iYZKE

>>40980176
Based

>>40978869
And this is 4chan's /x bored
where folks who don't believe in the paranormal
come to troll those who do

and consider it good clean fun
if they got their parents permission to do it 1st
like during a sleep over with a bunch of their friends

no matter what the mods/jannies say
even if this board
doesn't belong to the parents

of any spoiled brats
reading my words
who just thought they were entitled to fuck around and find out

if their parents
had a fucking clue
if the paranormal was real or not

*rolls eyes*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5MgVlkWR34

>>40980186
I was actually going to post that song before I remembered the other more thematically appropriate one.
You are clearly my soul brother from another mother.
Luckily Jamaica exists or I'd be out of songs about having a huge dick.

https://youtu.be/FjMyPvlK6Zg

>>40980171
Sweet.
I was thinking of doing an, "out for the season first."-
>Then progressive injuries until they're unable to play again-
What was your idea about the gangstalkers?

Hello bby

Yeah they finna had some witches on the v2k start doing some chant or something trying to spook me

I just whipped out my lil dick and started stroking it hard

They fucked off

>>40980140
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XSIw6wHxgVI

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OWtRRzuXCKQ

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KPeHHpXOOds

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_WUyZXhLHMk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P6yf4KL9TqY

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mR_Spjj7zH4

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/-E9gC2xwvbM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3zFe5RfLZi8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YDSo6wWOVEg

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CkxXGxa2JkU

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5jV-E09efRE

>>40980204
Hopefully my black cunt gangstalker has a painful messy miscarriage while she's taking a shower or something

I want it to be as traumatizing as possible for her

Let it get a taste of its own medicine for once

>>40980217
Ahh, good old trauma.
Is she pregnant already?

>>40980216
Underrated song title, but beware the banana wind for it summons the dk

https://youtu.be/N9cSaKCuaos

>*DING DING DING DING DING*
And now for 110...

ARGENTINA!!!
>*Crowd hurls rocks*

>>40980218
I dunno nigger women are always shitting out kids, probably

>>40980204
>>40980217
I think all the doubling down they did deserves a couple back.

>>40980161
>https://voca.ro/1ecOIXBskQ6Z

>>40980226
I heard stress is good for miscarriages.
Aside from pushing them down a flight of stairs.

>>40980231
In france they used to use lemon wedges with feces on them.
I'm not sure how I know that one, my brain retains things it ought not.

>>40980235
Feed them shit and lemons anyway for the luls-.

>>40980238
Oh no anon, they didn't eat them.
Other hole lol

>>40980226
racists are gonna be in for a rude awakening

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fKIwj1TQmFs

>>40980241
Oh, well that's sort of disappointing.
I mean, there's always a power drill and a bore bit.
>Just say it's a new kind of dildo

If I ever start a band, it will be called "Other Hole" btw, you heard it here first.

https://youtu.be/5cMAmke33Ws

>>40978819
you feed off of these threads
is what you are saying
without actually saying it

correct?!?

>>40980034
That made me smile

>>40980238
you dumbasses think because im bulletproof to whats on the prowl you are by proxy because you use the toilet here?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l4L9Yi-lXbo

you want the nono to nono again

Not a single faggot in sight
Just empty words

>>40980256
Ask anyone who tried to pull some shit on me how it went.
>Implying they saw a reaction

>>40980217
>https://voca.ro/1cLVEDwKwCD5

>>40978834
all of 4chan itself
is as cringe
as the weakest anon's allowed to "shit post"

for the luls
even if they are the only one
laughing at their own joke

*Respect is NOT submission*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5NEub49beU

>>40980252
I'm glad to hear it!

>>40980271
>*Respect is NOT submission*
True, but reply is

>>40980267
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GGU1P6lBW6Q

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WUDN7AN5HFk

what do you got for that?

>>40980278
My sanity-
Also a fat nut on their g/f and wives.

I'm going to steal your anime waifu and make her tell you to kill yourself.
>For the luls-

>>40980285
Possibly the most based and redpilled thing I've ever read

>>40980274
preemptive explanation

>>40980280
right...well...good luck...keep showering they like that

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LZYoAmZX4rI

>>40980273
Roasting people isn't shitposting, so stay in your lane loser.

>>40980274
are you seriously jealous
of the "pee pee, poo poo" poster
I mean come on...

>>40980271
>*Respect is NOT submission*

You live a very comfortable life.
You fear submitting to words on the internet.
Losing your status or attention.

When is the last time a man pin you down with his foot on your neck?
When is the last time your rights were taken away from you?

No, you stay down, little pup.

>>40980307
I don't even know who you're talking about
I think you might get a clue over on
>>/r/woooooosh

I mean what there to fear?
You never leave your room.

You think a real man, is something out of your kpops or animes.

>>40980320
>You never leave your room.
he says that like it's a bad thing

>>40980288
>I'll also make their husbandos do the same thing

>>40980320
Why do so many people assume the majority of posters here have a father shaped hole in their hearts? I'd be curious to see the actual statistics.

>>40980313
I am trapped
in my own personal "hell on earth"
customied to proved as much suffering as possible

without actually killing me
as I just keep on breathing
in and out, in and out, repeat

so basicly
existging in the reality
any of you trying to bend it to your will

get to deal with
if you want to
or not

huh

:D

>>40980306
>Stay in your lane
>Watch everyone swerve and pretend they aren't out of pocket
Lmfao, rofl even.

>>40980297
I already know that..
They tell me that I smell better than their significant other all the time.

>>40980332
If they jumped off a bridge you'd do that too?
I'm talking to a bot.

I'm here with my bong and my beer and it's past halfway midnight. I'm hungry.

https://youtu.be/6juTl3rtKKI